7. The REAL first Day
A/N: This chapter's longer than the others, I think. And just so you know, guys might not like this story a total lot, since (as I think you know) I am a girl, and I write things girls write. But it might be good for a laugh. Malon has a little sister in this story. School's started. Wow. And its really boring. Bye. (don't skip)
Disclaimer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Zelda: *wakes up* I'm so tired, I don't wanna get out of bed. *gets out anyway, and sleepily heads to the kitchen*
Impa: *starts up stove* MMMMMMMM, I just had a great recipe name, and the king will never realize its his dau-hi my little...chip. *puts a pot on top of the stove* I said nothing.
Zelda: Uh...bye. *a sudden jolt of energy makes her rush into her clothes and run outside* BYEIMPAGOTTARUN! *knocks down the drawbridge that hasn't been lowered yet, goes to meet Malon in Hyrule Field*
Impa: I said nothing...
At the field, Malon is already waiting.
Malon: I heard your scream, Zelda. So I knew you would be running here because Impa started to preheat the oven and you would leave in fright and wait here extremely bored.
Zelda: Close enough...
Saria: *walks up* Uh, hi guys...Am I still aloud to walk with you guys?
Malon: Um...I guess...until Dekuline gets here on bus...or Deku plane...
Saria: Its DEKURINA. Get it straight. *all walk in silence until they get close to the...broken drawbridge Zelda knocked down* Look, its the Termina Transit bus!
Dekurina: Hi Saria! *gives a brief, but cold as ice glare at Zelda and Malon* The Deku Plane wouldn't start, so I took a public bus. Can you believe I would stoop so low?
Saria: Really?
Zelda: Come on, Malon. We're near the castle.
Malon: I got busted yesterday, with the money and stuff, but dad doesn't know about the mansion yet. So, I'm gonna keep this party kinda low-key. I'll invite my closest buds for a sleepover!
Zelda: Does that mean Saria?
Malon: I'll think about it. To tell you the truth, I'm actually not very excited. But I want to celebrate my double-digits with my closest friends!
Zelda: Sounds good. Lets go. *reach the school*
Malon: Lets see which class I'm in...oh, I'm in 5-4!
Zelda: I also got into 5-4! Saria got into 5-4 as well, but Dekurina is in 5-3. They made more classes...but this is only for homeroom, we'll go to every other class at the same time.
Zelda: *goes inside with Malon* Woah, the school really is gold! It says we have to meet in the auditorium for a speech by the principal King Zora :( *everyone heads to the auditorium*
King Zora: *starts speech* Welcome Zoras...and others. I would like to introduce you to the Zora's Domain school-I mean the Hyrule and Termina school. Ruto, you will have the best teacher, a great education, and will be able to hook up with any guy...uh, that goes for everyone else...*continues droning on about Ruto and the Zoras*
Everyone besides King Zora and Ruto: x_x ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *in other words, sleeping*
King Zora: Um...tryouts for the swimteam later on in the week. Come for the meeting today. Everyone head to their homeroom.
Everyone: *wakes up and runs to class*
HOMEROOM--In class 5-4...
Malon: *bumps into Romani* Oops...woah.
Romani: Woah.
Malon: You look just like me.
Romani: you look just like me too.
Zelda: Creepy!
Marilla: AHEMMMMMMMMM! Hello, students! The good news is, me and Judo are your homeroom teachers!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Judo: The bad news is you will never be in the homeroom again, making homeroom totally pointless.
Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marilla: *hisses to Judo* If it weren't for you and all your fashion faux- pas, we'd teach cosmetology!
Judo: *whispers back* The goddesses aren't perfect, either...
Marilla: That's clear, cuz the only faux-pas they made was creating you! *Judo and Marilla continue to argue*
Judo: *after lots of arguing* about those things you said, should I remind you that you're my TWIN SISTER! What is wrong with you? I'm like your duplicate!
Marilla: Hi class...that stupid King Zora made school start on Friday! Tomorrow's the weekend...*a bell rings*
Judo: um...see you tomorrow...
Zelda: They didn't give us our lockers, timetables or agendas!
King Zora: *over intercom* Uh...Rauru rang the bell as a prank. You still have ten minutes. And everyone go to the locker number they had in the old school.
Judo: You's are allowed to swap lockers if you want to...
Marilla: No you're not! *the sisters continue to argue*
Zelda: *gets out of her seat and hands out agendas and timetables, then the bell rings*
King Zora: *intercom* That is the real bell. Bye*
*everyone leaves while Marilla and Judo still argue*
PERIOD 1-Social Studies
Malon: Woah.
Romani: Woah.
Zelda/Saria/Dekurina: Creepy!
Nabooru: Hi children! Since I have no idea what SS is, I decided to teach you how to have a good social life. First of all, at this school...shut up boys!
Link: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway! At this school we...shut up boys!
Joshua: uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway! At this school we have...shut up boys!
Mido: uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway!
King Zora: *intercom* Stop telling the kids to shut up!
Nabooru: You too, fatty!
King Zora: *intercom* I've never been so insulted! *thinks he turns it off* I guess I should wait a while before I want to ask her out...
Nabooru: Ugh...anyway, shut up! At this school we have dances.
Boys: *absolute pandemonium*
Nabooru: Shut up you little f-
Pamela: We're in 5th grade, or at least most of us are, unlike me. We'll have to kick you out if you do.
Nabooru: ShUt Up PeOpLe!
Dodo: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Malon: You are so 3 minutes ago!
Tido: Hahahaha! You're old and cold!
Dodo: You're mean!
Tido: Talk to the hand, cuz the ears aren't listening.
Zelda: That is so old! This is the 14th century!
Malon: Losa, loner, wanna be a man, ain't got the looks so talk to da hand!
Suze: That is so radically 13th century! Right on, dudes!
Zelda: We're in the 14th century!
Suze: We are?
Nabooru: Hi. Anyway, we are having an archery meeting next week; swimming today; running in a week and a half; diving, horseback riding, various other stuff, and cheerleading somewhere in this month. And fishing. *takes a second look at sheet* Fishing?
Link: Can I join all of them?
Everyone: *silence, then laughing*
Link: What? *lets it all sink in* I mean, everything except cheerleading.
Nabooru: Of course you can! *bell rings*
Zelda: OK, time for...
PERIOD 2-Gym
Malon: Whoa.
Romani: Whoa.
Zelda/Saria/Dekurina/Link/Joshua/Fado: Creepy!
Terence: I'm scared. What do we do?
Terry: Go chase your ass.
Terence: OK! *its kinda obvious...*
Terry: Uh..............................go outside and run 2 miles.
Malon: Oh no. Hey, we have to change first, I don't want to get my designer clothes all sweaty.
Dekurina/Saria: *gulp*
Obviously, everyone runs 2 miles, or walks and runs.
*bell rings*
Terry: That was interesting.
Terence: *still running*
So, I don't have much to write about everything, so we'll just skip to sixth period.
PERIOD 6-Math [last class]
Malon: Whoa.
Romani: Whoa.
Whole class: Creepy!
Kafei: I have nothing to teach. Just a couple work sheets. *hands everyone a 300 page booklet in font 5* I expect everyone to finish this by the end of this period if you want to start pre-cal soon.
Bombers: *all looking out the window at high school next door, where everyone gets dismissed early* Look at those cool kids from high school dropping out! We should too! *run out the door*
Kafei: *doesn't notice, because he is on the Internet and watching racy pictures of the cucco lady*
Anju: *walks in* What are you doing!!! Those are pictures the cucco lady gave you!
Kafei: But the cucco lady is you! You're jealous of yourself? Is it my fault you are such a square and never show off any flesh? We're married! You don't even show your wrists!
Anju: The nerve of you! *marches away, while the bombers crawl out behind her*
Jerry: We're out, now we have to get a teacher to notice! *run from class to class, hoping a teacher watches them run away, but no one cares*
Joel: This is hopeless.
Rauru: *Comes down the hall* Hey, kids! What are you doing? *slowly tries to catch up to the bombers*
Jim: We're dropping out. *all go out the door*
Rauru: Yes! I got rid of those little scoundrels! *walks back to the art room*
Back in math...
Zelda: Malon, wanna come over and plan the party?
Malon: sure!
Kafei: *turns of monitor* Its only 1 minute until the bell rings. *check booklets* Only the know-it-alls wrote even one word in the booklet, and that's their names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one else even touched theirs!
Pamela: What about me?
Kafei: *checks b-let* You answered every question correctly! Wow! You are promoted to gr. 2!
Pamela: Yes! I am now a mature 2nd grader, not a lame first grader. *sucks thumb*
The bell rings, and everyone runs to their lockers.
Malon: I have an unshakable feeling I did something wrong. Oh well, it was probably that I didn't finish the math booklet. Oh well. So, your house right after school, right?
Zelda: Right!
Link: According to this schedule, we are going to foods tomorrow!
Zelda: Oh no, I forgot.
Meanwhile, by Ruto's locker...
Impa: On Tuesday, I'm making fish! *grins evilly*
Ruto: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *starts crying*
In the auditorium for tryout meeting...
King Zora: This is a sucky school, right? So we accept anybody and everybody!
Link: Yay!
Ruto: Hi Link! [This plot between Link and Ruto is kind of like from the movie Swimfan. Its kinda obvious who's who]
Link: King Zora, I have to go home.
King Zora: Come here Ruto!
Ruto: What about Link?
King Zora: Who cares! *gives Ruto a bear hug...i mean Goron hug...whatever, just call it a Zora hug*
Ruto: *squirming in King Zora's grasp* Help me Link!
Link: Bye KZ! *starts singing Kraft Dinner song or whatever* Gotta be KZ! I mean, KD! I mean...huh? *runs home*
By the castle...
Impa: Hi my little...chip.
Malon: Huh?
Zelda: Never mind. *goes to her room*
Zelda: So, who are you inviting to the party?
Malon: You, obviously!
Zelda: Just me?
Malon: Well, maybe that girl who looked like me.
Zelda: Romani?
Malon: That's it. I also went on a trip to Holodrum with daddy while Ingo got a job as a vase collector (think Oracle of Seasons!) I have a few friends I'm still in contact with, I'll invite them. I maybe could even invite Link and his friend!
Zelda: Feeling daring?
Malon: Yep! I used to be Fado's friend, but she is such a flirt! I told my little sister, Lily, about the plot [CC: I made up Lily, Malon's 10 year old sister] and she also wants to invite her best friend, Milla.
Zelda: You could invite Rosa from Subrosia...I'm kidding. Her singing's kinda weird anyway.
Malon: Unlike mine! *starts singing 'Epona's Song'* Listen to the words! I usually hum it, but it also has words I made up! *To the tune of 'Epona's Song* Epona! Come to me! You know I love you!
Zelda: Cool it! You sound like Guru-Guru and that Song of Storms song!
Malon: Remember that song you, me and Saria made up?
Zelda/Malon: *to the tune of Saria's Song* Saria, we're best friends! Lets play in the lost woods and forest!
Zelda: Oh yeah, are you going to invite Saria?
Malon: ...
Zelda: Well, are you?
Malon: She does have a birthday, remember, in the store? We'll probably have our party on the same day, and she won't be able to come. Now, lets write down the list! *writes:
Zelda Starr (of course!)
Romani Ranch (classmate)
Lily Master (sister)
Milla Rend (sis's BFF)
Elle Drummer (friend from holodrum)
Cerena Drummer (ffh's sis)
Link and Link's friend?
Saria??????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Malon: of course, there'll be relatives at the real party Talon's giving me.
Zelda: I'm surprised Talon and Ingo don't know about the mansion.
Malon: Uh oh...I was writing a note about coming over and it mentioned the mansion...that's what I forgot.
Zelda: Oh well. You don't need to have the party at the ranch. There are some party places in the market, where you can rent an area for the party. I'll book the whole house for you. *calls place, and after lots of asking, which led to begging, which led to yelling threats and cursing, she got the whole house* There, all done.
Malon: Thanks! Now, I have to call everyone. *calls everyone except last 2 people on list* There...uh oh. Saria? I might as well try. *calls Saria*
Saria: Hello?
Malon: Its me, Malon. Can you come to my party tomorrow?
Saria: Sorry, I'm having my birthday party tomorrow. Bye. *hangs up*
Zelda: You forgot to call Link and his friend.
Malon: Oh yeah! *calls Link* Link? You there?
Link: Yeah. What's up?
Malon: Uh...*blurts it out in high speed* WANNACOMEOVERFORAPARTYTOMMOROWWITHYOUANDYOURFRIEND?
Link: Sorry, I can't. I'll give you a gift at school or something if you want.
Malon: Why can't you come?
Link: Cuz...
Malon: Answer! Why? Its not like its a date or anything! Just a simple party-why can't you come?
Link: Er...uh...
Saria: *by Link, not on phone* Just hang up, Link! You are coming to my party and that's final! We're going to eat heavily iced chocolate cake and play hide-and-seek with Dekurina!
Link: But I don't wanna!
Malon: WHAT? How could you not wanna come to my party?
Saria: *in background again* Just hang up!
Link: Uh...oh no, a deku baba is attacking Mido! Bye! *hangs up*
Malon: *holding up phone, confused* Mido? He's saving Mido? I heard Saria in the background, I think she wants Link to come to her party.
Zelda: Oh well, we're Ok, right?
Malon: Yeah. See you tomorrow Zel.
Zelda: See you.
End of chapter
CC: This, I believe, isn't very interesting for guys. Girls might like this a bit more, but oh well. This story is getting more sensible...I've lost my funny touch! Nothing funny happens to me anymore. Junior high isn't fun.
A/N: This chapter's longer than the others, I think. And just so you know, guys might not like this story a total lot, since (as I think you know) I am a girl, and I write things girls write. But it might be good for a laugh. Malon has a little sister in this story. School's started. Wow. And its really boring. Bye. (don't skip)
Disclaimer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Zelda: *wakes up* I'm so tired, I don't wanna get out of bed. *gets out anyway, and sleepily heads to the kitchen*
Impa: *starts up stove* MMMMMMMM, I just had a great recipe name, and the king will never realize its his dau-hi my little...chip. *puts a pot on top of the stove* I said nothing.
Zelda: Uh...bye. *a sudden jolt of energy makes her rush into her clothes and run outside* BYEIMPAGOTTARUN! *knocks down the drawbridge that hasn't been lowered yet, goes to meet Malon in Hyrule Field*
Impa: I said nothing...
At the field, Malon is already waiting.
Malon: I heard your scream, Zelda. So I knew you would be running here because Impa started to preheat the oven and you would leave in fright and wait here extremely bored.
Zelda: Close enough...
Saria: *walks up* Uh, hi guys...Am I still aloud to walk with you guys?
Malon: Um...I guess...until Dekuline gets here on bus...or Deku plane...
Saria: Its DEKURINA. Get it straight. *all walk in silence until they get close to the...broken drawbridge Zelda knocked down* Look, its the Termina Transit bus!
Dekurina: Hi Saria! *gives a brief, but cold as ice glare at Zelda and Malon* The Deku Plane wouldn't start, so I took a public bus. Can you believe I would stoop so low?
Saria: Really?
Zelda: Come on, Malon. We're near the castle.
Malon: I got busted yesterday, with the money and stuff, but dad doesn't know about the mansion yet. So, I'm gonna keep this party kinda low-key. I'll invite my closest buds for a sleepover!
Zelda: Does that mean Saria?
Malon: I'll think about it. To tell you the truth, I'm actually not very excited. But I want to celebrate my double-digits with my closest friends!
Zelda: Sounds good. Lets go. *reach the school*
Malon: Lets see which class I'm in...oh, I'm in 5-4!
Zelda: I also got into 5-4! Saria got into 5-4 as well, but Dekurina is in 5-3. They made more classes...but this is only for homeroom, we'll go to every other class at the same time.
Zelda: *goes inside with Malon* Woah, the school really is gold! It says we have to meet in the auditorium for a speech by the principal King Zora :( *everyone heads to the auditorium*
King Zora: *starts speech* Welcome Zoras...and others. I would like to introduce you to the Zora's Domain school-I mean the Hyrule and Termina school. Ruto, you will have the best teacher, a great education, and will be able to hook up with any guy...uh, that goes for everyone else...*continues droning on about Ruto and the Zoras*
Everyone besides King Zora and Ruto: x_x ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *in other words, sleeping*
King Zora: Um...tryouts for the swimteam later on in the week. Come for the meeting today. Everyone head to their homeroom.
Everyone: *wakes up and runs to class*
HOMEROOM--In class 5-4...
Malon: *bumps into Romani* Oops...woah.
Romani: Woah.
Malon: You look just like me.
Romani: you look just like me too.
Zelda: Creepy!
Marilla: AHEMMMMMMMMM! Hello, students! The good news is, me and Judo are your homeroom teachers!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Judo: The bad news is you will never be in the homeroom again, making homeroom totally pointless.
Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marilla: *hisses to Judo* If it weren't for you and all your fashion faux- pas, we'd teach cosmetology!
Judo: *whispers back* The goddesses aren't perfect, either...
Marilla: That's clear, cuz the only faux-pas they made was creating you! *Judo and Marilla continue to argue*
Judo: *after lots of arguing* about those things you said, should I remind you that you're my TWIN SISTER! What is wrong with you? I'm like your duplicate!
Marilla: Hi class...that stupid King Zora made school start on Friday! Tomorrow's the weekend...*a bell rings*
Judo: um...see you tomorrow...
Zelda: They didn't give us our lockers, timetables or agendas!
King Zora: *over intercom* Uh...Rauru rang the bell as a prank. You still have ten minutes. And everyone go to the locker number they had in the old school.
Judo: You's are allowed to swap lockers if you want to...
Marilla: No you're not! *the sisters continue to argue*
Zelda: *gets out of her seat and hands out agendas and timetables, then the bell rings*
King Zora: *intercom* That is the real bell. Bye*
*everyone leaves while Marilla and Judo still argue*
PERIOD 1-Social Studies
Malon: Woah.
Romani: Woah.
Zelda/Saria/Dekurina: Creepy!
Nabooru: Hi children! Since I have no idea what SS is, I decided to teach you how to have a good social life. First of all, at this school...shut up boys!
Link: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway! At this school we...shut up boys!
Joshua: uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway! At this school we have...shut up boys!
Mido: uh, we didn't say anything.
Nabooru: Shut up anyway!
King Zora: *intercom* Stop telling the kids to shut up!
Nabooru: You too, fatty!
King Zora: *intercom* I've never been so insulted! *thinks he turns it off* I guess I should wait a while before I want to ask her out...
Nabooru: Ugh...anyway, shut up! At this school we have dances.
Boys: *absolute pandemonium*
Nabooru: Shut up you little f-
Pamela: We're in 5th grade, or at least most of us are, unlike me. We'll have to kick you out if you do.
Nabooru: ShUt Up PeOpLe!
Dodo: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Malon: You are so 3 minutes ago!
Tido: Hahahaha! You're old and cold!
Dodo: You're mean!
Tido: Talk to the hand, cuz the ears aren't listening.
Zelda: That is so old! This is the 14th century!
Malon: Losa, loner, wanna be a man, ain't got the looks so talk to da hand!
Suze: That is so radically 13th century! Right on, dudes!
Zelda: We're in the 14th century!
Suze: We are?
Nabooru: Hi. Anyway, we are having an archery meeting next week; swimming today; running in a week and a half; diving, horseback riding, various other stuff, and cheerleading somewhere in this month. And fishing. *takes a second look at sheet* Fishing?
Link: Can I join all of them?
Everyone: *silence, then laughing*
Link: What? *lets it all sink in* I mean, everything except cheerleading.
Nabooru: Of course you can! *bell rings*
Zelda: OK, time for...
PERIOD 2-Gym
Malon: Whoa.
Romani: Whoa.
Zelda/Saria/Dekurina/Link/Joshua/Fado: Creepy!
Terence: I'm scared. What do we do?
Terry: Go chase your ass.
Terence: OK! *its kinda obvious...*
Terry: Uh..............................go outside and run 2 miles.
Malon: Oh no. Hey, we have to change first, I don't want to get my designer clothes all sweaty.
Dekurina/Saria: *gulp*
Obviously, everyone runs 2 miles, or walks and runs.
*bell rings*
Terry: That was interesting.
Terence: *still running*
So, I don't have much to write about everything, so we'll just skip to sixth period.
PERIOD 6-Math [last class]
Malon: Whoa.
Romani: Whoa.
Whole class: Creepy!
Kafei: I have nothing to teach. Just a couple work sheets. *hands everyone a 300 page booklet in font 5* I expect everyone to finish this by the end of this period if you want to start pre-cal soon.
Bombers: *all looking out the window at high school next door, where everyone gets dismissed early* Look at those cool kids from high school dropping out! We should too! *run out the door*
Kafei: *doesn't notice, because he is on the Internet and watching racy pictures of the cucco lady*
Anju: *walks in* What are you doing!!! Those are pictures the cucco lady gave you!
Kafei: But the cucco lady is you! You're jealous of yourself? Is it my fault you are such a square and never show off any flesh? We're married! You don't even show your wrists!
Anju: The nerve of you! *marches away, while the bombers crawl out behind her*
Jerry: We're out, now we have to get a teacher to notice! *run from class to class, hoping a teacher watches them run away, but no one cares*
Joel: This is hopeless.
Rauru: *Comes down the hall* Hey, kids! What are you doing? *slowly tries to catch up to the bombers*
Jim: We're dropping out. *all go out the door*
Rauru: Yes! I got rid of those little scoundrels! *walks back to the art room*
Back in math...
Zelda: Malon, wanna come over and plan the party?
Malon: sure!
Kafei: *turns of monitor* Its only 1 minute until the bell rings. *check booklets* Only the know-it-alls wrote even one word in the booklet, and that's their names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one else even touched theirs!
Pamela: What about me?
Kafei: *checks b-let* You answered every question correctly! Wow! You are promoted to gr. 2!
Pamela: Yes! I am now a mature 2nd grader, not a lame first grader. *sucks thumb*
The bell rings, and everyone runs to their lockers.
Malon: I have an unshakable feeling I did something wrong. Oh well, it was probably that I didn't finish the math booklet. Oh well. So, your house right after school, right?
Zelda: Right!
Link: According to this schedule, we are going to foods tomorrow!
Zelda: Oh no, I forgot.
Meanwhile, by Ruto's locker...
Impa: On Tuesday, I'm making fish! *grins evilly*
Ruto: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *starts crying*
In the auditorium for tryout meeting...
King Zora: This is a sucky school, right? So we accept anybody and everybody!
Link: Yay!
Ruto: Hi Link! [This plot between Link and Ruto is kind of like from the movie Swimfan. Its kinda obvious who's who]
Link: King Zora, I have to go home.
King Zora: Come here Ruto!
Ruto: What about Link?
King Zora: Who cares! *gives Ruto a bear hug...i mean Goron hug...whatever, just call it a Zora hug*
Ruto: *squirming in King Zora's grasp* Help me Link!
Link: Bye KZ! *starts singing Kraft Dinner song or whatever* Gotta be KZ! I mean, KD! I mean...huh? *runs home*
By the castle...
Impa: Hi my little...chip.
Malon: Huh?
Zelda: Never mind. *goes to her room*
Zelda: So, who are you inviting to the party?
Malon: You, obviously!
Zelda: Just me?
Malon: Well, maybe that girl who looked like me.
Zelda: Romani?
Malon: That's it. I also went on a trip to Holodrum with daddy while Ingo got a job as a vase collector (think Oracle of Seasons!) I have a few friends I'm still in contact with, I'll invite them. I maybe could even invite Link and his friend!
Zelda: Feeling daring?
Malon: Yep! I used to be Fado's friend, but she is such a flirt! I told my little sister, Lily, about the plot [CC: I made up Lily, Malon's 10 year old sister] and she also wants to invite her best friend, Milla.
Zelda: You could invite Rosa from Subrosia...I'm kidding. Her singing's kinda weird anyway.
Malon: Unlike mine! *starts singing 'Epona's Song'* Listen to the words! I usually hum it, but it also has words I made up! *To the tune of 'Epona's Song* Epona! Come to me! You know I love you!
Zelda: Cool it! You sound like Guru-Guru and that Song of Storms song!
Malon: Remember that song you, me and Saria made up?
Zelda/Malon: *to the tune of Saria's Song* Saria, we're best friends! Lets play in the lost woods and forest!
Zelda: Oh yeah, are you going to invite Saria?
Malon: ...
Zelda: Well, are you?
Malon: She does have a birthday, remember, in the store? We'll probably have our party on the same day, and she won't be able to come. Now, lets write down the list! *writes:
Zelda Starr (of course!)
Romani Ranch (classmate)
Lily Master (sister)
Milla Rend (sis's BFF)
Elle Drummer (friend from holodrum)
Cerena Drummer (ffh's sis)
Link and Link's friend?
Saria??????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Malon: of course, there'll be relatives at the real party Talon's giving me.
Zelda: I'm surprised Talon and Ingo don't know about the mansion.
Malon: Uh oh...I was writing a note about coming over and it mentioned the mansion...that's what I forgot.
Zelda: Oh well. You don't need to have the party at the ranch. There are some party places in the market, where you can rent an area for the party. I'll book the whole house for you. *calls place, and after lots of asking, which led to begging, which led to yelling threats and cursing, she got the whole house* There, all done.
Malon: Thanks! Now, I have to call everyone. *calls everyone except last 2 people on list* There...uh oh. Saria? I might as well try. *calls Saria*
Saria: Hello?
Malon: Its me, Malon. Can you come to my party tomorrow?
Saria: Sorry, I'm having my birthday party tomorrow. Bye. *hangs up*
Zelda: You forgot to call Link and his friend.
Malon: Oh yeah! *calls Link* Link? You there?
Link: Yeah. What's up?
Malon: Uh...*blurts it out in high speed* WANNACOMEOVERFORAPARTYTOMMOROWWITHYOUANDYOURFRIEND?
Link: Sorry, I can't. I'll give you a gift at school or something if you want.
Malon: Why can't you come?
Link: Cuz...
Malon: Answer! Why? Its not like its a date or anything! Just a simple party-why can't you come?
Link: Er...uh...
Saria: *by Link, not on phone* Just hang up, Link! You are coming to my party and that's final! We're going to eat heavily iced chocolate cake and play hide-and-seek with Dekurina!
Link: But I don't wanna!
Malon: WHAT? How could you not wanna come to my party?
Saria: *in background again* Just hang up!
Link: Uh...oh no, a deku baba is attacking Mido! Bye! *hangs up*
Malon: *holding up phone, confused* Mido? He's saving Mido? I heard Saria in the background, I think she wants Link to come to her party.
Zelda: Oh well, we're Ok, right?
Malon: Yeah. See you tomorrow Zel.
Zelda: See you.
End of chapter
CC: This, I believe, isn't very interesting for guys. Girls might like this a bit more, but oh well. This story is getting more sensible...I've lost my funny touch! Nothing funny happens to me anymore. Junior high isn't fun.