Published 09-26-03
Updated 09-04-07

Author's Note:I figure there's no harm in leaving this up, since it's more or less angst-free. The punctuation and capitalization was atrocious, though, so I fixed it. Didn't touch the actual story, though. I'm too lazy. Revel in my Grade 8 writing skills! D:

Will occasionally leave the original Author's Notes intact... but I've labeled them "old".

The Horror of Amy

"Shhhh... Stay low and keep quiet!" Sonic whispered at Tails. "Maybe it won't see us."

Tails giggled, and Sonic elbowed him."Cut it out! You'll get us caught!"

Amy stopped not far from their hiding place and looked around. "Where could those guys have gotten to?" she thought aloud. Sonic held his breath. He could smell the heavily perfumed scent that Amy always had, and it was nauseating. Amy leaned on the handle of her Piko Piko hammer, thinking.

Sonic remained in the shadows, pressed up against the wall of a building. He made his way along it and Tails followed. "You go ahead of me," Sonic told Tails, keeping his voice down. Tails nodded and moved ahead. Sonic went after him. Unfortunately, he accidentally stepped on one of the fox's dual tails.

"Ouch!"

Amy turned, and her eyes lit up. "There you are, Sonic! I was looking everywhere for you!"

Tails was on his knees, hugging his injured tail against his chest. Sonic sighed. Amy rushed over and hugged Sonic very close to her, almost to the point that he couldn't breathe.

"I'm sorry that I stepped on you, Tails," Sonic said. "And for my death wish, I'd like you to pray that my Amy-tortured soul goes to Heaven."

"I will," Tails said painfully.

Amy laughed. "Sonic, you're so funny, darling! We aren't doing anything awful. We're just gonna go over to my house."

"Oh great. I'll die a horrible death in the flaming pits of hell..."

"And guess what?" Amy asked. "Tails can come too!"

"No! Have mercy on him!" Sonic pleaded. "He's just a kid!"

Amy grabbed the fox by his two tails and dragged him and dragged him off along with Sonic anyways.

By the time they reached Amy's house, Sonic was squeezed nearly to the crushed point, and Tails was crying from the pains of being dragged by his tails. Amy shoved them both onto her bed. "You guys are gonna help me try on outfits," Amy told them.

"Well, I guess that isn't so bad," Tails began, drying his tears. "Right. Sonic?"

" --- Only, I'm gonna try those outfits on you two!" Amy finished. Tails stared at her in disbelief and horror.

"Noooo!" Sonic wailed. "I can see my life flashing before my eyes!" He hugged Tails. "I'm going to die a horrible death wearing a dress in the flaming pits of hell!"

Amy smiled cheerfully. "Don't listen to him, Tails. It's not really that bad." She paused. "In fact, I think I have the perfect thing for you...Come with me!"

She brought Tails into the other room. Ten minutes later, he came out wearing what almost looked like it was intended to be a princess outfit. Purple lace and shimmering pink material tumbled to the floor as a long graceful skirt. The over-decorated top half was covered in cut glass shaped like stars. Tails even had mascara on. He managed a very weak, nervous-looking smile.

"Isn't he just the cutest?!" Amy squealed. "I knew it would fit since the size was 'Petite'."

Sonic looked just plain sickened. "Please don't tell me you had him wear high-heels and lacy underskirts with that."

"Yep!" Amy exclaimed. "Cute, huh?! Now it's your turn, Sonic!"

Sonic screamed. "Noooo! Please have mercy on me!

Old Author's Note: (Well, that was a short chapter. I wanna leave you all in suspense!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Chapter 2 will come sometime)

Author's Note 09-04-07: Is maniacal laughter obligatory in Author's Notes or something?