The Zelda Characters Go to School by Crazy Chick
11. Not so Sure after all?
A/N: Crap, I haven't updated in a long time. It seems like forever!
Disclaimer: This is like the...*counts for 20 minutes* the 11th chapter! Grow up! *whispers to random people* I forgot my line.
LAST TIME, LOTS OF WEIRD CRAP HAPPENED. IMPA WAS ARRESTED AND GROGG IS TEACHING LANGUAGES!
King of Hyrule: Good morning Zelda. I received a call from Talon saying that Malon can't meet up with you anymore.
Zelda: Sure. Its boring waiting for her. *changes quickly, then heads to door*
Impa: Wait! You forgot breakfast! *shrugs, then starts to eat a baked Carpenter's head she made for Zelda*
Zelda: I thought you were arrested!
Impa: Their bars were weak. Besides, no one can trust a woman with freaky eye shadow!
AT THE SCHOOL...
Zelda: Oh, I'm gonna be late! Mal must already be at social studies! If only my stupid lock would work! *after lots of effort, the lock opened. Zelda got her stuff and ran to social studies just before the second bell*
PERIOD 1: SOCIAL STUDIES...or is it?
Nabooru: We're having a test on how your social life ranks! Here's a booklet! 5 minutes to study!
Confused, everyone takes the booklet. A timer goes off as soon as everyone gets their booklet.
Nabooru: Time's up! Ready for the test? Wait, my timer is a bit fast.
Zelda: A bit? Oh crap! I need a pencil! Malon, do you have one?
Malon: *who sits beside Zelda, btw* This is my only one. *holds up an Official Link Fanclub pencil*
Zelda: You're a member of the OLF?
Malon: No, I just found this in the market. There were thousands of them.
Zelda: O.o
Link: I have a pencil you can borrow! *hands Zelda an OLF pencil* I collect them.
Zelda: Riiiiiiight. But I thought you owned the OLF?
Link: No, some crazy chick came up with the idea.
Crazy Chick (aka me!): *runs in* Somebody call me?
Zelda: You're ruining the fic! Go chase your ass.
Terence: That's copyright! I made that up!
Crazy Chick: Well...I made YOU up.
Terence: Good point. *walks away*
Zelda: Go away, please?
Crazy Chick: Fine. *disappears in a cloud of purple smoke*
Anju: *opens door* Hey! You guys are in the wrong class--English is your real period 1 class! *notices purple smoke* AGH! *throws some "Evian" at it, then runs away*
Nabooru: Don't ask. You didn't see it.
Everyone heads off to Anju's class. What else are they expected to do?
Anju: *in class* Sorry about freaking out over the smoke. When the school burned down, I threw water on the fire and it got bigger--
Jimmy: Wouldn't the fire go out?
Anju: Fine then. I threw some, uh, booze--
Jerry: What's booze?
Anju: Alcohol, sweetie. Anyway, I thr--
Joel: Where did you get the booze from?
Anju: *turns red* Stop asking questions! I had to hire a subsitute since I was in the hospital. Or at least I think I did...
Justin: You didn't, did you?
Anju: ARGH! *takes out a whip as soon as the bell rings.* Awww...
THE real PERIOD 2!
Nabooru: Anyways, start up whatever you were doing. Which is studying, of course.
Zelda: Where's that Official Link Fanclub pencil?
Link: In your hand.
Zelda: Oh yeah!
Nabooru: OK, here are your tests...*realizes they're missing* Hey, where are they? Oh crap, you guys already had them to study! Who cares. *starts moving people so they can't cheat as well*
Link: Don't forget to move these 2 little chatterboxes. *points to Malon and Zelda*
Nabooru forgets. After a long time of easy work...the bell rings.
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terry: My assistant is near death, so we will cancel gym today.
Terence: No, I'm OK, I can help teach...*is knocked unconsious because he ran into a wall*
Terry: Uh...Run 4 kilometres.
Zelda: No fair! Last time was 4 miles!
Terry: We're challenging you peeps. And you have to run 5 km in half in hour for that remark!
Zelda: :(
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE
[CC: Let me make an explanation. Its been a few days and since Layla talked so much she had to be moved. Zelda isn't so sure if she wants to hang out with Layla anymore. I don't want to make another chapter, this is long enough!]
Layla: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: Hi Layla. *sighs unhappily*
Layla: Where were you yesterday?
Zelda: I forgot...
Layla: Oh well. Rayla ate with some others and I didn't mind.
Lab Dude: Today we will add a few words to our vocab list! 1 is population, for example: The population of ants in the anthill was lots. 2 is adaptation: The polar bears have adaptations for living in the cold. 3 is species: The Deku species like to have bonfire rituals complete with pouring alcohol in the fire and throwing mutated de-headed monkeys into an old flaming bathroom stall.
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Dekurina: This is so shameful! You treat me like an animal!
Sodo: You mean a de-headed monkey in a toilet? AHAHAHA--*realizes no one is laughing with him*
Lab Dude: This job sucks.
IN MATH, HOWEVER...
Malon and the others who weren't in that science class are in math at the time.
Kafei: I will be arranging a seating plan, ye olde children. Malon sit with Saria, Mido sit with Rayla, Dodo and Tido, Tim and Pamela, Jerry and Skull Kid, Justin is all by his little self.
Saria: ...............................
Malon: *sighs unhappily also*
Mido: Hey cutie!
Rayla: Uh...
Sodo: Hiya bro!
Tido: Hiya Soda!
Sodo: Mmmm, soda...
Kafei: Work on your new booklets on the table. Your schedules are a bit different, sorry.
LUNCHTIME!!!
Malon: Zelda, you coming to the Latte?
Zelda: I'll pass. Looks cold out.
Malon: Sure. I'll go with Josh and Link. See ya.
Zelda: Hi Romani!
Romani: Hi, pardner! I'll trade ya Malon for 2 bales o' hay! Oh, this stupid accent thingie sucks!
Zelda: Can I eat lunch with you? Malon's going to the Latte today.
Romani: Sure, its OK. I'll be going to order something in the cafeteria, so you can wait in there.
Zelda hops along happily towards the cafeteria. She then notices Layla.
Zelda: **She's really annoying, I can't believe I ate lunch with her for the past week!** *waits, by looking at the wall and being super bored*
Layla: *notices Zelda, then walks up to her* Hey Zelda.
Zelda: Yeah, um, I was going to eat lunch with my other friend today.
Layla: *either didn't hear, or just ignores her.* Where should we sit?
Zelda: I don't think you heard me right, I was goin-
Layla: Ooh, that looks like a good spot! *points to a small table by some stairs*
Zelda: You don't underst-
Layla: Well, what are we waiting for? *grabs Zelda's arm, drags her up the stairs, then lets her sit down*
Zelda: Fine, then. I just need to go do something. *walks over to Romani standing in line*
Romani: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: I'm going to eat lunch with someone else now, OK?
Romani: OK. Don't worry.
Zelda: *runs over to Layla*
Layla: Hi!
Zelda: *sighs*
Layla: *during lunch, she starts stealing Zelda's candy, pushing and annoying her* I have an idea! I'm gonna get a workout! Join me! *starts running up and down stairs, and all around the cafeteria. Zelda winces at the fact that Romani and her friends are seeing this crazy person run around and hang out with her*
Layla: Why aren't you joining me?
Zelda: Cuz...*finally, the bell rings* Yes!
Layla: Why are you happy?
Zelda: Cuz I was bored.
Layla: you should have run with me!
Zelda: **What kind of crap have I gotten myself into?**
PERIOD 5: LANGUAGES
Zelda: I never heard of a subject called languages.
Grogg: Well then, you're one special little person.
Zelda: ...
Malon: How was lunch, Zel?
Zelda: I'd rather not say...
Malon: Yesterday your friend wasn't here to eat lunch.
Zelda: CRAP! That was the day I had an orthodontist appointment!
Malon: You go to an orthodontist?
Zelda: Yeah, I have braces. I hide them with white-out! [CC: Note: DON'T try this at home!]
Grogg: You mean 'steelo corrector' in French.
Dekurina: You spelt it wrong. 'C'est stylo correcteur'. [Translation: "That's white-out." Or at least I think that's accurate.]
Grogg: What do you mean? I talked!
Dekurina: But your pronunciation sucked and I saw on your term 3 sheet you spelt it wrong, 'professeur'.
Grogg: What does that mean? And how would you know, you're not French!
Dekurina: Well...you aren't either!
Grogg: 'Ècole très bien!' [CC: Sorry if the accents don't show up]
Dekurina: 'Ècole pas très bien!'
Malon: Isn't that 'School very well' and 'school really bad'? They sound like French beginners!
Zelda: 'Oui'.
Saria: 'Dekurina, comment vas-tu?' [Translator: Dekurina, how are you?]
Dekurina: *looks super pissed-off* 'Ca va pas très bien, merci!' *storms off to the bathroom* [T: 'I feel really bad, thank you.' I think that's true...]
Tido: What the fudge is French?
Zelda: You're a know-it-all brother! Figure it out!
Grogg: Ah, 'Cest la vie' you tree-princess wannabe! OK, we will start Koholintian. First of all, how are you? 'Owhay earay ouyay?'
Malon: That sounds faintly familiar...
Grogg: Now, Mr. Grogg Cucco is a fantastic man. 'Istermay Rogggay Uccocay siay aay antasticfay anmay.'
Zelda: Now I know why this is familiar...
Grogg: Guess what I'm saying? 'Ekurinaday siay aay ratbay ndaay eshay inksthay eshay siay martersay anthay emay, oday ouyay?'
Everyone: Dekurina is a brat and she thinks she is smarter than me, do you?
Grogg: What? How did you know thus?
Zelda: Ouyay raudfay! Tisay iglatinpay! [Translator: You fraud! It's piglatin!]
Grogg: I admit, its true. But Koholint adopted the piglatin language and decided to call it Koholintian cuz it sounds more authentic.
Link: Uh...works for me...I guess...
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Bad morning, teacher. Tonight we won't play on our...what's an opposite for booklet?
Dekurina: Leaflet!
Kafei: Ah, Dekalina, how typical of you. Work on your booklets, peeps.
Dekurina: *starts fuming*
Zelda: **I don't wanna be a bitch and totally ditch Layla, but I'm having second thoughts...**
Layla: Hey Zelda! Sorry to disturb your daydream! Wanna have a sleepover or something? Since I live in a hut with my sis, we could go to your house! I mean castle. Ask the king or Impa, OK?
Zelda: Sure...
PERIOD 6: SCIENCE (for Malon)
Saria: You're right. Dekurina is no fun. I'm going to the Deku Tree to give up being a Kokiri.
Malon: What? Why?
Saria: Well, sort of. I'll ask him if I can be like Link, who's sort of a Kokiri, but really isn't.
Malon: How about you, me and Zelda go to the Deku Tree after school?
Saria: Sure! I only agreed to those lame kid-like things because of Dekurina.
Rayla: Sitting back here with Mido sucks! At least I'm near you guys!
Malon: Yeah.
Rayla: I'm the more popular, social twin of us Brunette twins. I shall be happy to here you guys vent about Layla's weirdness.
Saria: Poor Zelda...all alone in a class with Layla...and the hide-and-seek with icing cake sucked so much! Link didn't really enjoy himself. Malon already knows he was at my party.
Malon: Yeah, I know.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Malon: Hi Zelda! Wanna come with me and Saria to Kokiri forest? She's being partially de-kokiriized or whatever.
Zelda: Really? Only if its partial...Oh crap! I can't go to the forest, Layla will be there! You guys come over to my castle after school. I'll have one of the guards bring a carriage.
Malon: OK! *heads off to the Great Deku Tree Sprout's place with Saria*
Great Deku Tree Sprout: Hi Saria! Hi Malon! What must I do for thee?
Saria: I'd like to be partially de-kokiriized. So I actually can grow up and become more mature mentally, but I can still be Kokiri at heart. And when I'm 45, I don't want to look older, just become older. OK?
GDTS: I must tell you something, Saria. You aren't Kokiri, you and Link are both 2nd cousins. Or you both had the same great great grandparents. Or else you aren't related at all, Link's mom's best friend also died, leaving Saria at the forest too. Something like that.
Saria: Then why aren't I growing up?
GDTS: When you reached 10, I kokiriized you. I couldn't do Link cuz he had to be the Hero of Time. You'll understand when he's older. *the GDTS starts flailing its branches overtop of Saria's head and other weird rituals, which de-kokiriizes Saria*
Saria: I don't feel different.
GDTS: I know. You were kokiriized recently, so not much has happened to you.
Malon: uh huh...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: I couldn't let Saria's torture go on. So now I've switched it to Ruto...hehe.
11. Not so Sure after all?
A/N: Crap, I haven't updated in a long time. It seems like forever!
Disclaimer: This is like the...*counts for 20 minutes* the 11th chapter! Grow up! *whispers to random people* I forgot my line.
LAST TIME, LOTS OF WEIRD CRAP HAPPENED. IMPA WAS ARRESTED AND GROGG IS TEACHING LANGUAGES!
King of Hyrule: Good morning Zelda. I received a call from Talon saying that Malon can't meet up with you anymore.
Zelda: Sure. Its boring waiting for her. *changes quickly, then heads to door*
Impa: Wait! You forgot breakfast! *shrugs, then starts to eat a baked Carpenter's head she made for Zelda*
Zelda: I thought you were arrested!
Impa: Their bars were weak. Besides, no one can trust a woman with freaky eye shadow!
AT THE SCHOOL...
Zelda: Oh, I'm gonna be late! Mal must already be at social studies! If only my stupid lock would work! *after lots of effort, the lock opened. Zelda got her stuff and ran to social studies just before the second bell*
PERIOD 1: SOCIAL STUDIES...or is it?
Nabooru: We're having a test on how your social life ranks! Here's a booklet! 5 minutes to study!
Confused, everyone takes the booklet. A timer goes off as soon as everyone gets their booklet.
Nabooru: Time's up! Ready for the test? Wait, my timer is a bit fast.
Zelda: A bit? Oh crap! I need a pencil! Malon, do you have one?
Malon: *who sits beside Zelda, btw* This is my only one. *holds up an Official Link Fanclub pencil*
Zelda: You're a member of the OLF?
Malon: No, I just found this in the market. There were thousands of them.
Zelda: O.o
Link: I have a pencil you can borrow! *hands Zelda an OLF pencil* I collect them.
Zelda: Riiiiiiight. But I thought you owned the OLF?
Link: No, some crazy chick came up with the idea.
Crazy Chick (aka me!): *runs in* Somebody call me?
Zelda: You're ruining the fic! Go chase your ass.
Terence: That's copyright! I made that up!
Crazy Chick: Well...I made YOU up.
Terence: Good point. *walks away*
Zelda: Go away, please?
Crazy Chick: Fine. *disappears in a cloud of purple smoke*
Anju: *opens door* Hey! You guys are in the wrong class--English is your real period 1 class! *notices purple smoke* AGH! *throws some "Evian" at it, then runs away*
Nabooru: Don't ask. You didn't see it.
Everyone heads off to Anju's class. What else are they expected to do?
Anju: *in class* Sorry about freaking out over the smoke. When the school burned down, I threw water on the fire and it got bigger--
Jimmy: Wouldn't the fire go out?
Anju: Fine then. I threw some, uh, booze--
Jerry: What's booze?
Anju: Alcohol, sweetie. Anyway, I thr--
Joel: Where did you get the booze from?
Anju: *turns red* Stop asking questions! I had to hire a subsitute since I was in the hospital. Or at least I think I did...
Justin: You didn't, did you?
Anju: ARGH! *takes out a whip as soon as the bell rings.* Awww...
THE real PERIOD 2!
Nabooru: Anyways, start up whatever you were doing. Which is studying, of course.
Zelda: Where's that Official Link Fanclub pencil?
Link: In your hand.
Zelda: Oh yeah!
Nabooru: OK, here are your tests...*realizes they're missing* Hey, where are they? Oh crap, you guys already had them to study! Who cares. *starts moving people so they can't cheat as well*
Link: Don't forget to move these 2 little chatterboxes. *points to Malon and Zelda*
Nabooru forgets. After a long time of easy work...the bell rings.
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terry: My assistant is near death, so we will cancel gym today.
Terence: No, I'm OK, I can help teach...*is knocked unconsious because he ran into a wall*
Terry: Uh...Run 4 kilometres.
Zelda: No fair! Last time was 4 miles!
Terry: We're challenging you peeps. And you have to run 5 km in half in hour for that remark!
Zelda: :(
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE
[CC: Let me make an explanation. Its been a few days and since Layla talked so much she had to be moved. Zelda isn't so sure if she wants to hang out with Layla anymore. I don't want to make another chapter, this is long enough!]
Layla: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: Hi Layla. *sighs unhappily*
Layla: Where were you yesterday?
Zelda: I forgot...
Layla: Oh well. Rayla ate with some others and I didn't mind.
Lab Dude: Today we will add a few words to our vocab list! 1 is population, for example: The population of ants in the anthill was lots. 2 is adaptation: The polar bears have adaptations for living in the cold. 3 is species: The Deku species like to have bonfire rituals complete with pouring alcohol in the fire and throwing mutated de-headed monkeys into an old flaming bathroom stall.
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Dekurina: This is so shameful! You treat me like an animal!
Sodo: You mean a de-headed monkey in a toilet? AHAHAHA--*realizes no one is laughing with him*
Lab Dude: This job sucks.
IN MATH, HOWEVER...
Malon and the others who weren't in that science class are in math at the time.
Kafei: I will be arranging a seating plan, ye olde children. Malon sit with Saria, Mido sit with Rayla, Dodo and Tido, Tim and Pamela, Jerry and Skull Kid, Justin is all by his little self.
Saria: ...............................
Malon: *sighs unhappily also*
Mido: Hey cutie!
Rayla: Uh...
Sodo: Hiya bro!
Tido: Hiya Soda!
Sodo: Mmmm, soda...
Kafei: Work on your new booklets on the table. Your schedules are a bit different, sorry.
LUNCHTIME!!!
Malon: Zelda, you coming to the Latte?
Zelda: I'll pass. Looks cold out.
Malon: Sure. I'll go with Josh and Link. See ya.
Zelda: Hi Romani!
Romani: Hi, pardner! I'll trade ya Malon for 2 bales o' hay! Oh, this stupid accent thingie sucks!
Zelda: Can I eat lunch with you? Malon's going to the Latte today.
Romani: Sure, its OK. I'll be going to order something in the cafeteria, so you can wait in there.
Zelda hops along happily towards the cafeteria. She then notices Layla.
Zelda: **She's really annoying, I can't believe I ate lunch with her for the past week!** *waits, by looking at the wall and being super bored*
Layla: *notices Zelda, then walks up to her* Hey Zelda.
Zelda: Yeah, um, I was going to eat lunch with my other friend today.
Layla: *either didn't hear, or just ignores her.* Where should we sit?
Zelda: I don't think you heard me right, I was goin-
Layla: Ooh, that looks like a good spot! *points to a small table by some stairs*
Zelda: You don't underst-
Layla: Well, what are we waiting for? *grabs Zelda's arm, drags her up the stairs, then lets her sit down*
Zelda: Fine, then. I just need to go do something. *walks over to Romani standing in line*
Romani: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: I'm going to eat lunch with someone else now, OK?
Romani: OK. Don't worry.
Zelda: *runs over to Layla*
Layla: Hi!
Zelda: *sighs*
Layla: *during lunch, she starts stealing Zelda's candy, pushing and annoying her* I have an idea! I'm gonna get a workout! Join me! *starts running up and down stairs, and all around the cafeteria. Zelda winces at the fact that Romani and her friends are seeing this crazy person run around and hang out with her*
Layla: Why aren't you joining me?
Zelda: Cuz...*finally, the bell rings* Yes!
Layla: Why are you happy?
Zelda: Cuz I was bored.
Layla: you should have run with me!
Zelda: **What kind of crap have I gotten myself into?**
PERIOD 5: LANGUAGES
Zelda: I never heard of a subject called languages.
Grogg: Well then, you're one special little person.
Zelda: ...
Malon: How was lunch, Zel?
Zelda: I'd rather not say...
Malon: Yesterday your friend wasn't here to eat lunch.
Zelda: CRAP! That was the day I had an orthodontist appointment!
Malon: You go to an orthodontist?
Zelda: Yeah, I have braces. I hide them with white-out! [CC: Note: DON'T try this at home!]
Grogg: You mean 'steelo corrector' in French.
Dekurina: You spelt it wrong. 'C'est stylo correcteur'. [Translation: "That's white-out." Or at least I think that's accurate.]
Grogg: What do you mean? I talked!
Dekurina: But your pronunciation sucked and I saw on your term 3 sheet you spelt it wrong, 'professeur'.
Grogg: What does that mean? And how would you know, you're not French!
Dekurina: Well...you aren't either!
Grogg: 'Ècole très bien!' [CC: Sorry if the accents don't show up]
Dekurina: 'Ècole pas très bien!'
Malon: Isn't that 'School very well' and 'school really bad'? They sound like French beginners!
Zelda: 'Oui'.
Saria: 'Dekurina, comment vas-tu?' [Translator: Dekurina, how are you?]
Dekurina: *looks super pissed-off* 'Ca va pas très bien, merci!' *storms off to the bathroom* [T: 'I feel really bad, thank you.' I think that's true...]
Tido: What the fudge is French?
Zelda: You're a know-it-all brother! Figure it out!
Grogg: Ah, 'Cest la vie' you tree-princess wannabe! OK, we will start Koholintian. First of all, how are you? 'Owhay earay ouyay?'
Malon: That sounds faintly familiar...
Grogg: Now, Mr. Grogg Cucco is a fantastic man. 'Istermay Rogggay Uccocay siay aay antasticfay anmay.'
Zelda: Now I know why this is familiar...
Grogg: Guess what I'm saying? 'Ekurinaday siay aay ratbay ndaay eshay inksthay eshay siay martersay anthay emay, oday ouyay?'
Everyone: Dekurina is a brat and she thinks she is smarter than me, do you?
Grogg: What? How did you know thus?
Zelda: Ouyay raudfay! Tisay iglatinpay! [Translator: You fraud! It's piglatin!]
Grogg: I admit, its true. But Koholint adopted the piglatin language and decided to call it Koholintian cuz it sounds more authentic.
Link: Uh...works for me...I guess...
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Bad morning, teacher. Tonight we won't play on our...what's an opposite for booklet?
Dekurina: Leaflet!
Kafei: Ah, Dekalina, how typical of you. Work on your booklets, peeps.
Dekurina: *starts fuming*
Zelda: **I don't wanna be a bitch and totally ditch Layla, but I'm having second thoughts...**
Layla: Hey Zelda! Sorry to disturb your daydream! Wanna have a sleepover or something? Since I live in a hut with my sis, we could go to your house! I mean castle. Ask the king or Impa, OK?
Zelda: Sure...
PERIOD 6: SCIENCE (for Malon)
Saria: You're right. Dekurina is no fun. I'm going to the Deku Tree to give up being a Kokiri.
Malon: What? Why?
Saria: Well, sort of. I'll ask him if I can be like Link, who's sort of a Kokiri, but really isn't.
Malon: How about you, me and Zelda go to the Deku Tree after school?
Saria: Sure! I only agreed to those lame kid-like things because of Dekurina.
Rayla: Sitting back here with Mido sucks! At least I'm near you guys!
Malon: Yeah.
Rayla: I'm the more popular, social twin of us Brunette twins. I shall be happy to here you guys vent about Layla's weirdness.
Saria: Poor Zelda...all alone in a class with Layla...and the hide-and-seek with icing cake sucked so much! Link didn't really enjoy himself. Malon already knows he was at my party.
Malon: Yeah, I know.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Malon: Hi Zelda! Wanna come with me and Saria to Kokiri forest? She's being partially de-kokiriized or whatever.
Zelda: Really? Only if its partial...Oh crap! I can't go to the forest, Layla will be there! You guys come over to my castle after school. I'll have one of the guards bring a carriage.
Malon: OK! *heads off to the Great Deku Tree Sprout's place with Saria*
Great Deku Tree Sprout: Hi Saria! Hi Malon! What must I do for thee?
Saria: I'd like to be partially de-kokiriized. So I actually can grow up and become more mature mentally, but I can still be Kokiri at heart. And when I'm 45, I don't want to look older, just become older. OK?
GDTS: I must tell you something, Saria. You aren't Kokiri, you and Link are both 2nd cousins. Or you both had the same great great grandparents. Or else you aren't related at all, Link's mom's best friend also died, leaving Saria at the forest too. Something like that.
Saria: Then why aren't I growing up?
GDTS: When you reached 10, I kokiriized you. I couldn't do Link cuz he had to be the Hero of Time. You'll understand when he's older. *the GDTS starts flailing its branches overtop of Saria's head and other weird rituals, which de-kokiriizes Saria*
Saria: I don't feel different.
GDTS: I know. You were kokiriized recently, so not much has happened to you.
Malon: uh huh...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: I couldn't let Saria's torture go on. So now I've switched it to Ruto...hehe.