The Zelda Characters Go to School by Crazy Chick
12. Finally Clued in?
A/N: This chapter isn't very long. Its just an ordinary day. Well, if you're a Zelda character and think blowing up a science teacher when you're aiming for a tree is an ordinary day, then sure. :P
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't own Zelda, and neither do you. [sorry if I stole that offa someone. Theres like a billion people on here so you never know...]
LAST WEEK ON TZCGTS, Impa escapes jail, I ruin the fic, Dekurina is made fun of, Layla is super annoying, the Koholintian language is ripped off and Saria's dekokiriized. Nothin special...
OF COURSE WE ARE IN THE CASTLE IN THE MORNING!
King of Hyrule: Holy googleplex!
Zelda: *gets up slowly out of bed* Huh?
King of Hyrule: I just created a number called the googleplex! Its like in scientific notation since its so huge!
Zelda: Scientific notation doesn't exist yet!
King of Hyrule: Then I shall create it! For example, Rauru is 1.45x10(5) {ten to the fifth power} years old! [CC: Sorry if that doesn't look right. The 5 in brackets ( ) is the exponent, and the 10 is the base. If you don't know this stuff, you're either too young to be an author, I've made this too confusing or you're uneducated. If you know it and are not any of those, then whoop-de-doo.]
Rauru: I am not 145 000 years old! I am 1.451x10(5) years old! 145 100 years, Zelda. When you're in junior high you'll understand.
Zelda: Kafei already taught us this, though.
King of Hyrule: Well! I should have him sued for teaching you such complicated math before your time! Wait, how did he know about it before I created it?
Zelda: Just a funny little mistake...? Whatever, he created it. I just decided to see how stupid you are. *realizes what she said, then runs to school before the King can punish her*
Impa: Dangit! She forgot her breakfast again! Oh well! *takes out some remains of Ganondorf*
King of Hyrule: Ooh, who doesn't love a home-made delicacy! *starts fighting over it with Impa*
AT THE SCHOOL...
PERIOD 1: ENGLISH (I should change that to Hylian, OK?)
Anju: This is not actually your homeroom, since Marilla and Judo are your homeroom teachers. Anyway, what's up? Uh, I don't have anything planned for this class, just wait until first period is over.
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: OK, everyone tell me the marks they got on their test. *hands it out to students*
Link: What's the point if you already marked them and could already check yourself?
Nabooru: I just felt like shaming people so they would have to say their marks out loud. Hee hee! *evil grin*
After lots of mark-telling, everyone...uh...sits down bored.
Nabooru: Still got half an hour to go! Oh, who doesn't love a good bit of gossip! So tell me, what's been happening lately?
Sodo: The Deku species like to have bonfire rituals complete with pouring alcohol in the fire and throwing mutated de-headed monkeys into an old flaming bathroom stall! HAHAHAHA!
Nabooru: Ooooookay. Anything else?
PERIOD 3: MUSIC
Guru-Guru: I am your music teacher! Sing the ABC's!
Everyone: *singing really off-key* A B freakin E F G--
GG: How terrific! Now lets sing along to my organ grinder thingamajiggie! *to the tune of Song of Storms, again* Song of Storms! Hear my plea! Please don't put some rain on me!
[IT IS OPTIONAL TO SKIP EVERY SONG EXCEPT FOR MALON'S IF YOU WISH!]
Zelda: *to the tune of Zelda's Lulluby* Zeeeeeelda! Clooooooose your eyes! Dreeeeeeeeeam some peeaaaaaaaaaaaaceful dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams!
Saria: *to the tune of Saria's song* Saria! We're best friends! Lets play in the lost woods and forest!
Ruto: *to the tune of Serenade of Water* Playing with Zoras! Playing with Zoras! Plaaaaaay with Princess Ruto nottttttttt! *stops singing* Hey, that's not right.
Zelda: Ew! Where did you come from?
Malon: *to the tune of Epona's song* EPONA! COME TO ME! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, there is the whinny of a horse.
Epona: *smashes down one of the music room walls*
Guru-Guru: oh no! Make him go away!
Link: I have a solution! *to the tune of Epona's song, really off-key* EPONA! GO AWAY! YOU KNOW I HATE YOU! *voice cracks*
Sodo: HAHAHAHA!
Link: Shut up, Soda!
Sodo: That's not funny!
Epona: *goes away, mad but bored*
Malon: O.o
Pamela: That was weird.
Guru-Guru: The first normal comment I've heard today! You are now promoted to gr. 3!
Pamela: Yay! I am no longer a teeny 1st or 2nd grader! EHEHEHEHE!
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Layla: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: Hi.
Layla: About the sleepover...
Zelda:**Oops, forgot to ask Impa or dad!** Uh, you're not allowed.
Layla: Oh. That's too bad. *sits in her new spot*
Lab Dude: MY LIFE SUCKS! I wanna commit suicide. Nah, if I do, I'll be sent ta hell. Who's interested in commiting a homicide?
Link: ME!
Ruto: *has no idea what the teacher is talking about, but also puts up her hand since Link is*
Lab Dude: I pick Ruto! She'll do a suckier job and I'll suffer more agony and pain!
Ruto: OK! *starts jabbing him pathetically*
Lab Dude: This is more massage than pain! Go away. Practice conversions. Think, uh, m for mile, km for kilometre, daL for dekalitre--
Dekurina: When will my torture end? Someone come bomb both me and the Lab Dude!
Strangely enough, someone does. Anju runs in, and throws "Evian" all over. Dekurina doesn't suffer, but the Lab Dude has to be taken away by unskilled paramedics. Don't ask why. Malon leaves since she thinks the school is blown up.
LUNCHTIME!
King Zora: *waddles into the cafeteria* Hey, people! We're gonna let you eat lunch, then we have to send ya home since there have been serious problems and Terminian terrorists in the science class. *waddles out with Ruto*
Zelda: Malon's not here! There's Layla's sister, Rayla. Maybe she knows where Malon is. *walks over to Rayla*
Rayla: *is talking with Romani and some others*
Zelda: You're Rayla, right?
Rayla: Uh, yeah.
Zelda: Do you know Malon?
Rayla: Yeah. Who are you?
Zelda: Zelda.
Rayla: *gives Zelda a weird look, then starts to talk with her friends again*
Zelda: **I have the feeling she won't or can't tell me where Malon is. I really do not like her.** *leaves the school even though she didn't have lunch*
At the castle, Terry comes along with a letter.
Zelda: This is for me?
Terry: yep. Its from someone named Malon Master.
Zelda reads the note. Its says:
"Dear Zelda,
Do you want to come over to my house and do some stuff? It'll say on the back, so you can read that soon. Write back as soon as you can. Come over for dinner at 7:00. Thanx! -Malon"
Zelda quickly writes back then sends Terry off to the ranch.
Zelda: *flips over sheet to see what's going to be happening. She quickly skims down to the P.S.*
"P.S. I'm also inviting Rayla."
Zelda: Oh crap.
CC: Stupid! HEHEHE! I know its flame-worthy, but I'm screwed up in the head cuz Mountain Dew doesn't make you high but it might if you shoot up with heroin. Well, I actually didn't do that, but I don't care if you did (or do).
12. Finally Clued in?
A/N: This chapter isn't very long. Its just an ordinary day. Well, if you're a Zelda character and think blowing up a science teacher when you're aiming for a tree is an ordinary day, then sure. :P
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't own Zelda, and neither do you. [sorry if I stole that offa someone. Theres like a billion people on here so you never know...]
LAST WEEK ON TZCGTS, Impa escapes jail, I ruin the fic, Dekurina is made fun of, Layla is super annoying, the Koholintian language is ripped off and Saria's dekokiriized. Nothin special...
OF COURSE WE ARE IN THE CASTLE IN THE MORNING!
King of Hyrule: Holy googleplex!
Zelda: *gets up slowly out of bed* Huh?
King of Hyrule: I just created a number called the googleplex! Its like in scientific notation since its so huge!
Zelda: Scientific notation doesn't exist yet!
King of Hyrule: Then I shall create it! For example, Rauru is 1.45x10(5) {ten to the fifth power} years old! [CC: Sorry if that doesn't look right. The 5 in brackets ( ) is the exponent, and the 10 is the base. If you don't know this stuff, you're either too young to be an author, I've made this too confusing or you're uneducated. If you know it and are not any of those, then whoop-de-doo.]
Rauru: I am not 145 000 years old! I am 1.451x10(5) years old! 145 100 years, Zelda. When you're in junior high you'll understand.
Zelda: Kafei already taught us this, though.
King of Hyrule: Well! I should have him sued for teaching you such complicated math before your time! Wait, how did he know about it before I created it?
Zelda: Just a funny little mistake...? Whatever, he created it. I just decided to see how stupid you are. *realizes what she said, then runs to school before the King can punish her*
Impa: Dangit! She forgot her breakfast again! Oh well! *takes out some remains of Ganondorf*
King of Hyrule: Ooh, who doesn't love a home-made delicacy! *starts fighting over it with Impa*
AT THE SCHOOL...
PERIOD 1: ENGLISH (I should change that to Hylian, OK?)
Anju: This is not actually your homeroom, since Marilla and Judo are your homeroom teachers. Anyway, what's up? Uh, I don't have anything planned for this class, just wait until first period is over.
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: OK, everyone tell me the marks they got on their test. *hands it out to students*
Link: What's the point if you already marked them and could already check yourself?
Nabooru: I just felt like shaming people so they would have to say their marks out loud. Hee hee! *evil grin*
After lots of mark-telling, everyone...uh...sits down bored.
Nabooru: Still got half an hour to go! Oh, who doesn't love a good bit of gossip! So tell me, what's been happening lately?
Sodo: The Deku species like to have bonfire rituals complete with pouring alcohol in the fire and throwing mutated de-headed monkeys into an old flaming bathroom stall! HAHAHAHA!
Nabooru: Ooooookay. Anything else?
PERIOD 3: MUSIC
Guru-Guru: I am your music teacher! Sing the ABC's!
Everyone: *singing really off-key* A B freakin E F G--
GG: How terrific! Now lets sing along to my organ grinder thingamajiggie! *to the tune of Song of Storms, again* Song of Storms! Hear my plea! Please don't put some rain on me!
[IT IS OPTIONAL TO SKIP EVERY SONG EXCEPT FOR MALON'S IF YOU WISH!]
Zelda: *to the tune of Zelda's Lulluby* Zeeeeeelda! Clooooooose your eyes! Dreeeeeeeeeam some peeaaaaaaaaaaaaceful dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams!
Saria: *to the tune of Saria's song* Saria! We're best friends! Lets play in the lost woods and forest!
Ruto: *to the tune of Serenade of Water* Playing with Zoras! Playing with Zoras! Plaaaaaay with Princess Ruto nottttttttt! *stops singing* Hey, that's not right.
Zelda: Ew! Where did you come from?
Malon: *to the tune of Epona's song* EPONA! COME TO ME! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, there is the whinny of a horse.
Epona: *smashes down one of the music room walls*
Guru-Guru: oh no! Make him go away!
Link: I have a solution! *to the tune of Epona's song, really off-key* EPONA! GO AWAY! YOU KNOW I HATE YOU! *voice cracks*
Sodo: HAHAHAHA!
Link: Shut up, Soda!
Sodo: That's not funny!
Epona: *goes away, mad but bored*
Malon: O.o
Pamela: That was weird.
Guru-Guru: The first normal comment I've heard today! You are now promoted to gr. 3!
Pamela: Yay! I am no longer a teeny 1st or 2nd grader! EHEHEHEHE!
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Layla: Hi Zelda!
Zelda: Hi.
Layla: About the sleepover...
Zelda:**Oops, forgot to ask Impa or dad!** Uh, you're not allowed.
Layla: Oh. That's too bad. *sits in her new spot*
Lab Dude: MY LIFE SUCKS! I wanna commit suicide. Nah, if I do, I'll be sent ta hell. Who's interested in commiting a homicide?
Link: ME!
Ruto: *has no idea what the teacher is talking about, but also puts up her hand since Link is*
Lab Dude: I pick Ruto! She'll do a suckier job and I'll suffer more agony and pain!
Ruto: OK! *starts jabbing him pathetically*
Lab Dude: This is more massage than pain! Go away. Practice conversions. Think, uh, m for mile, km for kilometre, daL for dekalitre--
Dekurina: When will my torture end? Someone come bomb both me and the Lab Dude!
Strangely enough, someone does. Anju runs in, and throws "Evian" all over. Dekurina doesn't suffer, but the Lab Dude has to be taken away by unskilled paramedics. Don't ask why. Malon leaves since she thinks the school is blown up.
LUNCHTIME!
King Zora: *waddles into the cafeteria* Hey, people! We're gonna let you eat lunch, then we have to send ya home since there have been serious problems and Terminian terrorists in the science class. *waddles out with Ruto*
Zelda: Malon's not here! There's Layla's sister, Rayla. Maybe she knows where Malon is. *walks over to Rayla*
Rayla: *is talking with Romani and some others*
Zelda: You're Rayla, right?
Rayla: Uh, yeah.
Zelda: Do you know Malon?
Rayla: Yeah. Who are you?
Zelda: Zelda.
Rayla: *gives Zelda a weird look, then starts to talk with her friends again*
Zelda: **I have the feeling she won't or can't tell me where Malon is. I really do not like her.** *leaves the school even though she didn't have lunch*
At the castle, Terry comes along with a letter.
Zelda: This is for me?
Terry: yep. Its from someone named Malon Master.
Zelda reads the note. Its says:
"Dear Zelda,
Do you want to come over to my house and do some stuff? It'll say on the back, so you can read that soon. Write back as soon as you can. Come over for dinner at 7:00. Thanx! -Malon"
Zelda quickly writes back then sends Terry off to the ranch.
Zelda: *flips over sheet to see what's going to be happening. She quickly skims down to the P.S.*
"P.S. I'm also inviting Rayla."
Zelda: Oh crap.
CC: Stupid! HEHEHE! I know its flame-worthy, but I'm screwed up in the head cuz Mountain Dew doesn't make you high but it might if you shoot up with heroin. Well, I actually didn't do that, but I don't care if you did (or do).