4. Before the Second Bell
Zelda: *wakes up at 6:00 AM* OMG, I am shaking. I don't want to be fried.
Impa: Ready?
Zelda: ARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: Idiot. Ready to go to school? I'm giving you a lift!
Zelda: I'll look like a total loser! Of course not! The walk isn't very far. And of course I'm not ready! I just woke up early!
Impa: W-ell...back in my day, things were different...
Zelda: Well, life was different a millenium ago.
Impa: Wanna say that to my face?
Zelda: Um no...I bought a killer wardrobe yesterday at Honey's! Well, not killer but presentable. For once I'll fit in and not wear that gay headdress. Please go away Impa. I have to change. *Zelda finally changes*
Impa: No way you're going out looking like that! You'll look like a slut!
Zelda: FINE THEN! Hmph!
Impa leaves. Zelda changes into a tight T and a short skirt. After eating breakfast and more preparing, it is time to head for the school.
Impa: But its half an hour early! Thats the time I have to leave! Why?
Zelda: Me and my friends are all walking together! We live in different parts of Hyrule and half an hour is when I have to leave! Poor Saria had to leave around the time I woke up! Malon is leaving now too. Bye Impa!
Impa: Heh heh...bye, my little crisp-I mean chip. Tongue-tied day, understand?
Zelda: Your little crisp?
Impa: CHIP! Well, you wouldn't understand.
Zelda: I think I'm starting to. *gulps*
Impa: Good girl. Have fun while you can!
Zelda goes out by the path, where Saria just reached. Malon also reaches the path.
Zelda: Ready for school?
Malon: Ready to get fried?
Zelda: SHUT UP!
Malon: Cool outfit.
Zelda: Same to you.
Saria: What about me?
Malon: Good! Its still green, but better.
Saria: COOL!
Ruto comes along to bug them. She's wearing Lulu's dress for real. They all walk toward the school, where a bunch of kids are playing around. The school actually looked good. Well, the side facing everyone was. The other side was spray-painted by Link, the Bombers and Skull Kid.
Saria: The wind is a little strong. I'm cold. Lets go inside and get prepared. *the 4 girls go in.*
Zelda: Here's my locker! #21!
Saria: By the cooking class! Hehe.
Zelda: Hey. This isn't my number! It's #12 on the other side of the school! *whew*
Saria: Cool, I have #14!
Malon: I have #13! Yay!
Ruto: I have #10! No, I don't...Wrong sheet! *hands her sheet to Joshua Bomber, who's looking for a lost sheet* my locker is...#21. Damn!
Impa: *preheating oven* MMMMM, how I love fish! *appears to look at Ruto from the corner of her eye*
Ruto: EEPS!
Zelda: At least Ruto wasn't #10! I wonder who is? And who #11 is. They're beside me!
Saria: Why do you care? I mean, you have us!
Malon: Saria, you are sooooooooooo naïve. I mean, you'll be 10 forever! You won't understand. As for me and Zelda, we're getting older.
Zelda: I hope its a hot guy!
Malon: Me too! *giggles with Zelda*
Saria: I don't get it. Really, I don't. Guys are icky. They have cooties!
Malon: *giggles* Don't mind that crazy girl.
Saria: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
*Joshua Bomber goes to #10. He doesnt look short and weird and...like a Bomber. But he still wears a cap*
Saria: Ha ha! So much for a hot guy!
Joshua: *glares*
*Link Timehero goes to #11. He doesn't have on his "dress" (tunic) but he's wearing a cap*
Link: *talking to Joshua* Hey Josh! Hey, you look older, not like your friends, the Bombers!
Joshua: I left those Bombers. That club is so gay. I mean, you have to dress up like some little bald kid and dress the same and look the same and HELP PEOPLE! Only Jim is wearing his Bomber outfit. :P
Link: Ha, good for him. His nose makes him look like a pig, doesn't it?
Joshua: Yeah. I thought you hated the Bombers, even though you are a former bomber. Why are you talking to me?
Link: You're not a Bomber anymore. Did you hear about that rumor of Zelda getting cooked? I joined cooking just for that.
Joshua: Me too. Personally I don't like it but...Zelda getting cooked? Ha!
Link/Joshua: *look to right* Uh oh.
Zelda: Why should I care? I did hear, but that's OK. I wonder if Impa will try to cook me. There will be plenty of witnesses.
Saria: Why are you talking to them? They're icky boys!
Malon: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Zelda: *whispers* They're a little crazy.
Link/Joshua: I noticed.
*first bell rings*
King Zora (Principal Zora): Mr. Timehero, take your hat off. You too Mr. Bomber. Ah, whatever. This last name thing sucks. There are like 6 more bombers here in this school!
Joshua: 5.
King Zora: Whatever. Speed it up kids. *continues walking down hall* Hello Link, Joshua, Zelda, Malon, Saria, Dekurina..................
Zelda: According to my schedule, I go to English class with Mrs. Anju Dotour. Hey, if we all had schedules, there would be 3 people per class, approximately.
Saria: I think everyone's homeroom is English. What a screwed-up school.
Malon: Look at that Dekalina Woodtree girl sitting there like a loner *snicker*
Saria: Its actually Dekurina Isatree.
Zelda: I'll say. *laughs with Malon*
Saria: *looks offended*
Malon: Cool off, Saria. If you want to be her friend, go. Me and Zelda can go on without you. You sure?
Saria: I guess so. Goodbye, my friends.
Zelda: Why is this so sad seeming?
Mayor Dotour, or Vice Principal Dotour: I'll say. You only have 1 more minute until your first period.
Zelda: Really! Oh no! *grabs all her books and runs to English class with Malon. Saria walks with Dekurina. Link and Joshua left a long time ago.*
CC: How was it? We didn't actually get to where school really starts, but whatever. That crap can be boring.
Zelda: *wakes up at 6:00 AM* OMG, I am shaking. I don't want to be fried.
Impa: Ready?
Zelda: ARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: Idiot. Ready to go to school? I'm giving you a lift!
Zelda: I'll look like a total loser! Of course not! The walk isn't very far. And of course I'm not ready! I just woke up early!
Impa: W-ell...back in my day, things were different...
Zelda: Well, life was different a millenium ago.
Impa: Wanna say that to my face?
Zelda: Um no...I bought a killer wardrobe yesterday at Honey's! Well, not killer but presentable. For once I'll fit in and not wear that gay headdress. Please go away Impa. I have to change. *Zelda finally changes*
Impa: No way you're going out looking like that! You'll look like a slut!
Zelda: FINE THEN! Hmph!
Impa leaves. Zelda changes into a tight T and a short skirt. After eating breakfast and more preparing, it is time to head for the school.
Impa: But its half an hour early! Thats the time I have to leave! Why?
Zelda: Me and my friends are all walking together! We live in different parts of Hyrule and half an hour is when I have to leave! Poor Saria had to leave around the time I woke up! Malon is leaving now too. Bye Impa!
Impa: Heh heh...bye, my little crisp-I mean chip. Tongue-tied day, understand?
Zelda: Your little crisp?
Impa: CHIP! Well, you wouldn't understand.
Zelda: I think I'm starting to. *gulps*
Impa: Good girl. Have fun while you can!
Zelda goes out by the path, where Saria just reached. Malon also reaches the path.
Zelda: Ready for school?
Malon: Ready to get fried?
Zelda: SHUT UP!
Malon: Cool outfit.
Zelda: Same to you.
Saria: What about me?
Malon: Good! Its still green, but better.
Saria: COOL!
Ruto comes along to bug them. She's wearing Lulu's dress for real. They all walk toward the school, where a bunch of kids are playing around. The school actually looked good. Well, the side facing everyone was. The other side was spray-painted by Link, the Bombers and Skull Kid.
Saria: The wind is a little strong. I'm cold. Lets go inside and get prepared. *the 4 girls go in.*
Zelda: Here's my locker! #21!
Saria: By the cooking class! Hehe.
Zelda: Hey. This isn't my number! It's #12 on the other side of the school! *whew*
Saria: Cool, I have #14!
Malon: I have #13! Yay!
Ruto: I have #10! No, I don't...Wrong sheet! *hands her sheet to Joshua Bomber, who's looking for a lost sheet* my locker is...#21. Damn!
Impa: *preheating oven* MMMMM, how I love fish! *appears to look at Ruto from the corner of her eye*
Ruto: EEPS!
Zelda: At least Ruto wasn't #10! I wonder who is? And who #11 is. They're beside me!
Saria: Why do you care? I mean, you have us!
Malon: Saria, you are sooooooooooo naïve. I mean, you'll be 10 forever! You won't understand. As for me and Zelda, we're getting older.
Zelda: I hope its a hot guy!
Malon: Me too! *giggles with Zelda*
Saria: I don't get it. Really, I don't. Guys are icky. They have cooties!
Malon: *giggles* Don't mind that crazy girl.
Saria: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
*Joshua Bomber goes to #10. He doesnt look short and weird and...like a Bomber. But he still wears a cap*
Saria: Ha ha! So much for a hot guy!
Joshua: *glares*
*Link Timehero goes to #11. He doesn't have on his "dress" (tunic) but he's wearing a cap*
Link: *talking to Joshua* Hey Josh! Hey, you look older, not like your friends, the Bombers!
Joshua: I left those Bombers. That club is so gay. I mean, you have to dress up like some little bald kid and dress the same and look the same and HELP PEOPLE! Only Jim is wearing his Bomber outfit. :P
Link: Ha, good for him. His nose makes him look like a pig, doesn't it?
Joshua: Yeah. I thought you hated the Bombers, even though you are a former bomber. Why are you talking to me?
Link: You're not a Bomber anymore. Did you hear about that rumor of Zelda getting cooked? I joined cooking just for that.
Joshua: Me too. Personally I don't like it but...Zelda getting cooked? Ha!
Link/Joshua: *look to right* Uh oh.
Zelda: Why should I care? I did hear, but that's OK. I wonder if Impa will try to cook me. There will be plenty of witnesses.
Saria: Why are you talking to them? They're icky boys!
Malon: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Zelda: *whispers* They're a little crazy.
Link/Joshua: I noticed.
*first bell rings*
King Zora (Principal Zora): Mr. Timehero, take your hat off. You too Mr. Bomber. Ah, whatever. This last name thing sucks. There are like 6 more bombers here in this school!
Joshua: 5.
King Zora: Whatever. Speed it up kids. *continues walking down hall* Hello Link, Joshua, Zelda, Malon, Saria, Dekurina..................
Zelda: According to my schedule, I go to English class with Mrs. Anju Dotour. Hey, if we all had schedules, there would be 3 people per class, approximately.
Saria: I think everyone's homeroom is English. What a screwed-up school.
Malon: Look at that Dekalina Woodtree girl sitting there like a loner *snicker*
Saria: Its actually Dekurina Isatree.
Zelda: I'll say. *laughs with Malon*
Saria: *looks offended*
Malon: Cool off, Saria. If you want to be her friend, go. Me and Zelda can go on without you. You sure?
Saria: I guess so. Goodbye, my friends.
Zelda: Why is this so sad seeming?
Mayor Dotour, or Vice Principal Dotour: I'll say. You only have 1 more minute until your first period.
Zelda: Really! Oh no! *grabs all her books and runs to English class with Malon. Saria walks with Dekurina. Link and Joshua left a long time ago.*
CC: How was it? We didn't actually get to where school really starts, but whatever. That crap can be boring.