The Zelda Characters go to School by Crazy Chick
20. THE FINALE!!!!!!! Finally this storys gonna end soon
A/N: When was the last time I posted? A billion years ago? Probably...ok I got nuthin 2 say so enjoy the FINALE! Actualy its not the real finale of the STORY, just of SCHOOL. but dont worry this story will end soon.
~*I don't like the spring break chapters they're too hard. If you like them then do this-reread chapter 19 2.5 more times-thats what their spring break would be like!*~
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda. But I do own me!
Some annoying person: Umm, DUH!
Disclaimer: no, me is this here lil pudgy fella!
Mario: Hi! Its-a me-
Disclaimer: See? His name is me!
Mario: I didn't-a get to finish-a! My real name is, uh-
Disclaimer: Uh? That is such a cool name! Will you be my best friend, uh?
Mario: OK, CC is definitely losing her funny touch and flexing her demented muscles.
Disclaimer: I'm demented?
Crazy Chick: I really HAVE lost my touch! I'm gonna go into depression like the science teacher. :''''(
LAST CHAPPY WAS, UMM, *cough*springbreak*cough* ITS BEEN YEARS! Ok bye 4 now
PS Mister Bonbon is my alter-ego!!!!!!!!!!! dontmakefunofmelungwidge
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OF COURSE it is the last day of school (in the morning)
King of Hyrule: *flips on KOHS* Holy mister bonbon!
Zelda: Uh-
Disclaimer: Uh? Where is my buddy ol pal?
Crazy Chick: Go away!
King of Hyrule: I know, I know. Its already been made up.
Zelda: Of course! I mean, uh-
Disclaimer: Wher-
Crazy Chick: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I mean, umm, whats a mister bonbon?
King of Hyrule: FINALLY! I HAVE ACHIEVED AN ORIGINAL WORK OF ART!
Some pizza delivery dude who looks like Apu from the Simpsons: Somevun call a MEESTA BONBON? *remember him, convex kirbz?*
Outside is a pizza delivery truck with the words MISTER BONBON's PIZZERIA painted out on it.
Zelda: Finaly, the pizza's here! No offense to Impa's cooking or anything...*coughnotcough*
Impa: I heard that!
King of Hyrule: NOOOOOOO! I will never be an original!
Zelda: Who cares, lets eat! *runs to kitchen*
King of Hyrule: OK, I give up. So whats up? *holds out hand to shake*
Mister Bonbon: *grabs hand and shakes it madly* Meesta Bonbon!
King of Hyrule: Lets try this again. So whats up? *holds out hand to shake*
Mister Bonbon: *grabs hand and shakes it madly* Meesta Bonbon!
King of Hyrule: *growls angrily* OK LETS TRY THIS AGAIN. SO WHATS UP YA FAG?
Mister Bonbon: *looks agitated and depressed* Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: *yells* Zelda, what does that mean?
Zelda: *yells back* I think he said 'Don't make fun of my language'. I think he means 'accent' but whatever.
King of Hyrule: OK, my daughter will pay for the pizza.
Mister Bonbon: SPLEENDEED!
King of Hyrule: Cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: MEESTA BONBON!
King of Hyrule: Uh, I said cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: How might ya be payink me?
Disclaimer: Where's me?
KOH: Uh...
Disclaimer: I mean, wheres uh?
Zelda: Up ur butt and around the corner.
Disclaimer: Gee, thanks! Hang on a second, I think I might be needing to use the bathroom. *walks off*
King of Hyrule: Umm, I dont know how to pay you. Cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: Spleendeed!
King of Hyrule: OK OK! I'LL JUST USE CASH!!!!!!!!!
Mister Bonbon: Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: OK, how much is the cost?
Mister Bonbon: How might ya be payink me?
King of Hyrule: How much is it?
Mister Bonbon: *takes out calculator* Tventeh ruppeez.
King of Hyrule: ZELDA?
Zelda: Twenty ruppees.
King of Hyrule: I know that! You need to pay though.
Zelda: Ah fine. *brings twenty ruppees*
King of Hyrule: Take it and go. And please, remind me not to buy Mister Bonbon's Pizza anymore.
Mista Bonbon: *grins happily* MEESTA BONBON! *thinks hard for a second* Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: Go away!
Mista Bonbon: AH SHADDAP! *starts muttering in Terminian*
Zelda: That went well. Lets eat now!
King of Hyrule: You're going to be late for school!
Zelda: I thought it was dinnertime! What's in those herbal pills Impa gave me earlier?
Impa hides a guilty face.
Zelda: *suddenly snaps back to reality* Oh yeah! I'm gonna be late and I haven't even changed or brushed my hair/teeth yet or practised some dance stretches or shaved or put on my make-up or taken a shower or-
King of Hyrule: I get it! So why don't I give you the science lab dude's newest invention-flashback!
Zelda: How does it work?
King of Hyrule: Ya just flash back using the basic buttons. The advanced buttons require security only officials can access. You know, just so the whole world of time doesnt spin into turmoil.
Zelda: Uh, sure. *flashes back an hour or so when she wakes up and gets ready ultra-fast, then, umm, goes to school*
AT SCHOOL...
Malon: Today is gonna be the best! But we have to empty my lockers and I dont think I can fit everything in my messenger bag.
Zelda: Yeah, SO?
Romani: *runs up* What are we doing today?
Zelda: We're emptying our lockers and going to the dance after.
Romani runs off when she sees Jason to help him clean out his ant infested locker thanks to his locker partner Skull Kid.
Malon: I can't believe we're gonna be in grade six next year!
Zelda: That is SO weird.
Malon: I have to take the bus today since the carriage is taken in for repairs in the market town and the other one can't hold up my ultra-huge backpack.
Zelda: Yeah, me too. My dad has to go sue KOHS after what he refers to as 'blasphemy'. He thinks he made up the word. Like 'mister bonbon'.
Malon: They have the BEST pizza!
Zelda: I know! Better than Impa's food. So, do you still like Link?
Malon: Yeah, but I've noticed lots of ultra-hot guys in grade six, maybe they wont waste my time.
Zelda: Yeah. Personally I like the "hot guy" still, but not a lot.
Malon: Really? He's in one of my clubs and I sorta like him too but I didn't think you'd care.
Zelda: Maybe you should dance with him.
Malon: Sure.
Zelda: Oh yeah for some reason I seriously like Justin Bomber-
malon: So does Saria.
Zelda: I know. But we haven't been in many classes together since he had to transfer after the suspension he was given with the rest of the bombers (look at chapter 7. They got suspended for that little 'skipping' part)
Malon: Well there is Hylian...
Zelda: I know, but stupid Anju keeps the girls on one side and the guys on the other during 'socialization' plus we have to silent read half the time.
Malon: He takes the bus you know...
Zelda: Oh well...
After some locker clean-up, on to the dance. Here it is in short form:
It got cut short because it was getting crappy and the DJ sucked and plus it started pretty early and everyone had to say bye and crap so earlier Zelda wanted to dance with "the hot guy" but he had to go 'vacationing' early (yeah right) and Malon finally gets to dance with Link because Marin dumped him earlier that day and Link was in depression for 5 minutes but he got better cuz Marin ended up with Joel and Romani and jason danced the whole time (poor dekurina ;P) Skull Kid just crashed the party and so did the rest of the bombers and Jason occasionally (during an undanceable song or one he hated) and it was like a mosh pit but then Anju had to ruin it but Nabooru took over for Anju and let them continue (she even joined in) and Zelda chickened out on dancing with Justin and Marin danced with him and Zelda got mad and it was all fun and sad and stuff.
AT THE BUS STOP...
Ingo: *rides up in a carriage* This is rental for now, so you don't have to take that dingy bus.
Malon: Ah fine. See ya Zel.
Zelda: Call me!
Rayla: *walks to the bus stop* Are you taking the bus?
Zelda: Yeah. I dont think anyone's taking this one but the next one.
Rayla: I think, umm, Josh, Fado, SKD, Justin and Jason are taking the bus. Plus a bunch of sixth graders I hate. Jason couldn't go with Romani because Cremia was picking her up today.
Zelda: Oh ok.
Finally, the bus comes. Basically everyone except for SKD took a spot in the back. Rayla ditches Zelda for a second but she continues talking with Josh and Fado. Justin and Jason are talking, but since nothing better's going on they're kind of listening in. Then the bus ride ends and Zelda goes. Duh.
At the castle...
Zelda: I'm depressed.
Impa: Take one of my herbal med pills.
Zelda: Sure, they're almost as good as getting high.
Impa: Actually, it technically is.
Zelda: Oh, I get it! They're 'herbal'!
Impa:Don't tell the King!
Zelda: I wont! *takes the pill and immediately feels better* Confident gossip- resistant sensitive Hollywood cheaters stalk Craig David and Justin Timberlake!
Impa: Yep, its working! ^_^
King of Hyrule: I just heard what you said mista cow fudge...
Impa: **oh boy**
King of Hyrule: And I must say I will marry you! If its ok with the confident gossip resistant sensitive hollywood cheaters that stalk Craig David and Justin Timberlake who are octopuses dancing in the kindergartens of my brain! Skaters are the gameboys in my prom picture or something!
Impa: Did you give the king a pill, Zelda?
Zelda: uh, I thought they were his cough drops-
Impa: OK you're grounded!
Zelda: No way!
Impa: And you cant come with us to Termina!
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: Either that or write a reflection journal.
Zelda: This aint school!
Impa: OK. Goodbye vacation-
Zelda: OK! I'll do it. ;'(
Zelda's Journal july the somethingth/some year ACE or AD, whatever
Uh, i dont know what to write. Pink and purple are my favorite colors. Malon is my best friend. I like cucco burgers--just not from McCuccos or Cucco King :P icky I have the hots for Link and Justin Bomber and I used to like Jerry when he was Jerry but Romani hogs all the hot guys. I cant believe i sat with Rayla on the bus. I mean, shes ok but still. uh, eww! Well, not eww but still she's kinda mean. She's like Marin, whos also sort of OK...who also hogs the guys i like. this is the most depressing journal ever i bet. impas making me right won or no vacation. i sorta hate her. oh like did i tell you about this freakin awesome outfit im gonna by? this isnt like the other ones cuz theres this cool pink tank with glitter and these Tarin Hilfiger jeans and these freakin awesome boots im gonna get at honeys. I think they were just released in Termina. When I get there, Termina had better watch out. Malls, here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 HeY, wHeRe DiD tHe OnEs CoMe FrOm??? -your blonde princess (literally) Zellie
Impa: Done yet?
Zelda: Yeah. I dont know what to write. And I have crappy spelling
Impa: Why not right about how you got the triforce and the plans that ganondorf could have used to steal it and plans ganon can use with an, er, accomplice can do to get the triforce. Oh yeah can you share it cuz I-I mean others like that really cool sub at your school Apmi could use a bit more smartness!
Zelda: Yeah, umm, thanks. Are you going to read my journal thingie?
Impa: Why of course!...not. I was joking! Really, I was. Cant you tell I'm joking?
Zelda: I think you need a pill (gives Impa one)
Impa: Facial toners and girls named Carol eat jelly at PacSun with Sally Hansen and DKNY jackets.
King of Hyrule: Thats a good un! Heres mine: Kelly Rowland eats vegetable thins on A Nightmare on KingofHyruleSucks TV shows with Ralph Lauren and Wet Seal jackets.
Zelda: Heres mine: You guys are retards!
King/Impa: ...
Zelda: Arent ya gonna say something?
King of Hyrule: I am very disappointed.
Impa: you're a disgrace to our Hylian culture.
King of Hyrule: You deserve to be in the torture chamber for that.
Impa: Or better yet, the Impa Suzukia Kakariko spelling bee.
King of Hyrule: Do you know why you should endure these punishments?
Zelda: Cuz I called you a r-
King of Hyrule: That phrase was the most uncreative thing since that Britney Spears movie.
Impa: totally!
King of Hyrule: I'm going to make you write a journal.
Zelda: I already am!
King of Hyrule: Then no vacation!
Zelda: How about I give you a new phrase?
King of Hyrule: Speak, my child.
Zelda: *grabs candy box* Enter the Wild World of Wonka?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Because you're worth it?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Maybe its Maybelline?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Easy breezy beautiful cover girl?
KOH: NO. I mean, uh, no.
Zelda: Because we're worth it too?
KOH: You already said that.
Zelda: No, I said 'because you're worth-
KOH: I dont care.
Zelda: Lets see: Gwen Stefani doesnt paint her nails in Wet Shine Diamond Nail Polish in Jewels 'N Berries while using Pantene hair care products like Nike Goddesses even though her best friends are John Frieda and Old Navy and Gap jackets? [CC: Do you have any idea how long it took to make that up?]
KOH: Thats the worst one yet!
Zelda: Hows about 'the true flavor of friendship'?
KOH: I love it! I dated Bonne once
Zelda: Bonne?
KOH: Where do you think Bonne is from? Well, she dumped me because she decided to pursue a career in the, uh, food department. Thats all she said.
Some voice through door: Speyshal deliveray!
King of Hyrule: I'll get it. Must be that gosh darned pizza place dude.
Some voice through door: Hurry up, its getting cold!
King of Hyrule: I didn't order anything! *throws open door*
Some chick who resembles Mister Bonbon: I ordered something for you.
King of Hyrule: How much?
Some chick who resembles Mister Bonbon: *talks like Enrique from Legally Blonde* Only the love in your heart.
King of Hyrule: Bonne!!!!!! *hugging scene*
Bonne: Meesta Bonbon to you!
King of Hyrule: I thought you were a guy!
Bonne: I pretended to be one since this 14somethings society doesnt allow gals to run pizza palaces!
King of hyrule: well now your back!
Zelda: Are you saying she'll be my new mom? Umm, eww!
King of Hyrule: How dare you insult Bonne!
Zelda: No, I said ooooh! Bonne can make me free lipgloss!
King of Hyrule: There is only one way. Pop one of these, Bon.
So Bonne takes a pill. Yup, a herbal pill.
Bonne: Rimmel mascara is Tara Reid's favorite armpit moisturizer by Neutrogena, like, umm, Jennifer Lopez and her favorite Gap Kids and HotKiss jackets.
King of Hyrule: Welcome to the family!
Uh, I dont know how to end this so, umm, bye
End of CHAPTER
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ah whatever
WILL the pill-popping ever stop. WILL Bonne OD (we're just making predictions, people!) WILL I post a special edition chappy? (the answer is yes) WILL this story stop seeming like a reality TV show and WILL this story ever end? Find out!
Lotsa luvin, CC ;P
20. THE FINALE!!!!!!! Finally this storys gonna end soon
A/N: When was the last time I posted? A billion years ago? Probably...ok I got nuthin 2 say so enjoy the FINALE! Actualy its not the real finale of the STORY, just of SCHOOL. but dont worry this story will end soon.
~*I don't like the spring break chapters they're too hard. If you like them then do this-reread chapter 19 2.5 more times-thats what their spring break would be like!*~
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda. But I do own me!
Some annoying person: Umm, DUH!
Disclaimer: no, me is this here lil pudgy fella!
Mario: Hi! Its-a me-
Disclaimer: See? His name is me!
Mario: I didn't-a get to finish-a! My real name is, uh-
Disclaimer: Uh? That is such a cool name! Will you be my best friend, uh?
Mario: OK, CC is definitely losing her funny touch and flexing her demented muscles.
Disclaimer: I'm demented?
Crazy Chick: I really HAVE lost my touch! I'm gonna go into depression like the science teacher. :''''(
LAST CHAPPY WAS, UMM, *cough*springbreak*cough* ITS BEEN YEARS! Ok bye 4 now
PS Mister Bonbon is my alter-ego!!!!!!!!!!! dontmakefunofmelungwidge
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OF COURSE it is the last day of school (in the morning)
King of Hyrule: *flips on KOHS* Holy mister bonbon!
Zelda: Uh-
Disclaimer: Uh? Where is my buddy ol pal?
Crazy Chick: Go away!
King of Hyrule: I know, I know. Its already been made up.
Zelda: Of course! I mean, uh-
Disclaimer: Wher-
Crazy Chick: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I mean, umm, whats a mister bonbon?
King of Hyrule: FINALLY! I HAVE ACHIEVED AN ORIGINAL WORK OF ART!
Some pizza delivery dude who looks like Apu from the Simpsons: Somevun call a MEESTA BONBON? *remember him, convex kirbz?*
Outside is a pizza delivery truck with the words MISTER BONBON's PIZZERIA painted out on it.
Zelda: Finaly, the pizza's here! No offense to Impa's cooking or anything...*coughnotcough*
Impa: I heard that!
King of Hyrule: NOOOOOOO! I will never be an original!
Zelda: Who cares, lets eat! *runs to kitchen*
King of Hyrule: OK, I give up. So whats up? *holds out hand to shake*
Mister Bonbon: *grabs hand and shakes it madly* Meesta Bonbon!
King of Hyrule: Lets try this again. So whats up? *holds out hand to shake*
Mister Bonbon: *grabs hand and shakes it madly* Meesta Bonbon!
King of Hyrule: *growls angrily* OK LETS TRY THIS AGAIN. SO WHATS UP YA FAG?
Mister Bonbon: *looks agitated and depressed* Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: *yells* Zelda, what does that mean?
Zelda: *yells back* I think he said 'Don't make fun of my language'. I think he means 'accent' but whatever.
King of Hyrule: OK, my daughter will pay for the pizza.
Mister Bonbon: SPLEENDEED!
King of Hyrule: Cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: MEESTA BONBON!
King of Hyrule: Uh, I said cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: How might ya be payink me?
Disclaimer: Where's me?
KOH: Uh...
Disclaimer: I mean, wheres uh?
Zelda: Up ur butt and around the corner.
Disclaimer: Gee, thanks! Hang on a second, I think I might be needing to use the bathroom. *walks off*
King of Hyrule: Umm, I dont know how to pay you. Cash, cheque or credit?
Mister Bonbon: Spleendeed!
King of Hyrule: OK OK! I'LL JUST USE CASH!!!!!!!!!
Mister Bonbon: Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: OK, how much is the cost?
Mister Bonbon: How might ya be payink me?
King of Hyrule: How much is it?
Mister Bonbon: *takes out calculator* Tventeh ruppeez.
King of Hyrule: ZELDA?
Zelda: Twenty ruppees.
King of Hyrule: I know that! You need to pay though.
Zelda: Ah fine. *brings twenty ruppees*
King of Hyrule: Take it and go. And please, remind me not to buy Mister Bonbon's Pizza anymore.
Mista Bonbon: *grins happily* MEESTA BONBON! *thinks hard for a second* Dontmakefunofmelungwidge.
King of Hyrule: Go away!
Mista Bonbon: AH SHADDAP! *starts muttering in Terminian*
Zelda: That went well. Lets eat now!
King of Hyrule: You're going to be late for school!
Zelda: I thought it was dinnertime! What's in those herbal pills Impa gave me earlier?
Impa hides a guilty face.
Zelda: *suddenly snaps back to reality* Oh yeah! I'm gonna be late and I haven't even changed or brushed my hair/teeth yet or practised some dance stretches or shaved or put on my make-up or taken a shower or-
King of Hyrule: I get it! So why don't I give you the science lab dude's newest invention-flashback!
Zelda: How does it work?
King of Hyrule: Ya just flash back using the basic buttons. The advanced buttons require security only officials can access. You know, just so the whole world of time doesnt spin into turmoil.
Zelda: Uh, sure. *flashes back an hour or so when she wakes up and gets ready ultra-fast, then, umm, goes to school*
AT SCHOOL...
Malon: Today is gonna be the best! But we have to empty my lockers and I dont think I can fit everything in my messenger bag.
Zelda: Yeah, SO?
Romani: *runs up* What are we doing today?
Zelda: We're emptying our lockers and going to the dance after.
Romani runs off when she sees Jason to help him clean out his ant infested locker thanks to his locker partner Skull Kid.
Malon: I can't believe we're gonna be in grade six next year!
Zelda: That is SO weird.
Malon: I have to take the bus today since the carriage is taken in for repairs in the market town and the other one can't hold up my ultra-huge backpack.
Zelda: Yeah, me too. My dad has to go sue KOHS after what he refers to as 'blasphemy'. He thinks he made up the word. Like 'mister bonbon'.
Malon: They have the BEST pizza!
Zelda: I know! Better than Impa's food. So, do you still like Link?
Malon: Yeah, but I've noticed lots of ultra-hot guys in grade six, maybe they wont waste my time.
Zelda: Yeah. Personally I like the "hot guy" still, but not a lot.
Malon: Really? He's in one of my clubs and I sorta like him too but I didn't think you'd care.
Zelda: Maybe you should dance with him.
Malon: Sure.
Zelda: Oh yeah for some reason I seriously like Justin Bomber-
malon: So does Saria.
Zelda: I know. But we haven't been in many classes together since he had to transfer after the suspension he was given with the rest of the bombers (look at chapter 7. They got suspended for that little 'skipping' part)
Malon: Well there is Hylian...
Zelda: I know, but stupid Anju keeps the girls on one side and the guys on the other during 'socialization' plus we have to silent read half the time.
Malon: He takes the bus you know...
Zelda: Oh well...
After some locker clean-up, on to the dance. Here it is in short form:
It got cut short because it was getting crappy and the DJ sucked and plus it started pretty early and everyone had to say bye and crap so earlier Zelda wanted to dance with "the hot guy" but he had to go 'vacationing' early (yeah right) and Malon finally gets to dance with Link because Marin dumped him earlier that day and Link was in depression for 5 minutes but he got better cuz Marin ended up with Joel and Romani and jason danced the whole time (poor dekurina ;P) Skull Kid just crashed the party and so did the rest of the bombers and Jason occasionally (during an undanceable song or one he hated) and it was like a mosh pit but then Anju had to ruin it but Nabooru took over for Anju and let them continue (she even joined in) and Zelda chickened out on dancing with Justin and Marin danced with him and Zelda got mad and it was all fun and sad and stuff.
AT THE BUS STOP...
Ingo: *rides up in a carriage* This is rental for now, so you don't have to take that dingy bus.
Malon: Ah fine. See ya Zel.
Zelda: Call me!
Rayla: *walks to the bus stop* Are you taking the bus?
Zelda: Yeah. I dont think anyone's taking this one but the next one.
Rayla: I think, umm, Josh, Fado, SKD, Justin and Jason are taking the bus. Plus a bunch of sixth graders I hate. Jason couldn't go with Romani because Cremia was picking her up today.
Zelda: Oh ok.
Finally, the bus comes. Basically everyone except for SKD took a spot in the back. Rayla ditches Zelda for a second but she continues talking with Josh and Fado. Justin and Jason are talking, but since nothing better's going on they're kind of listening in. Then the bus ride ends and Zelda goes. Duh.
At the castle...
Zelda: I'm depressed.
Impa: Take one of my herbal med pills.
Zelda: Sure, they're almost as good as getting high.
Impa: Actually, it technically is.
Zelda: Oh, I get it! They're 'herbal'!
Impa:Don't tell the King!
Zelda: I wont! *takes the pill and immediately feels better* Confident gossip- resistant sensitive Hollywood cheaters stalk Craig David and Justin Timberlake!
Impa: Yep, its working! ^_^
King of Hyrule: I just heard what you said mista cow fudge...
Impa: **oh boy**
King of Hyrule: And I must say I will marry you! If its ok with the confident gossip resistant sensitive hollywood cheaters that stalk Craig David and Justin Timberlake who are octopuses dancing in the kindergartens of my brain! Skaters are the gameboys in my prom picture or something!
Impa: Did you give the king a pill, Zelda?
Zelda: uh, I thought they were his cough drops-
Impa: OK you're grounded!
Zelda: No way!
Impa: And you cant come with us to Termina!
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Impa: Either that or write a reflection journal.
Zelda: This aint school!
Impa: OK. Goodbye vacation-
Zelda: OK! I'll do it. ;'(
Zelda's Journal july the somethingth/some year ACE or AD, whatever
Uh, i dont know what to write. Pink and purple are my favorite colors. Malon is my best friend. I like cucco burgers--just not from McCuccos or Cucco King :P icky I have the hots for Link and Justin Bomber and I used to like Jerry when he was Jerry but Romani hogs all the hot guys. I cant believe i sat with Rayla on the bus. I mean, shes ok but still. uh, eww! Well, not eww but still she's kinda mean. She's like Marin, whos also sort of OK...who also hogs the guys i like. this is the most depressing journal ever i bet. impas making me right won or no vacation. i sorta hate her. oh like did i tell you about this freakin awesome outfit im gonna by? this isnt like the other ones cuz theres this cool pink tank with glitter and these Tarin Hilfiger jeans and these freakin awesome boots im gonna get at honeys. I think they were just released in Termina. When I get there, Termina had better watch out. Malls, here i come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 HeY, wHeRe DiD tHe OnEs CoMe FrOm??? -your blonde princess (literally) Zellie
Impa: Done yet?
Zelda: Yeah. I dont know what to write. And I have crappy spelling
Impa: Why not right about how you got the triforce and the plans that ganondorf could have used to steal it and plans ganon can use with an, er, accomplice can do to get the triforce. Oh yeah can you share it cuz I-I mean others like that really cool sub at your school Apmi could use a bit more smartness!
Zelda: Yeah, umm, thanks. Are you going to read my journal thingie?
Impa: Why of course!...not. I was joking! Really, I was. Cant you tell I'm joking?
Zelda: I think you need a pill (gives Impa one)
Impa: Facial toners and girls named Carol eat jelly at PacSun with Sally Hansen and DKNY jackets.
King of Hyrule: Thats a good un! Heres mine: Kelly Rowland eats vegetable thins on A Nightmare on KingofHyruleSucks TV shows with Ralph Lauren and Wet Seal jackets.
Zelda: Heres mine: You guys are retards!
King/Impa: ...
Zelda: Arent ya gonna say something?
King of Hyrule: I am very disappointed.
Impa: you're a disgrace to our Hylian culture.
King of Hyrule: You deserve to be in the torture chamber for that.
Impa: Or better yet, the Impa Suzukia Kakariko spelling bee.
King of Hyrule: Do you know why you should endure these punishments?
Zelda: Cuz I called you a r-
King of Hyrule: That phrase was the most uncreative thing since that Britney Spears movie.
Impa: totally!
King of Hyrule: I'm going to make you write a journal.
Zelda: I already am!
King of Hyrule: Then no vacation!
Zelda: How about I give you a new phrase?
King of Hyrule: Speak, my child.
Zelda: *grabs candy box* Enter the Wild World of Wonka?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Because you're worth it?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Maybe its Maybelline?
KOH: No.
Zelda: Easy breezy beautiful cover girl?
KOH: NO. I mean, uh, no.
Zelda: Because we're worth it too?
KOH: You already said that.
Zelda: No, I said 'because you're worth-
KOH: I dont care.
Zelda: Lets see: Gwen Stefani doesnt paint her nails in Wet Shine Diamond Nail Polish in Jewels 'N Berries while using Pantene hair care products like Nike Goddesses even though her best friends are John Frieda and Old Navy and Gap jackets? [CC: Do you have any idea how long it took to make that up?]
KOH: Thats the worst one yet!
Zelda: Hows about 'the true flavor of friendship'?
KOH: I love it! I dated Bonne once
Zelda: Bonne?
KOH: Where do you think Bonne is from? Well, she dumped me because she decided to pursue a career in the, uh, food department. Thats all she said.
Some voice through door: Speyshal deliveray!
King of Hyrule: I'll get it. Must be that gosh darned pizza place dude.
Some voice through door: Hurry up, its getting cold!
King of Hyrule: I didn't order anything! *throws open door*
Some chick who resembles Mister Bonbon: I ordered something for you.
King of Hyrule: How much?
Some chick who resembles Mister Bonbon: *talks like Enrique from Legally Blonde* Only the love in your heart.
King of Hyrule: Bonne!!!!!! *hugging scene*
Bonne: Meesta Bonbon to you!
King of Hyrule: I thought you were a guy!
Bonne: I pretended to be one since this 14somethings society doesnt allow gals to run pizza palaces!
King of hyrule: well now your back!
Zelda: Are you saying she'll be my new mom? Umm, eww!
King of Hyrule: How dare you insult Bonne!
Zelda: No, I said ooooh! Bonne can make me free lipgloss!
King of Hyrule: There is only one way. Pop one of these, Bon.
So Bonne takes a pill. Yup, a herbal pill.
Bonne: Rimmel mascara is Tara Reid's favorite armpit moisturizer by Neutrogena, like, umm, Jennifer Lopez and her favorite Gap Kids and HotKiss jackets.
King of Hyrule: Welcome to the family!
Uh, I dont know how to end this so, umm, bye
End of CHAPTER
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ah whatever
WILL the pill-popping ever stop. WILL Bonne OD (we're just making predictions, people!) WILL I post a special edition chappy? (the answer is yes) WILL this story stop seeming like a reality TV show and WILL this story ever end? Find out!
Lotsa luvin, CC ;P