9. A Few Days Later...
A/N: Don't worry, you didn't miss any chapters. I just don't have a lot of ideas for the first few days. AND THIS CHAPTER IS ABSOLUTELY READABLE!
Disclaimer: Hello.
Zelda: Morning dad.
King of Hyrule: Good morning. I'm off to a school meeting with Hyrule and Termina authorities.
Zelda: Are you real this time?
King of Hyrule: Yeah, I didn't really have an-HEY! How did you know I didn't have any clients?
Zelda: Impa is terrible at acting.
Impa: Time for breakfast, king...hi Zelda. Perfect timing.
Zelda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs outside to meet Malon*
King of Hyrule: huh?
Outside in Hyrule field, Zelda is half an hour early.
Zelda: I might as well head there and meet Malon later. *posts a note on the Zelda's Castle/Lon Lon Ranch directions sign, then heads to school*
Half an hour later...
Malon: *walks up to sign* Zelda's late again...hey, what does this sign say? *reads* Oh, I'd better be rushing to school if Zelda's already there! *runs inside school*
Zelda: *The first bell rings. She looks at schedule* Ok...English with Mrs. Dotour first...
Malon: Hi Zelda! I heard rumors that Anju totally changed the seating plan! She made me sit near Ruto! She smells like fish!
Zelda: I know! I sat behind one of the Brunette twins. They're so tall I could barely see a thing! *walks into nearby English classroom, then looks around. The room's in a big U with a few desks in between* Hey Malon! Lets go sit over by those in-between desks! We're not too close but not too far.
Malon: OK!
HOMEROOM: ENGLISH
The 2nd bell rings, and a few people come in seconds late. Some subsitute teacher is sitting in Anju's desk and gets up to speak.
Some subsitute teacher: Hello kids. Homeroom is now first period :P This will be your seating plan for first semester, but be lucky I didn't have to move you myself. Anyway, Anju threw alcohol on the fire and is in the hospital, so I'll be here for a bit. Now, everyone please talk about themselves and what they did during the summer.
Link: We already did this with Anju!
Sst: Well, I need to know what you did. I might be here for a long time...*after a lot of talking* You, in the back. What's your name?
Fado: *the blonde kokiri. hair was in a tight bun that day, so she looked like a guy* Fado. I went to go visit my boyfriend. *lots of people giggled*
Sst: Repeat that?
Fado: I went to visit my boyfriend.
Sst: Repeat that?
Fado: I went to visit my boyfriend! I'm a girl!
Everyone except Fado: Oh!
Sst: That was interesting...*bell rings* Time to leave-
Everyone has already left.
PERIOD...2, SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Hi class! How are you? I heard about Anju, it was so funny--I mean sad. This is social studies, so...everyone, go and socialize!
Dekurina: Saria, your birthday was so much fun!
Link: I was, um... happy to come--*notices Malon and Zelda nearby* and visit, too bad I couldn't come to the party. Mido was dying...oh Malon, here's the gift. *gives a box surrounded with horse wrapping*
Malon: Too bad you couldn't come...*gives suspicious look*
After a lot of talking, everyone headed to gym.
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terence: Everyone run 4 miles. (very straightforward...)
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE
Zelda: Oh no, Malon's in a different class!
Lab Dude: Wake up. Uh, here's the seating plan-Romani with Sodo, Suze with Link, Dekurina with Fado, Jim and Joel, Joshua with Ruto, Zelda with Layla.
Josh: Wow. I am so lucky.
Ruto: I know. So am I. *silence for a few seconds*
Josh: This sucks.
Ruto: I WANNA BE WITH LINK!
Link: This sucks.
Suze: Guess what?
Link: You're an orphan.
Suze: how did you know?
Link: Your name is Suze Ann Orphan.
Layla: Hi.
Zelda: Hi.
Layla: Wanna eat lunch with me and Rayla today?
Zelda: Whatever, sure.
Lab Dude: No time for chit-chat, we will be doing conversions and measurements. See this? *holds up a fairy* It weighs about an ounce and a milligram.
Everyone: Huh?
Lab Dude: Shut up! Anyway, that truck outside weighs a tonne, a pound and a hectogram.
Zelda: OK...*starts talking with Layla*
Dekurina: *falls asleep*
Fado: *totally enticed by the lesson*
Lab Dude: The school's perimeter is about a kilometre and a mile--
Fado: Really?
Lab Dude: No. And this large bucket right here can hold up to 1 and ΒΌ cups, a dekalitre--
Dekurina: *suddenly wakes up* IT'S DEKURINA FOR THE LAST TIME! Why does everyone make fun of me? Is it because I am a Deku? That's sexist...no, thats not right. Its racist...that doesn't sound right either. Its ageist...nah, cuz then you'd make fun of everyone else. It's speciesism! *runs to the bathroom crying*
Fado: I found the lesson really cool! Continue on, Mr. Lab Dude!
Lab Dude: As I was saying, you should drink a deka--I mean a DaL (a dekalitre in short terms) and 8 glasses of water exact 30 hours...
LUNCHTIME
Zelda: *puts her stuff for Foods and Math on the foods table* I'll stay nice and low-key if I can steal a spot in the back corner before anyone else. *heads out*
Malon: Hey Zel! Its lunchtime! Wanna drop by the Latte for lunch? *whispers* I forgot my lunch money. We can borrow from some people.
Zelda: Sure, we can walk down to the latte [CC: uh...they built a new Latte in Hyrule market town]
Malon: Lets wait for Link and Josh.
Link: *runs up* Are we going to the Latte?
Malon: Yep!
Skull Kid: I'm CoMiNg AlOnG tOo!
Josh: Sure...
Link: Whoa, I didn't see you there.
Zelda: *notices Layla* Oh crap, I forgot I was going to eat lunch with her! *sneaks past her and makes her way outside without being spotted*
Malon: Lets go! *walk off to the Latte*
At the crowded Latte (lots of Hyrule/Termanian school kids are there for lunch too)
Malon: I'm gonna go buy some stuff. Zel and Josh, save us some spots, K?
Zelda: OK. *saves 3 spots. Her and Josh are occupying 2*
Josh: Hi.
Zelda: Hi.
Josh: Why aren't you eating?
Zelda: I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am. See, this is a quarter-eaten sandwich. Hey, here come the others.
Malon: Wanna share some pizza?
Zelda: They sell pizza?
Link: Yeah. This stuff is good.
Skull Kid: HeY lOoK tHeRe'S jUsTiN aNd TiDo! CyA fOr NoW gUyS!
Josh: Bye, SKD!
Skull Kid: SKD? What's the D for?
Josh: Duck.
Skull Kid: Grrr...
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Don't worry, you didn't miss any chapters. I just don't have a lot of ideas for the first few days. AND THIS CHAPTER IS ABSOLUTELY READABLE!
Disclaimer: Hello.
Zelda: Morning dad.
King of Hyrule: Good morning. I'm off to a school meeting with Hyrule and Termina authorities.
Zelda: Are you real this time?
King of Hyrule: Yeah, I didn't really have an-HEY! How did you know I didn't have any clients?
Zelda: Impa is terrible at acting.
Impa: Time for breakfast, king...hi Zelda. Perfect timing.
Zelda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs outside to meet Malon*
King of Hyrule: huh?
Outside in Hyrule field, Zelda is half an hour early.
Zelda: I might as well head there and meet Malon later. *posts a note on the Zelda's Castle/Lon Lon Ranch directions sign, then heads to school*
Half an hour later...
Malon: *walks up to sign* Zelda's late again...hey, what does this sign say? *reads* Oh, I'd better be rushing to school if Zelda's already there! *runs inside school*
Zelda: *The first bell rings. She looks at schedule* Ok...English with Mrs. Dotour first...
Malon: Hi Zelda! I heard rumors that Anju totally changed the seating plan! She made me sit near Ruto! She smells like fish!
Zelda: I know! I sat behind one of the Brunette twins. They're so tall I could barely see a thing! *walks into nearby English classroom, then looks around. The room's in a big U with a few desks in between* Hey Malon! Lets go sit over by those in-between desks! We're not too close but not too far.
Malon: OK!
HOMEROOM: ENGLISH
The 2nd bell rings, and a few people come in seconds late. Some subsitute teacher is sitting in Anju's desk and gets up to speak.
Some subsitute teacher: Hello kids. Homeroom is now first period :P This will be your seating plan for first semester, but be lucky I didn't have to move you myself. Anyway, Anju threw alcohol on the fire and is in the hospital, so I'll be here for a bit. Now, everyone please talk about themselves and what they did during the summer.
Link: We already did this with Anju!
Sst: Well, I need to know what you did. I might be here for a long time...*after a lot of talking* You, in the back. What's your name?
Fado: *the blonde kokiri. hair was in a tight bun that day, so she looked like a guy* Fado. I went to go visit my boyfriend. *lots of people giggled*
Sst: Repeat that?
Fado: I went to visit my boyfriend.
Sst: Repeat that?
Fado: I went to visit my boyfriend! I'm a girl!
Everyone except Fado: Oh!
Sst: That was interesting...*bell rings* Time to leave-
Everyone has already left.
PERIOD...2, SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Hi class! How are you? I heard about Anju, it was so funny--I mean sad. This is social studies, so...everyone, go and socialize!
Dekurina: Saria, your birthday was so much fun!
Link: I was, um... happy to come--*notices Malon and Zelda nearby* and visit, too bad I couldn't come to the party. Mido was dying...oh Malon, here's the gift. *gives a box surrounded with horse wrapping*
Malon: Too bad you couldn't come...*gives suspicious look*
After a lot of talking, everyone headed to gym.
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terence: Everyone run 4 miles. (very straightforward...)
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE
Zelda: Oh no, Malon's in a different class!
Lab Dude: Wake up. Uh, here's the seating plan-Romani with Sodo, Suze with Link, Dekurina with Fado, Jim and Joel, Joshua with Ruto, Zelda with Layla.
Josh: Wow. I am so lucky.
Ruto: I know. So am I. *silence for a few seconds*
Josh: This sucks.
Ruto: I WANNA BE WITH LINK!
Link: This sucks.
Suze: Guess what?
Link: You're an orphan.
Suze: how did you know?
Link: Your name is Suze Ann Orphan.
Layla: Hi.
Zelda: Hi.
Layla: Wanna eat lunch with me and Rayla today?
Zelda: Whatever, sure.
Lab Dude: No time for chit-chat, we will be doing conversions and measurements. See this? *holds up a fairy* It weighs about an ounce and a milligram.
Everyone: Huh?
Lab Dude: Shut up! Anyway, that truck outside weighs a tonne, a pound and a hectogram.
Zelda: OK...*starts talking with Layla*
Dekurina: *falls asleep*
Fado: *totally enticed by the lesson*
Lab Dude: The school's perimeter is about a kilometre and a mile--
Fado: Really?
Lab Dude: No. And this large bucket right here can hold up to 1 and ΒΌ cups, a dekalitre--
Dekurina: *suddenly wakes up* IT'S DEKURINA FOR THE LAST TIME! Why does everyone make fun of me? Is it because I am a Deku? That's sexist...no, thats not right. Its racist...that doesn't sound right either. Its ageist...nah, cuz then you'd make fun of everyone else. It's speciesism! *runs to the bathroom crying*
Fado: I found the lesson really cool! Continue on, Mr. Lab Dude!
Lab Dude: As I was saying, you should drink a deka--I mean a DaL (a dekalitre in short terms) and 8 glasses of water exact 30 hours...
LUNCHTIME
Zelda: *puts her stuff for Foods and Math on the foods table* I'll stay nice and low-key if I can steal a spot in the back corner before anyone else. *heads out*
Malon: Hey Zel! Its lunchtime! Wanna drop by the Latte for lunch? *whispers* I forgot my lunch money. We can borrow from some people.
Zelda: Sure, we can walk down to the latte [CC: uh...they built a new Latte in Hyrule market town]
Malon: Lets wait for Link and Josh.
Link: *runs up* Are we going to the Latte?
Malon: Yep!
Skull Kid: I'm CoMiNg AlOnG tOo!
Josh: Sure...
Link: Whoa, I didn't see you there.
Zelda: *notices Layla* Oh crap, I forgot I was going to eat lunch with her! *sneaks past her and makes her way outside without being spotted*
Malon: Lets go! *walk off to the Latte*
At the crowded Latte (lots of Hyrule/Termanian school kids are there for lunch too)
Malon: I'm gonna go buy some stuff. Zel and Josh, save us some spots, K?
Zelda: OK. *saves 3 spots. Her and Josh are occupying 2*
Josh: Hi.
Zelda: Hi.
Josh: Why aren't you eating?
Zelda: I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am.
Josh: No you're not.
Zelda: Yes I am. See, this is a quarter-eaten sandwich. Hey, here come the others.
Malon: Wanna share some pizza?
Zelda: They sell pizza?
Link: Yeah. This stuff is good.
Skull Kid: HeY lOoK tHeRe'S jUsTiN aNd TiDo! CyA fOr NoW gUyS!
Josh: Bye, SKD!
Skull Kid: SKD? What's the D for?
Josh: Duck.
Skull Kid: Grrr...
TO BE CONTINUED