Disclaimer: Ok I've already done a disclaimer. And if I'm not mistaken I
told you to kiss my ass. But oh well I shall say it again. I do not own any
frickin' anime shows. So if you wanna sue me. . ... YOU CAN KISS MY
ASS! There! I said it! I said it!
Bat wings: Hello! And welcome back to. THE ANIME TORTURE REALM! I'm Bat wings! . Fox ears? *looks around* Fox ears? . MINIONS! Where's Fox ears?!
Mini dragon from hell: I believe that closet.
Bat wings:-_-. Why?
Mini dragon from hell: I dunno.
Bat wings: my aren't you just helpful. *gets up and walks to closet and opens it* O.o Fox ears! Get out of there! You, too, Vicious!
Fox ears: *stumbles out blushing furiously* Oh! The shows on! My bad.
Vicious: *walks out calmly and smiling the goes over to his post by the chairs*
Bat wings: Fox ears! Didn't I say no making out with our new steves?!
Fox ears: *ears lower in guilt* Yes.
Bat wings: Okay. Now say your line.
Fox ears: *face brightens up and ears perk* And I'm Fox ears!
Bat wings: Today we will be interviewing the cast of Cowboy Bebop!
Fox ears: And. wait, but our steve is from that show!
Bat wings: . Oh well!
Fox ears: Ok! And we will ask them annoying questions and give them dumbass dares until they are driven to insanity! *as soon as she is done saying that her ears flop back down into original position*
Bat wings: . Okay okay! Go get our guest Fox ears!
Fox ears: YAY! *runs to the hallway that leads to the green room and disappears*
Bat wings: And we will be back after this commercial break!
*buzzer sounds off*
Bat wings: *smile fades from her face*
Fox ears: *from distance* GAH! LET GO OF ME DICK!
Bat wings: *sighs* Fox ears. *walks down hallway to green room*
~*green room*~
*in green room Edward *it's a girl* is crawling around on the chairs while Spike is holding Fox ears upside down by her tail*
Fox ears: *arms crossed in a huff and using them to keep her shirt from falling down* Bat wings, can you tell him to PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN?!
Bat wings: *walks up to Spike and punches him in the jaw*
Spike: *drops Fox ears, stumbles, and swallows his cigarette* Ow! . GULP! BLECK!
Bat wings: No smoking.
Fox ears: *lands on her head* OWY! *scrambles to her feet and runs over to Spike and kicks him in the knee* TAKE THAT!
Bat wings: Fox ears! Just grab Faye and let's go!
Fox ears: Ok! *grabs Faye's arm and drags her down the hall after Bat wings*
~*on stage*~
Bat wings: *sits down in chair along with Fox ears and sat Faye down on a couch*
Camera man: And we're on in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1!
Bat wings: Hi! And welcome back from the commercial break! Our first guest is none other than Faye Valentine!
Audience: *claps*
Faye's wild fan group *men only*: *howls and barks*
Fox ears: Now we are going to dare Faye to do something after we get a couple questions from the audience!
*audience raise hands waving them madly*
Fox ears: . ummmm. You!
Audience member #645: Have you ever been screwed by Spike or Jet?!
Faye: O.o Aren't you eager to know!
645: ANSWER!
Faye: ;_P FINE! Spike. yes.
Audience: *howls, yelps, yells "YOU OWE ME $20 BOBBY!" , and ew's*
Faye: And Jet.
Audience: DON'T SAY YES!
Faye: =o.o= yes.
Audience: *starts barfing* OMG! BLEH!
Some audience member: THAT'S ANOTHER $50, BOBBY!
Fox ears: I'm gonna die.
Bat wings: . disturbing. but now that we know that both Spike "and" Jet have had enough of Faye, let's have her do a dare! . "not" including them.
Fox ears: *is recovering* . *gasp* .
Bat wings: Okay then. I guess I have to take Fox ears jo-
Fox ears: O.O NOOOOOO!
Bat wings: -_-
Fox ears: Now Faye must. must. *leans over to Bat wings and whispers* What is she suppose to do?
Bat wings: I don't know! I thought you had an idea.
Fox ears: 9.9
Bat wings: *light bulb* And now it is time for a commercial break!
Fox ears: Good save-
Bat wings:- but there go our ratings.
Fox ears: Yup. down the drain. they're dead. in the grave. gone to heaven. or hell.
Bat wings: That's enough
Fox ears: Yeah.
Bat wings: So, got any ideas?
Fox ears: Nope!
Vicious: *leans over to them* May I make a suggestion?
*massive whispering and giggles*
~*2 minutes later*~
Vicious: *straightens up and stands at post smiling*
Fox ears: You get extra pay for that!
Bat wings: You are all sick, perverted SOB's. but we have to use it.
Camera man: and we're on in 5. 4. a screw it! GO!
Bat wings: Welcome back from our commercial break!
Fox ears: Now we shall tell Faye her dare!
Faye: Spare me.
Fox ears: I shall ignore that request and continue! Faye must be attacked and frenched by these specially trained Faye Frenching and Attacking cows which I have now clue where they came from but we are using them anyways!
Vicious: *look up at ceiling innocently*
Faye: O.o o.O O.O o.o I WON'T!
Bat wings: Ah! But you must-
Fox ears:- or suffer your clothes- *pulls out lighter*
Bat wings: - and your hair! *pulls out container of green hair dye and electric shaver*
Faye: M-m-m-m-m-my clothes?! . and my hair?!
Both: *nod evilly*
Faye: Shit. Fine.
Fox ears: *like from Austin Powers* BRING OUT THE COWS!
*specially trained cows come out of hallway to the right and attack Faye*
Faye: GAH! *kicks one cow in the gut sending him flying into the camera*
Bat wings: OFF!
*cows climb off of Faye*
Bat wings: Well you did not do the dare properly! You resisted! *claps hands together twice*
*two people come out of the same hallway as the cows. One a hair stylist and the other a pyro*
Pyro: *grabs Faye and drags her off the set*
Faye: Nooooo!
Fox ears: *yells after her* YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT CAMERA!
Bat wings: . right. Well, we'll be back after this commercial break! And we will have our next guest!
*buzzer sounds off*
Fox ears: *this time her smile fades* I need caffeine. and a barf bag.
Bat wings: *chucks mountain dew code red at Fox ears*
Fox ears: *gets hit in the head with the md then catches it as it falls and chugs it* . still need a barf bag.
Bat wings: ;_P Now go get Spike!
Fox ears: ;_P You're coming with.
Bat wings: Ohhhh! You're scared he's gonna grab you again!
Fox ears: Am not! *grabs Bat wings hand and drags her down the hall* Come one!
*both walk into green room*
*sound of a girl screaming, a loud smack, and then a male "ow"*
Fox ears: *storms out followed by Bat wings who is dragging Spike behind her* THAT'S IT! I HATE HIM!
Spike: You have a cigarette?
Both: No.
Spike: Damn.
Fox ears: I need a Code Red. *pulls out a Mountain Dew Code Red and starts chugging but gets half way through and the count down starts causing her to spew red soda everywhere*
3.
Both: O.O AH! QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! SIT DOWN! *shove Spike into a seat*
2.
*Fox ears and Bat wings collide into each other while heading while heading for their seats*
1.
*both are sitting down feeling for their pulses*
Go!
Bat wings: Welcome back!
Fox ears: And our next guest! Spike Spiegal!
Spike fan group: AHHHH! WE LOVE YOU SPIKE!
Vicious: *counting the girls in Spikes fan group then in his* O.o *starts counting again*
Bat wings: Now do we have any questions from the audience?
Audience member #285: *stands up without being called on* WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
Spike: Uh. *cigarette that he some how found hanging from his bottom lip as his mouth gapes open*
*more girls start standing up and shouting stuff like "DO YOU WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIT IN MY PANTS?!"*
Bat wings: *puts her face in her hand* Fox ears.
Fox ears: Vicious.
Vicious: *walks up to the screaming girls and throws them in their seats* *smirks*
Girls: Oooooo! What big muscles you have! *all cling to Vicious*
Vicious: *enjoying it all*
Fox ears: O.O *launches on the clinging girls* HE'S MINE!
Faye: *runs through naked and her hair is partially shaved off and has been dyed green then exits through the other door way*
Spike: *eyes follow her then he cat growls and run after her*
Bat wings: 9.9 Great.
Fox ears: *is in front of Vicious forcing him to back up while she wards off daring girls*
Vicious: *is forced to sit in a chair by Fox Ears*
Bat wings: Well, *claps hands together* now that peace has been restored. THWACK! *hits rogue girl with a newspaper roll* . we shall continue. Fox ears, get the next guest.
Fox ears: ;_P You go do it! I'm comfy! Besides I don't trust them to keep their hands off of Vicious and I don't trust him to not give them a reason! *is sitting happily on top of a pile of girls who have been knocked unconscious and is occasionally bapping a few over the head*
Bat wings: -.- . what ever. *walks off to the green room*
~*green room*~
Bat wings: Ein. You're next.
Ein: Bark bark
Bat wings: . right. *walks out of the green room with Ein trotting along happily behind her*
~*on stage*~
Fox ears: *is attacking a girl*
Bat wings: I need a vacation.
Fox ears: *is victorious, then trips down the pile of people and lands sprawled out over Ein*
Ein: YELP!
Fox ears: *sits up* Ow. my ears. *her foofy ears twitch insanely*
Bat wings: *picks fox ears up and puts her in her seat then puts Ein in her lap*
Ein: groooowwwwlll. CHOMP
~*somewhere deep within the studios many corridors and rooms*~
*high pitched bone chilling scream can be heard*
~*back on stage*~
Fox ears: *is hopping around trying to shake Ein off her hand*
Counter dude: 3.
Fox ears: *is on her back trying to kick Ein off her hand*
Counter dude: 2.
Fox ears: *is biting Ein back now*
Counter dude: 1.
Fox ears: *runs around with Ein still holding onto her hand and crashes into the camera as it turns on*
*camera falls over and feet run around in front of the lense and some sparks come from a wire on the camera that broke*
*more people running as a fire starts on the set*
Fox ears: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Bat wings: *bends down so her face is in front of the lense* SORRY WE HAVE TO GO SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE ANI- *is cut short by a beam falling and she screams and runs*
*everything goes black*
Note: Sry we didn't have the cast of Outlaw Star. Me and Bat wings thought it up but I've forgotten most of it so I have to consult her first.
Bat wings: Hello! And welcome back to. THE ANIME TORTURE REALM! I'm Bat wings! . Fox ears? *looks around* Fox ears? . MINIONS! Where's Fox ears?!
Mini dragon from hell: I believe that closet.
Bat wings:-_-. Why?
Mini dragon from hell: I dunno.
Bat wings: my aren't you just helpful. *gets up and walks to closet and opens it* O.o Fox ears! Get out of there! You, too, Vicious!
Fox ears: *stumbles out blushing furiously* Oh! The shows on! My bad.
Vicious: *walks out calmly and smiling the goes over to his post by the chairs*
Bat wings: Fox ears! Didn't I say no making out with our new steves?!
Fox ears: *ears lower in guilt* Yes.
Bat wings: Okay. Now say your line.
Fox ears: *face brightens up and ears perk* And I'm Fox ears!
Bat wings: Today we will be interviewing the cast of Cowboy Bebop!
Fox ears: And. wait, but our steve is from that show!
Bat wings: . Oh well!
Fox ears: Ok! And we will ask them annoying questions and give them dumbass dares until they are driven to insanity! *as soon as she is done saying that her ears flop back down into original position*
Bat wings: . Okay okay! Go get our guest Fox ears!
Fox ears: YAY! *runs to the hallway that leads to the green room and disappears*
Bat wings: And we will be back after this commercial break!
*buzzer sounds off*
Bat wings: *smile fades from her face*
Fox ears: *from distance* GAH! LET GO OF ME DICK!
Bat wings: *sighs* Fox ears. *walks down hallway to green room*
~*green room*~
*in green room Edward *it's a girl* is crawling around on the chairs while Spike is holding Fox ears upside down by her tail*
Fox ears: *arms crossed in a huff and using them to keep her shirt from falling down* Bat wings, can you tell him to PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN?!
Bat wings: *walks up to Spike and punches him in the jaw*
Spike: *drops Fox ears, stumbles, and swallows his cigarette* Ow! . GULP! BLECK!
Bat wings: No smoking.
Fox ears: *lands on her head* OWY! *scrambles to her feet and runs over to Spike and kicks him in the knee* TAKE THAT!
Bat wings: Fox ears! Just grab Faye and let's go!
Fox ears: Ok! *grabs Faye's arm and drags her down the hall after Bat wings*
~*on stage*~
Bat wings: *sits down in chair along with Fox ears and sat Faye down on a couch*
Camera man: And we're on in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1!
Bat wings: Hi! And welcome back from the commercial break! Our first guest is none other than Faye Valentine!
Audience: *claps*
Faye's wild fan group *men only*: *howls and barks*
Fox ears: Now we are going to dare Faye to do something after we get a couple questions from the audience!
*audience raise hands waving them madly*
Fox ears: . ummmm. You!
Audience member #645: Have you ever been screwed by Spike or Jet?!
Faye: O.o Aren't you eager to know!
645: ANSWER!
Faye: ;_P FINE! Spike. yes.
Audience: *howls, yelps, yells "YOU OWE ME $20 BOBBY!" , and ew's*
Faye: And Jet.
Audience: DON'T SAY YES!
Faye: =o.o= yes.
Audience: *starts barfing* OMG! BLEH!
Some audience member: THAT'S ANOTHER $50, BOBBY!
Fox ears: I'm gonna die.
Bat wings: . disturbing. but now that we know that both Spike "and" Jet have had enough of Faye, let's have her do a dare! . "not" including them.
Fox ears: *is recovering* . *gasp* .
Bat wings: Okay then. I guess I have to take Fox ears jo-
Fox ears: O.O NOOOOOO!
Bat wings: -_-
Fox ears: Now Faye must. must. *leans over to Bat wings and whispers* What is she suppose to do?
Bat wings: I don't know! I thought you had an idea.
Fox ears: 9.9
Bat wings: *light bulb* And now it is time for a commercial break!
Fox ears: Good save-
Bat wings:- but there go our ratings.
Fox ears: Yup. down the drain. they're dead. in the grave. gone to heaven. or hell.
Bat wings: That's enough
Fox ears: Yeah.
Bat wings: So, got any ideas?
Fox ears: Nope!
Vicious: *leans over to them* May I make a suggestion?
*massive whispering and giggles*
~*2 minutes later*~
Vicious: *straightens up and stands at post smiling*
Fox ears: You get extra pay for that!
Bat wings: You are all sick, perverted SOB's. but we have to use it.
Camera man: and we're on in 5. 4. a screw it! GO!
Bat wings: Welcome back from our commercial break!
Fox ears: Now we shall tell Faye her dare!
Faye: Spare me.
Fox ears: I shall ignore that request and continue! Faye must be attacked and frenched by these specially trained Faye Frenching and Attacking cows which I have now clue where they came from but we are using them anyways!
Vicious: *look up at ceiling innocently*
Faye: O.o o.O O.O o.o I WON'T!
Bat wings: Ah! But you must-
Fox ears:- or suffer your clothes- *pulls out lighter*
Bat wings: - and your hair! *pulls out container of green hair dye and electric shaver*
Faye: M-m-m-m-m-my clothes?! . and my hair?!
Both: *nod evilly*
Faye: Shit. Fine.
Fox ears: *like from Austin Powers* BRING OUT THE COWS!
*specially trained cows come out of hallway to the right and attack Faye*
Faye: GAH! *kicks one cow in the gut sending him flying into the camera*
Bat wings: OFF!
*cows climb off of Faye*
Bat wings: Well you did not do the dare properly! You resisted! *claps hands together twice*
*two people come out of the same hallway as the cows. One a hair stylist and the other a pyro*
Pyro: *grabs Faye and drags her off the set*
Faye: Nooooo!
Fox ears: *yells after her* YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT CAMERA!
Bat wings: . right. Well, we'll be back after this commercial break! And we will have our next guest!
*buzzer sounds off*
Fox ears: *this time her smile fades* I need caffeine. and a barf bag.
Bat wings: *chucks mountain dew code red at Fox ears*
Fox ears: *gets hit in the head with the md then catches it as it falls and chugs it* . still need a barf bag.
Bat wings: ;_P Now go get Spike!
Fox ears: ;_P You're coming with.
Bat wings: Ohhhh! You're scared he's gonna grab you again!
Fox ears: Am not! *grabs Bat wings hand and drags her down the hall* Come one!
*both walk into green room*
*sound of a girl screaming, a loud smack, and then a male "ow"*
Fox ears: *storms out followed by Bat wings who is dragging Spike behind her* THAT'S IT! I HATE HIM!
Spike: You have a cigarette?
Both: No.
Spike: Damn.
Fox ears: I need a Code Red. *pulls out a Mountain Dew Code Red and starts chugging but gets half way through and the count down starts causing her to spew red soda everywhere*
3.
Both: O.O AH! QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! SIT DOWN! *shove Spike into a seat*
2.
*Fox ears and Bat wings collide into each other while heading while heading for their seats*
1.
*both are sitting down feeling for their pulses*
Go!
Bat wings: Welcome back!
Fox ears: And our next guest! Spike Spiegal!
Spike fan group: AHHHH! WE LOVE YOU SPIKE!
Vicious: *counting the girls in Spikes fan group then in his* O.o *starts counting again*
Bat wings: Now do we have any questions from the audience?
Audience member #285: *stands up without being called on* WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
Spike: Uh. *cigarette that he some how found hanging from his bottom lip as his mouth gapes open*
*more girls start standing up and shouting stuff like "DO YOU WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIT IN MY PANTS?!"*
Bat wings: *puts her face in her hand* Fox ears.
Fox ears: Vicious.
Vicious: *walks up to the screaming girls and throws them in their seats* *smirks*
Girls: Oooooo! What big muscles you have! *all cling to Vicious*
Vicious: *enjoying it all*
Fox ears: O.O *launches on the clinging girls* HE'S MINE!
Faye: *runs through naked and her hair is partially shaved off and has been dyed green then exits through the other door way*
Spike: *eyes follow her then he cat growls and run after her*
Bat wings: 9.9 Great.
Fox ears: *is in front of Vicious forcing him to back up while she wards off daring girls*
Vicious: *is forced to sit in a chair by Fox Ears*
Bat wings: Well, *claps hands together* now that peace has been restored. THWACK! *hits rogue girl with a newspaper roll* . we shall continue. Fox ears, get the next guest.
Fox ears: ;_P You go do it! I'm comfy! Besides I don't trust them to keep their hands off of Vicious and I don't trust him to not give them a reason! *is sitting happily on top of a pile of girls who have been knocked unconscious and is occasionally bapping a few over the head*
Bat wings: -.- . what ever. *walks off to the green room*
~*green room*~
Bat wings: Ein. You're next.
Ein: Bark bark
Bat wings: . right. *walks out of the green room with Ein trotting along happily behind her*
~*on stage*~
Fox ears: *is attacking a girl*
Bat wings: I need a vacation.
Fox ears: *is victorious, then trips down the pile of people and lands sprawled out over Ein*
Ein: YELP!
Fox ears: *sits up* Ow. my ears. *her foofy ears twitch insanely*
Bat wings: *picks fox ears up and puts her in her seat then puts Ein in her lap*
Ein: groooowwwwlll. CHOMP
~*somewhere deep within the studios many corridors and rooms*~
*high pitched bone chilling scream can be heard*
~*back on stage*~
Fox ears: *is hopping around trying to shake Ein off her hand*
Counter dude: 3.
Fox ears: *is on her back trying to kick Ein off her hand*
Counter dude: 2.
Fox ears: *is biting Ein back now*
Counter dude: 1.
Fox ears: *runs around with Ein still holding onto her hand and crashes into the camera as it turns on*
*camera falls over and feet run around in front of the lense and some sparks come from a wire on the camera that broke*
*more people running as a fire starts on the set*
Fox ears: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Bat wings: *bends down so her face is in front of the lense* SORRY WE HAVE TO GO SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE ANI- *is cut short by a beam falling and she screams and runs*
*everything goes black*
Note: Sry we didn't have the cast of Outlaw Star. Me and Bat wings thought it up but I've forgotten most of it so I have to consult her first.