Author's Notes to self and others: I -STILL- don't own Naruto, I just use
the characters and twist them into my own personal fantasies. All I have is
a Kakashi cosplay outfit that I made! O_o Offical gloves and everything u_u
*cackles* Did I mention I have a wall scroll and keychain now too? Oh! And
an Iruka plushie! *hugs*
Warning: Yaoi! :D Well..nothing too bad, but it's Kakairu ^_^ *giggles happily*
Oh, THAT book!
Anatra DeSylvianno
Kakashi was pissed. No, pissed wasn't the right word. Frenzied? Possessed with a terrible, uncontrollable rage? No.nothing really seemed appropriate to summarize his feelings right now. That brat was dead! Absolutely dead! It had to of been him, there was no other possible explanation! With a scowl, he continued his desperate search.
Iruka, having seen that Naruto got safely on the path towards home, he leapt back out into the night to find Kakashi and reassure the other man that his precious book was safe and sound. The two ninjas met up deep in the forest. "Iruka!" Kakashi gaspsed, "Have you found Naruto!?" he demanded.
The black-haired ninja nodded, "Hai.I found him. He was 'practising jutsus' apparently." Iruka laughed.
Kakashi frowned, "Where is he now?" he asked, voice cold and calculating.
Iruka smiled, "I took him home.why? I didn't think you were all that worried about him!" he teased, "Just about your stupid book!" the man hesitated, "Which I want to say again is improper for you to be reading!" he pointed out, tsktsking and waving a scolding finger in Kakashi's face like he would with one of his young students. "You set a terrible example for the children!"
Kakashi snorted and turned away, preparing to take off towards Naurto's home when he caught sight of a flash of orange in Iruka's back pouch. "What the.?!" he gasped, grabbing for it. Iruka sweatdropped and tried to pull away but he was held tight. "You! You had it all along! I should have known! You've never approved of my literature, but now you're stealing it for yourself!" he growled, advancing on the other man who looked shocked and tried to back away.
"No no no, you've got it all wrong, I took it from Naruto.-he- was the one who had it!" Iruka stammered in explanation.
The white-haired shenobi raised his visible eyebrow. "But you just said he was practicing his jutsus..now you've lied to me Iruka as well as having robbed me!" he growled, a smirk playing unseen on his masked features. Iruka just gasped, looking for all the world like a fish out of water. "I think you need to be.punished." he let out a terrifying little giggle and darted forward to grab the other man in a tight hold.
He struggled to no avail. Iruka was firmly caught, his hands restrained. "Kakashi-San." he began, voice fearful yet scandalized, "I want you to let me go right now! This is highly inappropriate!"
The other man snorted, "It's no more inappropriate than you lying and stealing from a Jounin don't you think?" Iruka could not reply as his mouth was suddenly covered by a leather gloved hand. Muffled protests ensued as he was flipped over Kakashi's knee. Kakashi grinned at his victim. "Now now.no struggling or I'll be forced to tie you up.although, if you've started to enjoy reading my books, I'm sure you've developed enough 'perversion' to enjoy being put into bondage." He purred, running his hand over the Chuunin's behind. Iruka let out an indignant yelp, but was completely ignored. Kakashi beamed, "You know.I've wanted to do this for quite some time.." Iruka just fumed and let out a muffled exclamation of "Hentai!"
Kakashi smiled, "Yes..I'm your Hentai, and you know it." He purred, nuzzling the back of Iruka's head. The hand caressing the aforementioned rear snaked upwards to the waistband of Iruka's pants. It tugged insistently, then slid around front to undo the fastenings. Quickly, the black-haired ninja could feel the cool evening breezes whistling past his thighs, and further as the pants came down completely, the bandages around his lower legs being unraveled quickly. Iruka struggled faintly, absolutely mortified at what was happening in such a public place. He continued to protest as loudly as he could until he received the nasty surprise of being gagged with one of the strips of white cloth.
Kakashi kept a firm grip on the chuunin as he began unzipping the other man's vest and pulling it off, followed by his shirt. Blue material pooled on the mossy ground beside the two ninjas and complemented the other discarded clothing. "Much better.you shouldn't hide yourself under all that Iruka-Sensei." he chuckled at the plain cotton boxers which was the only thing still giving the smaller ninja a shred of decency. "Especially hiding under these! I'm sure little Dolphin wants to come out to see Papa Kakashi."
Iruka's squeal of embarrassment was hardly muffled by the gag since it was so high-pitched. Kakashi winced as the noise grated against his ears. Good thing none of the nin-dogs were out, they'd be howling in pain from that noise. Soon stripped of his undergarmets, Iruka's arms were held above him by a strong hand while Kakashi soon rid himself of his own uniform, right down to the facemask and black leather.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Apparently, canines weren't the only ones with sensitive hearing, and, considering that Naruto had not head home straight away, and had instead stopped to relieve himself of the tightness in his pants, he was still in the forest to hear the high-pitched scream emitted by his favorite Sensei. Rushing to what he thought was a brave and valiant rescue, he instead appeared just in time to see Kakashi reveal the latest in fetish leather-wear. 'I didn't know Kakashi-Sensei wore a thong.' The still coherent part of Naruto's brain thought, while the other side was in the process of giving the poor young boy a nose bleed.
"Naarroterrf!" Iruka gasped behind the gag while Kakashi just looked bored as usual, "Huh?" he blinked at Naruto, and followed the boy's stare down to his leather-encased manhood. "Oy.Naruto..eyes up here!" he ordered, pointing to his still covered face.
The young boy coughed and looked up at his Sensei slowly before blushing furiously. "Sorry.." he muttered, voice cracking slightly. "Really sorry..err. I think. I think I should go home now and burn this mental image out of my head." He stated before turning around and walking away stunned.
Kakashi laughed a bit nervously and rubbed the back of his head. "Well.at least he knows now why I'm always late for our meetings." he muttered. Naruto, still in hearing range let out a blood curdling scream and tore off down the path. Iruka's eyes widened and the elder ninja loosened the gag. "You know.this really ruined the moment." Kakashi complained and Iruka just glowered at him.
"Ruined the moment!? I think it's ruined our careers! What happens if he tells the Hokage about this!? And you never told me you were making your team wait in the mornings during our times together! Just because I don't have classes doesn't mean you can shirk your duties Kakashi!" Iruka lectured, standing up and grabbing his clothing, getting dressed as quickly as possible. "That does it! No sex for a week! You're being cut off!" The irate ninja reached around and plucked Icha Icha Paradise out of the other man's pouch. "And none of this for you either until you've learned your lesson! We do NOT traumatize the students!!!"
Kakashi blinked then whimpered slightly, trying to get Iruka to relent, however, the puppy dog look usually worked better with two eyes instead of one. The Academy-Sensei was obviously not going to give in and as soon as he was dressed, leapt off into the now-dark forest to find and console his former student.
"Curses." Kakashi pouted slightly and got dressed in a huff. Oh..he knew Naruto'd been the one to take the book, and boy was that child going to pay tomorrow. As long as he was suffering, the brat was going to as well! Perhaps extra training sessions.or having to run laps before dinner....On his hands! Yes.. The pervert chuckled evilly and began plotting his student's torture for the week.
Warning: Yaoi! :D Well..nothing too bad, but it's Kakairu ^_^ *giggles happily*
Oh, THAT book!
Anatra DeSylvianno
Kakashi was pissed. No, pissed wasn't the right word. Frenzied? Possessed with a terrible, uncontrollable rage? No.nothing really seemed appropriate to summarize his feelings right now. That brat was dead! Absolutely dead! It had to of been him, there was no other possible explanation! With a scowl, he continued his desperate search.
Iruka, having seen that Naruto got safely on the path towards home, he leapt back out into the night to find Kakashi and reassure the other man that his precious book was safe and sound. The two ninjas met up deep in the forest. "Iruka!" Kakashi gaspsed, "Have you found Naruto!?" he demanded.
The black-haired ninja nodded, "Hai.I found him. He was 'practising jutsus' apparently." Iruka laughed.
Kakashi frowned, "Where is he now?" he asked, voice cold and calculating.
Iruka smiled, "I took him home.why? I didn't think you were all that worried about him!" he teased, "Just about your stupid book!" the man hesitated, "Which I want to say again is improper for you to be reading!" he pointed out, tsktsking and waving a scolding finger in Kakashi's face like he would with one of his young students. "You set a terrible example for the children!"
Kakashi snorted and turned away, preparing to take off towards Naurto's home when he caught sight of a flash of orange in Iruka's back pouch. "What the.?!" he gasped, grabbing for it. Iruka sweatdropped and tried to pull away but he was held tight. "You! You had it all along! I should have known! You've never approved of my literature, but now you're stealing it for yourself!" he growled, advancing on the other man who looked shocked and tried to back away.
"No no no, you've got it all wrong, I took it from Naruto.-he- was the one who had it!" Iruka stammered in explanation.
The white-haired shenobi raised his visible eyebrow. "But you just said he was practicing his jutsus..now you've lied to me Iruka as well as having robbed me!" he growled, a smirk playing unseen on his masked features. Iruka just gasped, looking for all the world like a fish out of water. "I think you need to be.punished." he let out a terrifying little giggle and darted forward to grab the other man in a tight hold.
He struggled to no avail. Iruka was firmly caught, his hands restrained. "Kakashi-San." he began, voice fearful yet scandalized, "I want you to let me go right now! This is highly inappropriate!"
The other man snorted, "It's no more inappropriate than you lying and stealing from a Jounin don't you think?" Iruka could not reply as his mouth was suddenly covered by a leather gloved hand. Muffled protests ensued as he was flipped over Kakashi's knee. Kakashi grinned at his victim. "Now now.no struggling or I'll be forced to tie you up.although, if you've started to enjoy reading my books, I'm sure you've developed enough 'perversion' to enjoy being put into bondage." He purred, running his hand over the Chuunin's behind. Iruka let out an indignant yelp, but was completely ignored. Kakashi beamed, "You know.I've wanted to do this for quite some time.." Iruka just fumed and let out a muffled exclamation of "Hentai!"
Kakashi smiled, "Yes..I'm your Hentai, and you know it." He purred, nuzzling the back of Iruka's head. The hand caressing the aforementioned rear snaked upwards to the waistband of Iruka's pants. It tugged insistently, then slid around front to undo the fastenings. Quickly, the black-haired ninja could feel the cool evening breezes whistling past his thighs, and further as the pants came down completely, the bandages around his lower legs being unraveled quickly. Iruka struggled faintly, absolutely mortified at what was happening in such a public place. He continued to protest as loudly as he could until he received the nasty surprise of being gagged with one of the strips of white cloth.
Kakashi kept a firm grip on the chuunin as he began unzipping the other man's vest and pulling it off, followed by his shirt. Blue material pooled on the mossy ground beside the two ninjas and complemented the other discarded clothing. "Much better.you shouldn't hide yourself under all that Iruka-Sensei." he chuckled at the plain cotton boxers which was the only thing still giving the smaller ninja a shred of decency. "Especially hiding under these! I'm sure little Dolphin wants to come out to see Papa Kakashi."
Iruka's squeal of embarrassment was hardly muffled by the gag since it was so high-pitched. Kakashi winced as the noise grated against his ears. Good thing none of the nin-dogs were out, they'd be howling in pain from that noise. Soon stripped of his undergarmets, Iruka's arms were held above him by a strong hand while Kakashi soon rid himself of his own uniform, right down to the facemask and black leather.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" Apparently, canines weren't the only ones with sensitive hearing, and, considering that Naruto had not head home straight away, and had instead stopped to relieve himself of the tightness in his pants, he was still in the forest to hear the high-pitched scream emitted by his favorite Sensei. Rushing to what he thought was a brave and valiant rescue, he instead appeared just in time to see Kakashi reveal the latest in fetish leather-wear. 'I didn't know Kakashi-Sensei wore a thong.' The still coherent part of Naruto's brain thought, while the other side was in the process of giving the poor young boy a nose bleed.
"Naarroterrf!" Iruka gasped behind the gag while Kakashi just looked bored as usual, "Huh?" he blinked at Naruto, and followed the boy's stare down to his leather-encased manhood. "Oy.Naruto..eyes up here!" he ordered, pointing to his still covered face.
The young boy coughed and looked up at his Sensei slowly before blushing furiously. "Sorry.." he muttered, voice cracking slightly. "Really sorry..err. I think. I think I should go home now and burn this mental image out of my head." He stated before turning around and walking away stunned.
Kakashi laughed a bit nervously and rubbed the back of his head. "Well.at least he knows now why I'm always late for our meetings." he muttered. Naruto, still in hearing range let out a blood curdling scream and tore off down the path. Iruka's eyes widened and the elder ninja loosened the gag. "You know.this really ruined the moment." Kakashi complained and Iruka just glowered at him.
"Ruined the moment!? I think it's ruined our careers! What happens if he tells the Hokage about this!? And you never told me you were making your team wait in the mornings during our times together! Just because I don't have classes doesn't mean you can shirk your duties Kakashi!" Iruka lectured, standing up and grabbing his clothing, getting dressed as quickly as possible. "That does it! No sex for a week! You're being cut off!" The irate ninja reached around and plucked Icha Icha Paradise out of the other man's pouch. "And none of this for you either until you've learned your lesson! We do NOT traumatize the students!!!"
Kakashi blinked then whimpered slightly, trying to get Iruka to relent, however, the puppy dog look usually worked better with two eyes instead of one. The Academy-Sensei was obviously not going to give in and as soon as he was dressed, leapt off into the now-dark forest to find and console his former student.
"Curses." Kakashi pouted slightly and got dressed in a huff. Oh..he knew Naruto'd been the one to take the book, and boy was that child going to pay tomorrow. As long as he was suffering, the brat was going to as well! Perhaps extra training sessions.or having to run laps before dinner....On his hands! Yes.. The pervert chuckled evilly and began plotting his student's torture for the week.