"The Hotel from Hell"
Chapter 2: Barney, and Johnny and Writings oh my!
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Hiei: Huh stupid pathetic fools afraid of such nonsense
Voice: Hiei.Hiei I see you
Hiei: *turns around* huh? Who's there?
Voice: I have her.she's mine I took her away from koorime
Hiei: WHAT?! You leave Yukina out of this. Show yourself you coward *pulls
out sword*
Voice: Hehehe you can't kill me if you don't see me. Now how shall I
torture her?
Hiei: If you lay one filthy hand on Yukina, I will slice you in two halves!
Voice: What do you say Yukina?
Yukina: Hiei! Help me, please help. The monster has me. HELP!
Hiei: Yukina! Where are you?
Voice: Muahahahhaha just try and find me. Run Hiei run
Hiei: Come back here you coward!
Voice: Now I will have you suffer! *Barney music starts playing* I love
you, you love me
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *falls on knees covering ears*
Voice: Muahahahahahahaha
Hiei: NO! Please stop, it burns!
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Yusuke: Hmmm was that Hiei screaming? Oh well serves him right the shrimp
Mysterious Guy: Hey there whatcha doin?
Yusuke: Whoa where the heck did you come from pal
Mysterious Guy: Um..the south yea that's right.THE DEEP SOUTH muahahaha
Yusuke: jeez what is up with that creepy laugh.everyone around here is doin
it
Mysterious Guy: Well I'll see you underground.er I mean around Hehehe
*walks away*
Yusuke: Hey buddy ya dropped somethin *turns around* Huh where did he go?
*Screaming*
Yusuke: Okay I'm starting to get creeped out. *reads paper guy dropped*
Look up.Huh
*Yusuke looks up on ceiling and reads red letters*
Yusuke: I killed Yusuke Urameshi in the hall with a knife. Hey that's
sounds like that one board game.
*Knight in Armor suit walks towards Yusuke with knife*
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHH! No, no, no, no, stay away. I warned you! SPRIRT GUN
*Knight dodges*
Yusuke: *eye twitches* what?! That can't be! Grrrrrrrr SHOT GUN!
*Knight disappears*
Yusuke: Got ya heheh *feels tapping on shoulder* Huh? *turns around*
Knight: Foolish mortal
Yusuke: Son of my mom. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Knight: You can't run from me pathetic sprirt detective. I shall crush you
like a bone
Yusuke: No I'm too cool to die AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Kurama: My goodness it wouldn't hurt to dust here once and a while *coughs*
Voice: My goodness it wouldn't hurt to dust here once and a while
Kurama: Huh? Who's there?
Voice: Heh I can't believe you forgot about little ole me Shuuichi
Kurama: 0_0?
Voice: It's me Johnny your how do you say "imaginary friend"
Kurama: No it can't be. I stopped believing in you when I was nine
Johnny: Oh sure whatever you say. You only thought that I stopped existing
Kurama: It's great to hear from you again
Johnny: Cut the politeness act. I'm here to eliminate you and nothing more
Kurama: WHAT?!
Johnny: You heard me. Hmph till this day I can remember your deepest
darkest secret
Kurama: No please anything but that
Johnny: Shuuichi, the polite and handsome gentlemen, wears GREEN CONTACTS
Kurama: NO!!!!!!!! Stop it go away!
Johnny: Like I said before, I am not leaving till your blood stains my
fingers
Kurama: But aren't you invisible?
Johnny: If I were invisible how can I do this? *lifts up chainsaw*
Kurama: 0_0;
Johnny: Hehe here's Johnny *turns chainsaw on*
Kurama: You made me resort to this....rose whip!
Johnny: You think I am scared of a puny weed
Kurama: WEED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Johnny: Now you die *levitating chainsaw flies towards Kurama*
Kurama: *holds chainsaw down with rose whip*
Johnny: Pathetic human *seven more levitating chainsaws appear*
Kurama: Oh my foxtails! *withdraws rose whip*
Johnny: Yes run, run my prey Muahahahhaha

A/N: Chapter three draws ever so closer hehehe x__x