The Zelda Characters go to School by Crazy Chick
22. Special Edition Chapter-ooh its a mystery! ^_^
A/N: Whats up ppl? It doesnt matter cuz I dont really care (jk yall! *cough*not*cough*)Now, this is a special edition mystery story-hehe
If you think this is good or not, please send in a review! Or just send in a review for the fun of it! Please dont leave without reviewing, I seriously desperately need them!
Disclaimer: Now's your last chance to buy a link-in-a-bottle so anyway I don't own zelda...hey how about zelda-in-a-bottle? Then I can say "I DO own Zelda!" MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER MEESTA BONBON IS REALLY A CHICK WHO IS THE KING OF HYRULE'S EX AND I WOULD LIKE SOME 'HERBAL' PILLS AND THIS IS THE REAL LAST CHAPTER!!!!
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Now on to our special edition mystery chapter...WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
King of Hyrule: Holy angles!
Impa: Holy angels?
King of Hyrule: No, holy angles! They're cool! And they're angles!
Impa: No duh Sherlock.
King of Hyrule: Hey Zelda's asleep, can you go wake her up for me?
Impa: Sure thing. *walks into Zelda's room* Hey Zelda wake--*gasp!*
The bedsheets were all messed up and the window was open.
Impa: *looks outside window, see's Zelda dead below* Oh no! WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
Yup, the princess had to be dead for sure. How could she have jumped out the window and survived?
King of Hyrule: I heard you screaming Impa. What's up?
Impa: The princess is dead! WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
King of Hyrule: The princess is dead? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
Impa: Oh darn, now those baked fish brains must go to waste...*sighs*
King of Hyrule: That's all you can think about right now? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!) I demand to get to the bottom of this!
So the king threw off his heavy mink robe, and picked up a trenchcoat which was conveniently there at the time. The king put on a nice big hat, grabbed a magnifying glass, and headed out. He ignored Impa who was crying over a plate of overly cooked fish brains.
*Now, where to first?* the king thought to himself. *Maybe Malon, Zelda's best friend knows something about this,* he thought, and walked off to Lon Lon Ranch. Then he realized he walked all the way here without one of his royal horses. Malon offers one but the king runs back to the castle, gets a horse and rides back to the ranch. The King decided to try his 'unsuspicious' act and see if she'd let out some information willingly.
"So Mallie-pallie," the King said, using his old nickname for her. Malon just rolled her eyes. "Whats up, Kingpin?" Malon asked, using her nickname for the king. "What's been going on with you and Zelda lately?" the king asked, then regretted it when he saw Malon's face start to turn red with fury.
"I was just minding my own business one day when Zelda came over," Malon said, looking like she might burst out crying any second. She doodled hearts around a messily written name on cucco print paper and scratched at others furiously. "She told me-about on MSN-but I bet that you already know the rest. You know how it is with gossip," Malon said, then burst out crying. "Um, no I don't," the king said cluelessly. "Um, sure. So she told me what Link said on MSN when her and Link and Marin were on MSN," Malon said through stifled sobs. "So you're getting mad about what Zelda told you what Link said?" the King asked, a little messed up about the whole sitch. "Yeah, she had TOTALLY no right to tell me what Link said, though I guess I happened to be overreacting," Malon said, trying to defend Link. "OK, then." The king rode his horse away from the ranch. "I'd definitely make her a suspect," the King said out loud, and avoided weird glares from passerbys. Then he saw Romani and Jason, two of the school's students, who were yelling at each other. "I've been so out of it, might as well let myself in on some more gossip," the king tried to say chic-ly, ignoring more weird glares.
"I can't believe you let that whore talk you into all that shit!" Romani yelled, trying to make a scene. "I have no idea what you're talking about, that did NOT happen," Jason tried to say calmly, though you could tell he was worried. "What tis up with all of the squabbling, dismay, hue and cry, din, and all that other baloney?" the King tried to say cooly, which did not work. "This bitch at school tried to hit on my guy," Romani said protectively. "I don't know what you're talking about! Even if someone actually tried to flirt, you're being much too possessive." "So you're calling me possessive when you nearly had a heart attack about me talking with Link?" "That was different." "Was not!" "Who is this girl you're yelling about anyway?" the King interrupted. 69. "That stupid excuse for a princess Zelda," Romani said, stomping her
foot. "Thanks for talking, I'll be off now," the king said slowly riding off. The king had no idea whether or not to add Romani to the list of suspects. Besides, she was probably trying to add to the preteen drama of everyone's life and wouldn't mean half the stuff she said. Everyone forgot about that stuff in a day anyhow. "I bet the principal would know the real scoop on these middle-schoolers. Well, Pamela and Suze aren't middle schoolers, but are qualified." The king rambled on all the way to Zora's Domain, avoiding more weird glances.
The King was surprised to see Ruto chucking pots at the wall. "This is about Zelda, right?" the king said. "Yup, and that lame-o 'royal' family. Royal family my butt, King of Hyrule!" Ruto screamed, chucking a pot at a voodoo doll of the king. The King winced as he felt a splitting pain in his back. Lol Ruto could clearly not tell the King of Hyrule was this person here wearing a tacky trenchcoat Zelda would never allow the king to step out of the house wearing. But Zelda was dead, right? "*I'm* worthy of their fancy riches! *I'm* worthy to gain the money and respect of all the peoples in Hyrule!" Ruto yelled. "Um, peoples?" "Hey, daddy says that. Anyway, I'm still a princess and the daughter of the principal, and I'm still a lowly commoner! I needed revenge on the family, and now might be my chance! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" "OK, I'll be going now..." The king was very disturbed indeed. "This search sucks. I'm goin home," the king said to himself, ignoring weird glares yet again.
"Finally, my little child is dead, and I hardly did anything! I've finally accomplished the goal of the Island Cannibals®, incorporated! Yep, I am an island cannibal, I was born in Koholint, despite the Kakariko rumors," a familiar voice cackled evilly. "Impa," the King of Hyrule murmured under his breath. "Oh kinglyface, I just finished dinner!" Impa said, plastering on a preppy voice she used for Apmi Aoikiralkak...I mean Okirakak. "Please tell me its not Zelda..." the King said under his breath. "Oh, she's still on the veranda, where she fell, thats tomorrow's dinner-I mean, what were you saying?" Impa said. Then the side of the wall crumbled to pieces in a matter of seconds, and Ganondorf blasted in.
"Give me the Triforce, or the princess dies," Ganondorf said, trying to act cool. "Um sorry, she's already dead. You're invited to the funeral, however..." the King said. "The princess? DEAD???? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)" Ganondorf cried out, then started to cry. Literally. Then Malon ran in. "I'm sooooo sorry for accusing Zelda of any of that stuff. I talked to Link, he said that Zelda just happened to be there and was defending me, and him and Marin broke up anyway." Malon started to cry and noticed Ganondorf crying. She normally would have cracked up, taken a pictograph and blackmailed him, but now was not the time for that. They cried together as Romani walked in, dragging Jason behind. "Zelda wasn't the one flirting," Romani admitted. "It was that little slut, Fado," she corrected. "Hey, no talking behind a pupil's back." "Pupil? And why is everyone crying?" "Because they meanly accused Zelda, hint hint, and now she's dead!" the king cried out. "Zelda? Dead? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)" Romani cried out. "I never got to apologise about making fun of her best friend," Jason said.
"When was that?" "Never, I just made it up so I can fit in and start crying." "Well, you're welcome to cry your eyes out!" So everyone started crying and the entire castle floors were covered in one mm of tears (and the castle covers quite a bit of surface area!) then Ruto, all washed up as usual (double meaning, hehe! ^_^) came in and added to the mess. "Give me all your money, mister king! MWHAHAHAHAHA!" Ruto yelled. "Huh?" Everyone said. "I said, give me all ur money, dumbos!" "Not you, there's a person behind you!"
Zelda: *casually walks in* Hi peeps, what's up? Is anyone in the shower cuz I kinda need to wash my hair.
Everyone: WTF??????!?!?!?!?!?
King of Hyrule: Now now dears, no need for foul langu-ZELDA??????!?!?!?!? WTF!!!!
Ruto: Speak for your self freak.
King of Hyrule: Speak for yourself you fishy freak!
Ruto: Speak for yourself you fish lookalike wannabe!
King of Hyrule: At least I don't stalk a guy who hates my guts!
Malon: Fish guts...um, eww?
Ruto: You people are so hurtful! WAAAAAAAAH! :'''''''( yuckie
Zelda: Why is everyone so freaked out about me? Do I have something on my face or something?
Impa: Nah, we just thought you were dead.
Zelda: When I fell out of that tree trying to escape school and I realized it was Saturday and I fell out of the tree and was knocked unconcious??? LOL! ^_^*
Reader: Man this mystery sucks. *highly considers reading another story*
Malon: NOOOOOO! Um, um, um...supercalafragalistikexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, uh, I forgot the rest.
Everyone: WTF?
Malon: I had to babysit Tijo.
Zelda: But he's a grown man!
Malon: Not like 'baby'-sitting...
Romani: The drummer of my favorite band is a druggie?
Malon: No, I don't think...I mean he aint a baby!
Everyone: Ohhhhhh!
Zelda: What about the song?
Malon: Mary Poppins. Hes like obsessed with that movie. [CC: In case you're confused, it has to do with another Zelda fic I made up but didn't post cuz it, um, sucks...]
Zelda: EWWW! My designer shoes are being ruined by all this water!
Ganondorf: I guess we cried a little much, huh? *Zelda gives him a weird look* I mean, um, THEY cried a lot, but I'm a REAL man! *chucks a deku nut and disappears*
Ok, before I end this chapter, I want to make a poll, and please vote! (another excuse to review...HINT HINT)
Should I make a sequel to this story?
FB) No way, this story is crap! FC) Definitely! I'll never live without my fanfic fix! FD) Sure, y not. (this is the same as B) FE) *in a weird accent voice*Ah don like em. DONT ASK! (this is the same as
A)
Thanx 4 ya help, luv yall! ^_^ :)
BYE BYE EVERYBODY! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU VOTE FOR, BECAUSE I'M MAKING A SEQUEL ANYWAY! (but vote, if it means your gonna review) HAVE FUN! BYE! LUV YALL
-a story by crazy chick
22. Special Edition Chapter-ooh its a mystery! ^_^
A/N: Whats up ppl? It doesnt matter cuz I dont really care (jk yall! *cough*not*cough*)Now, this is a special edition mystery story-hehe
If you think this is good or not, please send in a review! Or just send in a review for the fun of it! Please dont leave without reviewing, I seriously desperately need them!
Disclaimer: Now's your last chance to buy a link-in-a-bottle so anyway I don't own zelda...hey how about zelda-in-a-bottle? Then I can say "I DO own Zelda!" MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER MEESTA BONBON IS REALLY A CHICK WHO IS THE KING OF HYRULE'S EX AND I WOULD LIKE SOME 'HERBAL' PILLS AND THIS IS THE REAL LAST CHAPTER!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Now on to our special edition mystery chapter...WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
King of Hyrule: Holy angles!
Impa: Holy angels?
King of Hyrule: No, holy angles! They're cool! And they're angles!
Impa: No duh Sherlock.
King of Hyrule: Hey Zelda's asleep, can you go wake her up for me?
Impa: Sure thing. *walks into Zelda's room* Hey Zelda wake--*gasp!*
The bedsheets were all messed up and the window was open.
Impa: *looks outside window, see's Zelda dead below* Oh no! WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
Yup, the princess had to be dead for sure. How could she have jumped out the window and survived?
King of Hyrule: I heard you screaming Impa. What's up?
Impa: The princess is dead! WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
King of Hyrule: The princess is dead? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)
Impa: Oh darn, now those baked fish brains must go to waste...*sighs*
King of Hyrule: That's all you can think about right now? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!) I demand to get to the bottom of this!
So the king threw off his heavy mink robe, and picked up a trenchcoat which was conveniently there at the time. The king put on a nice big hat, grabbed a magnifying glass, and headed out. He ignored Impa who was crying over a plate of overly cooked fish brains.
*Now, where to first?* the king thought to himself. *Maybe Malon, Zelda's best friend knows something about this,* he thought, and walked off to Lon Lon Ranch. Then he realized he walked all the way here without one of his royal horses. Malon offers one but the king runs back to the castle, gets a horse and rides back to the ranch. The King decided to try his 'unsuspicious' act and see if she'd let out some information willingly.
"So Mallie-pallie," the King said, using his old nickname for her. Malon just rolled her eyes. "Whats up, Kingpin?" Malon asked, using her nickname for the king. "What's been going on with you and Zelda lately?" the king asked, then regretted it when he saw Malon's face start to turn red with fury.
"I was just minding my own business one day when Zelda came over," Malon said, looking like she might burst out crying any second. She doodled hearts around a messily written name on cucco print paper and scratched at others furiously. "She told me-about on MSN-but I bet that you already know the rest. You know how it is with gossip," Malon said, then burst out crying. "Um, no I don't," the king said cluelessly. "Um, sure. So she told me what Link said on MSN when her and Link and Marin were on MSN," Malon said through stifled sobs. "So you're getting mad about what Zelda told you what Link said?" the King asked, a little messed up about the whole sitch. "Yeah, she had TOTALLY no right to tell me what Link said, though I guess I happened to be overreacting," Malon said, trying to defend Link. "OK, then." The king rode his horse away from the ranch. "I'd definitely make her a suspect," the King said out loud, and avoided weird glares from passerbys. Then he saw Romani and Jason, two of the school's students, who were yelling at each other. "I've been so out of it, might as well let myself in on some more gossip," the king tried to say chic-ly, ignoring more weird glares.
"I can't believe you let that whore talk you into all that shit!" Romani yelled, trying to make a scene. "I have no idea what you're talking about, that did NOT happen," Jason tried to say calmly, though you could tell he was worried. "What tis up with all of the squabbling, dismay, hue and cry, din, and all that other baloney?" the King tried to say cooly, which did not work. "This bitch at school tried to hit on my guy," Romani said protectively. "I don't know what you're talking about! Even if someone actually tried to flirt, you're being much too possessive." "So you're calling me possessive when you nearly had a heart attack about me talking with Link?" "That was different." "Was not!" "Who is this girl you're yelling about anyway?" the King interrupted. 69. "That stupid excuse for a princess Zelda," Romani said, stomping her
foot. "Thanks for talking, I'll be off now," the king said slowly riding off. The king had no idea whether or not to add Romani to the list of suspects. Besides, she was probably trying to add to the preteen drama of everyone's life and wouldn't mean half the stuff she said. Everyone forgot about that stuff in a day anyhow. "I bet the principal would know the real scoop on these middle-schoolers. Well, Pamela and Suze aren't middle schoolers, but are qualified." The king rambled on all the way to Zora's Domain, avoiding more weird glances.
The King was surprised to see Ruto chucking pots at the wall. "This is about Zelda, right?" the king said. "Yup, and that lame-o 'royal' family. Royal family my butt, King of Hyrule!" Ruto screamed, chucking a pot at a voodoo doll of the king. The King winced as he felt a splitting pain in his back. Lol Ruto could clearly not tell the King of Hyrule was this person here wearing a tacky trenchcoat Zelda would never allow the king to step out of the house wearing. But Zelda was dead, right? "*I'm* worthy of their fancy riches! *I'm* worthy to gain the money and respect of all the peoples in Hyrule!" Ruto yelled. "Um, peoples?" "Hey, daddy says that. Anyway, I'm still a princess and the daughter of the principal, and I'm still a lowly commoner! I needed revenge on the family, and now might be my chance! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" "OK, I'll be going now..." The king was very disturbed indeed. "This search sucks. I'm goin home," the king said to himself, ignoring weird glares yet again.
"Finally, my little child is dead, and I hardly did anything! I've finally accomplished the goal of the Island Cannibals®, incorporated! Yep, I am an island cannibal, I was born in Koholint, despite the Kakariko rumors," a familiar voice cackled evilly. "Impa," the King of Hyrule murmured under his breath. "Oh kinglyface, I just finished dinner!" Impa said, plastering on a preppy voice she used for Apmi Aoikiralkak...I mean Okirakak. "Please tell me its not Zelda..." the King said under his breath. "Oh, she's still on the veranda, where she fell, thats tomorrow's dinner-I mean, what were you saying?" Impa said. Then the side of the wall crumbled to pieces in a matter of seconds, and Ganondorf blasted in.
"Give me the Triforce, or the princess dies," Ganondorf said, trying to act cool. "Um sorry, she's already dead. You're invited to the funeral, however..." the King said. "The princess? DEAD???? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)" Ganondorf cried out, then started to cry. Literally. Then Malon ran in. "I'm sooooo sorry for accusing Zelda of any of that stuff. I talked to Link, he said that Zelda just happened to be there and was defending me, and him and Marin broke up anyway." Malon started to cry and noticed Ganondorf crying. She normally would have cracked up, taken a pictograph and blackmailed him, but now was not the time for that. They cried together as Romani walked in, dragging Jason behind. "Zelda wasn't the one flirting," Romani admitted. "It was that little slut, Fado," she corrected. "Hey, no talking behind a pupil's back." "Pupil? And why is everyone crying?" "Because they meanly accused Zelda, hint hint, and now she's dead!" the king cried out. "Zelda? Dead? WHO KILLED THE PRINCESS? (dun dun duuuuuuuuuun!)" Romani cried out. "I never got to apologise about making fun of her best friend," Jason said.
"When was that?" "Never, I just made it up so I can fit in and start crying." "Well, you're welcome to cry your eyes out!" So everyone started crying and the entire castle floors were covered in one mm of tears (and the castle covers quite a bit of surface area!) then Ruto, all washed up as usual (double meaning, hehe! ^_^) came in and added to the mess. "Give me all your money, mister king! MWHAHAHAHAHA!" Ruto yelled. "Huh?" Everyone said. "I said, give me all ur money, dumbos!" "Not you, there's a person behind you!"
Zelda: *casually walks in* Hi peeps, what's up? Is anyone in the shower cuz I kinda need to wash my hair.
Everyone: WTF??????!?!?!?!?!?
King of Hyrule: Now now dears, no need for foul langu-ZELDA??????!?!?!?!? WTF!!!!
Ruto: Speak for your self freak.
King of Hyrule: Speak for yourself you fishy freak!
Ruto: Speak for yourself you fish lookalike wannabe!
King of Hyrule: At least I don't stalk a guy who hates my guts!
Malon: Fish guts...um, eww?
Ruto: You people are so hurtful! WAAAAAAAAH! :'''''''( yuckie
Zelda: Why is everyone so freaked out about me? Do I have something on my face or something?
Impa: Nah, we just thought you were dead.
Zelda: When I fell out of that tree trying to escape school and I realized it was Saturday and I fell out of the tree and was knocked unconcious??? LOL! ^_^*
Reader: Man this mystery sucks. *highly considers reading another story*
Malon: NOOOOOO! Um, um, um...supercalafragalistikexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, uh, I forgot the rest.
Everyone: WTF?
Malon: I had to babysit Tijo.
Zelda: But he's a grown man!
Malon: Not like 'baby'-sitting...
Romani: The drummer of my favorite band is a druggie?
Malon: No, I don't think...I mean he aint a baby!
Everyone: Ohhhhhh!
Zelda: What about the song?
Malon: Mary Poppins. Hes like obsessed with that movie. [CC: In case you're confused, it has to do with another Zelda fic I made up but didn't post cuz it, um, sucks...]
Zelda: EWWW! My designer shoes are being ruined by all this water!
Ganondorf: I guess we cried a little much, huh? *Zelda gives him a weird look* I mean, um, THEY cried a lot, but I'm a REAL man! *chucks a deku nut and disappears*
Ok, before I end this chapter, I want to make a poll, and please vote! (another excuse to review...HINT HINT)
Should I make a sequel to this story?
FB) No way, this story is crap! FC) Definitely! I'll never live without my fanfic fix! FD) Sure, y not. (this is the same as B) FE) *in a weird accent voice*Ah don like em. DONT ASK! (this is the same as
A)
Thanx 4 ya help, luv yall! ^_^ :)
BYE BYE EVERYBODY! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU VOTE FOR, BECAUSE I'M MAKING A SEQUEL ANYWAY! (but vote, if it means your gonna review) HAVE FUN! BYE! LUV YALL
-a story by crazy chick