The Zelda Characters Go to School by Crazy Chick
13. Free as a (caged) bird
A/N: Don't ask (about the title, I mean) Nothin important here, but this story really seemed focused on this Zelda and Layla problem. But who cares. Surprises in here. By the way, what DID happen to Malon's gift? We'll find out!
Disclaimer: I won't give you candy unless you review...Wrong disclaimer, I mean, I don't own Zelda.
LAST TIME ON TZCGTS, the school blew up, Dekurina didn't die, and Zelda was invited to Malon's house with Rayla. But I won't post what happens. Rayla and Zelda aren't best buds now, but they don't hate each other [A/N: Too bad that me and 'Rayla' aren't really friends. We just see each other in the halls]
SORRY ABOUT NOT POSTING 4 A LONG TIME, I'M LAZY. AND THIS STORY IS POINTLESS AND FLAME-WORTHY, SO YOU HAVE NO REVIEWING EXCUSES!
King of Hyrule: Holy google!
Zelda: *gets out of bed* What now?
King of Hyrule: I made up another number! A google!
Zelda: Why would you make a googleplex before a google?
King of Hyrule: I'm a little foggy on the details myself.
Impa: Who wants fried re-
Zelda: *quickly leaves before Impa can give what is obviously not a pleasant breakfast*
AT SCHOOL...
Zelda: Malon must already in class. That's good. Off to Hylian [AKA English] we go.
PERIOD 1: ENGLISH/HYLIAN
Anju: I don't have a very complex plan, so what? Who wants to practise thinking up catchy titles for paragraphs about you and your life? How about you, Pamela?
Pamela: Poe in my...music box?
Anju: Perfect! But I can't promote you to grade four yet, since you have to take the grade 3 country-wide tests. Well, you're the only third grader in Hyrule/Termina doing the test. Jimmy, I demote you to grade 3.
Jim: Why? I wasn't in grade four in the first place!
Anju: Of course not! I said you're in grade three!
Other bombers: *snickering*
Anju: stop laughing Jerry. What's your title?
Jerry: Uh, "assignment one"? Or how about "I love Candy"?
Anju: No. Joel, you?
Joel: "The Bunny Hood who Hallucinated his Boyfriend"?
Justin: The story of his life.
Anju: Did you say the Bunny Hood is a HE and has a BOYfriend?
Justin: I think that was the point.
Anju: Detention Joel! And Justin too, cuz Joel will be lonely, won't he?
Justin: :(
Joel: ^_^ ;D
*bell rings*
Anju: Everyone, think up better titles. Except for Pamela.
Justin: How about "The Horse who Hallucinated his Crap"?
Joel: The story of MALON'S life.
Malon: I'm gonna getcha, you fag!
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Hey peeps! Hows you be? [CC: Sorry, but I was sleepy and sugar- high] Going of to music, I see! Most people's social lives ranked high, except for Dekurina, Pamela, some bombers, some know-it-alls, and Layla whose from a different class. Now, uh...socialize!
Malon: Zelda, I'm having lunch off campus, but I'll be back early, OK?
Zelda: You better.
Link: Mal, remember the gif--
Malon: Now, time for some bomber bashing! *starts to beat up the wrong bomber so badly that he has to be sent to the hylian hospital*
Saria: I love being dekokiriized.
Zelda: So she really went through with it!
*bell rings, everyone heads to music*
PERIOD 3: MUSIC
Guru Guru: Everyone either practise playing the ocarina, harp, flute, organ grinder thingie or sing, OK?
Zelda: What if I can play the ocarina and the harp?
GG: Simultaneously? Everyone resume practising! (super straightforward)
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Zelda: *tries to avoid Layla, thinks she's succeeding*
Same "some subsitute teacher" for Anju: Lab dude is in a serious life- threatening operation, so I, same "some subsitue teacher" for Anju, shall be replacing Lab Dude. Lets see his notes..."Helpful students: Pamela; Layla;" uh huh..."be careful around notes for Deku species"...yep..."whatever I do, do not say Dekalitre"?--oops.
Dekurina: I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! NO ONE SAY MY NAME IF YOU CAN'T! *stops off, her leaves flaming*
S"sst"fA: Sure...anyway, everyone study until its 5 minutes until leaving time.
After a lot of time wasted staring at blank sheets...
S"sst"fA: Time's up! Pack up, peeps!
Layla: *runs over to Zelda, nearly knocking over her desk* Hi! Where are you off to next?
Zelda: Uh, after lunch, art.
Layla: Cool. What's your locker number?
Zelda: I dunno.
*bell rings, Zelda runs to cafeteria after a lot of struggles with her lock*
Malon: See ya Zel!
Zelda: Bye. *enters cafeteria*
Layla: *suddenly shows up* Hi!
Zelda: ...
Layla: *drags Zelda to the same table* We'll eart here! Can I have your phone number? I'll put mine in your agenda. *both swap agendas. For some demented reason or else she wasn't thinking, Zelda actually puts her real phone number* Cool! What do you have for snacks? Can I have something?
Zelda: I dunno...
Layla: *grabs Zelda's lunch back, Zelda steals it back* You're mean!
Zelda: I know. *holds bag with a firm grip*
Layla: *somehow steals Zelda's lunch pass*
Zelda: Give it back!
Layla: I'll trade it back! *but eventually returns it* You sure you don't know your locker number? I'll follow you, then I'll know. We can give each other notes.
After lots of boring convos, Layla steals Zelda's lunch bag. Zelda wrestles it away, but Layla steals her juicy jellie, Zelda's favorite snack.
Zelda: Give it back!
Layla: No!
Zelda: I won't eat lunch with you anymore! I won't be your friend anymore!
Layla: Fine! *starts sprinting around the cafeteria*
Zelda: *walks off, then sees her pal Romani* Hi Romani! Can I eat lunch with you from now on? I think I've excaped Layla's evil grasp!
Romani: Sure!
Zelda: When do they let us go to our lockers?
Romani: *looks around* Right now. *both run to lockers with ::billions:: of others*
AT LOCKER...
Malon: hi Zelda! Sorry I'm late, lets go to art now!
Zelda: OK! *both go towards the art class room*
PERIOD 5: ART
Rauru: We'll start tinkertoy lettering! {CC: By the way, tinkertoy is the font with the little circles at every angle] Everyone write their name...*looks at notes* wait, you're supposed to do silent reading.
Malon: *smuggling pretzels to Zelda*
Rauru: *after some minutes* OK! Now write your name in big letters spaced sorta far...no, not that far Justin...now make circles at every corner...Rayla, is that a corner to you?...Romani, your circles look like fried eggs...*continues droning on about Tinkertoy*
Malon: I'll walk you to math. The science class is on the way.
Zelda: Sure! *bell rings, Malon walks Zelda to math*
PERIOD SIX: MATH (for Zelda)
(nothing interesting happens, really)
AFTER SCHOOL...
Zelda: *walks up to Romani* Hi Romani! Can I get your phone #?
Romani: Sure! *takes Zelda's agenda* Ewww, Layla's name! *puts name far away from Layla's*
Zelda: Thanks! *waits for Malon to reach her locker* hi malon!
Malon: Hey.
Zelda: Don't forget to open Link's gift! Its probably hidden deep in your locker.
Malon: *searches for a gift in horse wrapping, takes it home* I wonder what it is...*opens gift* Wow, its a pretty flower! Whoa, its plastic. Was plastic invented yet? its dusty...
Malon started to stroke it. It shot out water, but thanks to her fast reflexes, she ducks it. It sprays onto Talon whose behind her, and he is so startled he knocks into Epona (who is in Malon's room for some strange reason) Epona kicks Ingo out the window, and he lands on Zelda who was making a surprise visit. Zelda is so scared, she runs right into a football game and accidentally punts the football. It flies into the Hylian hospital and knocks out the hurt bomber. The hospital manager comes to complain and steps on something, a pair of glasses. Dekurina runs in, trying to find a bathroom to cry in, then sees the broken glasses. She starts to scream and cry since her glasses were ruined, and she traced back to Malon, who was the blame for this mess.
Dekurina: FIRST YOU MAKE FUN OF MY SPECIES, THEN YOU INSULT MY NAME, AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY 50 RUPEE GLASSES! WHOSE FAULT IS THIS????
Malon: It was the flower!
Dekurina: whatever.
Malon: Who gave me the flower? ITS ALL LINK'S FAULT!
*half of Hyrule starts to tackle Link, and Link is saved by a fairy to the disappointment of many*
Dekurina: I really should transfer schools.
Malon: Ok, do that.
Impa: *runs in* Who wants Zelda's fried re-dead leftovers? Hey, there you are, Zelda!
Zelda runs off terrified. Everyone else does, since they are seeing a criminal who escaped jail.
Impa: Is it the freaky eye-shadow?
END OF CHAPPY
CC: Yes, I'm sad to say that my life does suck with the 'Layla' problem. And thankfully, I haven't seen 'Rayla' lately. 'Malon' thinks I'm a very unlucky person to have to live with the 'Layla' problem. And to tell you the truth, I think so too. (though smuggling pretzels was fun and yummy)
BY THE WAY, THE WHOLE WATER-SHOOTING LAPIS FLOWER IS ABSOLUTE FICTION! (life would be funny if it weren't...)
13. Free as a (caged) bird
A/N: Don't ask (about the title, I mean) Nothin important here, but this story really seemed focused on this Zelda and Layla problem. But who cares. Surprises in here. By the way, what DID happen to Malon's gift? We'll find out!
Disclaimer: I won't give you candy unless you review...Wrong disclaimer, I mean, I don't own Zelda.
LAST TIME ON TZCGTS, the school blew up, Dekurina didn't die, and Zelda was invited to Malon's house with Rayla. But I won't post what happens. Rayla and Zelda aren't best buds now, but they don't hate each other [A/N: Too bad that me and 'Rayla' aren't really friends. We just see each other in the halls]
SORRY ABOUT NOT POSTING 4 A LONG TIME, I'M LAZY. AND THIS STORY IS POINTLESS AND FLAME-WORTHY, SO YOU HAVE NO REVIEWING EXCUSES!
King of Hyrule: Holy google!
Zelda: *gets out of bed* What now?
King of Hyrule: I made up another number! A google!
Zelda: Why would you make a googleplex before a google?
King of Hyrule: I'm a little foggy on the details myself.
Impa: Who wants fried re-
Zelda: *quickly leaves before Impa can give what is obviously not a pleasant breakfast*
AT SCHOOL...
Zelda: Malon must already in class. That's good. Off to Hylian [AKA English] we go.
PERIOD 1: ENGLISH/HYLIAN
Anju: I don't have a very complex plan, so what? Who wants to practise thinking up catchy titles for paragraphs about you and your life? How about you, Pamela?
Pamela: Poe in my...music box?
Anju: Perfect! But I can't promote you to grade four yet, since you have to take the grade 3 country-wide tests. Well, you're the only third grader in Hyrule/Termina doing the test. Jimmy, I demote you to grade 3.
Jim: Why? I wasn't in grade four in the first place!
Anju: Of course not! I said you're in grade three!
Other bombers: *snickering*
Anju: stop laughing Jerry. What's your title?
Jerry: Uh, "assignment one"? Or how about "I love Candy"?
Anju: No. Joel, you?
Joel: "The Bunny Hood who Hallucinated his Boyfriend"?
Justin: The story of his life.
Anju: Did you say the Bunny Hood is a HE and has a BOYfriend?
Justin: I think that was the point.
Anju: Detention Joel! And Justin too, cuz Joel will be lonely, won't he?
Justin: :(
Joel: ^_^ ;D
*bell rings*
Anju: Everyone, think up better titles. Except for Pamela.
Justin: How about "The Horse who Hallucinated his Crap"?
Joel: The story of MALON'S life.
Malon: I'm gonna getcha, you fag!
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Hey peeps! Hows you be? [CC: Sorry, but I was sleepy and sugar- high] Going of to music, I see! Most people's social lives ranked high, except for Dekurina, Pamela, some bombers, some know-it-alls, and Layla whose from a different class. Now, uh...socialize!
Malon: Zelda, I'm having lunch off campus, but I'll be back early, OK?
Zelda: You better.
Link: Mal, remember the gif--
Malon: Now, time for some bomber bashing! *starts to beat up the wrong bomber so badly that he has to be sent to the hylian hospital*
Saria: I love being dekokiriized.
Zelda: So she really went through with it!
*bell rings, everyone heads to music*
PERIOD 3: MUSIC
Guru Guru: Everyone either practise playing the ocarina, harp, flute, organ grinder thingie or sing, OK?
Zelda: What if I can play the ocarina and the harp?
GG: Simultaneously? Everyone resume practising! (super straightforward)
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Zelda: *tries to avoid Layla, thinks she's succeeding*
Same "some subsitute teacher" for Anju: Lab dude is in a serious life- threatening operation, so I, same "some subsitue teacher" for Anju, shall be replacing Lab Dude. Lets see his notes..."Helpful students: Pamela; Layla;" uh huh..."be careful around notes for Deku species"...yep..."whatever I do, do not say Dekalitre"?--oops.
Dekurina: I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! NO ONE SAY MY NAME IF YOU CAN'T! *stops off, her leaves flaming*
S"sst"fA: Sure...anyway, everyone study until its 5 minutes until leaving time.
After a lot of time wasted staring at blank sheets...
S"sst"fA: Time's up! Pack up, peeps!
Layla: *runs over to Zelda, nearly knocking over her desk* Hi! Where are you off to next?
Zelda: Uh, after lunch, art.
Layla: Cool. What's your locker number?
Zelda: I dunno.
*bell rings, Zelda runs to cafeteria after a lot of struggles with her lock*
Malon: See ya Zel!
Zelda: Bye. *enters cafeteria*
Layla: *suddenly shows up* Hi!
Zelda: ...
Layla: *drags Zelda to the same table* We'll eart here! Can I have your phone number? I'll put mine in your agenda. *both swap agendas. For some demented reason or else she wasn't thinking, Zelda actually puts her real phone number* Cool! What do you have for snacks? Can I have something?
Zelda: I dunno...
Layla: *grabs Zelda's lunch back, Zelda steals it back* You're mean!
Zelda: I know. *holds bag with a firm grip*
Layla: *somehow steals Zelda's lunch pass*
Zelda: Give it back!
Layla: I'll trade it back! *but eventually returns it* You sure you don't know your locker number? I'll follow you, then I'll know. We can give each other notes.
After lots of boring convos, Layla steals Zelda's lunch bag. Zelda wrestles it away, but Layla steals her juicy jellie, Zelda's favorite snack.
Zelda: Give it back!
Layla: No!
Zelda: I won't eat lunch with you anymore! I won't be your friend anymore!
Layla: Fine! *starts sprinting around the cafeteria*
Zelda: *walks off, then sees her pal Romani* Hi Romani! Can I eat lunch with you from now on? I think I've excaped Layla's evil grasp!
Romani: Sure!
Zelda: When do they let us go to our lockers?
Romani: *looks around* Right now. *both run to lockers with ::billions:: of others*
AT LOCKER...
Malon: hi Zelda! Sorry I'm late, lets go to art now!
Zelda: OK! *both go towards the art class room*
PERIOD 5: ART
Rauru: We'll start tinkertoy lettering! {CC: By the way, tinkertoy is the font with the little circles at every angle] Everyone write their name...*looks at notes* wait, you're supposed to do silent reading.
Malon: *smuggling pretzels to Zelda*
Rauru: *after some minutes* OK! Now write your name in big letters spaced sorta far...no, not that far Justin...now make circles at every corner...Rayla, is that a corner to you?...Romani, your circles look like fried eggs...*continues droning on about Tinkertoy*
Malon: I'll walk you to math. The science class is on the way.
Zelda: Sure! *bell rings, Malon walks Zelda to math*
PERIOD SIX: MATH (for Zelda)
(nothing interesting happens, really)
AFTER SCHOOL...
Zelda: *walks up to Romani* Hi Romani! Can I get your phone #?
Romani: Sure! *takes Zelda's agenda* Ewww, Layla's name! *puts name far away from Layla's*
Zelda: Thanks! *waits for Malon to reach her locker* hi malon!
Malon: Hey.
Zelda: Don't forget to open Link's gift! Its probably hidden deep in your locker.
Malon: *searches for a gift in horse wrapping, takes it home* I wonder what it is...*opens gift* Wow, its a pretty flower! Whoa, its plastic. Was plastic invented yet? its dusty...
Malon started to stroke it. It shot out water, but thanks to her fast reflexes, she ducks it. It sprays onto Talon whose behind her, and he is so startled he knocks into Epona (who is in Malon's room for some strange reason) Epona kicks Ingo out the window, and he lands on Zelda who was making a surprise visit. Zelda is so scared, she runs right into a football game and accidentally punts the football. It flies into the Hylian hospital and knocks out the hurt bomber. The hospital manager comes to complain and steps on something, a pair of glasses. Dekurina runs in, trying to find a bathroom to cry in, then sees the broken glasses. She starts to scream and cry since her glasses were ruined, and she traced back to Malon, who was the blame for this mess.
Dekurina: FIRST YOU MAKE FUN OF MY SPECIES, THEN YOU INSULT MY NAME, AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED MY 50 RUPEE GLASSES! WHOSE FAULT IS THIS????
Malon: It was the flower!
Dekurina: whatever.
Malon: Who gave me the flower? ITS ALL LINK'S FAULT!
*half of Hyrule starts to tackle Link, and Link is saved by a fairy to the disappointment of many*
Dekurina: I really should transfer schools.
Malon: Ok, do that.
Impa: *runs in* Who wants Zelda's fried re-dead leftovers? Hey, there you are, Zelda!
Zelda runs off terrified. Everyone else does, since they are seeing a criminal who escaped jail.
Impa: Is it the freaky eye-shadow?
END OF CHAPPY
CC: Yes, I'm sad to say that my life does suck with the 'Layla' problem. And thankfully, I haven't seen 'Rayla' lately. 'Malon' thinks I'm a very unlucky person to have to live with the 'Layla' problem. And to tell you the truth, I think so too. (though smuggling pretzels was fun and yummy)
BY THE WAY, THE WHOLE WATER-SHOOTING LAPIS FLOWER IS ABSOLUTE FICTION! (life would be funny if it weren't...)