Party Time
AN: OPTIONAL CHAPTER-I'D PREFER IF YOU SKIP IT!
Guys and people who don't like REALLY crappy lame stupid boring stuff, skip this chapter (flames suck) Malon got ready for the party and everyone else did too. Whoop-de-doo. Hey, that sorta rhymes! Anyway, I'll just skip to when the guests are ready to come.
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda. And the Cerena in this story has nothing to do with Cerena on FFN, its just a name.
Malon: I can't believe I haven't seen Elle and Cerena since February! Its a weekend, and knowing Zelda, she'll be sugar-high. Hopefully she doesn't act to lame in front of my mature friends. Well, they weren't mature the last time I saw them, but we've all grown. Unless one of them was a kokiri...
Talon: I can't believe you stole my money and wanted to borrow the mansion!
Malon: You probably had some chick with your package.
Talon: Come to think of it...I think I did, but it wasn't your mother...
Ingo: There's something called too much information.
Malon: OKKKKKKKKKKKKK... *the doorbell rings* Wow! Its gonna be fun! I'll be with mature people. Elle's my internet friend, since she moved to Holodrum.
Lily: Milla won't be coming until around 4:00.
Malon: Wow, see me caring?
Lily: No.
Malon: -_-() Wow! This'll be fun!
Malon opens door, in comes Elle Drummer and Cerena Drummer. Elle looks the same as 4 months ago and Cerena is a metre tall, but only 2 years younger than Elle and Malon.
Elle: Hi Malon! *is holding a Pokemon bag, confusing Malon* Can I see your new pet?
Malon: Uh, sure. *brings out a pony* He's Chippy. He's in love with Epona, but a bit too small for her. *Epona kicks Chippy, Chippy tries to kiss her, however that works*
Cerena: Cool ponies! *starts harrasing them*
Elle: Ow! Chippy hurt me!
Malon: That's because you're being mean to him. **thinking: So much for a mature environment** I'll put your bags in your room. Then we'll be able to head to the party room.
Talon: Your uncle Kafei and aunt Anju are coming here with your cousin Shannyn. I want you here to greet them, OK? [CC: For this story only, will Kafei and Anju serve as Malon's relatives]
Malon: **Shannyn? My 5-year-old cousin? I mean, my 5 and 11 MONTHS cousin, as she likes to put it** OK. I'll greet them.
Cerena: Last time I came over here you had N64, right?
Malon: Yeah, I also have Gamecube, but its not working. How about we go rent a game?
Cerena/Elle: OK!
Malon: **Zelda, please hurry up! Even Milla! I need safety...**
Talon: Come on guys! Me and Ingo will take the carriage down to the market for a game.
Talon attatches a carriage to Brownie, another horse at the ranch. Ingo comes along to annoy everyone. Lily, Malon, Elle and Cerena climb aboard.
Elle: Cerena's the little leech kid. Don't make her mad, or she'll bite you.
Cerena: Yeah! *starts bugging Elle*
Malon: *forced laugh* Hahaha! **What have I done?**
Talon: Lets go get something.
Ingo: It looks like we're leaving the Bazaar, doesn't it?
Everyone except Ingo: No.
Talon: Go in guys, at get your game.
*everyone walks by the very few N64 video games*
Elle: Look, its Zelda: Majora's Mask! (lol)
Cerena: Do you have that game?
malon: yeah, I do. How about we get Mario Tennis and Super Smash Bros?
Lily: Uh...Ok.
Elle/Cerena: Sure!
Talon: Found the games you picked? I'll stand in line.
Elle: OOH, ITS A PEZ!
Cerena: Ok...
Elle: Talon, can I get it?
Talon: Sure.
Cerena: I want something too!
Malon: **How could they be so demanding? Oh well, might as well use this to my advantage!** Hmmm...how about some Reeses cups? Yummy!
Finally, eveyone leaves the store and is back. Malon's relatives come, or at least some of them.
Anju: Happy birthday Malon! How does it feel to be a year older.
Malon: Not so exciting.
Kafei: Happy birthday! Shannyn, did you tell Malon happy b-day?
Shannyn: *shakes head*
Kafei: Do you want to?
Shannyn: *shakes head*
Malon: She was just sleeping, wasn't she?
Anju: Yeah.
Anju's grandmother, uh...Daisy comes in.
Daisy: Oh, Tortus. Happy birthday!
Malon: uh, thank you. *hugs daisy*
Cerena: *was bugging Epona and Chippy, but soon stops* Lets go play Nintendo! *runs down to the basement*
Malon: Sure. *takes games downstairs*
Ingo: Would you guys go outside instead? I have to fix up the basement.
Malon: Sure. Lets do what we did when I turned nine! How about we go down to the street and wave at everyone we see?
Elle: Sure! I remember that!
*doorbell rings*
Zelda: Hi Malon! Sorry I was late! Where should I put the gift?
Malon: put it in my room, then we'll head down to the road.
Everyone goes to the road, including Lily. Lots of people in passing carriages wave, but a few don't. Milla is also on that road.
Lily: Look, its Milla! *Milla's carriage parks on the side of the road*
Milla: Hi Lily! Here, Malon. An envelope with some stuff.
Malon: Thanks! *after a while, everyone's arm gets tired of waving, so they head home*
Malon: Wow. This is so boring. I think Ingo's done in the basement, so lets go down there. *after lots of Nintendo playing...*
Elle: Who wants to go play SSB outside? Like, pretend we're the characters?
Everyone: Sure! *hey, they were bored!*
Ingo: who wants cake? *naturally, everyone goes upstairs in an instant. Except Zelda and Malon*
Malon: Want some cake?
Zelda: Not me. Its too sweet-it makes me sick.
Malon: You're usually sugar-high. It appears Elle and Cerena stole your insanity and you got some of their sanity.
Zelda: I'll sit and read. I don't want cake.
Talon: *brings a lit cake on the table* Ready, set go! *everyone except Shannyn sings happy birthday.*
Malon: You're suppposed to sing, Shannyn.
Shannyn: Fine. *continues to sing*
After a long pause:
Lily: Hurry up, blow out the candles!
Cerena: Uh, she's making a wish.
Malon: I am? Oh yeah, I'm supposed to! **I wish I could survive this day and live a peaceful life** *blows out candles. 3 are left lit*
Elle: Ooh, 3 boyfriends!
Kafei: Maybe that's what she wished for.
Malon: Whatever. *blows out rest of the candles*
Ingo: Wanna do gifts now?
Malon: sure. *gets gifts*
Lily: Everyone chose a number from 1 to 4, except Malon. Elle and Cerena will chose the same number, since they share a present.
Cerena: I forgot to buy one...*starts clawing at Elle*
Lily: Choose a number from 1 to 4.
Malon: Ok...3!
Lily: Milla chose 3, so she gives the first gift.
Malon: *takes out envelope* So, the card. *the card has a picture of a cat wearing a tiara* Hmm...*a pink slip falls out of card* I'll see that later...*reads out loud* I like you. (And I'm funny) [CC: something below funny was crossed out, and overtop in pink gel pen was funny] Happy birthday, Malon. I hope you have a good Birthday, from Shelby. *stops reading aloud, takes a gold gel pen out of the envelope, then looks at the pink slip* Wow, its a gift certificate card for 200 rupees at Honey's! Thanks!
Lily: Another number besides 3.
Malon: Ok, 1...nah, 4.
Lily: Elle and Cerena.
Malon: *gets a tiny envelope* Wonder what fits in here...*takes out 2 50 rupee certificates for the bookstore, Happy Book Shop* Wow, thanks!
Lily: next number.
Malon: This time, 1.
Lily: That's Shannyn's gift.
Kafei: *Gives Malon a package the size of a book*
Everyone: Its a book.
Zelda: Probably a Link Potter book.
Malon: Nah, too think. But for sure its not the Goblet of the Fire Temple, thats a bit too big to fit. *takes out card first, starts to read aloud. Its obvious Shannyn didn't pick the card and Kafei did* Happy Birthday to a Niece who's; smart... funny.. . generous.. . attractive.. . creative.. . and sweet. *turns page* In fact, its not hard to see that we're related. Happy birthday, and enjoy your day! Love: Kafei, Anju, Shannyn. *stops reading out loud* Conceited!
Lily: It runs in the family. *looks at Talon*
Zelda: It says something on the back.
Malon: *reads* Did I mention "outstanding genes"? *laughs*
Lily: Don't bother chose a number. There's only one left.
Zelda: Mine!
Malon: *pulls furiously at a ribbon around a bag* I can't get this off!
Everyone: *starts pulling, it finally slides off*
Malon: Ow. *reads* To a Terrific Friend on Your Birthday. *turns page* "Friends are keepers of secrets and each other's hearts." Your friendship is good for my heart and my soul. Have your best birthday Yet. Happy 11th! Your friend, Zelda *stops reading* Cute.
Zelda: I like the butterflies on the front.
Malon: They're nice. *unwraps a lot of tissue paper. Gets a necklace, a make-up set, a ring, a bracelet and a bottle of perfume*
Zelda: I have a bracelet like that at home.
Malon: Thank you! Hey, what's the brand of the people who made this necklace? *reads* Mal & Ellie
Malon/Elle: *Laugh*
Malon: oh yeah, I have something from Daisy. *pulls out 200 rupees* Thanks!
Viscen and Tim Bomber: Hi Malon! [Viscen is Malon's uncle, Tim is her little cousin]
Viscen: Here's my gift!
Malon: *opens package* Wow, its a nice top! *goes to room and puts it on*
Talon: Nice shirt.
Kafei: pictures! *takes out pictograph box*
Everyone grabs a piece of wrapping from Zelda's gift and decorates themself with it. Lily uses the bow.
Elle: Lets go play now!
Everyone goes outside and plays a lot. Ingo tells everyone to go to the backyard because they'll wake up the horses and the rest of Hyrule.
Malon: Sit up here and you can see all of Hyrule lit up. You can also wave to any late-night carriages. *sits on top of fence, everyone else does the same*
Elle: Its dark and cold back here. We're going back, OK?
Malon: OK. Me and Zelda will stay back here.
Everyone except Zelda and Malon leave.
Zelda: Look. If you wave, some people do wave back!
Malon: Yeah. Can you believe Cerena still does that cat thing?
Zelda: yeah, that is so kindergarten!
Malon: What would happen if I fell over the edge of this fence? It would take forever to get back.
Zelda: Just climb back up.
Malon: We should be going in soon.
Zelda: Sure.
*everyone goes inside and goes to sleep, since they are too lazy to do anything. Daytime comes and everything goes back to normal*
Malon: It could have beem better, Cerena and her cat-ness ruined my recently-cleaned room!
Talon: Now that the party is over, time to ground you for the money and mansion.
Malon: WHAT?
End of chapter
CC: Sucky, not very well explained. But I needed to hurry up. I did think the story needed Malon to share the spotlight with Zelda a little, since everything happens to Zelda. Oh well. Flame all you like.
AN: OPTIONAL CHAPTER-I'D PREFER IF YOU SKIP IT!
Guys and people who don't like REALLY crappy lame stupid boring stuff, skip this chapter (flames suck) Malon got ready for the party and everyone else did too. Whoop-de-doo. Hey, that sorta rhymes! Anyway, I'll just skip to when the guests are ready to come.
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda. And the Cerena in this story has nothing to do with Cerena on FFN, its just a name.
Malon: I can't believe I haven't seen Elle and Cerena since February! Its a weekend, and knowing Zelda, she'll be sugar-high. Hopefully she doesn't act to lame in front of my mature friends. Well, they weren't mature the last time I saw them, but we've all grown. Unless one of them was a kokiri...
Talon: I can't believe you stole my money and wanted to borrow the mansion!
Malon: You probably had some chick with your package.
Talon: Come to think of it...I think I did, but it wasn't your mother...
Ingo: There's something called too much information.
Malon: OKKKKKKKKKKKKK... *the doorbell rings* Wow! Its gonna be fun! I'll be with mature people. Elle's my internet friend, since she moved to Holodrum.
Lily: Milla won't be coming until around 4:00.
Malon: Wow, see me caring?
Lily: No.
Malon: -_-() Wow! This'll be fun!
Malon opens door, in comes Elle Drummer and Cerena Drummer. Elle looks the same as 4 months ago and Cerena is a metre tall, but only 2 years younger than Elle and Malon.
Elle: Hi Malon! *is holding a Pokemon bag, confusing Malon* Can I see your new pet?
Malon: Uh, sure. *brings out a pony* He's Chippy. He's in love with Epona, but a bit too small for her. *Epona kicks Chippy, Chippy tries to kiss her, however that works*
Cerena: Cool ponies! *starts harrasing them*
Elle: Ow! Chippy hurt me!
Malon: That's because you're being mean to him. **thinking: So much for a mature environment** I'll put your bags in your room. Then we'll be able to head to the party room.
Talon: Your uncle Kafei and aunt Anju are coming here with your cousin Shannyn. I want you here to greet them, OK? [CC: For this story only, will Kafei and Anju serve as Malon's relatives]
Malon: **Shannyn? My 5-year-old cousin? I mean, my 5 and 11 MONTHS cousin, as she likes to put it** OK. I'll greet them.
Cerena: Last time I came over here you had N64, right?
Malon: Yeah, I also have Gamecube, but its not working. How about we go rent a game?
Cerena/Elle: OK!
Malon: **Zelda, please hurry up! Even Milla! I need safety...**
Talon: Come on guys! Me and Ingo will take the carriage down to the market for a game.
Talon attatches a carriage to Brownie, another horse at the ranch. Ingo comes along to annoy everyone. Lily, Malon, Elle and Cerena climb aboard.
Elle: Cerena's the little leech kid. Don't make her mad, or she'll bite you.
Cerena: Yeah! *starts bugging Elle*
Malon: *forced laugh* Hahaha! **What have I done?**
Talon: Lets go get something.
Ingo: It looks like we're leaving the Bazaar, doesn't it?
Everyone except Ingo: No.
Talon: Go in guys, at get your game.
*everyone walks by the very few N64 video games*
Elle: Look, its Zelda: Majora's Mask! (lol)
Cerena: Do you have that game?
malon: yeah, I do. How about we get Mario Tennis and Super Smash Bros?
Lily: Uh...Ok.
Elle/Cerena: Sure!
Talon: Found the games you picked? I'll stand in line.
Elle: OOH, ITS A PEZ!
Cerena: Ok...
Elle: Talon, can I get it?
Talon: Sure.
Cerena: I want something too!
Malon: **How could they be so demanding? Oh well, might as well use this to my advantage!** Hmmm...how about some Reeses cups? Yummy!
Finally, eveyone leaves the store and is back. Malon's relatives come, or at least some of them.
Anju: Happy birthday Malon! How does it feel to be a year older.
Malon: Not so exciting.
Kafei: Happy birthday! Shannyn, did you tell Malon happy b-day?
Shannyn: *shakes head*
Kafei: Do you want to?
Shannyn: *shakes head*
Malon: She was just sleeping, wasn't she?
Anju: Yeah.
Anju's grandmother, uh...Daisy comes in.
Daisy: Oh, Tortus. Happy birthday!
Malon: uh, thank you. *hugs daisy*
Cerena: *was bugging Epona and Chippy, but soon stops* Lets go play Nintendo! *runs down to the basement*
Malon: Sure. *takes games downstairs*
Ingo: Would you guys go outside instead? I have to fix up the basement.
Malon: Sure. Lets do what we did when I turned nine! How about we go down to the street and wave at everyone we see?
Elle: Sure! I remember that!
*doorbell rings*
Zelda: Hi Malon! Sorry I was late! Where should I put the gift?
Malon: put it in my room, then we'll head down to the road.
Everyone goes to the road, including Lily. Lots of people in passing carriages wave, but a few don't. Milla is also on that road.
Lily: Look, its Milla! *Milla's carriage parks on the side of the road*
Milla: Hi Lily! Here, Malon. An envelope with some stuff.
Malon: Thanks! *after a while, everyone's arm gets tired of waving, so they head home*
Malon: Wow. This is so boring. I think Ingo's done in the basement, so lets go down there. *after lots of Nintendo playing...*
Elle: Who wants to go play SSB outside? Like, pretend we're the characters?
Everyone: Sure! *hey, they were bored!*
Ingo: who wants cake? *naturally, everyone goes upstairs in an instant. Except Zelda and Malon*
Malon: Want some cake?
Zelda: Not me. Its too sweet-it makes me sick.
Malon: You're usually sugar-high. It appears Elle and Cerena stole your insanity and you got some of their sanity.
Zelda: I'll sit and read. I don't want cake.
Talon: *brings a lit cake on the table* Ready, set go! *everyone except Shannyn sings happy birthday.*
Malon: You're suppposed to sing, Shannyn.
Shannyn: Fine. *continues to sing*
After a long pause:
Lily: Hurry up, blow out the candles!
Cerena: Uh, she's making a wish.
Malon: I am? Oh yeah, I'm supposed to! **I wish I could survive this day and live a peaceful life** *blows out candles. 3 are left lit*
Elle: Ooh, 3 boyfriends!
Kafei: Maybe that's what she wished for.
Malon: Whatever. *blows out rest of the candles*
Ingo: Wanna do gifts now?
Malon: sure. *gets gifts*
Lily: Everyone chose a number from 1 to 4, except Malon. Elle and Cerena will chose the same number, since they share a present.
Cerena: I forgot to buy one...*starts clawing at Elle*
Lily: Choose a number from 1 to 4.
Malon: Ok...3!
Lily: Milla chose 3, so she gives the first gift.
Malon: *takes out envelope* So, the card. *the card has a picture of a cat wearing a tiara* Hmm...*a pink slip falls out of card* I'll see that later...*reads out loud* I like you. (And I'm funny) [CC: something below funny was crossed out, and overtop in pink gel pen was funny] Happy birthday, Malon. I hope you have a good Birthday, from Shelby. *stops reading aloud, takes a gold gel pen out of the envelope, then looks at the pink slip* Wow, its a gift certificate card for 200 rupees at Honey's! Thanks!
Lily: Another number besides 3.
Malon: Ok, 1...nah, 4.
Lily: Elle and Cerena.
Malon: *gets a tiny envelope* Wonder what fits in here...*takes out 2 50 rupee certificates for the bookstore, Happy Book Shop* Wow, thanks!
Lily: next number.
Malon: This time, 1.
Lily: That's Shannyn's gift.
Kafei: *Gives Malon a package the size of a book*
Everyone: Its a book.
Zelda: Probably a Link Potter book.
Malon: Nah, too think. But for sure its not the Goblet of the Fire Temple, thats a bit too big to fit. *takes out card first, starts to read aloud. Its obvious Shannyn didn't pick the card and Kafei did* Happy Birthday to a Niece who's; smart... funny.. . generous.. . attractive.. . creative.. . and sweet. *turns page* In fact, its not hard to see that we're related. Happy birthday, and enjoy your day! Love: Kafei, Anju, Shannyn. *stops reading out loud* Conceited!
Lily: It runs in the family. *looks at Talon*
Zelda: It says something on the back.
Malon: *reads* Did I mention "outstanding genes"? *laughs*
Lily: Don't bother chose a number. There's only one left.
Zelda: Mine!
Malon: *pulls furiously at a ribbon around a bag* I can't get this off!
Everyone: *starts pulling, it finally slides off*
Malon: Ow. *reads* To a Terrific Friend on Your Birthday. *turns page* "Friends are keepers of secrets and each other's hearts." Your friendship is good for my heart and my soul. Have your best birthday Yet. Happy 11th! Your friend, Zelda *stops reading* Cute.
Zelda: I like the butterflies on the front.
Malon: They're nice. *unwraps a lot of tissue paper. Gets a necklace, a make-up set, a ring, a bracelet and a bottle of perfume*
Zelda: I have a bracelet like that at home.
Malon: Thank you! Hey, what's the brand of the people who made this necklace? *reads* Mal & Ellie
Malon/Elle: *Laugh*
Malon: oh yeah, I have something from Daisy. *pulls out 200 rupees* Thanks!
Viscen and Tim Bomber: Hi Malon! [Viscen is Malon's uncle, Tim is her little cousin]
Viscen: Here's my gift!
Malon: *opens package* Wow, its a nice top! *goes to room and puts it on*
Talon: Nice shirt.
Kafei: pictures! *takes out pictograph box*
Everyone grabs a piece of wrapping from Zelda's gift and decorates themself with it. Lily uses the bow.
Elle: Lets go play now!
Everyone goes outside and plays a lot. Ingo tells everyone to go to the backyard because they'll wake up the horses and the rest of Hyrule.
Malon: Sit up here and you can see all of Hyrule lit up. You can also wave to any late-night carriages. *sits on top of fence, everyone else does the same*
Elle: Its dark and cold back here. We're going back, OK?
Malon: OK. Me and Zelda will stay back here.
Everyone except Zelda and Malon leave.
Zelda: Look. If you wave, some people do wave back!
Malon: Yeah. Can you believe Cerena still does that cat thing?
Zelda: yeah, that is so kindergarten!
Malon: What would happen if I fell over the edge of this fence? It would take forever to get back.
Zelda: Just climb back up.
Malon: We should be going in soon.
Zelda: Sure.
*everyone goes inside and goes to sleep, since they are too lazy to do anything. Daytime comes and everything goes back to normal*
Malon: It could have beem better, Cerena and her cat-ness ruined my recently-cleaned room!
Talon: Now that the party is over, time to ground you for the money and mansion.
Malon: WHAT?
End of chapter
CC: Sucky, not very well explained. But I needed to hurry up. I did think the story needed Malon to share the spotlight with Zelda a little, since everything happens to Zelda. Oh well. Flame all you like.