O_O *blinks* No, really. *blinks again* OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! *squeals and hugs all reviwers* 20 REVIEWS JUST FOR CHAPTER SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *really, REALLY happy, and that means maybe even faster updates*
Er. Well. Sorry I didn't continue for so long;this homework is really wiping me out. Anyway, there's only a few chapters left. The last one will be really long! ^_^
Note: These are obviously not true. I made them up to make them stupid. As they SHALL become. You know what else is stupid? MINUTIANS.
Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King... 4 Kids Entertainment would be sued, go to court, and everyone tossed in jail. End of story. I also don't own the companies Nerf, Swiffer, Hershy, and Mr.Clean.
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Attack of the Dubbies: Housekeeping, Nerf(tm), and Laws, Oh My!
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Yoh: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE-
???: Are you.. Ass-ak-oo-rad Yoo?
Yoh: O_O No.
???: Oh. Very well. I still wish to kill you though.
Yoh: Who are you?
Ren: _'
???: My name is House Maiden Jane.
HMJane: And I have strict orders to rid of Ass-ak-oo-rad Yoo.
Anna: ... *glares at HMJane*
HMJane: Maria(Marco... thanks for the idea, my friends! ^_^)!
Maria: Alright! WeMake-Laws(X-Laws)!!! ATTACCCCCCCCK!
Mean(Meene o_O;): *fires her Nerf water gun* DIE!
Yoh: *gets splashed and crashes into Ren who crashes into Horo Horo who.. you get the idea.*
Ren: KISAMAAAA! *cuts Maria's head off*
Maria: OH, MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELY HEAD! *cries*
Horo Horo: o_O
Lyserg: JEANNE-SAMA!!! MARCO-SAN!!! MEENE-SAN!!! *runs around in terror and bumps into HMJane*
HMJane: Do watch where you are going! *sweeps the ground with a mop* My goodness, look at all this dirt! Mr.Clean calls! So does Swiffer!
Lyserg: T_T?
Anna: *sighs in disgust* Yoh, get rid of them.
Yoh: A-Ah.. right!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU! SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Maria's Head: Fire your water guns!
WeMake-Laws: *fires them*
Maria's Head: OH! A new law! YOH IS NOT ALLOWED TO SURVIVE! HE MUST DIE!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU IN-*blinks*What kind of law is that-
Anna: HURRY UP, YOH!!!
Yoh: O_O RIGHT! AMIDAMARU IN HARUSAME! OVERSOUL!!!!
WeMake-Laws: GACK! *gets hit with nothing and dies*
Yoh: *blinks*
Ren: Pathetic. *shakes head*
Horo Horo: AHAHHA! THEY COULDN'T DODGE AN ERASER! *gets hit with an eraser* NANI!?!?!
???: I just erased! AHAHHA!
Lyserg: What kind of joke is THAT?
HMJane: My goodness! This place is so dirty! *runs away* Eek!
???: I AM! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
All: CHOCOLATE?! O_O
Yoh: Hershy! ^_^ Yay!
All: -_-'
Chocolate(Chocolove): Here's a joke! KNOCK KNOCK!
All: Who's there?
Chocolate: Banana.
All: Banana who?
Chocolate: Banana... BANANA! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Mickey(Mic): *purr*
All: -______________-'
Chocolate: WHAT ANOTHER ONE! HAHAHA! KNOCK KNOCK-
Ren: *cuts Chocolove's nose off*
Chocolate: I smell trouble!
Anna: Yoh, dispose of him.
Ren: Wait! I WANNA KILL THIS KISAMA FIRST!
Yoh: But Anna wants me to!
Ren: I want to!
Yoh: I HAVE to!
Ren: I need to!
Yoh: But!
Ren: But!
Yoh: *starts fighting Ren instead, vice versa*
Anna: *marches up and smacks Yoh and Ren* YOH! KILL HIM! REN! YOU CAN KILL..
???: Us!
??? 2: Hahaha! *giggle* I doubt he can!
??? 3: Prepare to die!
??? 4: Right!
??? 5: o_O
Yoh: T_T *kills Chocolate and turns to the five voices*
Maria's Head: ACK! TOO MANY... PEOPLE! HURRY! ESCAPE! *WeMake-Laws start running away, and Mean stops to pick up Maria' head, THEN runs away*
???: We are...
All ???'s: THE FRUITY FIVE!(Lily Five)
Horo Horo: You gotta be kidding!
Lyserg: I don't think so... _
Fruity Five Member 1: I am APPLE!(Elly)
FFM2: I am Orange!(Milly)
FFM3: I'm Banana!(Lily)
Horo Horo: Chickennnn *___*
Banana: X_X
FFM4: Call me Grape!(Sally)
FFM5: And I am Carrot!
All: But THAT'S not a fruit!
Apple: I knew she should've changed her name.. but noooo....
Orange: Let's get them!
Yoh: *sighs*
*the Fruity Five are knocked over by the "strength" of the wind from Yoh's breath*
Yoh: O_O'
Fruity Five: OH NO! HE'S SO STRONG!
Carrot: RUNNNNNNNNNN!
*Fruity Five run away*
Anna: o_o
Horo Horo: This is getting weirder by the second...
Ren: I wanted to kill them.
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Ruler of 4 Kids: NO! MY FIVE FRUIT... PEOPLE!
Chris: T_T
Mandy: T_T
Ruler of 4 Kids: AHA! I HAVE A PLAN! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS INTERESTING! That person with the lucky crystal charm! That could be worth millions!
Ruler of 4 Kids--- GREEDY.
Ruler of 4 Kids: I WANT TO KIDNAP HIM AND SELL THAT CRYSTAL!
Chris: We'll help!
Mandy: For sure, for sure!
Chris: Yup!
Ruler of 4 Kids: Yes.. please do. *wicked grin*
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Manta: Augh... done YET?
DubbieAnna: No! You MISSED a spot on my foot.
DubbieYoh: ROCK MUSIC ROCK MUSIC I LOVE ROCK MUSIC!
A-mid-a-maru: IN YOUR FACE AGAIN, TURKEY!!!! *going insane*
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Hao: Hello again!
Yoh: H-Hao!
Ren: HAO!!!!!
Horo Horo: HAO!!!!!
Anna: *glares at Hao*
Hao: *shrug* I can't help it! I'm admired so! *^_^*
Ren: WE'RE NOT ADMIRING YOU!
Hao: Attention seems like admiration to me.
Ren: WHY YOU! KISAMAAAA!
Hao: I'm afraid so. *blinks*
Horo Horo: YOU! YOU! UM.. ATE MY BANANA!
Hao: I did not.
Horo Horo: DID TOO!
Hao: Did not.
Horo Horo: DID TOO!!!!!!
Hao: Did NOT. Anyway... I just came to warn you*glances at Yoh, then Anna*-ahem, two of you about the danger headed your way. I want my little brother and his dear wife*grins at Anna and gets slapped*to be safe. Oh, and one thing... you know that-
???: MUAHAHHA! HA-OW-CH!
Hao: Are you referring to me?
???: YES! I, SILVER(no!!!! That's not ME!! O_O'), HAVE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU!
Yoh: The author! She looks like a... man! _
Silver: I AM NOT THE AUTHOR!!!
Silver---Silva, the officiating priest! O_O:MUAHAHAHHAHA! HA-OW-CH! DIE!
Silver: *gets burnt to a crisp*
Hao: My powers sure come in handy nowadays...
Yoh: Thanks again, Hao!
Hao: No problem...*Asakura grin*
*and then he was gone. o_o*
Horo Horo: Hey.. where's Lyserg?
Ren: I don't see him...
Anna: He's not here..
Yoh: He's....
All: GONE!!!!!
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Yeah, yeah, I know, Manta was supposed to disappear, but I mean, it's sort of getting boring with these guys sticking around doing nothing except eating bananas! _ I HAD to do something! Hope you liked ^_^
Er. Well. Sorry I didn't continue for so long;this homework is really wiping me out. Anyway, there's only a few chapters left. The last one will be really long! ^_^
Note: These are obviously not true. I made them up to make them stupid. As they SHALL become. You know what else is stupid? MINUTIANS.
Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King... 4 Kids Entertainment would be sued, go to court, and everyone tossed in jail. End of story. I also don't own the companies Nerf, Swiffer, Hershy, and Mr.Clean.
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Attack of the Dubbies: Housekeeping, Nerf(tm), and Laws, Oh My!
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Yoh: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE-
???: Are you.. Ass-ak-oo-rad Yoo?
Yoh: O_O No.
???: Oh. Very well. I still wish to kill you though.
Yoh: Who are you?
Ren: _'
???: My name is House Maiden Jane.
HMJane: And I have strict orders to rid of Ass-ak-oo-rad Yoo.
Anna: ... *glares at HMJane*
HMJane: Maria(Marco... thanks for the idea, my friends! ^_^)!
Maria: Alright! WeMake-Laws(X-Laws)!!! ATTACCCCCCCCK!
Mean(Meene o_O;): *fires her Nerf water gun* DIE!
Yoh: *gets splashed and crashes into Ren who crashes into Horo Horo who.. you get the idea.*
Ren: KISAMAAAA! *cuts Maria's head off*
Maria: OH, MY BEAUTIFUL LOVELY HEAD! *cries*
Horo Horo: o_O
Lyserg: JEANNE-SAMA!!! MARCO-SAN!!! MEENE-SAN!!! *runs around in terror and bumps into HMJane*
HMJane: Do watch where you are going! *sweeps the ground with a mop* My goodness, look at all this dirt! Mr.Clean calls! So does Swiffer!
Lyserg: T_T?
Anna: *sighs in disgust* Yoh, get rid of them.
Yoh: A-Ah.. right!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU! SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Maria's Head: Fire your water guns!
WeMake-Laws: *fires them*
Maria's Head: OH! A new law! YOH IS NOT ALLOWED TO SURVIVE! HE MUST DIE!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU IN-*blinks*What kind of law is that-
Anna: HURRY UP, YOH!!!
Yoh: O_O RIGHT! AMIDAMARU IN HARUSAME! OVERSOUL!!!!
WeMake-Laws: GACK! *gets hit with nothing and dies*
Yoh: *blinks*
Ren: Pathetic. *shakes head*
Horo Horo: AHAHHA! THEY COULDN'T DODGE AN ERASER! *gets hit with an eraser* NANI!?!?!
???: I just erased! AHAHHA!
Lyserg: What kind of joke is THAT?
HMJane: My goodness! This place is so dirty! *runs away* Eek!
???: I AM! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
All: CHOCOLATE?! O_O
Yoh: Hershy! ^_^ Yay!
All: -_-'
Chocolate(Chocolove): Here's a joke! KNOCK KNOCK!
All: Who's there?
Chocolate: Banana.
All: Banana who?
Chocolate: Banana... BANANA! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Mickey(Mic): *purr*
All: -______________-'
Chocolate: WHAT ANOTHER ONE! HAHAHA! KNOCK KNOCK-
Ren: *cuts Chocolove's nose off*
Chocolate: I smell trouble!
Anna: Yoh, dispose of him.
Ren: Wait! I WANNA KILL THIS KISAMA FIRST!
Yoh: But Anna wants me to!
Ren: I want to!
Yoh: I HAVE to!
Ren: I need to!
Yoh: But!
Ren: But!
Yoh: *starts fighting Ren instead, vice versa*
Anna: *marches up and smacks Yoh and Ren* YOH! KILL HIM! REN! YOU CAN KILL..
???: Us!
??? 2: Hahaha! *giggle* I doubt he can!
??? 3: Prepare to die!
??? 4: Right!
??? 5: o_O
Yoh: T_T *kills Chocolate and turns to the five voices*
Maria's Head: ACK! TOO MANY... PEOPLE! HURRY! ESCAPE! *WeMake-Laws start running away, and Mean stops to pick up Maria' head, THEN runs away*
???: We are...
All ???'s: THE FRUITY FIVE!(Lily Five)
Horo Horo: You gotta be kidding!
Lyserg: I don't think so... _
Fruity Five Member 1: I am APPLE!(Elly)
FFM2: I am Orange!(Milly)
FFM3: I'm Banana!(Lily)
Horo Horo: Chickennnn *___*
Banana: X_X
FFM4: Call me Grape!(Sally)
FFM5: And I am Carrot!
All: But THAT'S not a fruit!
Apple: I knew she should've changed her name.. but noooo....
Orange: Let's get them!
Yoh: *sighs*
*the Fruity Five are knocked over by the "strength" of the wind from Yoh's breath*
Yoh: O_O'
Fruity Five: OH NO! HE'S SO STRONG!
Carrot: RUNNNNNNNNNN!
*Fruity Five run away*
Anna: o_o
Horo Horo: This is getting weirder by the second...
Ren: I wanted to kill them.
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Ruler of 4 Kids: NO! MY FIVE FRUIT... PEOPLE!
Chris: T_T
Mandy: T_T
Ruler of 4 Kids: AHA! I HAVE A PLAN! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS INTERESTING! That person with the lucky crystal charm! That could be worth millions!
Ruler of 4 Kids--- GREEDY.
Ruler of 4 Kids: I WANT TO KIDNAP HIM AND SELL THAT CRYSTAL!
Chris: We'll help!
Mandy: For sure, for sure!
Chris: Yup!
Ruler of 4 Kids: Yes.. please do. *wicked grin*
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Manta: Augh... done YET?
DubbieAnna: No! You MISSED a spot on my foot.
DubbieYoh: ROCK MUSIC ROCK MUSIC I LOVE ROCK MUSIC!
A-mid-a-maru: IN YOUR FACE AGAIN, TURKEY!!!! *going insane*
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Hao: Hello again!
Yoh: H-Hao!
Ren: HAO!!!!!
Horo Horo: HAO!!!!!
Anna: *glares at Hao*
Hao: *shrug* I can't help it! I'm admired so! *^_^*
Ren: WE'RE NOT ADMIRING YOU!
Hao: Attention seems like admiration to me.
Ren: WHY YOU! KISAMAAAA!
Hao: I'm afraid so. *blinks*
Horo Horo: YOU! YOU! UM.. ATE MY BANANA!
Hao: I did not.
Horo Horo: DID TOO!
Hao: Did not.
Horo Horo: DID TOO!!!!!!
Hao: Did NOT. Anyway... I just came to warn you*glances at Yoh, then Anna*-ahem, two of you about the danger headed your way. I want my little brother and his dear wife*grins at Anna and gets slapped*to be safe. Oh, and one thing... you know that-
???: MUAHAHHA! HA-OW-CH!
Hao: Are you referring to me?
???: YES! I, SILVER(no!!!! That's not ME!! O_O'), HAVE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU!
Yoh: The author! She looks like a... man! _
Silver: I AM NOT THE AUTHOR!!!
Silver---Silva, the officiating priest! O_O:MUAHAHAHHAHA! HA-OW-CH! DIE!
Silver: *gets burnt to a crisp*
Hao: My powers sure come in handy nowadays...
Yoh: Thanks again, Hao!
Hao: No problem...*Asakura grin*
*and then he was gone. o_o*
Horo Horo: Hey.. where's Lyserg?
Ren: I don't see him...
Anna: He's not here..
Yoh: He's....
All: GONE!!!!!
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Yeah, yeah, I know, Manta was supposed to disappear, but I mean, it's sort of getting boring with these guys sticking around doing nothing except eating bananas! _ I HAD to do something! Hope you liked ^_^