THE 1000 Dollar Dare
Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!! EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THE WWE!!
Author: Kevin Khaos _____________________________________________________________ Why do we have to do this?" Said Rob Van Dam as he put a check next to the word GUARDRAILS on his inventory sheet.
"I think Eric just wanted us to do this. Hurricane! Stop eating the left-over popcorn!" yelled Trish Stratus
A shocked expression appeared on Hurricane's face. "You actually believe the superhero, the Hurricane, would stoop so low as to steal popcorn?!"
"Yes"
"How dare you!" (Hurricane Pose)"How can you prove this!"
While hurricane was complaining to Trish a popcorn bag fell fro the Hurricane's pocket.
"Oh.Ah. He He, How did that get there?" Said the Hurricane nervously
"SIGH, forget it"
RUMBLE
"What was that?" Said Lita who just came in with a box of Styrofoam bits
"Thunderstorm, don't you watch the news?" said Rob as he tried to balance on a ladder placing the box of bits onto a shelf
"You know Rob is a lot more sophisticated when the show ends." Lita pointed out
"DUDE! Totally not cool!"
"There goes that philosophy." Said Hurricane
RUMBLE
"AHHHH!!" screamed the Hurricane throwing his bag of popcorn directly at Rob
"DUDE!" Yelled Rob as the popcorn splattered over his face
"Ahh! Is the widle Hurricane afraid of a widle Thunder?" said Trish in a sing-songy voice
"Yes. Yes I am." Said Hurricane covering himself in the ring mats
"Oh. Um Ok." Said Trish not expecting that
CREEEAAAKKK
"What was that?!" Lita repeated only sounding more nervous
"It's the door." Said Trish nervously moving toward Rob "IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!!" Screamed Hurricane throwing the mats onto Rob, Trish, and Lita
"No its not, its just Jeff and his idiot brother Matt."
"I resent that." Said Matt Hardy as he took off his coat
"What are you guys doing here?" Said Jeff as he attempted to find the coat rack
"What are YOU doing here?" demanded Hurricane
"Uhhhhh. Photo shoot." Responded Matt
"Plus what was up with the screaming about a minute ago?" Jeff said still attempting to find the coat rack
"A. We are here because Eric had us take inventory. B. The Screaming was caused by are little Hurricane here. And C. There isn't a coat rack Jeff!" explained Trish
"The Hurricane never screams!"
RUMBLE
"AHHH!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!!" Screamed Hurricane as he threw another box of Styrofoam bits at Rob
"DUDE!! STILL NOT COOL!"
"Well anyway just don't stay here too long or else." said Jeff mysteriously
"What?" said Rob
"This arena is haunted by a ghost." Said Jeff
"A ghost?" said Hurricane shaking
"Yes one day a recording studio guy was recording a song for a wrestler. When he came back he didn't like it and fired him. The recorder was extremely angry, so he accidentally threw his fist into the electric box. " Matt said " Till this day he haunts this Arena trying to find the wrestler who fired him. You always will know when he's there when you hear weird entrance music. Then you hear pounding on doors, windows, walls, ect. But when you see green slime oozing through the cracks in the walls you know he's gonna GETCHA'!!"
"YEHHHH!" Screamed Hurricane
"Ohhh, C'mon, you actually believe in that? SIGH, I know Matt and Jeff. They like to make up stories." Said Lita
"Well we would like to stay but we have to go to the Photo Shoot." Said Matt as they left for the main Arena
"Yeah!!, Later!!" said Jeff as he sped to catch up with Matt
"Lets go too!" said Hurricane as he tried to leave
"C'mon! If you believe that than you should be a ghost too!" said Trish
"Ha! I bet you' that we could stay in this Arena longer that YOU!" said Rob
"The first one to leave the arena yelling and screaming loses and has to pay the winner's $1000 AND has to yell about how perfect the winners are AND has to become there personal slave!" challenged Trish
"YOUR ON! AND LET THE BEST DUDES-"
"Or dudettes."
"Right. Or DUDETTES WIN!" ___________________________________________________________________
So howdya like?R&R and don't flame! REMAINDER: DON'TANGER THE HAWKS! Later!
Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!! EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THE WWE!!
Author: Kevin Khaos _____________________________________________________________ Why do we have to do this?" Said Rob Van Dam as he put a check next to the word GUARDRAILS on his inventory sheet.
"I think Eric just wanted us to do this. Hurricane! Stop eating the left-over popcorn!" yelled Trish Stratus
A shocked expression appeared on Hurricane's face. "You actually believe the superhero, the Hurricane, would stoop so low as to steal popcorn?!"
"Yes"
"How dare you!" (Hurricane Pose)"How can you prove this!"
While hurricane was complaining to Trish a popcorn bag fell fro the Hurricane's pocket.
"Oh.Ah. He He, How did that get there?" Said the Hurricane nervously
"SIGH, forget it"
RUMBLE
"What was that?" Said Lita who just came in with a box of Styrofoam bits
"Thunderstorm, don't you watch the news?" said Rob as he tried to balance on a ladder placing the box of bits onto a shelf
"You know Rob is a lot more sophisticated when the show ends." Lita pointed out
"DUDE! Totally not cool!"
"There goes that philosophy." Said Hurricane
RUMBLE
"AHHHH!!" screamed the Hurricane throwing his bag of popcorn directly at Rob
"DUDE!" Yelled Rob as the popcorn splattered over his face
"Ahh! Is the widle Hurricane afraid of a widle Thunder?" said Trish in a sing-songy voice
"Yes. Yes I am." Said Hurricane covering himself in the ring mats
"Oh. Um Ok." Said Trish not expecting that
CREEEAAAKKK
"What was that?!" Lita repeated only sounding more nervous
"It's the door." Said Trish nervously moving toward Rob "IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!!" Screamed Hurricane throwing the mats onto Rob, Trish, and Lita
"No its not, its just Jeff and his idiot brother Matt."
"I resent that." Said Matt Hardy as he took off his coat
"What are you guys doing here?" Said Jeff as he attempted to find the coat rack
"What are YOU doing here?" demanded Hurricane
"Uhhhhh. Photo shoot." Responded Matt
"Plus what was up with the screaming about a minute ago?" Jeff said still attempting to find the coat rack
"A. We are here because Eric had us take inventory. B. The Screaming was caused by are little Hurricane here. And C. There isn't a coat rack Jeff!" explained Trish
"The Hurricane never screams!"
RUMBLE
"AHHH!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!!" Screamed Hurricane as he threw another box of Styrofoam bits at Rob
"DUDE!! STILL NOT COOL!"
"Well anyway just don't stay here too long or else." said Jeff mysteriously
"What?" said Rob
"This arena is haunted by a ghost." Said Jeff
"A ghost?" said Hurricane shaking
"Yes one day a recording studio guy was recording a song for a wrestler. When he came back he didn't like it and fired him. The recorder was extremely angry, so he accidentally threw his fist into the electric box. " Matt said " Till this day he haunts this Arena trying to find the wrestler who fired him. You always will know when he's there when you hear weird entrance music. Then you hear pounding on doors, windows, walls, ect. But when you see green slime oozing through the cracks in the walls you know he's gonna GETCHA'!!"
"YEHHHH!" Screamed Hurricane
"Ohhh, C'mon, you actually believe in that? SIGH, I know Matt and Jeff. They like to make up stories." Said Lita
"Well we would like to stay but we have to go to the Photo Shoot." Said Matt as they left for the main Arena
"Yeah!!, Later!!" said Jeff as he sped to catch up with Matt
"Lets go too!" said Hurricane as he tried to leave
"C'mon! If you believe that than you should be a ghost too!" said Trish
"Ha! I bet you' that we could stay in this Arena longer that YOU!" said Rob
"The first one to leave the arena yelling and screaming loses and has to pay the winner's $1000 AND has to yell about how perfect the winners are AND has to become there personal slave!" challenged Trish
"YOUR ON! AND LET THE BEST DUDES-"
"Or dudettes."
"Right. Or DUDETTES WIN!" ___________________________________________________________________
So howdya like?R&R and don't flame! REMAINDER: DON'TANGER THE HAWKS! Later!