"Waaaah! Amy, why are you doing this to me?" Tails sobbed as Amy put him into a shimmery blue bikini. "It's not fair! I'm only eight years old!!"

Bunnie was doing his fur so it looked all curled and feminine. "Sugah, dontcha worry none. We ain't gonna hurtcha."

Tails sniffled. Amy was very happy. "Guess what? I invited Rouge to come do make-up!" she announced.

"Why are you doing this, you evil woman?" Knuckles demanded in his tropical-patterned beachwear.

"Because it's fun!" Amy replied happily.

Knuckles sighed. "Pretty dumb reason. I think she missed councilling or something."

Rotor was in his incredible misery in that thong, Big was wearing a huge frilly single-piece swimsuit that looked as though it could blow up at any given moment, and Sonic was too busy pouting about his metallic tanktop swimsuit to care about anything else.

Amy came out of her Closet of Horrors with two more sets of beachwear: one for Eggman and one for our favorite Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow.

"I hope this fits you, Eggman," Amy said as she stuffed him into a swimsuit that looked more like a ballerina costume than it did swimwear. "And I hope you look good in purple and gold, Shadow!" She forced him into a slinky two-piece swimsuit that was purple with golden cloud designs on it. Shadow's face went beet-red.

"Must I look so ridiculous?" he asked.

Rouge walked in the door. "Hey, guys. Hey, Amy." She put down her massive bag of make-up.

Sonic's eyes widened in surprise. "That bag is so big you could shove a fridge in it!"

"Nah. I just brought a few little things," Rouge said coolly.

"Yeah," Shadow replied. "...Like a plastic surgeon."

Bunnie grabbed Shadow by the shoulders and pulled him onto a chair. "It's yer turn, sugah," she said. "We simply gotta do somethin' about them quills ah yers. They're just a big mess!" She grabbed a couple of things.

"No!" Shadow cried. "Not me! Do... uhm... Rotor! He's uglier!"

Bunnie looked over at Rotor, who was itching his big purple ass. "Oh mah stars...He is damn ugly..." She shoved Shadow out of the chair and dragged in Rotor instead.

"Sugah," she announced. Ah' m gonna give you a makeover!"

Rouge and Amy squealed with joy. "Yay! Makeover time!"

"Nooo!" Rotor screamed

Old Author's Note: Betcha can't wait for the next chapter: ROTOR'S MAKE-OVER! What? I'm only revealing the truth of how freakishly scary and evil Amy can be!!

Author's Note 08-04-07: Only one more chapter. Thank goodness.