Me: *points finger randomly at long list of torture ideas* Aha! Asuka Jr.
is our first victim! We shall. Redecorate his room!
Meimi: That's evil?
Me: Well. not really.
Meimi: .
Me: No time for chitchat! Must find Asuka Jr.'s house! Meimi.
Meimi: Help...!
~Later, at the Asuka Residence~
Me: Hehe. Now we must lure him out. Seira! *pulls out a cart with a big sign saying "School Uniforms for Sale"* You man the cart! *shoves a ski mask on Seira's head* If anyone asks, your name is Skier-sama!
Skier-sama: K!
Me: Here he comes! Hide in these bushes!
Asuka: *running out of house like a mad chicken with its head cut off* UNIFORMS!
Me: Let's go!
*Meimi and I sneak into Asuka's room, all that's in there is a bed, a night stand, and a large closet*
Meimi: *opens closet* Oh!
*Closet is stuffed with hundreds of identical school uniforms*
Me: Man, he's obsessed.
*a note falls out of the closet, lands on Meimi's head*
Note: I hate Meimi. I luv uniforms! Signed, Asuka Jr.
Meimi: .ARRRRR!!!!!! *starts throwing uniforms out the window* DIE EVIL UNIFORMS! DIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: .Calm down girl.
Meimi: HOW COULD HE?!?!?!?!
Me: I'm sure it's a mistake.
*Asuka Jr. walks in with arms full of uniforms*
Meimi: ATTACK! *she tackles Asuka Jr. to the ground and starts punching him*
Me: Ahh! Seira, help!
Skier- sama: Who's Seira?
Me: You, idiot!
Skier-sama, now Seira: Ok. *goes over and gives a long lecture that was so boring it put all of us to sleep*
Me: That's all for now folks.
Chicken-kun: I've said it once and I will say it again! Nikko no own Saint Tail!
Meimi: That's evil?
Me: Well. not really.
Meimi: .
Me: No time for chitchat! Must find Asuka Jr.'s house! Meimi.
Meimi: Help...!
~Later, at the Asuka Residence~
Me: Hehe. Now we must lure him out. Seira! *pulls out a cart with a big sign saying "School Uniforms for Sale"* You man the cart! *shoves a ski mask on Seira's head* If anyone asks, your name is Skier-sama!
Skier-sama: K!
Me: Here he comes! Hide in these bushes!
Asuka: *running out of house like a mad chicken with its head cut off* UNIFORMS!
Me: Let's go!
*Meimi and I sneak into Asuka's room, all that's in there is a bed, a night stand, and a large closet*
Meimi: *opens closet* Oh!
*Closet is stuffed with hundreds of identical school uniforms*
Me: Man, he's obsessed.
*a note falls out of the closet, lands on Meimi's head*
Note: I hate Meimi. I luv uniforms! Signed, Asuka Jr.
Meimi: .ARRRRR!!!!!! *starts throwing uniforms out the window* DIE EVIL UNIFORMS! DIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: .Calm down girl.
Meimi: HOW COULD HE?!?!?!?!
Me: I'm sure it's a mistake.
*Asuka Jr. walks in with arms full of uniforms*
Meimi: ATTACK! *she tackles Asuka Jr. to the ground and starts punching him*
Me: Ahh! Seira, help!
Skier- sama: Who's Seira?
Me: You, idiot!
Skier-sama, now Seira: Ok. *goes over and gives a long lecture that was so boring it put all of us to sleep*
Me: That's all for now folks.
Chicken-kun: I've said it once and I will say it again! Nikko no own Saint Tail!