The Zelda Characters go to School by Crazy Chick
19. SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAY 1/DAY 2
A/N: I skipped the dance cuz it's not the best chapter in the world but if you STILL wanna here about it here it is in simpler form: Zelda managed to get everyone except herself someone to dance with (even Skull Kid and Pamela!) and it was really boring and the number of guys got lower and lower and soon there were almost no guys to dance with so it sucked. I also hired a laugh track. [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING]
PLEASE REVIEW AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE WELL DON'T BE CHEAP AND PRESS THE SUBMIT REVIEW BUTTON AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR A LONG TIME SO THE REVIEW SHOWS UP A THOUSAND TIMES BUT I'M DESPERATE THERE ARE MORE CHAPTERS THAN REVIEWS I THINK! Thanx ~_^ [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SEND IN THEIR REVIEWS *hint hint*]
Disclaimer: Sorry, Navi-in-a-bottle is sold out but now we're giving away Links! I know all you chicks out there want em...
A bunch of girls: YAY! LINK IN A BOTTLE! [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SCRAMBLE FOR SOME LINKS-IN-A-BOTTLE]
Link: Can someone get me out of here? *tries and fails to break bottle* [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START LAUGHING]
Disclaimer: oh yeah I don't own Zelda HEY SARIA ya gotta pay for that!
Saria: Too bad! *shoots a fireball at him, disclaimer is sent to the hospital* [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SAY "Awwww..."!]
ON THE LAST CHAPTA EVERYONE GOES TO A KICKIN NIGHTCLUB IN TOWN THATS REALLY COOL BUT MALON AND ZELDA SPEND MORE TIME TRYING TO GET TO THE CLUB THAN ACTUALLY BEING THERE AND ZELDA IS OBSESSED WITH AUSTIN POWERS® AND COPS IN LA AND THE CLUB IS BUSTED AND BARNEY® IS HELD FOR QUESTIONING. EASY ENOUGH... [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS APPLAUD LIKE CRAZY]
[Now this story is...HOLY GODDESSES AND DEAD BUT CONSTIPATED CHATEAU ROMANI COWS! ITS 98 PAGES LONG!!!!!!!!] [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS GASP]
Sorry L/M peeps if you don't like this chapter. Don't take it seriously because Link is just gonna dump M-oops, too much info...
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King of Hyrule: Holy algebra!
Zelda: It is-
King of Hyrule: ya ya I know already Kafei made it up. [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS LAUGH. Duh]
Zelda: No well actually it is but what I was going to say is that its SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!! [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING]
[CC: I gotta inturrupt for a sec--[LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING AGAIN] OK CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND???
Laugh track peeps: OK. *you can hear crickets chirping*
CC: OK whatever this chapter is gonna be different, we're going to make it logbook style for the **important** characters and see what they're doing!] [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS CLAP]
CC: I meant shut up! Anyway lets get on with it!
Zelda: DAY 1
06:58~Woke up, played Zelda64.
08:00~Got bored, played on Gamecube instead.
10:15~Got bored of Zelda games, played Mario Sunshine instead.
10:18~Impa offered Zelda some cooked particles of Barney (he was executed yesterday-please apologise to your Barney-crazed younger sibs ppl reading this for me) Zelda told Impa to screw off while Zelda was playing MS.
10:20~Impa grounds Zelda, who doesn't notice.
12:00 (on the dot)~Zelda turns off the game and makes herself a well prepared, fancy delicacy of a lunch AKA putting a Pizza pop in the microwave for a minute.
13:00~Zelda finishes and starts to play SSBM. Link comes over and they play as themselves against each other.
16:00~Ganondork comes over for a tea party, Zelda takes a walk in disgust.
16:58~Zelda finishes her walk, comes back home, prepares another traditional Hylian fine delecacy (Macaroni and Cheese--tosses the Gorman cheese powder) She also logs onto MSN and gets included in a convo with Je- I mean Jason, Romani, Link and Marin.
18:00~Zelda gets back to her game.
23:00~Finally gives in to Impa and the King bugging Zelda to quit the game, she would anyway because she already beat it.
Malon: DAY 1
08:00~Talon wakes up Malon to do her chores.
08:05~Protests by saying "Just one more teeny second..." and goes back to sleep for "one more teeny second..."
09:00~Lily pours a bucket of water on Malon's head and kicks her out of bed. Malon heads down to do her chores.
10:00~Finishes milking cows, cleaning up the stables, feeding chickens, and cleaning up her room. Goes outside to sing.
10:15~Link comes over to buy some milk--first (and only) customer of the day. Since Malon is so excited, she forgets the milk, goes back to get it, and accidentally smashes the milk container, ruining the past 2 weeks' effort.
10:52~Malon finally gets another cup of milk, but Link already played Epona's song in front of a cow and got some milk. Malon starts to cry.
10:55~Talon tries to work his "there's no use crying over spilt milk" speech which does not work.
11:15~Malon calms down, takes out her journal and writes ten pages of why Link is great.
11:50~Malon writes 20 pages of why Lily sucks, plus doodles and writes "Link is hot" and "I luv Link" all over her journal.
13:14~Lily finds the 20 pages of why Lily sucks, tells on Malon and ends up grounding Malon. Malon goes out to the corral and starts to sing.
23:55~Malon finishes singing and finally decides to get some sleep.
Link: DAY 1
10:05~Is woken up by Saria chucking rocks at him through the window.
10:06~Remembers he has to buy some milk.
10:15~Link goes to Lon Lon Ranch to buy some milk. Malon is acting extra- clumsy and is giving Link a weird side-glance look. Since Malon is so excited, she forgets the milk, goes back to get it, and accidentally smashes the milk container, ruining the past 2 weeks' effort.
10:51~Link gets bored of waiting so he plays Epona's song in front of a cow and buys some milk. Then he leaves just as Malon brings out some milk.
11:00~Link, Saria, Rayla and Tido vandalise Mido's house in boredom.
11:40~Mido returns home, sees his house and starts to cry.
12:00~The Kokiri community gets together for lunch with the Deku Tree Sprout and Link scarfs down lunch, hoping to sneak in some time to play on Zelda's Gamecube before G-Dork comes over for tea. (Zelda likes to share her 'dramatic life' with everyone at school)
13:00~Link and Zelda play SSBM against each other.
15:55~Link leaves before G-Dork can come over for tea.
16:15~Link goes on Hylian MSN, checks his e-mail and talks with Jer--I mean Jason on MSN. Romani is invited into the conversation.
16:58~Marin logs on. Link adds Marin to the conversation (they're still talking) and Zelda logs on. She's also added to the convo.
17:18~Link asks Marin out and Zelda says that Malon will be heartbroken and Link says 'tough rats for her' and stuff.
18:00~Zelda says she has "uh...important royal business to do". Link is convinced she left to play Mario Sunshine.
19:00~Everyone FINALLY logs off.
20:00~Saria and Link sneak into Mido's house (where he is currently sleeping) and play numerous pranks on him. Mido, however, is completely clueless and still cooperatively sleeping.
23:00~Link goes to sleep himself.
Romani/Jason: DAY 1
10:02:07:22~Romani and Jason wake up at the same time, call each other, realize they woke up at the same time and are convinced they are meant for each other.
11:15~Both eat breakfast and Jason invites Romani over.
11:37~Jason cancels plans when he finds out that Mayor Dotour and his stuffy parent's friends are coming over, so Romani invites Jason over instead.
13:00~Jason makes it over and is interrogated by Cremia.
14:00~Cremia finally stops asking Jason questions and lets him see Romani. She thinks Jason stood him up. Jason explains after a while.
14:35~Both get bored and decide to catch a movie at the theatre in Clock Town.
16:00~The movie ends, Jason's parents spot Jason in Clock town and demand he stay with the guests. Romani and Jason decide to talk on Hylian MSN as soon as possible.
16:15~Link is also on MSN, so Jason and Link talk. A minute later Romani is on so they all talk together.
16:58~Marin logs on. Link adds Marin to the conversation (they're still talking) and Zelda logs on too. They all talk together in one convo.
17:18~Link asks Marin out and Zelda says that Malon will be heartbroken and Link says 'tough rats for her' and stuff. Romani remembers Joel but doesn't tell Jason about that.
18:00~Zelda says she has "uh...important royal business to do". Link is convinced she left to play Mario Sunshine. Romani and Jason don't believe she'd be a traitor to Zelda games but they were wrong.
19:00~Everyone FINALLY logs off.
19:20~Jason sneaks out and over to Romani's again (Cremia is called out for work biz), but his parents find out, call him and he is sent back home. He is also grounded for the next day. (big "Oh crap" huh) Cremia comes back when Jason is about to leave and also grounds Romani.
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Mido: DAY 2
09:00~Mido wakes up and screams for a full 10 minutes. Saria and Link are secretly snickering.
09:11~Mido takes a shower in an attempt to wash everything off (remember Saria and Link's pranks?)
22:00~Mido finally gets out of the shower, not everything is washed off yet. Mido calls up the 3C's and 1S (Cremia's Cleaning Community Service) Cremia comes over and refuses to do the job because it is too hard. Mido bribes her with money and the room is eventually spotless.
22:22~Mido steps outside, and sees prank pictures of him all over Kokiri forest. Everyone points and laughs at him, so Mido runs back inside. From that day forward, he was an official insomniac.
Zelda: DAY 2
04:58~Zelda wakes up and runs to Gamecube. Starts to play a Gamecube version of Cops in LA the King bought her yesterday.
09:00~King of Hyrule wakes up and yells "Holy fractions!" but Zelda is too involved in her game to notice.
18:00~Video game systems there were, uh, solar-powered. The sun starts to set and Zelda's game is shut off. She swears for a full 15 minutes and Impa overhears. She gets pissed--because Zelda just beat Impa's world voluntary swearing record.
18:15~The press rush over to Zelda's house. "What do you have to say for yourself?" some media person asks. Zelda says "!%*@" and everyone is pleased and goes home.
18:17~Since computers aren't solar powered, she goes onto MSN again. She talks with Jason and Romani who were talking since 7 in the morning cuz they're grounded and have nothing better to do(they woke up again at the same time and thought they were meant for each other, yet again)
18:20~Jason and Romani log off because Cremia and Jason's mom came in at the same time and made a big speech about "not being part of the family" and kicked them off. Zelda, having no one else to talk to also logs off and returns to Cops in LA.
19:15~The phone rings and Impa answers it. Its for Zelda, but she's too obsessed over Cops in LA. Impa starts to beat her up, so Zelda starts swearing and knocks Impa unconcious. By the time Zelda picks up the phone, the person has hung up.
Malon: DAY 2 (this is almost the same as Day 1)
08:00~Talon wakes up Malon to do her chores again.
08:05~Protests by saying "Just one more teeny second..." and goes back to sleep for "one more teeny second..." ya right
09:00~Lily pours a bucket of ice cold water (from the Ice Cave of course!) on Malon's head and shoves her out of bed. Malon heads down to do her chores.
10:00~Finishes milking cows, cleaning up the stables, feeding chickens, and cleaning up her room. Goes outside to sing again.
10:17~Link comes over to buy some milk--first (and only) customer of the day. He says "make it fast" Malon tries not to be clumsy and she isn't, but when she gets the milk she hears another voice and is sure it's a girl's. Malon starts to cry.
10:20~Talon tries to work his "there's no use crying over spilt milk" speech but it doesn't work cuz Malon spilt no milk.
11:11~Malon calms down, takes out her journal and writes a thousand pages of why she isn't good enough for Link.
11:52~Malon writes 72 pages of why Talon sucks, and scribbles "I hate Marin" around all the "I luv Links" (she thinks that was the girl's voice)
13:18~Lily finds 71 pages of why Talon sucks (one was a bunch of repeats), tells on Malon and Talon gets really not pissed off but happy because it displays his faults so he can turn over a new leaf and do the opposite things of the list. (It never works though. The time he tried on OoT didn't work either) Malon goes out to the corral and starts to sing.
23:52~Malon finishes singing and finally decides to get some sleep. She writes "I hate Marin" a few more times and goes to sleep.
Link/Marin: DAY 2
09:10~Link and Marin were going to spend the day together, so Link checks to see if he looks OK and stuff and goes to meet Marin in the Hyrule Market Town. They play lots of rounds of Bombchu bowling, the chest game and arrow shooting game. They also go to the pool (which is the moat, only recently enlarged)
10:17~Link and Marin are exhausted so they decide to get some milk at Lon Lon Ranch. Link says "make it fast" Malon tries not to be clumsy and she isn't, but when she gets the milk Marin says something and Link tells her to keep her voice down but Malon must have heard because she got a weird expression on her face.
10:20~They tour Hyrule in total boredom.
13:00~They get lunch at the most chic restaraunt in Termina--the Latte (what can I say, Termina restaraunts suck) Marin tries the milk and spits it out in disgust. Since Link is almost broke, he buys lots of Gorman milk and is eventually "drunk as a skunk" in King of Hyrule terms.
14:00~Link finds his secret stash of pot in the Latte and smokes it. Marin is still disgusted.
15:00~Link starts getting off his high just as Jim Bomber runs in and announces that the Stock Pot Inn used to be under construction and now the cafeteria is open again. Marin happily dashes off with Jim Bomber. Link hears the 'Pot' in 'Stock Pot Inn' and smokes some more.
16:00~Jim and Marin are done eating, Marin spends the rest of the day with Jim.
18:17~Link is finally back to normal and asked Mr. Barten where Marin was, when Mr. Barten replies that she 'ran off someplace with nice little Mr. Bomber#1'. Link swears for a full 16 minutes and news spreads around faster than with Zelda. Zelda doesn't notice since she's so into Cops in LA.
18:34~The press rush in and ask if Link has anything to say. He responds the same way Zelda did.
19:00~Link goes home and decides to call a different girl up since Marin ran off with Jim Bomber. He considers Malon, but remembers her freakish stalker behavior. (once he came over for a school project with Malon and while she was in the outhouse, noticed her journal...) Ruto? Same as Malon. Saria? Nah, she's a best friend type, not a girlfriend type. Fado? Loser! Rayla? What chance does he have with her? Layla? Freak! Suze? Annoying little kid. Dekurina? Geeky! Pamela? Same as Suze. Romani? No way, not with this big Romani/Jason thing going on. Zelda? They're second best friends, but its better than that flirt Marin.
19:15~Link calls Zelda, Impa answers and tries to get Zelda to talk, but she's too obsessed with Cops In LA. After a minute or so, Link hears a bunch of fighting and swearing, so he hangs up. He sits there, staring at his hands.
22:00~Finally decides to go to sleep. He sees Mido climbing up the ladder of the treehouse. He locks and bolts all doors and windows. Mido is screaming his head off, so Saria comes and slaps him silly. Mido is unconcious the entire night.
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Lame, huh? Oh yeah, I don't play any characters during the Spring Break chapters. I'm not anti-social like Zelda, or spend the entire day with someone like Romani, Jason, Link or Marin. I'm not an obsessed stalker freak like Malon. Oh yeah, I'm not a loser like Mido either. Is this a stupid chapter! I know! Theres a few more coming up. I like to talk. Did you notice that? I have tons more things to say, like if you don't know what to say, you can say 'Supercalafragalistikexpialidocious' (think Mary Poppins people!) super-cala-fraga-listik-expi-ali-do-shus [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START BOOING ME AND YELLING 'GET OFF THE STAGE!']
CC: Fine then, I will! *um, gets off stage. Wait, what stage?*
oh yeah, REVIEWS PUHLEEZ! I NEED THEM! GOOD REVIEWS! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! FLAMES! I DONT CARE I JUST NEED EM!
19. SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAY 1/DAY 2
A/N: I skipped the dance cuz it's not the best chapter in the world but if you STILL wanna here about it here it is in simpler form: Zelda managed to get everyone except herself someone to dance with (even Skull Kid and Pamela!) and it was really boring and the number of guys got lower and lower and soon there were almost no guys to dance with so it sucked. I also hired a laugh track. [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING]
PLEASE REVIEW AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE WELL DON'T BE CHEAP AND PRESS THE SUBMIT REVIEW BUTTON AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR A LONG TIME SO THE REVIEW SHOWS UP A THOUSAND TIMES BUT I'M DESPERATE THERE ARE MORE CHAPTERS THAN REVIEWS I THINK! Thanx ~_^ [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SEND IN THEIR REVIEWS *hint hint*]
Disclaimer: Sorry, Navi-in-a-bottle is sold out but now we're giving away Links! I know all you chicks out there want em...
A bunch of girls: YAY! LINK IN A BOTTLE! [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SCRAMBLE FOR SOME LINKS-IN-A-BOTTLE]
Link: Can someone get me out of here? *tries and fails to break bottle* [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START LAUGHING]
Disclaimer: oh yeah I don't own Zelda HEY SARIA ya gotta pay for that!
Saria: Too bad! *shoots a fireball at him, disclaimer is sent to the hospital* [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS SAY "Awwww..."!]
ON THE LAST CHAPTA EVERYONE GOES TO A KICKIN NIGHTCLUB IN TOWN THATS REALLY COOL BUT MALON AND ZELDA SPEND MORE TIME TRYING TO GET TO THE CLUB THAN ACTUALLY BEING THERE AND ZELDA IS OBSESSED WITH AUSTIN POWERS® AND COPS IN LA AND THE CLUB IS BUSTED AND BARNEY® IS HELD FOR QUESTIONING. EASY ENOUGH... [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS APPLAUD LIKE CRAZY]
[Now this story is...HOLY GODDESSES AND DEAD BUT CONSTIPATED CHATEAU ROMANI COWS! ITS 98 PAGES LONG!!!!!!!!] [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS GASP]
Sorry L/M peeps if you don't like this chapter. Don't take it seriously because Link is just gonna dump M-oops, too much info...
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King of Hyrule: Holy algebra!
Zelda: It is-
King of Hyrule: ya ya I know already Kafei made it up. [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS LAUGH. Duh]
Zelda: No well actually it is but what I was going to say is that its SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!! [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING]
[CC: I gotta inturrupt for a sec--[LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START CHEERING AGAIN] OK CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND???
Laugh track peeps: OK. *you can hear crickets chirping*
CC: OK whatever this chapter is gonna be different, we're going to make it logbook style for the **important** characters and see what they're doing!] [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS CLAP]
CC: I meant shut up! Anyway lets get on with it!
Zelda: DAY 1
06:58~Woke up, played Zelda64.
08:00~Got bored, played on Gamecube instead.
10:15~Got bored of Zelda games, played Mario Sunshine instead.
10:18~Impa offered Zelda some cooked particles of Barney (he was executed yesterday-please apologise to your Barney-crazed younger sibs ppl reading this for me) Zelda told Impa to screw off while Zelda was playing MS.
10:20~Impa grounds Zelda, who doesn't notice.
12:00 (on the dot)~Zelda turns off the game and makes herself a well prepared, fancy delicacy of a lunch AKA putting a Pizza pop in the microwave for a minute.
13:00~Zelda finishes and starts to play SSBM. Link comes over and they play as themselves against each other.
16:00~Ganondork comes over for a tea party, Zelda takes a walk in disgust.
16:58~Zelda finishes her walk, comes back home, prepares another traditional Hylian fine delecacy (Macaroni and Cheese--tosses the Gorman cheese powder) She also logs onto MSN and gets included in a convo with Je- I mean Jason, Romani, Link and Marin.
18:00~Zelda gets back to her game.
23:00~Finally gives in to Impa and the King bugging Zelda to quit the game, she would anyway because she already beat it.
Malon: DAY 1
08:00~Talon wakes up Malon to do her chores.
08:05~Protests by saying "Just one more teeny second..." and goes back to sleep for "one more teeny second..."
09:00~Lily pours a bucket of water on Malon's head and kicks her out of bed. Malon heads down to do her chores.
10:00~Finishes milking cows, cleaning up the stables, feeding chickens, and cleaning up her room. Goes outside to sing.
10:15~Link comes over to buy some milk--first (and only) customer of the day. Since Malon is so excited, she forgets the milk, goes back to get it, and accidentally smashes the milk container, ruining the past 2 weeks' effort.
10:52~Malon finally gets another cup of milk, but Link already played Epona's song in front of a cow and got some milk. Malon starts to cry.
10:55~Talon tries to work his "there's no use crying over spilt milk" speech which does not work.
11:15~Malon calms down, takes out her journal and writes ten pages of why Link is great.
11:50~Malon writes 20 pages of why Lily sucks, plus doodles and writes "Link is hot" and "I luv Link" all over her journal.
13:14~Lily finds the 20 pages of why Lily sucks, tells on Malon and ends up grounding Malon. Malon goes out to the corral and starts to sing.
23:55~Malon finishes singing and finally decides to get some sleep.
Link: DAY 1
10:05~Is woken up by Saria chucking rocks at him through the window.
10:06~Remembers he has to buy some milk.
10:15~Link goes to Lon Lon Ranch to buy some milk. Malon is acting extra- clumsy and is giving Link a weird side-glance look. Since Malon is so excited, she forgets the milk, goes back to get it, and accidentally smashes the milk container, ruining the past 2 weeks' effort.
10:51~Link gets bored of waiting so he plays Epona's song in front of a cow and buys some milk. Then he leaves just as Malon brings out some milk.
11:00~Link, Saria, Rayla and Tido vandalise Mido's house in boredom.
11:40~Mido returns home, sees his house and starts to cry.
12:00~The Kokiri community gets together for lunch with the Deku Tree Sprout and Link scarfs down lunch, hoping to sneak in some time to play on Zelda's Gamecube before G-Dork comes over for tea. (Zelda likes to share her 'dramatic life' with everyone at school)
13:00~Link and Zelda play SSBM against each other.
15:55~Link leaves before G-Dork can come over for tea.
16:15~Link goes on Hylian MSN, checks his e-mail and talks with Jer--I mean Jason on MSN. Romani is invited into the conversation.
16:58~Marin logs on. Link adds Marin to the conversation (they're still talking) and Zelda logs on. She's also added to the convo.
17:18~Link asks Marin out and Zelda says that Malon will be heartbroken and Link says 'tough rats for her' and stuff.
18:00~Zelda says she has "uh...important royal business to do". Link is convinced she left to play Mario Sunshine.
19:00~Everyone FINALLY logs off.
20:00~Saria and Link sneak into Mido's house (where he is currently sleeping) and play numerous pranks on him. Mido, however, is completely clueless and still cooperatively sleeping.
23:00~Link goes to sleep himself.
Romani/Jason: DAY 1
10:02:07:22~Romani and Jason wake up at the same time, call each other, realize they woke up at the same time and are convinced they are meant for each other.
11:15~Both eat breakfast and Jason invites Romani over.
11:37~Jason cancels plans when he finds out that Mayor Dotour and his stuffy parent's friends are coming over, so Romani invites Jason over instead.
13:00~Jason makes it over and is interrogated by Cremia.
14:00~Cremia finally stops asking Jason questions and lets him see Romani. She thinks Jason stood him up. Jason explains after a while.
14:35~Both get bored and decide to catch a movie at the theatre in Clock Town.
16:00~The movie ends, Jason's parents spot Jason in Clock town and demand he stay with the guests. Romani and Jason decide to talk on Hylian MSN as soon as possible.
16:15~Link is also on MSN, so Jason and Link talk. A minute later Romani is on so they all talk together.
16:58~Marin logs on. Link adds Marin to the conversation (they're still talking) and Zelda logs on too. They all talk together in one convo.
17:18~Link asks Marin out and Zelda says that Malon will be heartbroken and Link says 'tough rats for her' and stuff. Romani remembers Joel but doesn't tell Jason about that.
18:00~Zelda says she has "uh...important royal business to do". Link is convinced she left to play Mario Sunshine. Romani and Jason don't believe she'd be a traitor to Zelda games but they were wrong.
19:00~Everyone FINALLY logs off.
19:20~Jason sneaks out and over to Romani's again (Cremia is called out for work biz), but his parents find out, call him and he is sent back home. He is also grounded for the next day. (big "Oh crap" huh) Cremia comes back when Jason is about to leave and also grounds Romani.
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Mido: DAY 2
09:00~Mido wakes up and screams for a full 10 minutes. Saria and Link are secretly snickering.
09:11~Mido takes a shower in an attempt to wash everything off (remember Saria and Link's pranks?)
22:00~Mido finally gets out of the shower, not everything is washed off yet. Mido calls up the 3C's and 1S (Cremia's Cleaning Community Service) Cremia comes over and refuses to do the job because it is too hard. Mido bribes her with money and the room is eventually spotless.
22:22~Mido steps outside, and sees prank pictures of him all over Kokiri forest. Everyone points and laughs at him, so Mido runs back inside. From that day forward, he was an official insomniac.
Zelda: DAY 2
04:58~Zelda wakes up and runs to Gamecube. Starts to play a Gamecube version of Cops in LA the King bought her yesterday.
09:00~King of Hyrule wakes up and yells "Holy fractions!" but Zelda is too involved in her game to notice.
18:00~Video game systems there were, uh, solar-powered. The sun starts to set and Zelda's game is shut off. She swears for a full 15 minutes and Impa overhears. She gets pissed--because Zelda just beat Impa's world voluntary swearing record.
18:15~The press rush over to Zelda's house. "What do you have to say for yourself?" some media person asks. Zelda says "!%*@" and everyone is pleased and goes home.
18:17~Since computers aren't solar powered, she goes onto MSN again. She talks with Jason and Romani who were talking since 7 in the morning cuz they're grounded and have nothing better to do(they woke up again at the same time and thought they were meant for each other, yet again)
18:20~Jason and Romani log off because Cremia and Jason's mom came in at the same time and made a big speech about "not being part of the family" and kicked them off. Zelda, having no one else to talk to also logs off and returns to Cops in LA.
19:15~The phone rings and Impa answers it. Its for Zelda, but she's too obsessed over Cops in LA. Impa starts to beat her up, so Zelda starts swearing and knocks Impa unconcious. By the time Zelda picks up the phone, the person has hung up.
Malon: DAY 2 (this is almost the same as Day 1)
08:00~Talon wakes up Malon to do her chores again.
08:05~Protests by saying "Just one more teeny second..." and goes back to sleep for "one more teeny second..." ya right
09:00~Lily pours a bucket of ice cold water (from the Ice Cave of course!) on Malon's head and shoves her out of bed. Malon heads down to do her chores.
10:00~Finishes milking cows, cleaning up the stables, feeding chickens, and cleaning up her room. Goes outside to sing again.
10:17~Link comes over to buy some milk--first (and only) customer of the day. He says "make it fast" Malon tries not to be clumsy and she isn't, but when she gets the milk she hears another voice and is sure it's a girl's. Malon starts to cry.
10:20~Talon tries to work his "there's no use crying over spilt milk" speech but it doesn't work cuz Malon spilt no milk.
11:11~Malon calms down, takes out her journal and writes a thousand pages of why she isn't good enough for Link.
11:52~Malon writes 72 pages of why Talon sucks, and scribbles "I hate Marin" around all the "I luv Links" (she thinks that was the girl's voice)
13:18~Lily finds 71 pages of why Talon sucks (one was a bunch of repeats), tells on Malon and Talon gets really not pissed off but happy because it displays his faults so he can turn over a new leaf and do the opposite things of the list. (It never works though. The time he tried on OoT didn't work either) Malon goes out to the corral and starts to sing.
23:52~Malon finishes singing and finally decides to get some sleep. She writes "I hate Marin" a few more times and goes to sleep.
Link/Marin: DAY 2
09:10~Link and Marin were going to spend the day together, so Link checks to see if he looks OK and stuff and goes to meet Marin in the Hyrule Market Town. They play lots of rounds of Bombchu bowling, the chest game and arrow shooting game. They also go to the pool (which is the moat, only recently enlarged)
10:17~Link and Marin are exhausted so they decide to get some milk at Lon Lon Ranch. Link says "make it fast" Malon tries not to be clumsy and she isn't, but when she gets the milk Marin says something and Link tells her to keep her voice down but Malon must have heard because she got a weird expression on her face.
10:20~They tour Hyrule in total boredom.
13:00~They get lunch at the most chic restaraunt in Termina--the Latte (what can I say, Termina restaraunts suck) Marin tries the milk and spits it out in disgust. Since Link is almost broke, he buys lots of Gorman milk and is eventually "drunk as a skunk" in King of Hyrule terms.
14:00~Link finds his secret stash of pot in the Latte and smokes it. Marin is still disgusted.
15:00~Link starts getting off his high just as Jim Bomber runs in and announces that the Stock Pot Inn used to be under construction and now the cafeteria is open again. Marin happily dashes off with Jim Bomber. Link hears the 'Pot' in 'Stock Pot Inn' and smokes some more.
16:00~Jim and Marin are done eating, Marin spends the rest of the day with Jim.
18:17~Link is finally back to normal and asked Mr. Barten where Marin was, when Mr. Barten replies that she 'ran off someplace with nice little Mr. Bomber#1'. Link swears for a full 16 minutes and news spreads around faster than with Zelda. Zelda doesn't notice since she's so into Cops in LA.
18:34~The press rush in and ask if Link has anything to say. He responds the same way Zelda did.
19:00~Link goes home and decides to call a different girl up since Marin ran off with Jim Bomber. He considers Malon, but remembers her freakish stalker behavior. (once he came over for a school project with Malon and while she was in the outhouse, noticed her journal...) Ruto? Same as Malon. Saria? Nah, she's a best friend type, not a girlfriend type. Fado? Loser! Rayla? What chance does he have with her? Layla? Freak! Suze? Annoying little kid. Dekurina? Geeky! Pamela? Same as Suze. Romani? No way, not with this big Romani/Jason thing going on. Zelda? They're second best friends, but its better than that flirt Marin.
19:15~Link calls Zelda, Impa answers and tries to get Zelda to talk, but she's too obsessed with Cops In LA. After a minute or so, Link hears a bunch of fighting and swearing, so he hangs up. He sits there, staring at his hands.
22:00~Finally decides to go to sleep. He sees Mido climbing up the ladder of the treehouse. He locks and bolts all doors and windows. Mido is screaming his head off, so Saria comes and slaps him silly. Mido is unconcious the entire night.
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Lame, huh? Oh yeah, I don't play any characters during the Spring Break chapters. I'm not anti-social like Zelda, or spend the entire day with someone like Romani, Jason, Link or Marin. I'm not an obsessed stalker freak like Malon. Oh yeah, I'm not a loser like Mido either. Is this a stupid chapter! I know! Theres a few more coming up. I like to talk. Did you notice that? I have tons more things to say, like if you don't know what to say, you can say 'Supercalafragalistikexpialidocious' (think Mary Poppins people!) super-cala-fraga-listik-expi-ali-do-shus [LAUGH TRACK PEEPS START BOOING ME AND YELLING 'GET OFF THE STAGE!']
CC: Fine then, I will! *um, gets off stage. Wait, what stage?*
oh yeah, REVIEWS PUHLEEZ! I NEED THEM! GOOD REVIEWS! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! FLAMES! I DONT CARE I JUST NEED EM!