3. The List of Students
[CC: This isn't really a chapter]
Judo and Marilla dance in, holding clipboards.
Judo: Lets see here...Ruto, Zelda, Malon and Saria! Put that down, Marilla!
Marilla: *writes the list of people. The list is near the end of the chapter*
Impa: Zelda, remind me to fry you...I mean try you tomorrow in cooking!
Zelda: EEPS! *shudders* try you tomorrow???
Marilla and Judo leave with their clipboards. They run to the Forest.
Judo: Kiddies! Who here is going to our school?
A bunch of Kokiri Kids: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. Her list is at the bottom...*
Kokiri Shopkeeper kid: What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? I'm not on the list!
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to the Hyrule Market Town.
Judo: Who here is going to our school?
The Little Girl Who Chases The Cucco: Me!
Judo: What's your name?
TLGWCTC: If you really need to know, scary lady, its Suze Ann Orphan. [CC: Sue's an orphan. Cheezzzzzzy, hah?]
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. The list is at the bottom, but she write's Suze's name like this:*
If you really need to know scary lady its Sue's an orphan and a Spoiled Dumbass
Judo: What the hell is your problem, Marilla? Fix that, now!
Marilla: Fine. *fixes list*
Judo: If you really need to know, Marilla, its time to go.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Kakariko Village.
Judo: Who here is going to our school?
Clone of Jim from Termina: Me!
Judo: What's your name?
COJFT: DAMPE! I'm kidding. Its Tim Bomber.
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
[CC: Just so you know, Marilla screwed up the name again, but I'm too lazy to write it and you're too lazy to read it]
Judo: Done? Now we can leave.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Termina's Swamp because there are no more important kids in Hyrule.
Judo: Any kids here going to our school?
The Deku Princess: Me! My name is Dekurina Isatree!
Judo: Write that down PROPERLY Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. List at bottom*
Judo: Thats it? Time to go.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Snowhead Valley, but leave because the Elder's Son is underage. They go to the Great Bay Coast but Lulu's babies were underage. They go to Ikana Canyon and check anyway.
Judo: Any kids here going to our school?
Pamela: Um...I am.
Judo: What's your name?
Pamela: Pamela Anderson [CC: LOL. Sorry, I can be stupid when I want to be :P]
Judo: WOAH! Pam! Really? Nah. You're too young. Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. Is it really nessesary to say this?*
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Clock Town.
Judo: Any kids here joining our school?
The Bombers/Skull Kid: We are. (
Skull Kid: AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME A FREAKIN DUCK!
Judo: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. By the way Skull Dude, you're so loud, I can't tell what you're saying. Please write them down properly, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. She writes Skull Kid:*
Skull Kid the Mischief Maker Duck :P
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Romani Ranch.
Judo: Anyone here going to our school?
Romani: Yep! I am, pardner. :P
Judo: Marilla, write that down.
Marilla: I am getting a very bad cramp...*writes...never mind*
Judo: Time to go! Marilla, I get dibs on cosmetology!
Marilla: Then I'll do fashion studies!
Judo and Marilla leave without their clipboards. :P They head back to the school.
Marilla: *pant pant* We've got quite a list!
King of Hyrule: Perfect. Guess what? I don't have to be the principal! I'll be the superintendent!
Marilla: Good for you. Here's the list *searches for clipboard* Where's my clipboard?
Judo: Search me!
Marilla: OK! Just open your mouth, and I'll do as best I can.
King of Hyrule: *rolls eyes* don't you remember?
Marilla: Oh yeah! *writes the list again*
Her list looks like:
Ruto Zora the Bald Ugly Fish
Zelda Starr the Blonde Princess
Malon Master the Redheaded Farm girl
Saria Greenfield the Green headed Kokiri kid
Fado Kokiri the Small Blonde Flirt
Mido Theloser the Bratty Selfish Brunette Loser
Link Timehero the Blonde Heartthrob
Rayla Kokiri the Brunette twin
Layla Kokiri the Other Brunette twin
Dodo KnowItAll the Know-it-all
Sodo KnowItAll the 2nd Know-it-all
Tido KnowItAll the 3rd Know-it-all
Suze Ann Orphan and a Spoiled Dumbass
Tim Bomber the 'Clone' of Jim Bomber
Dekurina Isatree the Treelike Deku
Pamela Anderson the Younger One
Jim Bomber the 'Clone' of Tim Bomber
Jerry Bomber the 2nd Bomber
Joel Bomber the 3rd Bomber
Justin Bomber the 4th Bomber
Joshua Bomber the 5th Bomber
Skull Kid the Mischief Maker Duck :P
Romani Ranch the 'Clone' of Malon Master
**********
King of Hyrule: Just the right amount! I can't wait for school tomorrow! Can you Zelda?
Zelda: no I cant. I'm ecstatic.
King of Hyrule: Glad to hear it! Bye honey!
Zelda: Doesn't he know sarcasm when he hears it?
Impa: Heh heh...I gotta do a bit of cooking and test out those cooked kids...I mean Dodongos.
Zelda: Ulp...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: How bad was that? Reviews! I need them! Well, I'm getting the school part up next, or sort of! Yay!
[CC: This isn't really a chapter]
Judo and Marilla dance in, holding clipboards.
Judo: Lets see here...Ruto, Zelda, Malon and Saria! Put that down, Marilla!
Marilla: *writes the list of people. The list is near the end of the chapter*
Impa: Zelda, remind me to fry you...I mean try you tomorrow in cooking!
Zelda: EEPS! *shudders* try you tomorrow???
Marilla and Judo leave with their clipboards. They run to the Forest.
Judo: Kiddies! Who here is going to our school?
A bunch of Kokiri Kids: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. Her list is at the bottom...*
Kokiri Shopkeeper kid: What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? I'm not on the list!
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to the Hyrule Market Town.
Judo: Who here is going to our school?
The Little Girl Who Chases The Cucco: Me!
Judo: What's your name?
TLGWCTC: If you really need to know, scary lady, its Suze Ann Orphan. [CC: Sue's an orphan. Cheezzzzzzy, hah?]
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. The list is at the bottom, but she write's Suze's name like this:*
If you really need to know scary lady its Sue's an orphan and a Spoiled Dumbass
Judo: What the hell is your problem, Marilla? Fix that, now!
Marilla: Fine. *fixes list*
Judo: If you really need to know, Marilla, its time to go.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Kakariko Village.
Judo: Who here is going to our school?
Clone of Jim from Termina: Me!
Judo: What's your name?
COJFT: DAMPE! I'm kidding. Its Tim Bomber.
Judo: Write that down, Marilla.
[CC: Just so you know, Marilla screwed up the name again, but I'm too lazy to write it and you're too lazy to read it]
Judo: Done? Now we can leave.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Termina's Swamp because there are no more important kids in Hyrule.
Judo: Any kids here going to our school?
The Deku Princess: Me! My name is Dekurina Isatree!
Judo: Write that down PROPERLY Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. List at bottom*
Judo: Thats it? Time to go.
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Snowhead Valley, but leave because the Elder's Son is underage. They go to the Great Bay Coast but Lulu's babies were underage. They go to Ikana Canyon and check anyway.
Judo: Any kids here going to our school?
Pamela: Um...I am.
Judo: What's your name?
Pamela: Pamela Anderson [CC: LOL. Sorry, I can be stupid when I want to be :P]
Judo: WOAH! Pam! Really? Nah. You're too young. Write that down, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. Is it really nessesary to say this?*
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Clock Town.
Judo: Any kids here joining our school?
The Bombers/Skull Kid: We are. (
Skull Kid: AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME A FREAKIN DUCK!
Judo: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. By the way Skull Dude, you're so loud, I can't tell what you're saying. Please write them down properly, Marilla.
Marilla: *writes. She writes Skull Kid:*
Skull Kid the Mischief Maker Duck :P
Judo and Marilla leave with their clipboards. They go to Romani Ranch.
Judo: Anyone here going to our school?
Romani: Yep! I am, pardner. :P
Judo: Marilla, write that down.
Marilla: I am getting a very bad cramp...*writes...never mind*
Judo: Time to go! Marilla, I get dibs on cosmetology!
Marilla: Then I'll do fashion studies!
Judo and Marilla leave without their clipboards. :P They head back to the school.
Marilla: *pant pant* We've got quite a list!
King of Hyrule: Perfect. Guess what? I don't have to be the principal! I'll be the superintendent!
Marilla: Good for you. Here's the list *searches for clipboard* Where's my clipboard?
Judo: Search me!
Marilla: OK! Just open your mouth, and I'll do as best I can.
King of Hyrule: *rolls eyes* don't you remember?
Marilla: Oh yeah! *writes the list again*
Her list looks like:
Ruto Zora the Bald Ugly Fish
Zelda Starr the Blonde Princess
Malon Master the Redheaded Farm girl
Saria Greenfield the Green headed Kokiri kid
Fado Kokiri the Small Blonde Flirt
Mido Theloser the Bratty Selfish Brunette Loser
Link Timehero the Blonde Heartthrob
Rayla Kokiri the Brunette twin
Layla Kokiri the Other Brunette twin
Dodo KnowItAll the Know-it-all
Sodo KnowItAll the 2nd Know-it-all
Tido KnowItAll the 3rd Know-it-all
Suze Ann Orphan and a Spoiled Dumbass
Tim Bomber the 'Clone' of Jim Bomber
Dekurina Isatree the Treelike Deku
Pamela Anderson the Younger One
Jim Bomber the 'Clone' of Tim Bomber
Jerry Bomber the 2nd Bomber
Joel Bomber the 3rd Bomber
Justin Bomber the 4th Bomber
Joshua Bomber the 5th Bomber
Skull Kid the Mischief Maker Duck :P
Romani Ranch the 'Clone' of Malon Master
**********
King of Hyrule: Just the right amount! I can't wait for school tomorrow! Can you Zelda?
Zelda: no I cant. I'm ecstatic.
King of Hyrule: Glad to hear it! Bye honey!
Zelda: Doesn't he know sarcasm when he hears it?
Impa: Heh heh...I gotta do a bit of cooking and test out those cooked kids...I mean Dodongos.
Zelda: Ulp...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: How bad was that? Reviews! I need them! Well, I'm getting the school part up next, or sort of! Yay!