2. A New Day
A/N: For me it is currently past Christmas, but that's whatcha get when u don't update!
Disclaimer: My new years resolution is to finally get my line straight. Too bad I can't remember it...
ON THE LAST CHAPPY, ZELDA PLANS TO GET HIGH ON PINE-SOL, IMPA SERVES A NORMAL BREAKFAST AND ARE FADO'S PARENTS DOGS? Find out!
King of Hyrule: Holy dkfajvosaelaskjfdklaskelmfksglkjgvklakt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! ?!?!
Zelda: What?
King of Hyrule: Fine then. Holy guacamole or, uh, holy cow or holy mackerel!
Zelda: That's, uh, copyright or something!
King of Hyrule: Fine then. Holy %@$#ing &#^%! [CC: I had the urge to censor somethin]
Zelda: That's better. I'd better get ready to go to school!
Impa: Who wants... ah screw it, nobody likes my cooking anyway. *remembers the owner of Locker #21* AND WE'LL BE HAVING FISH FOR DINNER!
King of Hyrule: Ooh goody, as long as its not a Zora, I'm fine with that.
Impa: Damn. NEVER MIND!
AT THE SCHOOL...
PERIOD 1: HYLIAN
Anju: We'll just go to the library and get some books. And Skull Kid, could you please switch that disturbing 'Cocaine and Crack' book?
Skull Kid: I'm NoT eVeN dOnE rEaDiNg YeT!
Anju: Too bad. Now lets go to the library! *leads class to library. Duh*
Zelda: *takes out The Princess Diaries: Princess in the Spotlight*
Malon: *takes out the first Saddle Club book in the series*
Link: *takes out How to Kill your Biggest Enemys*
Skull Kid: *drops off Cocaine and Crack, then takes out Cigs and Booze*
Sodo: What's Booze again, Mrs. Dotour? That thing you poured on the fire? Cuz Skull Kid's taking out a book on it!
Anju: *snatches the book, then hands Skull Kid 'War and Peace'* I hope you're happy with that, young man!
Skull Kid: *opens book, sees that its actually 'Blood and Guts' in a war and peace book cover* HeH hEh
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Since there were so many, uh, *cough* great suggestions for movies, it was impossible to pick. How about we just watch that old but still good movie, Majora's Mask?
After a lot of movie watching n stuff...
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terence: Mwahaha! Time for torture! First we'll get ya paired off-girls stand on one side of the gym, guys on the other. Now Terry will start some music, and everyone will be paired up when they proceed to the middle and meet! Smart? I know! :)
Zelda: I hope I get to dance with someone half decent!
Malon: Me too. This method sucks. Hey Zel, isn't Joshua Bomber's friend hot?
Zelda: Yeah, I didn't notice he's in our gym class! He must have just transferred! He's in gr. 6, right?
Malon: I think so...
Zelda: The thing that sucks is that our class doesn't have that many hot guys in it.
Everyone meets in the middle, Malon is paired off with Link, Zelda with Tim Bomber, the Hylian 'clone' of the bombers
Zelda: This sucks. I mean, you're half my size!
Tim: Can I help the fact that I'm small?
Zelda: Uh, sure...
Malon: *turns around since Zelda and Tim are behind her* I wish I got to dance with Tim!
Tim: *eyes light up* Really?
Malon: hell no!
Tim: *sulks*
Terence and Terry sorta ditched the class, so everyone had to walk around in circles with their "partner" for about an hour.
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Jim: *turns around in chair, facing Zelda, talks in dorky voice* I'm stupid.
Zelda: I noticed.
Jim: *goes around saying 'I'm stupid' in a dorky voice*
Dekurina: How obnoxious of you, Jim! How dare you imitate me! *runs out of classroom*
Jim: I was?
LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *walks into the caf* I'm almost always the first one here! *is relieved to see Romani at their table*
Romani: What's up?
Zelda: My life is a living hell.
After lotsa talking and stuff...
Romani: Oh my goddesses. Layla's entering the cafeteria. Hide or something!
Zelda: *ducks, but doesn't hide herself very well*
Layla: *walks up, unfortunatly* Can I eat lunch with you?
Zelda: *looks around* Er...why don't you eat with, uh, Ruto? *points to the side of the cafeteria*
Layla: *hesitates, then walks over to ask*
Romani: Thank the goddesses she isn't eating with us again! *eventually, everyone joins and then eventually leaves again*
Layla: *sneaks up behind Zelda and starts tickling her, who's trying to shove away* You're really ticklish. *finally stops* I have a shirt like that, but it looks different.
Zelda: *ignores her, walks off with her friends*
PERIOD 5: ART
Rauru: Today, we will be...um...learning bubble letters!
Tido: We already know how to do that!
Rauru: I know it's easy, but you've never met anyone with the Rauru expertise!
Fish in a fishbowl: O.o
Rauru: Shut up, fishface!
Tido: Uh, we didn't say anything. Remember how we were doing that in social studies because we like to lie and be common fools?
Malon: Uh, what?
Tido: Remember? And I came up with that killer dis to Dodo 'You're old and cold'!
Malon: We didn't do that because we like to lie and be common fools, Soda!
Sodo: I'm Soda--I mean Sodo! He's Frodo--I mean Tido! Now shut up!
Tido: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Zelda: You are sooooooo 3 months ago!
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Work up to page 22, since there is more mental math, but only in simple order of operation equations. Such as 345 094 326+301x302-3 209(346 309x23-5 547+2) Easy? I know, cuz it's mental math!
Zelda: *suspicious look* Then what is the answer?
Kafei: uh...*turns red* You're just trying to find the answer!
Layla: That equation isn't on the sheet!
Kafei: The answer is...2?
Pamela: *off the top of her head* Um...the answer is -25,541,798,462? [CC: I tried to get the answer to this question, but I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999... percent right that the answer is wrong. I've gotten a little rusty, since its vacation and all]
Kafei: Erm...yeah, that's correct...
Pamela: I, uh, did it mentally. This booklet should be a snap!
Zelda: Ohhhhhhhhh crap.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Malon: Hey Zelda! Wait up! *runs up to Zelda's locker*
Zelda: What's going on?
Malon: My dad and your dad teamed up and invited a bunch of people for this big snob fest and theres also gonna be a singing recital. Will you come? I don't think I'll survive without a pal.
Zelda: Sure! My dad and Impa don't care, they're actually happier when I'm gone.
Malon: Great! Come over at my house, 6:00, K?
Zelda: Gotcha!
END OF CHAPTER
CC: What didja think? Nothing funny here, but does that really matter anymore? Most of my fans have probably stopped reading this by now!
A/N: For me it is currently past Christmas, but that's whatcha get when u don't update!
Disclaimer: My new years resolution is to finally get my line straight. Too bad I can't remember it...
ON THE LAST CHAPPY, ZELDA PLANS TO GET HIGH ON PINE-SOL, IMPA SERVES A NORMAL BREAKFAST AND ARE FADO'S PARENTS DOGS? Find out!
King of Hyrule: Holy dkfajvosaelaskjfdklaskelmfksglkjgvklakt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! ?!?!
Zelda: What?
King of Hyrule: Fine then. Holy guacamole or, uh, holy cow or holy mackerel!
Zelda: That's, uh, copyright or something!
King of Hyrule: Fine then. Holy %@$#ing &#^%! [CC: I had the urge to censor somethin]
Zelda: That's better. I'd better get ready to go to school!
Impa: Who wants... ah screw it, nobody likes my cooking anyway. *remembers the owner of Locker #21* AND WE'LL BE HAVING FISH FOR DINNER!
King of Hyrule: Ooh goody, as long as its not a Zora, I'm fine with that.
Impa: Damn. NEVER MIND!
AT THE SCHOOL...
PERIOD 1: HYLIAN
Anju: We'll just go to the library and get some books. And Skull Kid, could you please switch that disturbing 'Cocaine and Crack' book?
Skull Kid: I'm NoT eVeN dOnE rEaDiNg YeT!
Anju: Too bad. Now lets go to the library! *leads class to library. Duh*
Zelda: *takes out The Princess Diaries: Princess in the Spotlight*
Malon: *takes out the first Saddle Club book in the series*
Link: *takes out How to Kill your Biggest Enemys*
Skull Kid: *drops off Cocaine and Crack, then takes out Cigs and Booze*
Sodo: What's Booze again, Mrs. Dotour? That thing you poured on the fire? Cuz Skull Kid's taking out a book on it!
Anju: *snatches the book, then hands Skull Kid 'War and Peace'* I hope you're happy with that, young man!
Skull Kid: *opens book, sees that its actually 'Blood and Guts' in a war and peace book cover* HeH hEh
PERIOD 2: SOCIAL STUDIES
Nabooru: Since there were so many, uh, *cough* great suggestions for movies, it was impossible to pick. How about we just watch that old but still good movie, Majora's Mask?
After a lot of movie watching n stuff...
PERIOD 3: GYM
Terence: Mwahaha! Time for torture! First we'll get ya paired off-girls stand on one side of the gym, guys on the other. Now Terry will start some music, and everyone will be paired up when they proceed to the middle and meet! Smart? I know! :)
Zelda: I hope I get to dance with someone half decent!
Malon: Me too. This method sucks. Hey Zel, isn't Joshua Bomber's friend hot?
Zelda: Yeah, I didn't notice he's in our gym class! He must have just transferred! He's in gr. 6, right?
Malon: I think so...
Zelda: The thing that sucks is that our class doesn't have that many hot guys in it.
Everyone meets in the middle, Malon is paired off with Link, Zelda with Tim Bomber, the Hylian 'clone' of the bombers
Zelda: This sucks. I mean, you're half my size!
Tim: Can I help the fact that I'm small?
Zelda: Uh, sure...
Malon: *turns around since Zelda and Tim are behind her* I wish I got to dance with Tim!
Tim: *eyes light up* Really?
Malon: hell no!
Tim: *sulks*
Terence and Terry sorta ditched the class, so everyone had to walk around in circles with their "partner" for about an hour.
PERIOD 4: SCIENCE (for Zelda)
Jim: *turns around in chair, facing Zelda, talks in dorky voice* I'm stupid.
Zelda: I noticed.
Jim: *goes around saying 'I'm stupid' in a dorky voice*
Dekurina: How obnoxious of you, Jim! How dare you imitate me! *runs out of classroom*
Jim: I was?
LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *walks into the caf* I'm almost always the first one here! *is relieved to see Romani at their table*
Romani: What's up?
Zelda: My life is a living hell.
After lotsa talking and stuff...
Romani: Oh my goddesses. Layla's entering the cafeteria. Hide or something!
Zelda: *ducks, but doesn't hide herself very well*
Layla: *walks up, unfortunatly* Can I eat lunch with you?
Zelda: *looks around* Er...why don't you eat with, uh, Ruto? *points to the side of the cafeteria*
Layla: *hesitates, then walks over to ask*
Romani: Thank the goddesses she isn't eating with us again! *eventually, everyone joins and then eventually leaves again*
Layla: *sneaks up behind Zelda and starts tickling her, who's trying to shove away* You're really ticklish. *finally stops* I have a shirt like that, but it looks different.
Zelda: *ignores her, walks off with her friends*
PERIOD 5: ART
Rauru: Today, we will be...um...learning bubble letters!
Tido: We already know how to do that!
Rauru: I know it's easy, but you've never met anyone with the Rauru expertise!
Fish in a fishbowl: O.o
Rauru: Shut up, fishface!
Tido: Uh, we didn't say anything. Remember how we were doing that in social studies because we like to lie and be common fools?
Malon: Uh, what?
Tido: Remember? And I came up with that killer dis to Dodo 'You're old and cold'!
Malon: We didn't do that because we like to lie and be common fools, Soda!
Sodo: I'm Soda--I mean Sodo! He's Frodo--I mean Tido! Now shut up!
Tido: Uh, we didn't say anything.
Zelda: You are sooooooo 3 months ago!
PERIOD 6: MATH (for Zelda)
Kafei: Work up to page 22, since there is more mental math, but only in simple order of operation equations. Such as 345 094 326+301x302-3 209(346 309x23-5 547+2) Easy? I know, cuz it's mental math!
Zelda: *suspicious look* Then what is the answer?
Kafei: uh...*turns red* You're just trying to find the answer!
Layla: That equation isn't on the sheet!
Kafei: The answer is...2?
Pamela: *off the top of her head* Um...the answer is -25,541,798,462? [CC: I tried to get the answer to this question, but I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999... percent right that the answer is wrong. I've gotten a little rusty, since its vacation and all]
Kafei: Erm...yeah, that's correct...
Pamela: I, uh, did it mentally. This booklet should be a snap!
Zelda: Ohhhhhhhhh crap.
AFTER SCHOOL...
Malon: Hey Zelda! Wait up! *runs up to Zelda's locker*
Zelda: What's going on?
Malon: My dad and your dad teamed up and invited a bunch of people for this big snob fest and theres also gonna be a singing recital. Will you come? I don't think I'll survive without a pal.
Zelda: Sure! My dad and Impa don't care, they're actually happier when I'm gone.
Malon: Great! Come over at my house, 6:00, K?
Zelda: Gotcha!
END OF CHAPTER
CC: What didja think? Nothing funny here, but does that really matter anymore? Most of my fans have probably stopped reading this by now!