The 1000 Dollar Dare

Chapter 2: Plotting and Potato Chips

Disclaimer: I STILL own NOTHING!!

Author: Kevin Khaos

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"I am NOT staying here you can NOT make me!" Complained the Hurricane as he whined to RVD to the delight of Trish and Lita

"Dude! DUDE! Calm down! Listen if you bum out now than like, we are going to have to be like their slaves and, wear T-Shirts that say like, 'TRISH STATUS IS GOD', and stuff"

That comment from RVD left Hurricane speechless as he gaped at him. "OH MY GOD!!"

"Dude like I know! Never knew a had a way with words, Huh?" RVD grinned

"No. I was gapping at the fact that we have to wear T-Shirts that would say that!"

"Hey!" Yelled Lita "Are you guys gonna' stay like men-"

"But, like, you're a woman!" Rob said confused

"I take back what I said about you earlier! But anyway you guys better stay here or we are going to start making the PINK T-Shirts we are going to make you guys wear later!" stated Lita

"Uhhhggg, Pink!" shivered Hurricane, "I'm in!"

"Alright! Well Lita and me are going to get some food. Its gonna be a loooooong night." Said Trish as they left the arena

~*~ "Pstttt! Are they gone?" questioned Hurricane

"Yeah." Checked Rob

"That's good! Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Uhhhhhh. 13?"

"SIGH! No! We could scare the girls into running out of the building!"

"Won't the ghost already do that?" said RVD "You heard Matt. Or ummmm. oh yeah! You were to busy hiding behind the boxes of mats and guardrails!"

"THERE'S A GHOST?!?! ACKKKK!!! WHY DID THE GIRLS GET TO GO!!" screamed Hurricane as he did what he did when Matt was there, and took his rightful place behind the boxes

BANG!!

"Whazzat?!" Said RVD as he headed toward Hurricane

"IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!!" As he threw a box that again landed on Rob

"Cool it Rob," said Rob calmly to himself as random numerous things fell on his head "Remember your Karma."

BANG!!

"It's coming closer!" shivered Hurricane

"It's getting louder!" shrieked Rob

BANG!!

"AHHHHHKKKKKK!!!" RVD & Hurricane Screamed

"Hey! Yo! Why are you guys still here?"

"JEFF?!"

"Yeah and in the flesh! Say what was with the screaming?"

"Ohhh. That. Um.. We're AHEM we're practicing for this horror play we have to do." Hurricane said

"Rrrrright."

"Yeah say what's with the banging?" Hurricane asked while removing coiled mat from his leg.

"Ohhh. That was the candy machine. Stupid thing took my dollar." Jeff pointed to a candy machine near the room

CLUNK!

"Yes! Oh Yes!!" Jeff said sprinting toward the machine, bent down, and removed a red bag "The wonderful, colorful, sugary taste there for known art tho as SKITTLES!!"

Jeff quickly emptied the bag into his mouth to the gaping mouths of RVD and Hurricane. "Do you think its smart for us to let Jeff to choke on those skittles?" Rob questioned

"I have no idea."

~*~

"Now sour cream & onion or BBQ?" Trish inspected

"How about baked or refried?" Lita pointed out

"Hmmmmm." Trish thought about what to get when a shadowely figure aprocced them with what looked like a huge sickle!

"IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!" Trish Shrieked

"No its not," Lita said trying to pry Trish off of her "It's just Jeff's idiot brother Matt."

"If you say that one more time I'll -"

"He He just joking."

"What are you guy doing?"

"Shopping why?"

"Your staying the night aren't you?" Matt said with a smirk

"Yeah," Trish confessed "What's it to you?"

"I'm just saying that you guys better be on your guard," Matt warned "I think that Rob and Hurricane are plotting. Be carefull."

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