THE 1000 DOLLAR DARE
AUTHOR: Kevin Khaos. Who still owns nothing! SOB!! CHAPTER 3: Swamp things and Sauerkraut DISCLAIMER: Didn't I already tell you I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!. WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! ___________________________________________________________________
"Ha ha!" Trish laughed, "I can't believe you actually believed in the swamp thing!"
"Hmppp."
"Ha ha! At least I'm not superstitious!" Trish continue to laugh
"Hey!" Hurricane protested "A little birdie told me at the store you were crying that there's a swamp thing too!"
"No WAY!"
"Yes way!" Hurricane stuck out his hand "Kevin Khaos! I summon you!"
Instead of Kevin Khaos they got a hawk, which landed on Hurricane's shoulder. Hurricane took out the letter that was in its foot. "Kevin Khaos sends his regards. He thinks that this will help you."
The hawk dropped a tape recorder, which Hurricane played. "AHHHH!! IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!"
"As you were saying?" Rob said to Trish with a smile
"Well. Um. Uhhh. BATHROOM!!" Trish sprinted to the bathroom
"Sooo Rob do you know what's up with this Swamp Thing?"
"Yeah check it out," Rob then removed a TV Guide "8:30 Revenge of the Swamp Thing. 9:00 The Swamp Thing's Revenge. 9:30 The Revenge of the Things from the Swamps."
"Any difference between them?"
"None whatsoever."
"Whatzhat?" Hurricane said as he suddenly had a paranoid expression
"SIGH. we all know its gonna be Jeff and his idiot brother Matt." Said Rob
"You shouldn't say that." Lita warned
"Why?"
"Remember the warning Jeff's Favorite Skittle said and remember what happened when you insulted that author ummm uhhhh. oh yeah hypr angl. Remember how foul he made you look!"
"Oh yeah."
Bang!
"IT'S THE SWAMP-"
"Cool it dude. Save it for later." Said RVD covering Hurricanes mouth with his hand
Bang!!
"IT'S THE SWAMP TH-"
"DON'T" Said Lita
BANG!!!
"IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!"
"ACKKKK!!" Groaned Lita and Rob
"The Rock wants to know why you guys are screaming!"
"Hey its . somebody's idiot brother Rock!"
"What are you doing here?"
"The Rock needs to organize his Bill Goldberg taunts."
"Riiight."
"Now the Rock wants to know what are YOU guys and gals doing here?"
"Trish and Lita challenged us to stay the night."
"And if we lose we have to pay them 1000 dollars."
"Ha! I bet you that the Rock alone can whoop all your tails!"
"You wish!"
CREEAAAK!!
"ACKKK!! Ohhh. its just Matt and his idiot brother Jeff." Rock said
"No it's Jeff and his idiot brother MATT!" Hurricane corrected
"Its neither, Jeff's FS is gonna go ballistic again." Rob said
"Ohhhh."
Right then Jeff and his bro Matt (That's not idiot bro by the way.) burst in.
"Guys come quick!!" Jeff grabbed all of theme and towed them to a room
"Hey is that a swimming pool?" Rob asked
"Yup and looks like its filled with."
"SAURKRAUT!!" Matt yelled "THE GHOST OF SAURER K. RAUT USED TO LOVE SAURKRAUT!"
"Who?"
"Saurer K. Raut the recorder." Matt clarified "He used to love Sauerkraut."
"Well anyway I would like to tell that the Rock is officially in this contest!"
"He used to love Sauerkraut."
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So Howjya' Like again!
Make suggestions comments ANYTHING!
Just don't flame
DON'T ANGER THE HAWKS!!
AUTHOR: Kevin Khaos. Who still owns nothing! SOB!! CHAPTER 3: Swamp things and Sauerkraut DISCLAIMER: Didn't I already tell you I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!. WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! ___________________________________________________________________
"Ha ha!" Trish laughed, "I can't believe you actually believed in the swamp thing!"
"Hmppp."
"Ha ha! At least I'm not superstitious!" Trish continue to laugh
"Hey!" Hurricane protested "A little birdie told me at the store you were crying that there's a swamp thing too!"
"No WAY!"
"Yes way!" Hurricane stuck out his hand "Kevin Khaos! I summon you!"
Instead of Kevin Khaos they got a hawk, which landed on Hurricane's shoulder. Hurricane took out the letter that was in its foot. "Kevin Khaos sends his regards. He thinks that this will help you."
The hawk dropped a tape recorder, which Hurricane played. "AHHHH!! IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!"
"As you were saying?" Rob said to Trish with a smile
"Well. Um. Uhhh. BATHROOM!!" Trish sprinted to the bathroom
"Sooo Rob do you know what's up with this Swamp Thing?"
"Yeah check it out," Rob then removed a TV Guide "8:30 Revenge of the Swamp Thing. 9:00 The Swamp Thing's Revenge. 9:30 The Revenge of the Things from the Swamps."
"Any difference between them?"
"None whatsoever."
"Whatzhat?" Hurricane said as he suddenly had a paranoid expression
"SIGH. we all know its gonna be Jeff and his idiot brother Matt." Said Rob
"You shouldn't say that." Lita warned
"Why?"
"Remember the warning Jeff's Favorite Skittle said and remember what happened when you insulted that author ummm uhhhh. oh yeah hypr angl. Remember how foul he made you look!"
"Oh yeah."
Bang!
"IT'S THE SWAMP-"
"Cool it dude. Save it for later." Said RVD covering Hurricanes mouth with his hand
Bang!!
"IT'S THE SWAMP TH-"
"DON'T" Said Lita
BANG!!!
"IT'S THE SWAMP THING!!"
"ACKKKK!!" Groaned Lita and Rob
"The Rock wants to know why you guys are screaming!"
"Hey its . somebody's idiot brother Rock!"
"What are you doing here?"
"The Rock needs to organize his Bill Goldberg taunts."
"Riiight."
"Now the Rock wants to know what are YOU guys and gals doing here?"
"Trish and Lita challenged us to stay the night."
"And if we lose we have to pay them 1000 dollars."
"Ha! I bet you that the Rock alone can whoop all your tails!"
"You wish!"
CREEAAAK!!
"ACKKK!! Ohhh. its just Matt and his idiot brother Jeff." Rock said
"No it's Jeff and his idiot brother MATT!" Hurricane corrected
"Its neither, Jeff's FS is gonna go ballistic again." Rob said
"Ohhhh."
Right then Jeff and his bro Matt (That's not idiot bro by the way.) burst in.
"Guys come quick!!" Jeff grabbed all of theme and towed them to a room
"Hey is that a swimming pool?" Rob asked
"Yup and looks like its filled with."
"SAURKRAUT!!" Matt yelled "THE GHOST OF SAURER K. RAUT USED TO LOVE SAURKRAUT!"
"Who?"
"Saurer K. Raut the recorder." Matt clarified "He used to love Sauerkraut."
"Well anyway I would like to tell that the Rock is officially in this contest!"
"He used to love Sauerkraut."
______________________________________________________________
So Howjya' Like again!
Make suggestions comments ANYTHING!
Just don't flame
DON'T ANGER THE HAWKS!!