6. The REAL Before the First Day of School
A/N: I improved this chapter so people can read it, but it still might not be great. I don't like flames.
Sorry Saria fans. I do like Saria, I just have to make her act weird, or kind of like a 10-year old. I guess I can change her later on, and Ruto can take over her role...heh heh.
Disclaimer: Is this really nessesary?
King of Hyrule: Good morning Zelda! This school will not burn down!
Zelda: They said the Titanic wouldn't sink.
King of Hyrule: So what...the Titanic? Is this one of your future prophecies again? Its only the...uh...14th century, last I checked.
Zelda: Well, I have to wake up early again. And do I have life insurance?
King of Hyrule: Um...why?
Zelda: Cuz Impa's gonna kill me.
Impa: *sharpening her knife with another one while crossing her fingers* No I'm not.
King of Hyrule: You never know what a person with that kind of eye make-up will do to you. *picks up a priceless vase he was going to sell in exchange for the gold for a school*
Zelda: Eye make-up? It looks more like she has a black eye.
Impa: Shut up you little--child. *flashes a sweet smile* Sorry, I meant to say hush up. *starts muttering profanities*
Zelda: OH NO! SOMETHING JUST HIT ME!
King of Hyrule: *drops vase and runs over to Zelda* Are you OK, little dearest? Are you in pain?
Zelda: No, I mean I just found out that I cannot wear the same thing I did yesterday! I'll look cheap!
King of Hyrule: I--*starts sobbing* I-I...dropped the vase...
Zelda: Um...I'm going shopping. Bye! *takes her Termina credit card and heads to Honey's*
Zelda: *running around* What to buy...what to buy...
Malon: *comes in door and spots Zelda* Hi Zelda! I'm going shopping!
Zelda: Where did you get the money to come shopping for designer clothes?
Malon: Well, don't tell daddy...*whispers* I found out that he is the richest man in the world besides your dad and I also found his only credit card. He's rich but stupid. The card has billions of dollars in their and I found out his pin number! He kept saying it in his sleep and it works!
Zelda: Wow! I'm using my allowance, which is really big! Poor Saria...and poor Dekalina. She has to wear old leaves!
Malon: Guess what? I'm having a big party the weekend after school starts and I'm inviting you! Should I invite Saria?
Zelda: If her strange behavior doesn't improve then no. But...how exactly do you have a big party at a small ranch crowded with horses and cows?
Malon: I also found one of Talon's big mansions near your house and we could go there!
Saria: *walks in with Dekurina Isatree*
Malon: Quick! Hide! *hides in a corner with Zelda behind a clothes rack*
Saria: Dekurina, I decided to come here since no one would be at a designer store. Well, maybe Zelda but her wardrobe is HUGE!
Zelda: Apparently she doesn't know that Impa gave away lots of my stuff to sell. Grrr...
Saria: Anyway, I'm having my birthday party at Kokiri forest! I'm inviting you and the know-it-alls and the brunette twins and Mido! He is so dang gorgeous!
Zelda/Malon: *snicker*
Dekurina: How about we go to the lost woods and we play...
Dekurina/Saria: HIDE AND SEEK!
Saria: We'll eat cake that has so much chocolate we'll feel sick!
Dekurina: And play with our dolls!
Saria: And...uh...eat chocolatey cake! So, I feel like I'm forgetting someone...I have invited Malon and Zelda to all my birthday parties, but they've been acting like cooly girls lately. *gags* But I don't know if I should invite Link. He's been different too, and plus...*whispers to Dekurina* I think I like him.
Zelda: *whispers* You and the rest of the world.
Dekurina: Aren't you a little...uh...I dunno...scared? Don't you think guys are...grosser than a cake that's not completely smothered in choco icing? Grosser than bugs? Grosser than moldy leaves?
Saria: I know that...maybe its cuz Link's my friend so he just stands out from the crowd. Besides, Mido's much more superior.
Dekurina: Look! They're selling Diva Star masks at the Happy Mask Shop! *Dekurina and Saria run out of the store, giggling*
Malon: *comes out from behind the rack* That was weird...*looks out window* Oh no! Daddy's in the market square and I think he's heading for this shop next! He's looking for me!
Zelda: Well, I know a secret passage behind this store. I designed them. Hurry! *Zelda touches a few portraits on the wall and moves another to one side, revealing a door that unlocks. Zelda and Malon rush in just as Talon squeezes in through the door*
Malon: It's dark in here!
Zelda: Don't worry. This leads to another designer store in Kakariko. *finally get out* See? We could shop here instead.
Malon: Yeah. *takes a look at her arm, which has lots of clothes hanging from it* I think I shoplifted.
Zelda: I think you can purchase it at this store. Don't worry. *Zelda and Malon buy their clothes and leave. Impa bumps into them*
Impa: Zelda! I've been looking for ya. You forgot your headdress.
Zelda: Uh...thanks...Where were you going, anyway?
Impa: Oh, just needed to pick up some really big barbecues and other stuff at the food shop...*smirks evilly*
Zelda: Oh, its already turning to dusk. I think I should head home. Bye Malon.
Malon: Bye Zelda.
Impa: Good bye, my little chip-I mean crisp-I mean chip.
Zelda: *pretends she doesn't care, but runs home after she's out of sight*
End of Chapter
CC: Uh...hello. I feel like writing more, now that I'm getting in the school mood. Not much time left. :(
A/N: I improved this chapter so people can read it, but it still might not be great. I don't like flames.
Sorry Saria fans. I do like Saria, I just have to make her act weird, or kind of like a 10-year old. I guess I can change her later on, and Ruto can take over her role...heh heh.
Disclaimer: Is this really nessesary?
King of Hyrule: Good morning Zelda! This school will not burn down!
Zelda: They said the Titanic wouldn't sink.
King of Hyrule: So what...the Titanic? Is this one of your future prophecies again? Its only the...uh...14th century, last I checked.
Zelda: Well, I have to wake up early again. And do I have life insurance?
King of Hyrule: Um...why?
Zelda: Cuz Impa's gonna kill me.
Impa: *sharpening her knife with another one while crossing her fingers* No I'm not.
King of Hyrule: You never know what a person with that kind of eye make-up will do to you. *picks up a priceless vase he was going to sell in exchange for the gold for a school*
Zelda: Eye make-up? It looks more like she has a black eye.
Impa: Shut up you little--child. *flashes a sweet smile* Sorry, I meant to say hush up. *starts muttering profanities*
Zelda: OH NO! SOMETHING JUST HIT ME!
King of Hyrule: *drops vase and runs over to Zelda* Are you OK, little dearest? Are you in pain?
Zelda: No, I mean I just found out that I cannot wear the same thing I did yesterday! I'll look cheap!
King of Hyrule: I--*starts sobbing* I-I...dropped the vase...
Zelda: Um...I'm going shopping. Bye! *takes her Termina credit card and heads to Honey's*
Zelda: *running around* What to buy...what to buy...
Malon: *comes in door and spots Zelda* Hi Zelda! I'm going shopping!
Zelda: Where did you get the money to come shopping for designer clothes?
Malon: Well, don't tell daddy...*whispers* I found out that he is the richest man in the world besides your dad and I also found his only credit card. He's rich but stupid. The card has billions of dollars in their and I found out his pin number! He kept saying it in his sleep and it works!
Zelda: Wow! I'm using my allowance, which is really big! Poor Saria...and poor Dekalina. She has to wear old leaves!
Malon: Guess what? I'm having a big party the weekend after school starts and I'm inviting you! Should I invite Saria?
Zelda: If her strange behavior doesn't improve then no. But...how exactly do you have a big party at a small ranch crowded with horses and cows?
Malon: I also found one of Talon's big mansions near your house and we could go there!
Saria: *walks in with Dekurina Isatree*
Malon: Quick! Hide! *hides in a corner with Zelda behind a clothes rack*
Saria: Dekurina, I decided to come here since no one would be at a designer store. Well, maybe Zelda but her wardrobe is HUGE!
Zelda: Apparently she doesn't know that Impa gave away lots of my stuff to sell. Grrr...
Saria: Anyway, I'm having my birthday party at Kokiri forest! I'm inviting you and the know-it-alls and the brunette twins and Mido! He is so dang gorgeous!
Zelda/Malon: *snicker*
Dekurina: How about we go to the lost woods and we play...
Dekurina/Saria: HIDE AND SEEK!
Saria: We'll eat cake that has so much chocolate we'll feel sick!
Dekurina: And play with our dolls!
Saria: And...uh...eat chocolatey cake! So, I feel like I'm forgetting someone...I have invited Malon and Zelda to all my birthday parties, but they've been acting like cooly girls lately. *gags* But I don't know if I should invite Link. He's been different too, and plus...*whispers to Dekurina* I think I like him.
Zelda: *whispers* You and the rest of the world.
Dekurina: Aren't you a little...uh...I dunno...scared? Don't you think guys are...grosser than a cake that's not completely smothered in choco icing? Grosser than bugs? Grosser than moldy leaves?
Saria: I know that...maybe its cuz Link's my friend so he just stands out from the crowd. Besides, Mido's much more superior.
Dekurina: Look! They're selling Diva Star masks at the Happy Mask Shop! *Dekurina and Saria run out of the store, giggling*
Malon: *comes out from behind the rack* That was weird...*looks out window* Oh no! Daddy's in the market square and I think he's heading for this shop next! He's looking for me!
Zelda: Well, I know a secret passage behind this store. I designed them. Hurry! *Zelda touches a few portraits on the wall and moves another to one side, revealing a door that unlocks. Zelda and Malon rush in just as Talon squeezes in through the door*
Malon: It's dark in here!
Zelda: Don't worry. This leads to another designer store in Kakariko. *finally get out* See? We could shop here instead.
Malon: Yeah. *takes a look at her arm, which has lots of clothes hanging from it* I think I shoplifted.
Zelda: I think you can purchase it at this store. Don't worry. *Zelda and Malon buy their clothes and leave. Impa bumps into them*
Impa: Zelda! I've been looking for ya. You forgot your headdress.
Zelda: Uh...thanks...Where were you going, anyway?
Impa: Oh, just needed to pick up some really big barbecues and other stuff at the food shop...*smirks evilly*
Zelda: Oh, its already turning to dusk. I think I should head home. Bye Malon.
Malon: Bye Zelda.
Impa: Good bye, my little chip-I mean crisp-I mean chip.
Zelda: *pretends she doesn't care, but runs home after she's out of sight*
End of Chapter
CC: Uh...hello. I feel like writing more, now that I'm getting in the school mood. Not much time left. :(