21st Century Balrog presents
THERE WAS AN OLD HOBBIT...
By The Long Name Ending In Cookie
DISCLAIMER: Hobbits, Oliphaunts, etc, don't belong to me, neither does the idea of a senior citizen with strange eating habits.
IIIII'm baaaa-aaaack...
PinkScyther/Sk8er Grl/whatever my name is now has returned after yet another absence. That's right, I'm not dead. All my other fanfictions are, but the author is alive and kicking and here to present a pointless poem. Enjoy!
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There was an old hobbit who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a spider
A Mirkwood spider; it nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an orc
With a knife and fork, she swallowed an orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Uruk
How did she do it?! She swallowed an Uruk!
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a Nazgul
What a fool to swallow a Nazgul!
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Elf
How the hell did she swallow an Elf?!
She swallowed the Elf to catch the Nazgul
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a troll
She swallowed it whole! A whole freaking troll!
She swallowed the troll to catch the Elf
She swallowed the Elf to catch the Nazgul
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Oliphaunt--
--well, she tried.
Of course, she died.
The end (...of the poor hobbit).
THERE WAS AN OLD HOBBIT...
By The Long Name Ending In Cookie
DISCLAIMER: Hobbits, Oliphaunts, etc, don't belong to me, neither does the idea of a senior citizen with strange eating habits.
IIIII'm baaaa-aaaack...
PinkScyther/Sk8er Grl/whatever my name is now has returned after yet another absence. That's right, I'm not dead. All my other fanfictions are, but the author is alive and kicking and here to present a pointless poem. Enjoy!
~~~
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a spider
A Mirkwood spider; it nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an orc
With a knife and fork, she swallowed an orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Uruk
How did she do it?! She swallowed an Uruk!
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a Nazgul
What a fool to swallow a Nazgul!
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Elf
How the hell did she swallow an Elf?!
She swallowed the Elf to catch the Nazgul
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed a troll
She swallowed it whole! A whole freaking troll!
She swallowed the troll to catch the Elf
She swallowed the Elf to catch the Nazgul
She swallowed the Nazgul to catch the Uruk
She swallowed the Uruk to catch the orc
She swallowed the orc to catch the spider
The Mirkwood spider that nearly destroyed her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old hobbit who swallowed an Oliphaunt--
--well, she tried.
Of course, she died.
The end (...of the poor hobbit).