A/N: Haha. We are attempting to write a Kenshin fic for fun. We watched Kenshin, and it was awesome! It was really funny with all the stuff add in... that doesn't make sense. But anyway, we're weird and we're gonna make Saitou and Sano a couple. ^^
Disclaimer: We don't own Kenshin... or do we??? DUN DUN DUUUUHHHN!
Warning: shounen ai/yaoi, randomness, and weird stuff
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Cheating
by: Koyuki and Methuselah
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Saitou: *falls to the ground*
Sano: SAITOU!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Saitou*
Kenshin: Let's go get ice cream. ^_^
Sano: No!!!!!! You're dead! I wouldn't have believed it... but I saw it for myself!
Saitou: X_x Shut up you idiot! I'm not dead. I fell three feet.
Kenshin: I love Barney! The Purple Dinosaur!
Sano: What? O_o?
Kenshin: I love you! You love me! Everybody... *continues singing*
Saitou: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! The pain!! *dies*
Sano: No!!!!! Saitou! You're really dead!
Saitou: No, I'm not, Rooster Head.
Sano: Okay then. ^_^ Yay! *hugs Saitou*
Saitou: *hugs back* I love you, Rooster Head.
Sano: Me too~!
Kenshin: Me three! I love Sano!
Saitou: No! I love Sano more.
Kenshin: No! Me!
Saitou: *ready to kill Kenshin*
Kenshin: Gr.
Sano: I love both of you!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! *confused*
Kenshin: I know! ^_^ Let's go get nachos!
Saitou: Ha ha ha!!!! You don't know Sano!!! He's lactose intolerant!!!!
Battosai: Nyarg!
Saitou: Nyarg? That's Battosai's opening phrase???
Sano: O.o? I know!!! You can SHARE me!!!
Saitou & Kenshin: Shuttup. *kill sano*
Sano: X_X I'm dead!!!
Saitou: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Sano!!! You're dead!!! I wouldn't have believed it... But I DID it myself!! *hugs sano*
Kenshin: *forgets what he's been doing and makes some taco*
Sano: *opens eyes*
Saitou: SANO!!!!!!!!!! *squish*
Sano: Saitou...
Saitou: Yes my love!
Sano: Remember...
Saitou: Yes?
Sano: Remember...
Saitou: Ja?
Sano: Remember...To...
Saitou: YES?
Sano: Remember...To... Get my laundry... *dies*
Saitou: ....NO!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: .....Oh...
Saitou: Yeah?
Sano: ...could you....
Saitou: ...
Sano: ...pay off my debts to the Akabeko? .... I'm kinda... broke.... Gah! *dies*
Saitou: Sure. Yeah. Whatever.
Sano: Saitou......
Saitou: WHAT?
sano: Could you......................................................
Saitou: ........
Sano: ... Rub my feet? ....
Saitou: JUST DIE!!!!! *tries to choke sano with kenshin's taco*
Sano: *is alive* I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Joy. *waves a little flag* What kind of taco WAS that?
Kenshin: MAGIC taco!!!! ^_^
Saitou: Hmmmm.....
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What will Saitou do with the magic taco????? Tune in next week!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: We don't own Kenshin... or do we??? DUN DUN DUUUUHHHN!
Warning: shounen ai/yaoi, randomness, and weird stuff
******
Cheating
by: Koyuki and Methuselah
******
Saitou: *falls to the ground*
Sano: SAITOU!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Saitou*
Kenshin: Let's go get ice cream. ^_^
Sano: No!!!!!! You're dead! I wouldn't have believed it... but I saw it for myself!
Saitou: X_x Shut up you idiot! I'm not dead. I fell three feet.
Kenshin: I love Barney! The Purple Dinosaur!
Sano: What? O_o?
Kenshin: I love you! You love me! Everybody... *continues singing*
Saitou: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! The pain!! *dies*
Sano: No!!!!! Saitou! You're really dead!
Saitou: No, I'm not, Rooster Head.
Sano: Okay then. ^_^ Yay! *hugs Saitou*
Saitou: *hugs back* I love you, Rooster Head.
Sano: Me too~!
Kenshin: Me three! I love Sano!
Saitou: No! I love Sano more.
Kenshin: No! Me!
Saitou: *ready to kill Kenshin*
Kenshin: Gr.
Sano: I love both of you!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! *confused*
Kenshin: I know! ^_^ Let's go get nachos!
Saitou: Ha ha ha!!!! You don't know Sano!!! He's lactose intolerant!!!!
Battosai: Nyarg!
Saitou: Nyarg? That's Battosai's opening phrase???
Sano: O.o? I know!!! You can SHARE me!!!
Saitou & Kenshin: Shuttup. *kill sano*
Sano: X_X I'm dead!!!
Saitou: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Sano!!! You're dead!!! I wouldn't have believed it... But I DID it myself!! *hugs sano*
Kenshin: *forgets what he's been doing and makes some taco*
Sano: *opens eyes*
Saitou: SANO!!!!!!!!!! *squish*
Sano: Saitou...
Saitou: Yes my love!
Sano: Remember...
Saitou: Yes?
Sano: Remember...
Saitou: Ja?
Sano: Remember...To...
Saitou: YES?
Sano: Remember...To... Get my laundry... *dies*
Saitou: ....NO!!!!!!!!!!
Sano: .....Oh...
Saitou: Yeah?
Sano: ...could you....
Saitou: ...
Sano: ...pay off my debts to the Akabeko? .... I'm kinda... broke.... Gah! *dies*
Saitou: Sure. Yeah. Whatever.
Sano: Saitou......
Saitou: WHAT?
sano: Could you......................................................
Saitou: ........
Sano: ... Rub my feet? ....
Saitou: JUST DIE!!!!! *tries to choke sano with kenshin's taco*
Sano: *is alive* I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
Saitou: Joy. *waves a little flag* What kind of taco WAS that?
Kenshin: MAGIC taco!!!! ^_^
Saitou: Hmmmm.....
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What will Saitou do with the magic taco????? Tune in next week!!!!!!!!!!