The Zelda Characters go to School by Crazy Chick
18. The Nightclub!!!!!!
A/N: If this is not funny, sorry, but PLEASE REVIEW! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A FLAME, ID ACTUALLY APPRECIATE ANYTHING EVEN IF U WRITE 1 REVIEW PER CHAPPY I DON'T CARE JUST PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok thats done...
Disclaimer: This is my last offer for Navi-in-a-bottles! We've run out of raurus, besides they can't fit...anyway my name is shigeru miyamoto and I DO own Zelda so ha!
Me: He has issues...
Disclaimer: Well I know where I got it from! *gives evil look*
ON THE LAST CHAPPY, THERE ARE 2 NEW KIDS ON THE SAME DAY (SUSPICIOUS IF YA ASK ME WHICH UR NOT) AND THERE IS A SUZE ANN ORPHAN-I MEAN SUZANNE HAWKINS DAY DANCE AND ROMANI IS DUMPED AND GETS A NEW BF IN THE SAME DAY AND WE'RE HEADING OFF TO A NIGHTCLUB AND THIS YELLING IS MAKING ME SICK AND HOW DO U TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF?????
sum random person: You, uh, press the button that says 'Caps Lock'.
Me: OH COOLIES! *presses capslock* Ok on wit da show!!!!!! :) wut can I say I like smilies...
reader: oh shut up and get on with it!
[Woah, this story is 90 pages, verdana size 10, not including this chappy! YIKES!]
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King of Hyrule: Holy ad-
Zelda: Uh dad, it's not morning yet.
King of Hyrule: Then why is there a new chapter? Huh? HUH?
Zelda: Cuz im going to a nightclub and you're too old and shriveled up so why don't you go invite Ganondork the janitor for another cup of tea???
King of Hyrule: That would be a splendid idea if it were 4:00...
Zelda: Why are you acting so formal anyway? Like who cares when ya have tea, not like anybody's gonna kill you!
Impa: Hey, are you trying to ruin my rep? By the way mister king, here is your totally un-poisoned coffee since I know how much you like to have un- poisoned tea at four and it's not poisoned so you can drink it see can you see any poison?
Zelda: I gotta go...*whispers to dad* By the way, I think you should chuck that coffee cuz Impa's definitely poisoned it.
King of Hyrule: But she said it wasn't poisoned! I sent you to a school to get smart! Retard. *drinks coffee, chokes and dies. Zelda gives him a fairy and quickly leaves*
In Hyrule Market Town...
Some guard: Heading out for a night on the town, eh Zelda?
Zelda: Yeah! Have you seen a red-haired girl around here?
Some guard: Yeah, she claimed to be your best friend and for being a liar we put her in the torture chamber and she'll never leave! MWAHAHAHA!
Zelda: That IS my best friend you idiot! I'm putting you in the torture chamber!
Some guard: Cool! Uh, what's a torture chamber? I just sent her there cuz the other guards did that when someone robbed a bank or something and it's the cool thing to do!
Zelda: you're about to find out veeeeeery soon... *takes some guard to the torture chamber, rescues Malon. won't go into detail*
Malon: whoa, thanks! I was almost killed in that freakish place!
Zelda: No prob. So where are we going anyway?
Malon: I kinda think you know...
There are a lot of buildings, most of them dark. Theres a few with dim lights on, but one with ultra-loud blasting music and bright neon lights.
Zelda: I know! *leads malon off to the treasure chest/key game with no people inside*
Malon: Blondes...*sighs*
Zelda: *talks to bored clerk* This is the nightclub, right?
Clerk: Are you kidding me? They've made me bankrupt! But you can play a chest game for only 10 rupees.
Zelda: Oh coolies! Can we Malon? Please please please please please please????
Malon: Fine, only if I get to unlock the first chest.
Clerk: Here ya go! *gives a key*
Inside the first room, Malon uses her hidden pair of Lens of Truth and picks the wrong one.
Malon: Oops! I guess we should go now...
Zelda: Me too! This is boring...
So off they go to nightclub. Duh.
Zelda: Think there's people here we know?
Malon: For sure! Tonight is the second night it's been open!
Some guard #2: hey minors aren't allowed here.
Malon: *lowers pitch of voice* ah no, I'm 21! My friend here is uh...also 21!
Some guard #2: You expect me to believe that? And by the way, that's still a minor age.
Zelda: what is the age then?
Some guard #2: erm...about a hundred or so. I can't remember.
Zelda: For goddesses sake this is the medival times! Ya first get on this planet if ya know whut I mean, then ya die at 30! Like duh!
Malon: We came to a nightclub, not a senior residents' home!
Some guard#2: Shure, whatever. I think you're mixing us up with the building next door.
Surely enought, next door has three buildings with booming loud music and the flashing neon lights.
Zelda: Oops, wrong again!
So they go to the REAL nightclub. And meet up with another dumb guard.
Some guard #3: Minors aren't allowed here.
Malon: *lowers pitch of tone again* we aint minas!
Some guard #3: Oh puh-leez is that the best ya got? I've seen betta and I've caught em all! Cept for one guy who kept saying he was a midget, his name was Elliott! [CC: hey scrappydoo aka dani I featured ur guy in this and I don't even know him! By the way if you do read this story please review! THIS APPLIES FOR EVERYONE]
Zelda: Uh, Elliott IS a midget!
Some guard #3: That's what they all say...anyway there is a second building for younger kiddies like you tots! Now scoot!
So they go to the second, even louder building.
Some guard#4: M-
Zelda: Oh what now???
Some guard #4: Majors aren't allowed here!
Zelda: We're just 10 year old kids! We'd be glad to go to the other building if we weren't so young!
Some guard #4: This place is only for 2-9 year olds! I suggest you go next door...
Malon: Yeah right! *looks inside building they were going to enter. It's blaring music-from the Barney soundtrack, and little boys and girls are doing the Chicken dance. A Barney mascot is running around inside* Uh, never mind.
So FINALLY they go next door again.
Some guard #5: minors aren't allo-
Malon: Shut it loser cant we get in already?
Some guard #5: Will you please be quiet little girl im talking on my cell phone with a 1 year old who's trying to get in the club! *eventually finishes call* How old are you kids?
No response.
Some guard #5: I'm talking to you guys!
Zelda: Oh you're off your call! Well I'm 10 and so is my pal.
Some guard #5: Oh ok I'd let ya in if the club wasn't full.
Zelda: Dang!
Fortunately, Pamela and Suze leave the building complaining about the loud music and how some kids were saying 'crap' [CC: I mean saying the word crap, not saying crappy stuff].
Some guard #5: You're in.
Malon/Zelda: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *run inside before the two people behind them can get in*
Zelda: Wow there's games too?
Malon: Yep! So when you get tired of dancing you can do other stuff! Theres another room with rides.
Zelda: Sweet!
Suddenly they see Jason running to the bathroom, pale and looking like he's going to puke.
Romani: Hey Malon! Hey Zelda! Have you seen my boyfriend Jer-I mean Jason anywhere?
Zelda: Yeah, he ran to the bathroom and he looked like he needed to puke.
Romani: I'll wait. This isn't the first time he's puked after the roller coaster and he's really fast. Catchya later!
Malon: Bye!
Zelda: OK, that was weird. Hey, is that Link?
Malon: No clue, lets find out!
It turns out that they did see Link.
Link: Hey girls!
Malon: Hey! Who are you here with?
Link: It's me and all the other former Bombers, except for Jim because he's the only bomber and Jer-I mean Jason who's going out with Romani.
Zelda: OK...
Malon: Hey look our other friends are out on the dance floor! Lets join them!
There is Saria, Link, Rayla, Tim Bomber (also former bomber-he joined then quit in a full minute), Jerry-I mean Jason, Joel, Justin, Josh, Romani (see, Jason does recover quick) and Skull kId even though he's a loser. After lots of dancing, riding, and lots of passed time...
Malon: I think we should go now, I'm exhausted!
Zelda: Oh come on, just one more game?
Malon: Oh please, WE SPENT MOST OF OUR TIME AT THE GAMES! IF I EVER SEE ONE MORE TICKET OR HEAR 'You Lose" AGAIN I'LL SCREAM! Besides, we don't have any quarters left.
Zelda: Hey, is that a 10 rupee bill I see hanging out of your pocket!
Malon: *turns red* Noooo...
Zelda: Aw fine I can take a hint lets go.
Malon: A hint? Just one solitary hint? Do you have any idea how many hours I tried to get you away from that Cops in LA game?
Zelda: It was actually the Austin Powers game, you spent an hour-half that time at Cops in LA. Besides, all you wanted to do was dance!
Malon: Whateva!
Marin: *talking to her friends from assumingly Koholint Island, notices Malon and Zelda* Hey you're those guys from my new school! Did you hear?
Zelda: Hear what?
Marin: I was telling these guys about the school dance that was supposed to be today and how it was supposed to be so totally awesome! Too bad it had to be rescheduled cuz it was set at a crappy time plus the author crazy chick kinda sucks at posting chapters and by the time she had finished 'Living in Hell' it was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay after V-day-well not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay after but about a month or so. Its rescheduled for another week or so and it's for no reason! Isn't that cool!
Crazy Chick AKA me: Are you dissing my story posting, er, talents?
Marin: Yes.
Malon: Yay!
Zelda: Are there gonna be any games at the dance?
Marin: I think not.
Zelda: Darn!
Marin: I can't keep these guys waiting. See ya! *goes off*
Malon: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESYESYESYESyesyesyesyesyesdouthinklink'sgonnabethere?
Zelda: Woah, slow down sista.
Malon: Welldoya?
Zelda: I sense a crush coming on here...and yes I do think so. Did he come to the other ones?
Malon: No clue.
Jer-Jason: YESSSSSSS! Its playing my favorite Sum41 song! 'Don't Believe it all!'
Zelda: Isn't that a Treble Charger song?
Malon: You don't even know the songs of a band you used to 'belong' to!
Jason: Uh...I knew that! Still, I like this song! And my REAL favorite Sum41 is, uh, 'Still Eating'.
Zelda: Isn't it 'Still Waiting'?
Malon: Ditto.
Jason: Fine then! Why don't YOU guys join the band?!?!? Anyways I'm looking for Romani it's playing my fav song! *song just ends* Awww, that sucks.
Saria: Hey has anyone seen Justin? I'm gonna ask him to dance!
Some police officer guy: Everybody out!
Zelda: You didn't tell me this was some illegal rave!
Malon: Shut up and run for it!
In the shack next door with the lil kiddies...
Some police officer guy: Everybody out! You too Barney!
Finally everyone (except Barney who has to show up at court for questioning) is outside.
Malon: Hey I never knew that my Holodrum boyfriend was here!
Zelda: Whos that?
Malon: Onox.
Zelda: O.o
Malon: Kidding retard! There aint even any hot 10 year old guys in Holodrum!
Zelda: That's true. Besides, we'll save this stuff for the dance coming up. See ya!
Malon: See ya.
Zelda heads home. Doy. (sorry I ripped this word off you jenn even though I doubt ur even reading this)
Zelda: Hi daddy!
King of Hyrule: Ya well at least I have sum pants made of paper in the back of my brain yaw
Zelda: do I even wanna know?
Impa: He had some of my herbal medicine.
Zelda: How could you! Thats almost as bad as poison!
King of Hyrule: Mommy? Is that you? or is that octopuses dancing in the kindergartens of my brain?
Suddenly a motorcycle rides right through the big picture window and runs over Impa.
Zelda: Woah, thanks motorcycle person!
Motorcycle person: *hops off bike, its...*
King of Hyrule: *finally recovered* Ganondorf?
Ganon: Yeah, I am the janitor, right?
Zelda: Yeah so?
Ganon: I'm just doing my clean-up job. *winks* see ya kiddies! *rides off*
Zelda: Finally someone cleaned up the biggest mess around here!
Suddenly, a fairy flies out of Zelda's pocket to...guess who?
Impa: Somebody's in big trouble around here! *gives king another herbal med pill*
Zelda: Yuh-oh...
King of Hyrule: Fruit roll-ups are gameboys in my skater prom picture!
Impa: Shut it, kingface.
King of Hyrule: Is it hot in here, or is it just you, hon? *winks*
Impa: Yuck...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Yes I know its retarded and I'M SORRY! I didn't give you the good details on the club but this chappy's getting long-sorry! Now this story is 97 pages-yikes! I'm going now, cya!
18. The Nightclub!!!!!!
A/N: If this is not funny, sorry, but PLEASE REVIEW! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A FLAME, ID ACTUALLY APPRECIATE ANYTHING EVEN IF U WRITE 1 REVIEW PER CHAPPY I DON'T CARE JUST PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok thats done...
Disclaimer: This is my last offer for Navi-in-a-bottles! We've run out of raurus, besides they can't fit...anyway my name is shigeru miyamoto and I DO own Zelda so ha!
Me: He has issues...
Disclaimer: Well I know where I got it from! *gives evil look*
ON THE LAST CHAPPY, THERE ARE 2 NEW KIDS ON THE SAME DAY (SUSPICIOUS IF YA ASK ME WHICH UR NOT) AND THERE IS A SUZE ANN ORPHAN-I MEAN SUZANNE HAWKINS DAY DANCE AND ROMANI IS DUMPED AND GETS A NEW BF IN THE SAME DAY AND WE'RE HEADING OFF TO A NIGHTCLUB AND THIS YELLING IS MAKING ME SICK AND HOW DO U TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF?????
sum random person: You, uh, press the button that says 'Caps Lock'.
Me: OH COOLIES! *presses capslock* Ok on wit da show!!!!!! :) wut can I say I like smilies...
reader: oh shut up and get on with it!
[Woah, this story is 90 pages, verdana size 10, not including this chappy! YIKES!]
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King of Hyrule: Holy ad-
Zelda: Uh dad, it's not morning yet.
King of Hyrule: Then why is there a new chapter? Huh? HUH?
Zelda: Cuz im going to a nightclub and you're too old and shriveled up so why don't you go invite Ganondork the janitor for another cup of tea???
King of Hyrule: That would be a splendid idea if it were 4:00...
Zelda: Why are you acting so formal anyway? Like who cares when ya have tea, not like anybody's gonna kill you!
Impa: Hey, are you trying to ruin my rep? By the way mister king, here is your totally un-poisoned coffee since I know how much you like to have un- poisoned tea at four and it's not poisoned so you can drink it see can you see any poison?
Zelda: I gotta go...*whispers to dad* By the way, I think you should chuck that coffee cuz Impa's definitely poisoned it.
King of Hyrule: But she said it wasn't poisoned! I sent you to a school to get smart! Retard. *drinks coffee, chokes and dies. Zelda gives him a fairy and quickly leaves*
In Hyrule Market Town...
Some guard: Heading out for a night on the town, eh Zelda?
Zelda: Yeah! Have you seen a red-haired girl around here?
Some guard: Yeah, she claimed to be your best friend and for being a liar we put her in the torture chamber and she'll never leave! MWAHAHAHA!
Zelda: That IS my best friend you idiot! I'm putting you in the torture chamber!
Some guard: Cool! Uh, what's a torture chamber? I just sent her there cuz the other guards did that when someone robbed a bank or something and it's the cool thing to do!
Zelda: you're about to find out veeeeeery soon... *takes some guard to the torture chamber, rescues Malon. won't go into detail*
Malon: whoa, thanks! I was almost killed in that freakish place!
Zelda: No prob. So where are we going anyway?
Malon: I kinda think you know...
There are a lot of buildings, most of them dark. Theres a few with dim lights on, but one with ultra-loud blasting music and bright neon lights.
Zelda: I know! *leads malon off to the treasure chest/key game with no people inside*
Malon: Blondes...*sighs*
Zelda: *talks to bored clerk* This is the nightclub, right?
Clerk: Are you kidding me? They've made me bankrupt! But you can play a chest game for only 10 rupees.
Zelda: Oh coolies! Can we Malon? Please please please please please please????
Malon: Fine, only if I get to unlock the first chest.
Clerk: Here ya go! *gives a key*
Inside the first room, Malon uses her hidden pair of Lens of Truth and picks the wrong one.
Malon: Oops! I guess we should go now...
Zelda: Me too! This is boring...
So off they go to nightclub. Duh.
Zelda: Think there's people here we know?
Malon: For sure! Tonight is the second night it's been open!
Some guard #2: hey minors aren't allowed here.
Malon: *lowers pitch of voice* ah no, I'm 21! My friend here is uh...also 21!
Some guard #2: You expect me to believe that? And by the way, that's still a minor age.
Zelda: what is the age then?
Some guard #2: erm...about a hundred or so. I can't remember.
Zelda: For goddesses sake this is the medival times! Ya first get on this planet if ya know whut I mean, then ya die at 30! Like duh!
Malon: We came to a nightclub, not a senior residents' home!
Some guard#2: Shure, whatever. I think you're mixing us up with the building next door.
Surely enought, next door has three buildings with booming loud music and the flashing neon lights.
Zelda: Oops, wrong again!
So they go to the REAL nightclub. And meet up with another dumb guard.
Some guard #3: Minors aren't allowed here.
Malon: *lowers pitch of tone again* we aint minas!
Some guard #3: Oh puh-leez is that the best ya got? I've seen betta and I've caught em all! Cept for one guy who kept saying he was a midget, his name was Elliott! [CC: hey scrappydoo aka dani I featured ur guy in this and I don't even know him! By the way if you do read this story please review! THIS APPLIES FOR EVERYONE]
Zelda: Uh, Elliott IS a midget!
Some guard #3: That's what they all say...anyway there is a second building for younger kiddies like you tots! Now scoot!
So they go to the second, even louder building.
Some guard#4: M-
Zelda: Oh what now???
Some guard #4: Majors aren't allowed here!
Zelda: We're just 10 year old kids! We'd be glad to go to the other building if we weren't so young!
Some guard #4: This place is only for 2-9 year olds! I suggest you go next door...
Malon: Yeah right! *looks inside building they were going to enter. It's blaring music-from the Barney soundtrack, and little boys and girls are doing the Chicken dance. A Barney mascot is running around inside* Uh, never mind.
So FINALLY they go next door again.
Some guard #5: minors aren't allo-
Malon: Shut it loser cant we get in already?
Some guard #5: Will you please be quiet little girl im talking on my cell phone with a 1 year old who's trying to get in the club! *eventually finishes call* How old are you kids?
No response.
Some guard #5: I'm talking to you guys!
Zelda: Oh you're off your call! Well I'm 10 and so is my pal.
Some guard #5: Oh ok I'd let ya in if the club wasn't full.
Zelda: Dang!
Fortunately, Pamela and Suze leave the building complaining about the loud music and how some kids were saying 'crap' [CC: I mean saying the word crap, not saying crappy stuff].
Some guard #5: You're in.
Malon/Zelda: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *run inside before the two people behind them can get in*
Zelda: Wow there's games too?
Malon: Yep! So when you get tired of dancing you can do other stuff! Theres another room with rides.
Zelda: Sweet!
Suddenly they see Jason running to the bathroom, pale and looking like he's going to puke.
Romani: Hey Malon! Hey Zelda! Have you seen my boyfriend Jer-I mean Jason anywhere?
Zelda: Yeah, he ran to the bathroom and he looked like he needed to puke.
Romani: I'll wait. This isn't the first time he's puked after the roller coaster and he's really fast. Catchya later!
Malon: Bye!
Zelda: OK, that was weird. Hey, is that Link?
Malon: No clue, lets find out!
It turns out that they did see Link.
Link: Hey girls!
Malon: Hey! Who are you here with?
Link: It's me and all the other former Bombers, except for Jim because he's the only bomber and Jer-I mean Jason who's going out with Romani.
Zelda: OK...
Malon: Hey look our other friends are out on the dance floor! Lets join them!
There is Saria, Link, Rayla, Tim Bomber (also former bomber-he joined then quit in a full minute), Jerry-I mean Jason, Joel, Justin, Josh, Romani (see, Jason does recover quick) and Skull kId even though he's a loser. After lots of dancing, riding, and lots of passed time...
Malon: I think we should go now, I'm exhausted!
Zelda: Oh come on, just one more game?
Malon: Oh please, WE SPENT MOST OF OUR TIME AT THE GAMES! IF I EVER SEE ONE MORE TICKET OR HEAR 'You Lose" AGAIN I'LL SCREAM! Besides, we don't have any quarters left.
Zelda: Hey, is that a 10 rupee bill I see hanging out of your pocket!
Malon: *turns red* Noooo...
Zelda: Aw fine I can take a hint lets go.
Malon: A hint? Just one solitary hint? Do you have any idea how many hours I tried to get you away from that Cops in LA game?
Zelda: It was actually the Austin Powers game, you spent an hour-half that time at Cops in LA. Besides, all you wanted to do was dance!
Malon: Whateva!
Marin: *talking to her friends from assumingly Koholint Island, notices Malon and Zelda* Hey you're those guys from my new school! Did you hear?
Zelda: Hear what?
Marin: I was telling these guys about the school dance that was supposed to be today and how it was supposed to be so totally awesome! Too bad it had to be rescheduled cuz it was set at a crappy time plus the author crazy chick kinda sucks at posting chapters and by the time she had finished 'Living in Hell' it was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay after V-day-well not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay after but about a month or so. Its rescheduled for another week or so and it's for no reason! Isn't that cool!
Crazy Chick AKA me: Are you dissing my story posting, er, talents?
Marin: Yes.
Malon: Yay!
Zelda: Are there gonna be any games at the dance?
Marin: I think not.
Zelda: Darn!
Marin: I can't keep these guys waiting. See ya! *goes off*
Malon: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESYESYESYESyesyesyesyesyesdouthinklink'sgonnabethere?
Zelda: Woah, slow down sista.
Malon: Welldoya?
Zelda: I sense a crush coming on here...and yes I do think so. Did he come to the other ones?
Malon: No clue.
Jer-Jason: YESSSSSSS! Its playing my favorite Sum41 song! 'Don't Believe it all!'
Zelda: Isn't that a Treble Charger song?
Malon: You don't even know the songs of a band you used to 'belong' to!
Jason: Uh...I knew that! Still, I like this song! And my REAL favorite Sum41 is, uh, 'Still Eating'.
Zelda: Isn't it 'Still Waiting'?
Malon: Ditto.
Jason: Fine then! Why don't YOU guys join the band?!?!? Anyways I'm looking for Romani it's playing my fav song! *song just ends* Awww, that sucks.
Saria: Hey has anyone seen Justin? I'm gonna ask him to dance!
Some police officer guy: Everybody out!
Zelda: You didn't tell me this was some illegal rave!
Malon: Shut up and run for it!
In the shack next door with the lil kiddies...
Some police officer guy: Everybody out! You too Barney!
Finally everyone (except Barney who has to show up at court for questioning) is outside.
Malon: Hey I never knew that my Holodrum boyfriend was here!
Zelda: Whos that?
Malon: Onox.
Zelda: O.o
Malon: Kidding retard! There aint even any hot 10 year old guys in Holodrum!
Zelda: That's true. Besides, we'll save this stuff for the dance coming up. See ya!
Malon: See ya.
Zelda heads home. Doy. (sorry I ripped this word off you jenn even though I doubt ur even reading this)
Zelda: Hi daddy!
King of Hyrule: Ya well at least I have sum pants made of paper in the back of my brain yaw
Zelda: do I even wanna know?
Impa: He had some of my herbal medicine.
Zelda: How could you! Thats almost as bad as poison!
King of Hyrule: Mommy? Is that you? or is that octopuses dancing in the kindergartens of my brain?
Suddenly a motorcycle rides right through the big picture window and runs over Impa.
Zelda: Woah, thanks motorcycle person!
Motorcycle person: *hops off bike, its...*
King of Hyrule: *finally recovered* Ganondorf?
Ganon: Yeah, I am the janitor, right?
Zelda: Yeah so?
Ganon: I'm just doing my clean-up job. *winks* see ya kiddies! *rides off*
Zelda: Finally someone cleaned up the biggest mess around here!
Suddenly, a fairy flies out of Zelda's pocket to...guess who?
Impa: Somebody's in big trouble around here! *gives king another herbal med pill*
Zelda: Yuh-oh...
King of Hyrule: Fruit roll-ups are gameboys in my skater prom picture!
Impa: Shut it, kingface.
King of Hyrule: Is it hot in here, or is it just you, hon? *winks*
Impa: Yuck...
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Yes I know its retarded and I'M SORRY! I didn't give you the good details on the club but this chappy's getting long-sorry! Now this story is 97 pages-yikes! I'm going now, cya!