The Zelda Characters go to School
by Crazy Chick
A/N: I remember going to elementary, which wasn't too long ago. There are too many Zelda high school stories, so the Zelda characters go to elementary/junior high! Yeah, there is a lot of cussing in this story, and there's really this much in real life! Don't believe me? Screw you. Is anyone reading this? No? Thought so. (in a way, some of the characters play me and my friends. Weird huh?) Oh, this is 7 years ago. Get it? If you don't, try to.
Disclaimer: I pay CC to get on here. If you think I own Zelda, screw yourself. Don't get mad people! I tried asking Miyamoto already! (actually I didn't, but u know that, don't u?)
Impa: *sighs* OK, I'll try to be patient with you, Zelda. For the last time, what is 1+1=?
Zelda: Duh! Its 11! [CC: THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On that happy note...]
Impa: *groan* no. *yells* Mr. King, how much longer?
King of Hyrule: Only ½ hour.
Zelda: Oooh, I got it!
Impa: Thank Din! What is it?
Zelda: A window! Get it?
Impa: Um........................Uh, yeah, I do. *unsure look* I swear, Hyrule and Termina need schools for stupid children such as these!
King of Hyrule: What was that? A school? I like that idea! Terry, come here!
Terry is the name of the postman, according to me. If you don't like it, I don't like you.
Terry: *panting, as usual* Yes, Mr. King?
King of Hyrule: Bring every responsible adult here for a meeting.
Terry: Sure thing dude! [A/N: Dont ask. About Terry, anyway.] *runs off*
Who knows how much longer later...
Zelda: Crap, why are we waiting here?
Impa: We're putting you in school.
Zelda: NO! NO NO NO NONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *fights Impa*
Impa: Er...I'll put you in a class with Link!
Zelda: I don't like Link anymore! Oh, here come people! I must act civilized!
Impa: Oooo-kay.
In comes Terry, Kafei, Anju, the Rosa Sisters, the Laboratory Dude, the adult sages, Terence (postman in MM), Guru-Guru (windmill man), Grogg (cucco dude), Mayor Dotour and other random people.
Guru-Guru: Watch it go around in circles! Go around, go around!
Kafei: *looks at tall people* Why do I feel like I don't fit in?
King of Hyrule: So much for responsible adults. *sighs*
Grogg: Dude, why are we here? I miss my cuccos!
Cucco Lady (clone of Anju): Me too!
King of Hyrule: Uh, we need a school for the stupid little bastar-I mean kids of Hyrule!
Zelda/Kafei: Why do I feel like I don't belong here?
Rauru: We'll need the subjects music, art and gym! *gets evil stares* I mean, music, art, gym, science, math, social studies, language arts and...music, art and gym! And options.
King of Hyrule: I thought music and art were options!
Rauru: Not anymore! :P
King of Hyrule: Fine. Who will teach art?
Rauru: Me! what, its fun!
King of Hyrule: Who will teach music?
Rauru: Me!
Guru-Guru: Watch it go around in circles! Go around, go around!
King of Hyrule: Rauru, you're teaching art. The job goes to Guru-Guru!
Guru-Guru: Yay! Go around, go around!
King of Hyrule: Who will teach gym?
Terence: Well, I-
Terry: *interrupts* I will! I must be physically fit! My cousin Terence will be my assistant!
Terence: Well, I-
King of Hyrule: OK! Terry and Terence will teach gym!
Terence: Well, I-
King of Hyrule: Shut up Terence.
Terence: Well, I never! *glooms*
King of Hyrule: Now, who will teach science?
Lab Dude: I will! I love science!
King of Hyrule: *sighs* who will teach math?
Kafei: I think I can. I mean, it was my best subject!
King of Hyrule: who will teach SS?
Nabooru: I WILL! ME! ME! ME! *flaps arms like a little kid wanting to answer a question*
King of Hyrule: Oh? Who will teach LA?
Anju: I shall teach the children about cuccos, and how to spell cuccos! I will teach them blablabla...*finally finishes saying what she wants to teach*
King of Hyrule: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...huh? Who will teach mus-I mean, RAURU!
Rauru: Ehehehe. Huh? Argh! *chased by the King*
King Zora: So childish. Lets see this *looks at sheet that puts down the teachers and their position* OK. *writes 'King Zora' in the place of Principal*
King of Hyrule: *stops chasing Rauru, since both of them have terrible stamina* OK, then. Who will be the vice principal?
Mayor Dotour: Me, obviously! I have more dignity than anyone here!
King of Hyrule/King Zora: AHEM!
Mayor Dotour: I mean, I have more dignity than everyone cept Mr. King! Screw off, you fishy slimy Zora freak.
King of Hyrule: So, *I* will be the principal!
Zelda: No daddy! It will be sooooooo embarrassing!
King of Hyrule: No matter. King's Zora's name was there anyway...KING ZORA!
Rosa Sisters/Impa: What'll we teach?
King of Hyrule: The options! Smart? I know!
Marilla (RS): I'll teach cosmetology!
Judo (RS): No, I will!
Impa: I'll do food studies!
Zelda: *under breath* YESSSSS! Impa's offa my case now!
Impa: Doesn't mean I'm off of your case though, Zelda.
Zelda: Crap! Hey, I have an idea for a name! The Hyrule and Termina School!
Everyone: NO!
Zelda: *makes a bad attempt to look upset*
Impa: Whatever, Zelda. I have an idea for a name! How about The Hyrule and Termina School?
Everyone: OK!
Zelda: Grrr...
Marilla: I'll sign up everyone!
Judo: No I will!
So Marilla signs up people in Hyrule, and Judo does the same in Termina. Then "Mr. King" tells the architects, engineers and constructors to build the school in the middle of the dimension to Termina, which is in Hyrule Market Town! Why? No one cares, naturally!
by Crazy Chick
A/N: I remember going to elementary, which wasn't too long ago. There are too many Zelda high school stories, so the Zelda characters go to elementary/junior high! Yeah, there is a lot of cussing in this story, and there's really this much in real life! Don't believe me? Screw you. Is anyone reading this? No? Thought so. (in a way, some of the characters play me and my friends. Weird huh?) Oh, this is 7 years ago. Get it? If you don't, try to.
Disclaimer: I pay CC to get on here. If you think I own Zelda, screw yourself. Don't get mad people! I tried asking Miyamoto already! (actually I didn't, but u know that, don't u?)
Impa: *sighs* OK, I'll try to be patient with you, Zelda. For the last time, what is 1+1=?
Zelda: Duh! Its 11! [CC: THIS IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On that happy note...]
Impa: *groan* no. *yells* Mr. King, how much longer?
King of Hyrule: Only ½ hour.
Zelda: Oooh, I got it!
Impa: Thank Din! What is it?
Zelda: A window! Get it?
Impa: Um........................Uh, yeah, I do. *unsure look* I swear, Hyrule and Termina need schools for stupid children such as these!
King of Hyrule: What was that? A school? I like that idea! Terry, come here!
Terry is the name of the postman, according to me. If you don't like it, I don't like you.
Terry: *panting, as usual* Yes, Mr. King?
King of Hyrule: Bring every responsible adult here for a meeting.
Terry: Sure thing dude! [A/N: Dont ask. About Terry, anyway.] *runs off*
Who knows how much longer later...
Zelda: Crap, why are we waiting here?
Impa: We're putting you in school.
Zelda: NO! NO NO NO NONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *fights Impa*
Impa: Er...I'll put you in a class with Link!
Zelda: I don't like Link anymore! Oh, here come people! I must act civilized!
Impa: Oooo-kay.
In comes Terry, Kafei, Anju, the Rosa Sisters, the Laboratory Dude, the adult sages, Terence (postman in MM), Guru-Guru (windmill man), Grogg (cucco dude), Mayor Dotour and other random people.
Guru-Guru: Watch it go around in circles! Go around, go around!
Kafei: *looks at tall people* Why do I feel like I don't fit in?
King of Hyrule: So much for responsible adults. *sighs*
Grogg: Dude, why are we here? I miss my cuccos!
Cucco Lady (clone of Anju): Me too!
King of Hyrule: Uh, we need a school for the stupid little bastar-I mean kids of Hyrule!
Zelda/Kafei: Why do I feel like I don't belong here?
Rauru: We'll need the subjects music, art and gym! *gets evil stares* I mean, music, art, gym, science, math, social studies, language arts and...music, art and gym! And options.
King of Hyrule: I thought music and art were options!
Rauru: Not anymore! :P
King of Hyrule: Fine. Who will teach art?
Rauru: Me! what, its fun!
King of Hyrule: Who will teach music?
Rauru: Me!
Guru-Guru: Watch it go around in circles! Go around, go around!
King of Hyrule: Rauru, you're teaching art. The job goes to Guru-Guru!
Guru-Guru: Yay! Go around, go around!
King of Hyrule: Who will teach gym?
Terence: Well, I-
Terry: *interrupts* I will! I must be physically fit! My cousin Terence will be my assistant!
Terence: Well, I-
King of Hyrule: OK! Terry and Terence will teach gym!
Terence: Well, I-
King of Hyrule: Shut up Terence.
Terence: Well, I never! *glooms*
King of Hyrule: Now, who will teach science?
Lab Dude: I will! I love science!
King of Hyrule: *sighs* who will teach math?
Kafei: I think I can. I mean, it was my best subject!
King of Hyrule: who will teach SS?
Nabooru: I WILL! ME! ME! ME! *flaps arms like a little kid wanting to answer a question*
King of Hyrule: Oh? Who will teach LA?
Anju: I shall teach the children about cuccos, and how to spell cuccos! I will teach them blablabla...*finally finishes saying what she wants to teach*
King of Hyrule: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...huh? Who will teach mus-I mean, RAURU!
Rauru: Ehehehe. Huh? Argh! *chased by the King*
King Zora: So childish. Lets see this *looks at sheet that puts down the teachers and their position* OK. *writes 'King Zora' in the place of Principal*
King of Hyrule: *stops chasing Rauru, since both of them have terrible stamina* OK, then. Who will be the vice principal?
Mayor Dotour: Me, obviously! I have more dignity than anyone here!
King of Hyrule/King Zora: AHEM!
Mayor Dotour: I mean, I have more dignity than everyone cept Mr. King! Screw off, you fishy slimy Zora freak.
King of Hyrule: So, *I* will be the principal!
Zelda: No daddy! It will be sooooooo embarrassing!
King of Hyrule: No matter. King's Zora's name was there anyway...KING ZORA!
Rosa Sisters/Impa: What'll we teach?
King of Hyrule: The options! Smart? I know!
Marilla (RS): I'll teach cosmetology!
Judo (RS): No, I will!
Impa: I'll do food studies!
Zelda: *under breath* YESSSSS! Impa's offa my case now!
Impa: Doesn't mean I'm off of your case though, Zelda.
Zelda: Crap! Hey, I have an idea for a name! The Hyrule and Termina School!
Everyone: NO!
Zelda: *makes a bad attempt to look upset*
Impa: Whatever, Zelda. I have an idea for a name! How about The Hyrule and Termina School?
Everyone: OK!
Zelda: Grrr...
Marilla: I'll sign up everyone!
Judo: No I will!
So Marilla signs up people in Hyrule, and Judo does the same in Termina. Then "Mr. King" tells the architects, engineers and constructors to build the school in the middle of the dimension to Termina, which is in Hyrule Market Town! Why? No one cares, naturally!