The Zelda Characters Go to School
By Crazy Chick
2. The Day Before School
At School...
Rauru: Art is the best subject ever! Just get my pens, pencils, paints and brushes, paper and newspaper, I'll be ready for tomorrow's lesson! I'm going to teach everyone how to do tinkertoy lettering! I know its easy, but I know you've never met anyone with the Rauru expertise!
Fish in a fishbowl: O.o *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Guru-Guru: I will teach everyone how to use this gramaphone grinder thingie I wear on my back! Then the band will march through Kakariko and cause a riot! The rain will fall! I don't love the rain, but whatever! I even made up a song! *to the tune of Song of Storms* Song of Storms! Hear my plea! Please don't put some rain on me!
Nabooru: *is passing by* Okaaaaaaaay, then. *quickly rushes to her own class* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Anju: Those kids will learn their ABCs! Then I will teach them how to read books with cuccos in them! Then at the end of the year, they will be able to write the Great Hylian/Terminian Novel! No, the Great Cucco...Cuccodex! Try to top that, Kafei! *leaves classroom marching with a cucco following her* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kafei: I will teach those kids pre-algebra, then algebra, and if we get far enough, run through their calculus, and algebra 1 and 2! I'll be the first Terminian teacher who will teach algebra 3!
Anju: *peeking in* EEPS! Cucco, help me! *cucco has long gone* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Terry: Get those muscles working! They'll run laps, do crunches, push-ups, sit-ups, body builders and use dumbbells till they drop and die!
Terence: Down doggie, down!
Terry: Go chase your ass, Terence. :(
Terence: Well, I- I mean OK! *starts trying to chase his ass*
Terry: Speaking of dumbbells...
Nabooru: *passing by* *under breath* Look who's talking. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Impa: Oooh, I've cooked together many things, and they have all been successes! How about a bomb and a baby Dodongo! *throws a baby dodongo and a bomb into the oven, and the oven blows up. Impa pulls out burned Dodongo particles* Oh, it worked! I have to call the King about the new discovery! *trys to call, but the line is busy* Zelda!!!!!!!!! Guess who's next in my oven...heh heh. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Nabooru: Ugh! I have cold chills! Anju is teaching their kids how to write the Great Cuccodex, Kafei is teaching the kids ALGEBRA 3 in the first week of school! Is there even such a thing? Terry and Terence are getting the kids built bodies like mine, Impa is making cooking discoveries and Rauru and Guru-Guru even have an idea of what to do! Oh, run-on! Oh yeah, I'm not the English teacher! I don't know one thing about social studies! Oh, how about to live a good social life and just screw this whole school idea? Ooh, social! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lab Dude: I love science! If I actually knew what it was, that would be terrific! I'll teach how to eat frog eyeballs and cure a pink eye! I will also teach how to write a graph! I must be a better teacher than the rest of those fools! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zelda: I'm ruined!
Malon/Saria/Ruto: Why?
Zelda: I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR! Impa's teaching food studies and daddy made me go and Impa threatened to cook me. What are you guys wearing!
Malon: Uh...I was wearing a miniskirt, midriff and REALLY HIGH high heels!
Saria: Your dad let you?
Malon: Of course not! He wanted me to wear old hand-me-down overalls that still stink of horse shit!
Zelda: Eww!
Saria: Well, I'm wearing my plain green shirt, shorts and Kokiri boots.
Ruto: That is sooooooooooo lame, Saria! Totally out!
Zelda: How would you know? Well, your clothes are out, but how would Ruto know that? She won't even wear clothes tomorrow!
Ruto: I will too! I borrowed my famous cousin's famous dress! Its a little big, though.
Zelda: Do I know your cousin?
Ruto: You bet! She's Lulu Indigo! And she's having a concert in the gym tomorrow!
Zelda/Saria/Malon: Sah-weet!
Impa: So, these two FINE *heh heh* ladies would like to know who's coming to our school!
End of Chapter
CC: I must say, I'm ashamed of that chapter. Well, not really, I'm just disappointed in its drabness.
By Crazy Chick
2. The Day Before School
At School...
Rauru: Art is the best subject ever! Just get my pens, pencils, paints and brushes, paper and newspaper, I'll be ready for tomorrow's lesson! I'm going to teach everyone how to do tinkertoy lettering! I know its easy, but I know you've never met anyone with the Rauru expertise!
Fish in a fishbowl: O.o *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Guru-Guru: I will teach everyone how to use this gramaphone grinder thingie I wear on my back! Then the band will march through Kakariko and cause a riot! The rain will fall! I don't love the rain, but whatever! I even made up a song! *to the tune of Song of Storms* Song of Storms! Hear my plea! Please don't put some rain on me!
Nabooru: *is passing by* Okaaaaaaaay, then. *quickly rushes to her own class* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Anju: Those kids will learn their ABCs! Then I will teach them how to read books with cuccos in them! Then at the end of the year, they will be able to write the Great Hylian/Terminian Novel! No, the Great Cucco...Cuccodex! Try to top that, Kafei! *leaves classroom marching with a cucco following her* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kafei: I will teach those kids pre-algebra, then algebra, and if we get far enough, run through their calculus, and algebra 1 and 2! I'll be the first Terminian teacher who will teach algebra 3!
Anju: *peeking in* EEPS! Cucco, help me! *cucco has long gone* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Terry: Get those muscles working! They'll run laps, do crunches, push-ups, sit-ups, body builders and use dumbbells till they drop and die!
Terence: Down doggie, down!
Terry: Go chase your ass, Terence. :(
Terence: Well, I- I mean OK! *starts trying to chase his ass*
Terry: Speaking of dumbbells...
Nabooru: *passing by* *under breath* Look who's talking. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Impa: Oooh, I've cooked together many things, and they have all been successes! How about a bomb and a baby Dodongo! *throws a baby dodongo and a bomb into the oven, and the oven blows up. Impa pulls out burned Dodongo particles* Oh, it worked! I have to call the King about the new discovery! *trys to call, but the line is busy* Zelda!!!!!!!!! Guess who's next in my oven...heh heh. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Nabooru: Ugh! I have cold chills! Anju is teaching their kids how to write the Great Cuccodex, Kafei is teaching the kids ALGEBRA 3 in the first week of school! Is there even such a thing? Terry and Terence are getting the kids built bodies like mine, Impa is making cooking discoveries and Rauru and Guru-Guru even have an idea of what to do! Oh, run-on! Oh yeah, I'm not the English teacher! I don't know one thing about social studies! Oh, how about to live a good social life and just screw this whole school idea? Ooh, social! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lab Dude: I love science! If I actually knew what it was, that would be terrific! I'll teach how to eat frog eyeballs and cure a pink eye! I will also teach how to write a graph! I must be a better teacher than the rest of those fools! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zelda: I'm ruined!
Malon/Saria/Ruto: Why?
Zelda: I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR! Impa's teaching food studies and daddy made me go and Impa threatened to cook me. What are you guys wearing!
Malon: Uh...I was wearing a miniskirt, midriff and REALLY HIGH high heels!
Saria: Your dad let you?
Malon: Of course not! He wanted me to wear old hand-me-down overalls that still stink of horse shit!
Zelda: Eww!
Saria: Well, I'm wearing my plain green shirt, shorts and Kokiri boots.
Ruto: That is sooooooooooo lame, Saria! Totally out!
Zelda: How would you know? Well, your clothes are out, but how would Ruto know that? She won't even wear clothes tomorrow!
Ruto: I will too! I borrowed my famous cousin's famous dress! Its a little big, though.
Zelda: Do I know your cousin?
Ruto: You bet! She's Lulu Indigo! And she's having a concert in the gym tomorrow!
Zelda/Saria/Malon: Sah-weet!
Impa: So, these two FINE *heh heh* ladies would like to know who's coming to our school!
End of Chapter
CC: I must say, I'm ashamed of that chapter. Well, not really, I'm just disappointed in its drabness.