Title: Scoobies of the Caribbean

Author: Gabby

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. If there is something in there that you don't recognize I more than likely made it up.

Summary: The Scoobies get sucked into a portal and end up in the 17th century. They soon meet up with the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Author's Note: This is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. This takes place after the episode Revelations in Season Three of Buffy (none of Lover's Walk has occurred) and after the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. There are spoilers for Buffy up till Revelations in Season Three and the whole Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I think that's all the info you need. If there are any questions please feel free to ask. Reviews are always good, but please no flames.

Extra Info: Anything in asterisks ('s) or italics are either: thoughts, flashbacks, dreams, or stressed.

Extra Extra Info: At the end of PotC they don't say it, but it's presumed that Elizabeth and Will are to be married, but in my story they're not, they're just dating, if they even used that term then, oh well. Just thought I'd point that out.

Extra Extra Extra Info: This chapter was co-written by Shellie. It was interrupted by many fits of giggles and hysterical laughter. So. have fun reading!

Of Swords, Trees, and Sparrows

"OK," Will said, "I can keep four of you at the blacksmith's shop and the other four will have to go to the clearing behind Elizabeth's house."

"Angel, Spike, and Willow," Buffy stated, "You're coming with me to the clearing. The rest, go with Will."

"Go to the clearing, Elizabeth will meet you there."

With that Buffy, Willow, Angel, and Spike took off to go to the clearing.

When they were all settled down Spike slurred, "Wait a minute, where's good 'ole wolf boy?"

Willow's eyes widened, "Oz." she started panicking, "Its full moon!"

"OK, it's OK," Buffy said trying to calm her down, "We'll set up a watch. Willow, you and Spike go first so that way we won't have to wake you up."

Willow nodded and sat on a rock. Spike, swaying as he went, sat on a rock underneath a tree.

Buffy and Angel sat down next to each other.

Why do I keep putting myself in these positions? She asked herself, I'm over him.

Angel put his arm around Buffy.

"Angel-" Buffy started, looking at him.

"What?" he asked.

"Can we… not... ya know?" Buffy replied.

"Um… oh." Angel said, "It's not… like that. I just thought… if you fall asleep… the ground is hard… and… cold. So… human… or undead-human… pillow."

"My Angel," Buffy yawned, "Always thinking of me and giving me nice soft pillows so I don't have to sit on the hard, cold ground."

Oh geez. Why did I say that? Hopefully I'll wake up and realize this is a dream, Buffy thought. A really odd, but nice, and… soft, warm, happy dream. The Slayer then fell asleep in the vampire's arms.

"Aww," Willow said quietly.

Spike snorted, "Bloody disgusting, that's what it is."

"Shut up Spike."

Spike growled and got up off his rock at looked at it, "Great, another sodding rock."

He stormed off into the trees, coat billowing behind him.

"Someone's a Mr. Grumpy-Pants!" Willow called.

"En guard!" Xander shouted chasing Cordy with a sword.

Cordelia ran past Faith, who was sitting on the floor watching their lame attempt at sword fighting, and grabbed a sword.

"Touché!" she screeched whirling around.

"Oh, Cordy!" Xander cried, falling, "You slay me!"

She swung at him again.

"Stop!" Will called, "Swing like this." He demonstrated.

Cordy did as she was told, "Hey that was pretty nifty. Hey Giles, you wanna try?"

Giles backed away from Cordy, who was advancing on him, wildly swinging the sword.

"Will… I… personally don't think… we should be teaching them this!" Giles called.

"Well why not? I'm their age, and I'm, at this point, doing very well."

"Well… er… yes." Giles answered. "But… I'm sure you are slightly more mature- OW!"

Giles swung around and saw Cordelia, who had just poked him with her sword.

"Do you see my point!" proclaimed Giles.

"That was for calling me immature," said Cordy.

Will snickered. "He never really did. It's rude to put words into your elder's mouths, Miss Chase."

"She didn't put anything in his mouth," joked Xander.

"Ewww!" Cordelia screamed and started chasing Xander around, waving swords wildly.

Faith, who had been inspecting the sword she was holding, walked up to will and said, "Did you make this? They're wicked."

"Um… I… didn't try to make them… wicked," Will said apologetically.

"Oh, I meant 'very nice'," replied Faith.

"I see."

"Well, I was wondering… how much would it cost to buy four?"

Will grinned from ear to ear.

Angel awoke with a start.

"Buffy?" he asked, after quickly glancing to the rock on which Willow was on.

"Hmm?" she asked sleepily.

"Willow fell asleep. It's our turn to watch."

"Waddabout Spike?" Buffy asked.

"He's… oh crap."

Buffy snapped awake, "What?"

"Gone."

"Ugh. Stupid."

"And… Elizabeth never showed up."

"Yes I did." said a voice from behind them, " But you looked comfortable and I didn't wish to disturb you. You don't have to answer this, but, are you two… courting?"

"What?" Buffy jumped at the question, "No! He's just my… " she struggled for an answer.

"Pillow!" Angel jumped, "The ground was cold, so I let her use me as a pillow."

"Ah," Elizabeth laughed knowingly, "I see."

"We're really not!" Buffy answered, "I mean we were but… it's over."

"Past… over, really." Angel added.

"I understand," Elizabeth said. I can just hope those two will understand before one of them gets kidnapped by pirates. Really would save a lot of trouble.

"Lookie what I found!" Spike said, dragging someone behind him, coming out of the trees.

"Jack!" Elizabeth cried as she saw the pirate being drug into the clearing.

"Why, Elizabeth, hello," he said pushing Spike off him.

He walked, well more wobbled, over to Elizabeth.

Oh, great. One too many rums again, she thought.

"I found this bloke sleeping in a tree," Spike stated proudly, yet still clearly drunk.

"Yeah, and ye pushed me out of it!" Jack cried.

"Mhm. I bloody did you… you… "

"Whelp?" Jack helped.

"Yeah, whelp. And I think I'm gonna take a little." Spike stopped as he passed out onto the ground.

"Hmm, should take him drinking with me and Gibbs sometime."

"OK, um, what's going on?" Willow, who had woken up, asked.

"That's what I'm wondering." Buffy said.

"Jack, this is Buffy, Willow, Angel, and," Elizabeth pointed to the ground, "Spike. And this is Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Pleasure to meet you, love," he said walking up to Buffy.

Angel growled quietly as Jack talked to Buffy. As Jack turned, Buffy put a hand on Angel's arm. He quickly looked at her and she let go. Angel then grabbed her had, going into 'Mr. I'm-Protective-of-My-Girl' mode. Buffy smiled and inched closer to him, forgetting anyone else was there. She then loosened her grip.

Wait, Buffy, don't do this, she said to herself.

"Well," Jack said, "At least we know you're not a eunuch."

"What!" said everyone present.

"You know… I said something like that to Will once… can't remember why."

"Huh?" Buffy questioned.

"Oh, yes, about him not being able to swoon his strumpet, Elizabeth."

"Strumpet?" Elizabeth asked.

"Rhymes… with crumpet," said Spike, from the ground.

"Crumpets are good with rum. Does anybody have any rum? Why is it still gone, Elizabeth, why?" he walked drunkenly to Spike's rock, sat on it, and put his head in his hands, pondering the question.

"Maybe we should go bring these two to the shop?" Elizabeth offered.

"I'll help!" Willow exclaimed, "Angel, Buffy is that OK?"

"Ya, we'll stay and watch for Oz."

As Elizabeth and Willow were helping Jack and Spike out of the clearing, Jack turned to Angel and said, "Don't… get… into too much… trouble now!"

When they had disappeared Buffy said to Angel, "Two Spikes… yay!"