5. The Trashy School
Zelda: Sooooooooooooooo...homeroom is with Anju? What's up with this stupid school?
Malon: Hey, I'm also going with Anju! *looks inside class* So are Saria and Dekalina or whatever. :(
Link: That's cuz everyone is going to the same classes at the same time.
Zelda: This school sucks. *goes inside* Ugh! We have to sit on tree trunks and write on pieces of bark...No wonder those guys spray-painted the school.
Saria: *to Dekurina* I hope that Kakariko catches on fire and burns down the whole school!
Dekurina: You might, but I prefer to be educated in a nice, er...economical school.
Link: But Kakariko does get set on fire a few years later. *recieves a bunch of weird looks*
Mayor Dotour: *runs in* Oh no! There's a fire in the school!
No one even flinches.
Anju: Cantcha hear da fire alarm? Wait, the carps didn't even put in a fire alarm. I tink I drunk a bit too much booze wit Kafei...oops.
The door catches fire and fire starts to burn the, um, classroom.
Anju: Everyone evacuate in single file and a cautious manner. Proceed!
The class has long run out the room. Even the mayor ran.
Anju: Um...go home, kids! *is surrounded by fire* Um...what to do... *grabs her secret stash of what she thinks is Evian water* Shoo! Shoo! *its actually alcohol, causing the fire to get bigger* Kafei, save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
MEANWHILE, AT THE CASTLE...
Zelda: Guess what dad! The school caught on fire and burst into flames. I can't believe you made a school out of bark!
King of Hyrule: not only bark, but tree stumps too!
Zelda: Come on! We're rich, we don't need to be rupee-pinchers.
King of Hyrule: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A RUPEE-PINCHER! THE SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE MADE OF GOLD!
Zelda: Suuuuuuuuuuuure...
King of Hyrule: Fine, then. But it'll take a week.
Zelda: A whole week?
King of Hyrule: Then I'll hire more carpenters who can make it in a day!
Zelda: No, don't! At least a month...?
King of Hyrule: No, you've sold me. It'll take a day. Or maybe two.
Impa: *walks in, looking at what appears to be a script* Your...client has called.
Zelda: Dad has a client?
King of Hyrule: Um...*turns red and turns to another script* Yeah, I do.
Impa: I'll never forget! I wish I could have had that cooking class today...
Zelda: Damn.
End of Chapter.
Short and stupid. But I needed more time, and I didn't want to get rid of the first day of school. So I made a fire, and soon you will get the second, or should I say first day of school. You guys needed another part, anyway.
Zelda: Sooooooooooooooo...homeroom is with Anju? What's up with this stupid school?
Malon: Hey, I'm also going with Anju! *looks inside class* So are Saria and Dekalina or whatever. :(
Link: That's cuz everyone is going to the same classes at the same time.
Zelda: This school sucks. *goes inside* Ugh! We have to sit on tree trunks and write on pieces of bark...No wonder those guys spray-painted the school.
Saria: *to Dekurina* I hope that Kakariko catches on fire and burns down the whole school!
Dekurina: You might, but I prefer to be educated in a nice, er...economical school.
Link: But Kakariko does get set on fire a few years later. *recieves a bunch of weird looks*
Mayor Dotour: *runs in* Oh no! There's a fire in the school!
No one even flinches.
Anju: Cantcha hear da fire alarm? Wait, the carps didn't even put in a fire alarm. I tink I drunk a bit too much booze wit Kafei...oops.
The door catches fire and fire starts to burn the, um, classroom.
Anju: Everyone evacuate in single file and a cautious manner. Proceed!
The class has long run out the room. Even the mayor ran.
Anju: Um...go home, kids! *is surrounded by fire* Um...what to do... *grabs her secret stash of what she thinks is Evian water* Shoo! Shoo! *its actually alcohol, causing the fire to get bigger* Kafei, save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
MEANWHILE, AT THE CASTLE...
Zelda: Guess what dad! The school caught on fire and burst into flames. I can't believe you made a school out of bark!
King of Hyrule: not only bark, but tree stumps too!
Zelda: Come on! We're rich, we don't need to be rupee-pinchers.
King of Hyrule: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A RUPEE-PINCHER! THE SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE MADE OF GOLD!
Zelda: Suuuuuuuuuuuure...
King of Hyrule: Fine, then. But it'll take a week.
Zelda: A whole week?
King of Hyrule: Then I'll hire more carpenters who can make it in a day!
Zelda: No, don't! At least a month...?
King of Hyrule: No, you've sold me. It'll take a day. Or maybe two.
Impa: *walks in, looking at what appears to be a script* Your...client has called.
Zelda: Dad has a client?
King of Hyrule: Um...*turns red and turns to another script* Yeah, I do.
Impa: I'll never forget! I wish I could have had that cooking class today...
Zelda: Damn.
End of Chapter.
Short and stupid. But I needed more time, and I didn't want to get rid of the first day of school. So I made a fire, and soon you will get the second, or should I say first day of school. You guys needed another part, anyway.