The Zelda Characters Go to School by Crazy Chick
14. Back to Normal
A/N: A normal day. Most people who used to love this story probably hate it now. :'''''''( Oh well. I'm trying to see how many flames I can get. Well, not really, but I'll probably break a FFN record. :O BY THE WAY, THAT SHOULD NOT BE FLAMING MOTIVATION. This message is sent to all immature weirdos.
LAST CHAPPY, LAYLA WAS ANNOYING, LINK'S GIFT TO MALON WAS A BACK-FIRED PRANK AND PEOPLE SMUGGLE PRETZELS! THAT WAS INTERESTING...
King of Hyrule: Holy tenth!
Zelda: A tenth was already made up.
King of Hyrule: How about "Holy repeating tenth"?
Zelda: o.O
King of Hyrule: You wouldn't understand, this is too complicated for you.
Zelda: Actually, Kafei taught us about repeating decimals and terminal decimals over a month ago. [CC: Wow, it's been a while...even for the Zelda characters. Actually, I learned that a few yrs ago. Don't ask]
King of Hyrule: Yesterday we made a new school located near the stairs of Kakariko Village, and for once I am serious about it not burning down. We will meet at your school first.
Impa: Who wants some cer--
Zelda: Gotta run! *quickly leaves*
Impa: What? I was just going to say cereal, toast and Lon Lon milk! I was fined for murder, but no one wanted to keep me in jail.
King of Hyrule: *slowly backs away*
Impa: ITS JUST FREAKY EYESHADOW! There is seriously something wrong with the society nowadays. Back in my day, I'd be on the cover of a fashion magazine.
King of Hyrule: Things were different a millenium ago...
Impa: So? Now you're getting so old you had to steal lines from your daughter! Wanna say that to my face?
King of Hyrule: No. But speaking of lines, you might as well be asking Rauru how to put on eyeliner properly.
Impa: Was that supposed to be a dis?
King of Hyrule: I guess so. *Impa and King of Hyrule get into a fist fight*
AT THE SCHOOL...
King Zora: *over intercom* Everyone please meet in the auditorium for our 2 weekly assembly. [CC: Meaning one assembly every two weeks. I HATE assemblies! In my new school we don't have them though. :) Oh well.]
Zelda: *sees Malon in halls* Hey Malon! Wait, how can we be in halls if the school was blown up? And how can there be an auditorium if it burned down too?
King Zora: *over intercom* Sorry about that, the halls and auditorium were the only things saved.
So, obviously everyone goes down to the auditorium.
King Zora: The intercom is partially ruined so I'm announcing this as an assembly. We made another new school yesterday and it is ready. We will go there right now, and it is near the stairs leading to Kakariko Village. *everyone runs to the school. duh*
IN THE NEW SCHOOL...
King Zora: *over intercom* Locker numbers are still the same. Classes are still the same. Period 1 starts now.
Ruto: Guess what? I switched lockers with Joshua Bomber and now I'm by the rest of you guys!
Malon: We'll change ours too, then. You're a rip-off and said there would be an Indigo-Go concert. So far there is no concert!
Josh: I talked to Mr. Zora today and he said we can't change lockers unless both people agree to it. So you have to go back to #21.
Zelda: Impa was hired again and her home ec. room is right by that locker. Foods is illegal but for some reason home ec. slipped right by the law.
Ruto: *starts to cry*
PERIOD 1: HYLIAN
Anju: Everyone will read for 20 minutes. Start! *starts walking around to see if people's books are appropriate. Walks up to Skull Kid* That book is inappropriate.
Skull Kid: *is reading a book called 'Cocaine and Crack'* No It'S nOt! My HeAlTh TeAcHeR iS mAkiNg Us ReAd ThIs BoOk.
Anju: We're not doing health yet.
Skull Kid: BuT It'S sAyInG wHy It'S bAd To Go On DrUgS!
Anju: *snatches book, reads out of current page* "How to Shoot Up". Very appropriate. You'd better change this book. *walks up to Zelda* You can't read that.
Zelda: *is reading 'The Princess Diaries'* Why? It relates so well to my life!
Anju: Still, it says Parental Advisory on the front.
Zelda: It does? Besides, daddy suggested it to me!
Anju: I guess I can live with that...
After 20 minutes...
Anju: Time up! I have no plan, so do some homework or read.
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Tomorrow we can watch a movie. Suggestions?
Zelda: 'The Princess Diaries'!
Malon: 'The Saddle Club'!
Nabooru: That's a weird show and a book, not a movie.
Malon: So?
Fado: 'How to Make Friends like 1-2-3'?
Nabooru: Uh.
Dekurina: 'Don't Pick on Me'!
Nabooru: Have I ever?
Dekurina: You are being too obnoxious! I'm talking about the movie!
Ruto: How about 'Swimfan'?
Justin: How about 'Jackass: The Movie'?
Malon: Speak for yourself.
Justin: Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
Nabooru: All the ideas have been...great, but theres such a hard selection, so never mind. Class is nearly over, so socialize for a bit.
Malon: We're having a party in our science class! We'll be watching '10 Things I Hate About You' in honor of our science teacher and secretly Dekurina!
Zelda: Same with our class. That's pretty funny, though. *bell rings*
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terry: we decided to torture you guys, so we will start the dance unit!
Boys and some girls: noooooooooooo!
Terence: But today you will do sit-ups all day!
Sodo: *heads to the equipment storage room*
Terry: Why are you going in there?
Sodo: To get a basketball. Didn't you say we had to do sit-ups?
Terence: That's lay-ups you idiot!
Sodo: I thought lay-ups were those things were you lie on the ground with your knees bended, and you have to sit up and lie down so your abs--
Terry: You have a serious problem.
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Everyone starts to watch '10 Things I hate about You' and eat snacks.
Josh: *brings out chips and soda*
Zelda, Link, Joel, and Romani all sit nearby. They also pig out on chips.
Layla: *looks at everyone eating chips. She sits in front of Josh* Can I, you know, have some of your, uh, chips?
Josh: *shakes head*
Layla: *is not offended, since she's probably used to it*
After a boring class of doing nothing except watching TV and pigging out...
LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Malon: Its getting too cold to keep going to the Latte. How about we just stay here in the cafeteria?
Zelda: Sure.
Everyone sits around a big table: Malon, Zelda, Romani, Saria, Link, Rayla and Josh.
Romani: Oh my gosh, here comes Layla. *points to Layla walking into the cafeteria*
Malon: She's walking towards us!
Zelda: She has other friends though, doesn't she?
Just after Zelda said that, Layla DID approach them.
Layla: Can I eat lunch with you guys?
Zelda: Uh, where are your other friends?
Layla: Dekurina's been in the bathroom since 4th period, Fado is with her, Suze eats at home-I mean the orphanage, Pamela's at the chess club and I have no clue where Ruto is.
Zelda: Whatever, who cares.
Layla: *sits behind Zelda*
Malon: Remember that time when that Justin kid was saying how he knew your classes and where you sat and everything?
Zelda: Yeah that was sooo freaky! Wait a second, that was you, not me!
Rayla: Uh, anyone want some popcorn?
Zelda: Oooh, I want some! *grabs a lot of popcorn*
Link: My present was pretty funny, wasn't it?
Malon: Whateva!
Link: I can just imagine you getting splashed in the face!
Malon: Actually, I opened the package and stroked the flower. It shot out water, but thanks to my fast reflexes, I ducked under it. It sprayed onto daddy whose behind me, and he was so startled he knocked into Epona (who is in my room for some strange reason) Epona kicked Ingo out the window, and he landed on Zelda who was making a surprise visit. Zelda was so scared, she ran right into a football game and accidentally punted the football. It flew into the Hylian hospital and knocked out the bomber I beat up before. The hospital manager came to complain and stepped on something, a pair of glasses. Dekurina ran in, trying to find a bathroom to cry in, then saw the broken glasses. She started to scream and cry since her glasses were ruined, and she traced back to me, who was the blame for this mess. But I told her you gave me the present and everyone tried to kill you. That's why everyone beat you up that day.
Link: Ohhhhhh, now I get it...
Romani: Hey Zelda, can you heat up my lunch for me?
Zelda: Sure, I was just going to heat up my own. *goes to, uh, whatever source of heat they had then*
Zelda eventually came back. Layla had left.
Zelda: Hey, why did Layla leave?
Romani: I have no clue.
Malon: She left without saying anything.
Rayla: Are you really her friend?
Zelda: No, she just started talking to me and automatically thought she was my friend.
Romani: Yeah, and she's been following Zelda around like some kinda stalker.
Rayla: She is SUCH a loser.
Romani: I feel sorry for you.
Zelda: *nods while eating a lunch that Impa did not make (thankfully)*
PERIOD 5: LANGUAGES
Grogg: Today we will be learning a song that will master some words. *makes up a different language version of 'Head and Shoulders'
Romani: This is sooooo gay.
Grogg: Fido, were your parents dogs?
Fado: *sarcastically* Uh, yeah they were.
Grogg: No wonder they named you Fido. Chien would also have worked.
Fado: I'm a girl and my name is Fado for goddesses' sake!
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Uh, just do your lil booklets up to page 10. Most of the stuff is just mental math, you know, such as, uh, about 4 352x10 358 930 in a few seconds. We will be having mad minute thingies you probably haven't touched since elementary...
Romani: Uh, we ARE in elementary.
Kafei: What? I thought this was a kindergarten class? Wait, that's my, er, night shift for insomniac kindergartens...I thought you were in fifth grade!
Zelda: Uh, we ARE in fifth grade.
Kafei: I mean 20th!
Tido: *totally confused* Uh, we ARE in twentieth grade. That doesn't sound right...
Tido recieves weird looks from everyone including passerbys in the halls.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Zelda: I wish my life would get better. Stress is making me go insane!
Malon: I think you'll be happy to know that the Christmas holidays are super near.
Zelda: Yay! Time for getting sugar high on caffine, syrup drenched pancakes, chocolate bars, chocolate covered green eggs and ham and of course PINE-SOL! More cleaning power than Lysol! :)
Malon: *gives Zelda a weird look, then quickly runs away*
Zelda: Yep, Pine-Sol sure is good mouthwash too...
WARNING TO PEEPS OUT THERE: don't TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]End of chappy[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]
That was prolly super duper sucky, but flame all ya want. See if I care (actually, I do...)
14. Back to Normal
A/N: A normal day. Most people who used to love this story probably hate it now. :'''''''( Oh well. I'm trying to see how many flames I can get. Well, not really, but I'll probably break a FFN record. :O BY THE WAY, THAT SHOULD NOT BE FLAMING MOTIVATION. This message is sent to all immature weirdos.
LAST CHAPPY, LAYLA WAS ANNOYING, LINK'S GIFT TO MALON WAS A BACK-FIRED PRANK AND PEOPLE SMUGGLE PRETZELS! THAT WAS INTERESTING...
King of Hyrule: Holy tenth!
Zelda: A tenth was already made up.
King of Hyrule: How about "Holy repeating tenth"?
Zelda: o.O
King of Hyrule: You wouldn't understand, this is too complicated for you.
Zelda: Actually, Kafei taught us about repeating decimals and terminal decimals over a month ago. [CC: Wow, it's been a while...even for the Zelda characters. Actually, I learned that a few yrs ago. Don't ask]
King of Hyrule: Yesterday we made a new school located near the stairs of Kakariko Village, and for once I am serious about it not burning down. We will meet at your school first.
Impa: Who wants some cer--
Zelda: Gotta run! *quickly leaves*
Impa: What? I was just going to say cereal, toast and Lon Lon milk! I was fined for murder, but no one wanted to keep me in jail.
King of Hyrule: *slowly backs away*
Impa: ITS JUST FREAKY EYESHADOW! There is seriously something wrong with the society nowadays. Back in my day, I'd be on the cover of a fashion magazine.
King of Hyrule: Things were different a millenium ago...
Impa: So? Now you're getting so old you had to steal lines from your daughter! Wanna say that to my face?
King of Hyrule: No. But speaking of lines, you might as well be asking Rauru how to put on eyeliner properly.
Impa: Was that supposed to be a dis?
King of Hyrule: I guess so. *Impa and King of Hyrule get into a fist fight*
AT THE SCHOOL...
King Zora: *over intercom* Everyone please meet in the auditorium for our 2 weekly assembly. [CC: Meaning one assembly every two weeks. I HATE assemblies! In my new school we don't have them though. :) Oh well.]
Zelda: *sees Malon in halls* Hey Malon! Wait, how can we be in halls if the school was blown up? And how can there be an auditorium if it burned down too?
King Zora: *over intercom* Sorry about that, the halls and auditorium were the only things saved.
So, obviously everyone goes down to the auditorium.
King Zora: The intercom is partially ruined so I'm announcing this as an assembly. We made another new school yesterday and it is ready. We will go there right now, and it is near the stairs leading to Kakariko Village. *everyone runs to the school. duh*
IN THE NEW SCHOOL...
King Zora: *over intercom* Locker numbers are still the same. Classes are still the same. Period 1 starts now.
Ruto: Guess what? I switched lockers with Joshua Bomber and now I'm by the rest of you guys!
Malon: We'll change ours too, then. You're a rip-off and said there would be an Indigo-Go concert. So far there is no concert!
Josh: I talked to Mr. Zora today and he said we can't change lockers unless both people agree to it. So you have to go back to #21.
Zelda: Impa was hired again and her home ec. room is right by that locker. Foods is illegal but for some reason home ec. slipped right by the law.
Ruto: *starts to cry*
PERIOD 1: HYLIAN
Anju: Everyone will read for 20 minutes. Start! *starts walking around to see if people's books are appropriate. Walks up to Skull Kid* That book is inappropriate.
Skull Kid: *is reading a book called 'Cocaine and Crack'* No It'S nOt! My HeAlTh TeAcHeR iS mAkiNg Us ReAd ThIs BoOk.
Anju: We're not doing health yet.
Skull Kid: BuT It'S sAyInG wHy It'S bAd To Go On DrUgS!
Anju: *snatches book, reads out of current page* "How to Shoot Up". Very appropriate. You'd better change this book. *walks up to Zelda* You can't read that.
Zelda: *is reading 'The Princess Diaries'* Why? It relates so well to my life!
Anju: Still, it says Parental Advisory on the front.
Zelda: It does? Besides, daddy suggested it to me!
Anju: I guess I can live with that...
After 20 minutes...
Anju: Time up! I have no plan, so do some homework or read.
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Tomorrow we can watch a movie. Suggestions?
Zelda: 'The Princess Diaries'!
Malon: 'The Saddle Club'!
Nabooru: That's a weird show and a book, not a movie.
Malon: So?
Fado: 'How to Make Friends like 1-2-3'?
Nabooru: Uh.
Dekurina: 'Don't Pick on Me'!
Nabooru: Have I ever?
Dekurina: You are being too obnoxious! I'm talking about the movie!
Ruto: How about 'Swimfan'?
Justin: How about 'Jackass: The Movie'?
Malon: Speak for yourself.
Justin: Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
Nabooru: All the ideas have been...great, but theres such a hard selection, so never mind. Class is nearly over, so socialize for a bit.
Malon: We're having a party in our science class! We'll be watching '10 Things I Hate About You' in honor of our science teacher and secretly Dekurina!
Zelda: Same with our class. That's pretty funny, though. *bell rings*
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terry: we decided to torture you guys, so we will start the dance unit!
Boys and some girls: noooooooooooo!
Terence: But today you will do sit-ups all day!
Sodo: *heads to the equipment storage room*
Terry: Why are you going in there?
Sodo: To get a basketball. Didn't you say we had to do sit-ups?
Terence: That's lay-ups you idiot!
Sodo: I thought lay-ups were those things were you lie on the ground with your knees bended, and you have to sit up and lie down so your abs--
Terry: You have a serious problem.
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Everyone starts to watch '10 Things I hate about You' and eat snacks.
Josh: *brings out chips and soda*
Zelda, Link, Joel, and Romani all sit nearby. They also pig out on chips.
Layla: *looks at everyone eating chips. She sits in front of Josh* Can I, you know, have some of your, uh, chips?
Josh: *shakes head*
Layla: *is not offended, since she's probably used to it*
After a boring class of doing nothing except watching TV and pigging out...
LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Malon: Its getting too cold to keep going to the Latte. How about we just stay here in the cafeteria?
Zelda: Sure.
Everyone sits around a big table: Malon, Zelda, Romani, Saria, Link, Rayla and Josh.
Romani: Oh my gosh, here comes Layla. *points to Layla walking into the cafeteria*
Malon: She's walking towards us!
Zelda: She has other friends though, doesn't she?
Just after Zelda said that, Layla DID approach them.
Layla: Can I eat lunch with you guys?
Zelda: Uh, where are your other friends?
Layla: Dekurina's been in the bathroom since 4th period, Fado is with her, Suze eats at home-I mean the orphanage, Pamela's at the chess club and I have no clue where Ruto is.
Zelda: Whatever, who cares.
Layla: *sits behind Zelda*
Malon: Remember that time when that Justin kid was saying how he knew your classes and where you sat and everything?
Zelda: Yeah that was sooo freaky! Wait a second, that was you, not me!
Rayla: Uh, anyone want some popcorn?
Zelda: Oooh, I want some! *grabs a lot of popcorn*
Link: My present was pretty funny, wasn't it?
Malon: Whateva!
Link: I can just imagine you getting splashed in the face!
Malon: Actually, I opened the package and stroked the flower. It shot out water, but thanks to my fast reflexes, I ducked under it. It sprayed onto daddy whose behind me, and he was so startled he knocked into Epona (who is in my room for some strange reason) Epona kicked Ingo out the window, and he landed on Zelda who was making a surprise visit. Zelda was so scared, she ran right into a football game and accidentally punted the football. It flew into the Hylian hospital and knocked out the bomber I beat up before. The hospital manager came to complain and stepped on something, a pair of glasses. Dekurina ran in, trying to find a bathroom to cry in, then saw the broken glasses. She started to scream and cry since her glasses were ruined, and she traced back to me, who was the blame for this mess. But I told her you gave me the present and everyone tried to kill you. That's why everyone beat you up that day.
Link: Ohhhhhh, now I get it...
Romani: Hey Zelda, can you heat up my lunch for me?
Zelda: Sure, I was just going to heat up my own. *goes to, uh, whatever source of heat they had then*
Zelda eventually came back. Layla had left.
Zelda: Hey, why did Layla leave?
Romani: I have no clue.
Malon: She left without saying anything.
Rayla: Are you really her friend?
Zelda: No, she just started talking to me and automatically thought she was my friend.
Romani: Yeah, and she's been following Zelda around like some kinda stalker.
Rayla: She is SUCH a loser.
Romani: I feel sorry for you.
Zelda: *nods while eating a lunch that Impa did not make (thankfully)*
PERIOD 5: LANGUAGES
Grogg: Today we will be learning a song that will master some words. *makes up a different language version of 'Head and Shoulders'
Romani: This is sooooo gay.
Grogg: Fido, were your parents dogs?
Fado: *sarcastically* Uh, yeah they were.
Grogg: No wonder they named you Fido. Chien would also have worked.
Fado: I'm a girl and my name is Fado for goddesses' sake!
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Uh, just do your lil booklets up to page 10. Most of the stuff is just mental math, you know, such as, uh, about 4 352x10 358 930 in a few seconds. We will be having mad minute thingies you probably haven't touched since elementary...
Romani: Uh, we ARE in elementary.
Kafei: What? I thought this was a kindergarten class? Wait, that's my, er, night shift for insomniac kindergartens...I thought you were in fifth grade!
Zelda: Uh, we ARE in fifth grade.
Kafei: I mean 20th!
Tido: *totally confused* Uh, we ARE in twentieth grade. That doesn't sound right...
Tido recieves weird looks from everyone including passerbys in the halls.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Zelda: I wish my life would get better. Stress is making me go insane!
Malon: I think you'll be happy to know that the Christmas holidays are super near.
Zelda: Yay! Time for getting sugar high on caffine, syrup drenched pancakes, chocolate bars, chocolate covered green eggs and ham and of course PINE-SOL! More cleaning power than Lysol! :)
Malon: *gives Zelda a weird look, then quickly runs away*
Zelda: Yep, Pine-Sol sure is good mouthwash too...
WARNING TO PEEPS OUT THERE: don't TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]End of chappy[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]-^-[~*]
That was prolly super duper sucky, but flame all ya want. See if I care (actually, I do...)