Amy dragged Shadow and Eggman in by the scruffs of their necks and threw them into her bedroom. She had re-captured Tails as well and had him tied and chained him to the chair Knuckles had been chained to earlier.

"Alright, guys!" Amy began happily. "Beachwear time!"

Knuckles, still in a cheer leader outfit with ribbons in his dreadlocks, confidently objected. "This is insanity!" he cried. "Guys wearing a girl's clothes is wrong and sick!"

"Oh!" Amy said. "So you want to go first Knuckles?" She grabbed him and dragged him into another room. In a few minutes, he came back with her, his face completely pink from embarrassment. He was wearing a tropical-print bikini and purple sunglasses. His dreadlocks were tied into a ponytail. All the guys turned away in disgust.

Amy squealed with happiness. "You're all gonna look so cute!!!"

Eggman looked desperate. "There must be a way out!!" He grabbed a telepipe-creator out of his pocket and desperately tried to make a way out of Amy's House of Doom. But it turns out the telepipe only made a way out from an alternate dimension! The Archie Sonic dimension... So guess who popped in?

Bunnie and Rotor.

"Yaaaay!" Amy cried. "Another guy came to join the fun!"

Rotor looked surprised. "What do you mean?"

Amy grabbed him. Quick as a wink, she had him stuffed into a thong bikini. Everyone groaned and looked away. Ugh, seeing Knuckles in a bikini was better than that. Rotor was very embarrassed. Bunnie actually sided with Amy. "Yah know, Amy, ah'm a hairdresser..." she said.

"Hooray!" Amy said. "Now we can make everyone look their best!!" She giggled.

"Waaaah! Never!" Sonic shrieked. "There is no way in the world you're going to do my quills. Ever."

"Oh we'll just see about that," Amy chuckled. "You just wait, Sonic..."

OLD AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes. It was so short. I know. But at least there's more for you little peoples to read now. .; Anyways, i have more updates to do, I think, so I will go now...

Author's Note 08-04-07: It looks a little better as a whole now. I still don't understand why I wrote this in the first place, though.