^____^ *hugs reviwers* Tiz that last chapter... I hope you all be glad that they will die...
Note: Just for you guys, I've hired the dubbies to make a SPECIAL performance for you!!! I hope you LIKE it! *sweatdrop* Also, I've made this into Episode Format, commercials, theme song, breaks, and all. NO editing, however! YAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. End of story. *grabs Takei-sama* SHAMAN KING!!! T___T
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Attack of the Dubbies: Finale
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Narrator: We start the show with some fun! _;;
*Dub ManKin theme plays*
DubbieYoh: Look around you, look beyond *holds up a pair of binoculars*
A-mid-a-maru: We can make an unbreakable bond *glues himself to DubbieYoh using CrazyGlue*
Lenny: The world around you is not what it seems *travels to space in a rocket* *gasp* THE EARTH IS SQUARE.
Tray: Know the feel beyond your wildest dreams *has a dream that he is in the wild safari. He gets bitten by a lion in his dream.* OW! I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! .
DubbieAnna: So many things I never could see *screams* I SEE MOLECULES!
Ju-nuh: So many choices fallin' on me *multiple choice questions and answers fall on Ju-nuh* .
Corey(o_o): Could it be my destiny-to be Shaman King?
All: Shaman King, to be Shaman King (Echo: Shaman King?)
Lisa: If your spirit is strong, *shows A-mid-a-maru in a wresting suit lifting weights*
Harry: you could be the ONE. *dressed up in a "number 1" costume*
Bass-oon: I could look at the world in a different light *gasp* OMIGOD THE WORLD IS RED!
Chocolate, Silver-Kun(NOT ME DARNIT!): I know what it takes to make it right *corrects people's work with Proofreading Marks and ommissions
Fruity Five: I won't give up the fight *holds up boxing gloves*
All: To be Shaman King!!! (Echo: Shaman King!)
All: SHA! MAN! KING!
Music: Da! Da! DA!
Logo: SHONEN JUMP(yeah RIGHT!)'S "SHAMAN KING"!!!!
***
Dubbie Yoh: PREVIOUSLY! ON SHAMAN KING!
~*Flashback*~
Ren: Whatever. We found Manta. Let's go.
Manta: Hai!
???: Not just yet..
??? 2: Prepare to face the biggest challenge of your life...
DubbieYoh: Yeah!
???: Lenny..
??? 2: Ma name'z Ha-ro Ha-ro! But... TRAY'S IN DA HOUSE CUZ I'M DA DUDE WITH DA SNOWBOARD!
Manta: -_-'
Lenny: PREPARE TO FIGHT, OL' CHUM YOH!
Horo Horo: HEY! DON'T EXCLUDE US!
Ren: I'm ready to cut his head off. *points at Lenny*
Lenny: POINTIN'S RUDE, OL' CHUM!
Ren: Whatever.
Lenny: YOH! AND YOH'S FRIENDS! PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Tray, DubbieYoh: Yeah!
~*End Flashback*~
***
Lenny: ALRIGHT, OL' CHUM! IT'S YOUR TURN TO FEEL PAIN!
Tray: YEAHHHH! YEAH DUDE! LIKE TOTALLY! LIKE, YEAH!
DubbieYoh: AHAHAHHA!
Yoh: o_o'
Manta: Yoh-kun! Be careful, okay? I saw your dub practising and I don't mean to encourage him or anything but he's REALLY getting better!
Lenny: I KNOW HOW TO SLICE A TRUCK IN HALF!
Ren: I know how to cut your head off. *glare*
Lenny: T_T
Tray: AHAHAH! I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SPIKE COME OUT OF THE GROUND!
Horo Horo: My hair is spikey!
Tray: Mine too!
Horo Horo: Mine is spikier.
Tray: NO, MINE!
Horo Horo: MINE!
Tray: MINE!
Horo Horo: MINE!
Tray: MI-
Anna: SHUT UP!
Horo Horo, Tray: *gulp*
Lenny: BASS-OON!
Bass-oon: Yeah!
Lenny: SPIRIT FORM!
Ren: BASON!
Bason: Hai!
Ren: SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Lenny: BASS-OON GO INTO SWORD-ON-A-STICK! SPIRIT CONTROL!
Anna: He's learned the oversoul..
Lenny: HUH? HUHHHH? OVER - SOLE!?
All: *sweatdrop*
Ren: BASON IN KWAN-DAO! OVERSOUL!!!
Lenny: AHAHHAA! I SHALL WIN!
Ren: Yeah, right.
Lenny: RIGHT! OL' CHUM! PREPARE TO DIE! RAPID TEMPO ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren: *blinks as Lenny's glowing sword-on-a-stick scratches him... okay, not even.*
Lenny: WHAT!!!
Ren: BASON! CHUUKA ZANMAI!
Lenny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crashes into a stone wall* @_@
Tray: MUAHAHHA! MY TURN!
Horo Horo: NO KIDDING!
Tray: COREY!
Horo Horo: KORORO!
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~Commercial Time!~
Commercial 1: Take one!
Yoh: TIRED of house cleaning!
Manta: Yeah T_T
Yoh: THEN HIRE...
Yoh: THE HOUSE-CLEAN-BOT!
Yoh: Satisfaction, non-guarentee!
House Clean Bot: I. Shall. Clean. Your. House. *blows things up*
Manta: O.O
Anna: DIIIIE! *chases bot with a broomstick*
Yoh: Buy it now! Only $15.99 because it SUCKS!
Director: CUT! IT'S A WRAP!
Commercial 2: Take one!
Narrator: Once upon a time.
Yoh: Ladeeda de daaaa!
Narrator: There was a boy.
Yoh: Bob love!!!
Narrator: And he.
Yoh: *eats oranges*
Narrator: Loved to slack off.
Yoh: *asleep*
Narrator: But then one day, something happened...
Yoh: *still asleep*
Narrator: That would change his life forever.
Anna: WAKE UP DAMMIT! *slaps Yoh*
Yoh: AHHH!
Anna: I am...
Anna: YOUR MOTHER!
Yoh: O.O
Narrator: The story of a young boy and his mother...
Narrator: Going off to search for his dad.
Yoh: I FOUND HIM!!! *points to Manta*
Manta: WHAT?!?!?
Narrator: "BOB LOVE!"... Rated "R"(kidding.). Coming to theatres far away from you on July 109234, 2001435810948510934851.
Director: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!
Commercial 3: Take one!
Ren: Huh? Are we on camera?
Horo Horo: I dunno.
Yoh: *shrug*
Manta: I think we are.
Ren: Oh.. um.. OMG!
Horo Horo: Er.. *holds up a sign* JOIN THE "WE ARE AFRAID OF ANNA" CLUB!
Ren: Yeah! For people who are afraid of the bossy woman!
Manta: I'm afraid of her!
Yoh: Me too!
Horo Horo: Then join! It's FREE! Only $99.99!
Yoh, Manta: OKAY!!!
Ren: For people who want to join, call 1-800-i-afraid! Toll free!
Manta: YAY!!!
Yoh: YAY!!!
Horo Horo: *holds up the sign again* JOIN TODAY!
Director: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP! EVERYTHING'S A WRAP!
~We're Back To The Show!~
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Horo Horo: KORORO, SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Tray: COREY! SPIRIT FORM!
Horo Horo: KORORO IN SNOWBOARD! OVERSOUL!
Tray: COREY IN SNOWBOARD! OVERSOUL!
Tray: Hah! You can't beat me now! I have the ultimate weapon! *holds up spray paint and sprays it in Horo Horo's eyes*
Horo Horo: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Manta: HORO HORO-KUN!
Yoh: HORO HORO!
Anna: Horo Horo...
Ren: HEY! THAT'S PLAYING DIRTY! BACK OFF! *slices Tray's head off* (Awww. Sorry for haters of shonen-ai. Couldn't help myself.)
Tray: *puts it back on* HAH!
Ren: Grr! HOW'D YOU DO THAT! *kicks Tray to the ground*
Horo Horo: AUGH! I CAN'T SEE!
Ren: *splashes Horo Horo's eyes with his milk*
Horo Horo: Hey.. I CAN SEE!
All: *sweatdrop*
Horo Horo: MOSOSO KORUPPE!
Tray: AUGH! *spikes go thourgh Tray and Corey*
Horo Horo: Hah! I beat him all on my own!
Ren: *looks at Horo Horo*
Horo Horo: *sweatdrops*
DubbieYoh: Ah... I see you have defeated my friends, Yoh and company...
DubbieYoh: *glares at them with a weird expression on his face, and his eyes glow red*
DubbieYoh: I see you think you're the best there is, because you defeated them???
Horo Horo: Er, no.. we don't... not really...
Yoh: Not at all.
DubbieYoh: Either way... you WILL lose! *raises Sword of Light*
A-mid-a-maru: YEAH SO THERE! IN YOUR FACE TURKEYS!!!
All: ... *silence... sweatdrop... more silence.*
DubbieYoh: A-MID-A-MARU!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU!
DubbieYoh: A-MID-A-MARU, SPIRIT BALL MODE! INTO SOWORD OF LIGHT! SPIRIT CONTROL!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU! SPIRIT BALL MODE! AMIDAMARU IN HARUSAME! OVERSOUL!
DubbieYoh: *attack Yoh*
Yoh: Kyah! *blocks it*
-This continues for a while, just attacking and dodging.-
Anna: *fingers her bead* He's better than I thought..
Yoh: NOT... REALLY! *blocks another attack*
DubbieYoh: Hah! A-MID-A-MARU!
DubbieYoh: CELESTIAL SLASH!
Yoh: SHINKUU BUTAGIRI!
-Loud crash.-
Anna: *blocks dust from getting in her eyes with her right arm*
Ren: Argh... I can't see a thing!
Horo Horo: Same here _
Manta: YOH-KUN!!!
Yoh: *coughs, then smiles*
Yoh: Yeah... I'm fine!
DubbieYoh: WoaaAAAAAAhhhHHHHHHhhHHHHH.... Someone tell the EarrrTTTTTttttHHHhhh to STTTTooppPPPPPP SPPINnnnnniinnng(Someone tell the Earth to stop spinning!)!
DubbieYoh: *dies*
All: YAY!!!
Yoh: I did it!
Manta: YOU DID IT, YOH-KUN!
Anna: Now... we have much more serious things to worry about.
Yoh: *fingers the pendulum they got back from Lisa* Yeah...
DubbieYoh: Just you wait... Asakura Yoh... They'll get you... I'm sure of that... *now REALLY dies*
Yoh: We'll see about that, dubbie. We'll see.
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~Commercial Break Again!~
Commercial 4: Take one!
Lyserg: Join us!
Marco: Yes, join us!
Lyserg: Join the X-Laws, and we can defeat Hao together!
Marco: After defeating Hao, we can restore peace to this world!
Lyserg: *holds up an X-Laws sign* It's free!
Iron Maiden Jeanne: I sense a powerful aura.
Hao: *burst in* Hello! *burns the place up*
Lyserg, Marco: AUGH!!!!
Iron Maiden Jeanne: Oh, dear. *walks out*
Director: *roof falls on him* OW! AUGH! AUGH! CUT!!!!! IT'S NOT A WRAP!
Commercial 5: Take one!
Horo Horo: Want a cool snowboard? Come to We-Mart!
Yoh: At We-Mart, WE help YOU!
Manta: Why shop at We-Mart? Because: *holds up a sign*
Sign:
• More Products At Every Day Low Prices
• No-Cost Returns
• Safe & Secure Online Shopping
(I don't own that sign. I got that sign right off Walmart.com. I don't own Walmart, either. *sighs annoyedly*)
Yoh: Yeah!
Horo Horo: Yeah!
Director: CUT! IT'S A WRAP!!!
~We're Back Again!~
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-After a few hours of walking, Yoh-tachi finally reach the store again.-
Anna: Here it is...
Horo Horo: Let's go in!
Yoh: I can't wait to save Lyserg!
All: *enters store*
Yoh: HEY LOOK!
All: Huh?
Yoh: THEY HAVE TOKYO MEW MEW MANGA!!!
Horo Horo: COOL!
Ren: Idiots.
Manta: I never knew you liked Tokyo Mew Mew, Yoh-kun and Horo Horo-kun.
Yoh: I DO! I think Ichigo is COOL!
Horo Horo: Retasu is more of my type.
Yoh: She's smart, Horo Horo!
Horo Horo: SO? I'm smart too! RIGHT?
All: ...
Horo Horo: *sweatdrop*
Ren: *takes milk out of the little fridge thing that sells coke etc.*
Horo Horo: HEY! THAT'S STEALING!
Ren: Not like anyone would care.
Horo Horo: *picks up the Tokyo Mew Mew manga* I'm taking this, then!
Manta: *picks up a magnifying glass*
Yoh: *picks two new Bob CD's*
Anna: ... What are you all doing?
Yoh: We're taking stuff, Anna!
Anna: *slaps Yoh* You put that back, right now!
Yoh: T_T
Ren: As I had said, there must be a secret passage somewhere here.
Horo Horo: *trips over something sticking out of the floor* WOAH!
Wall: *opens up and reveals a thin, narrow passage way*
Horo Horo: O.O;;
Anna: YOU actually found it?
Horo Horo: *shrug*
Yoh: Let's go!
Narrator: Little did they know, they were being watched...
***
Ruler of 4 Kids: MUAHAHAH! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, INDEED! I CAN'T WAIT! THEY'RE GOING TO DIE THE SECOND THEY REACH THE ENTRANCE TO OUR BASE!
Chris: So do I glue his mouth up yet, O Great Ruler?
Ruler of 4 Kids: Not yet.
Lyserg: Dammit! YOU GUYS LEMME GO THIS INSTANT! I WANT TO HELP MY FRIENDS!
Mandy: Uh-uh, pal. You're staying here.
Lyserg: THEN AT LEAST GIVE ME MY PENDULUM BACK! NOW!!
Morphin: *hides behind Lyserg*
Ruler of 4 Kids: We don't have it.
Chris: They do. *jabs thumb at the screaan which is showing Yoh-tachi walking through the passageway*
Lyserg: Oh.. well, why can't you just let us go?!
Ruler of 4 Kids: It's true that I can no longer continue my Man-tou research... but I can't forgive them for what they've done.
Chris, Mandy: *cries* Oh, O Great Ruler is so dramatic!
Lyserg: *rolls eyes*
Yoh: AHA!
Lyserg: Huh?
Horo Horo: AHAHA! We're here!
Ruler of 4 Kids: WHAT! How did you get all the way up here?! I thought you were fighting my guards!
Ren: *holds up two mice* These things?
Ruler of 4 Kids: ... yeah. o_o;;
All: *SWEATDROP.*
Ruler of 4 Kids: What?
Ruler of 4 Kids: WAIT! But how'd you get through all my employees?!??!!
Ren: Horo Horo promised them they could take a peek at his Tokyo Mew Mew manga.
Horo Horo: *grin*
Manta: You kidnapped me! You made my friends go through all this trouble just to get me back!
Yoh: Manta...
Manta: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MONSTERS!
Anna: ...
Manta: *marches up to Chris* YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS! *jump up 5 feet and punches Chris in the face*
Chris: AUGH! *dies* *twitch* *DIES.*
All: WOAH THERE.
Yoh: M-MANTA!
Manta: Hai, Yoh-kun?
Yoh: How did you..
Horo Horo: ...
Lyserg: .. DO that?
Ren: He's... amazing...
Manta: *shrug* I don't know..
All: *anime fall*
Mandy: Hah! If you want your frined Lee-syrg back, you gotta fight ME!
Yoh: Are you a boy or a girl?
Mandy: *shrug* I don't know..
All: *anime fall again*
Horo Horo: I can't believe this!
Ren: Hey, if you didn't notice, Horo Horo, you're the only one still in your oversoul.
Horo Horo: Oh.. that's right...
Mandy: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!!
All: *ignores Mandy*
Mandy: HELLOOOOOOOO!
Mandy: WAH! NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME! EVER! *commits suicide, dies*
All: *notices him* YAY!
Mandy: X_X
Yoh: *walks up to Lyserg and unties him*
Lyserg: Thanks, guys!
Anna: It was no problem.
Ren: No problem indeed! *dripping with sarcasm.. no, not literally.*
Manta: Let's go!
Yoh: Yeah!
Ruler of 4 Kids: No!
All: Huh!?
Ruler of 4 Kids: You! YOU! YOU!!!!
All: We what?
Ruler of 4 Kids: YOU RUINED MY LIFE! AS A DUBBER! YOU KILLED ALL MY PEOPLE, MY FAITHFUL PEOPLE! YOU KILLED MY NEWEST CREATIONS! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! YOU'VE RUINED.. ME!
Ruler of 4 Kids: *cries SD tears*
Anna: That would've been moving.. if you had a different physical appearance.
All: *anime falls for the third time*
Ruler of 4 Kids: PREPARE TO DIE!
Horo Horo: NIPOPOTEKENPE HARAKIHOKU!(His avalanche attack)
Everyone: WOAH!!!
Ruler of 4 Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Anna: And now for my specialty...
Yoh: You're going to summon someone?
Anna: *nerve pops* NO! My OTHER specialty! My SECRET one. *raises her beads, and Morty's rubber ducky*
Lyserg: Where'd you get THAT?!
Anna: *shrug* I foudn it just now.
Manta: Ehehe... that's mine.
All: *sweatdrop*
Anna: You don't mind if I use it, do you, Manta?
Manta: Oh, no, I have 32 more at home.
Ren: THAT'S MY NUMBER!!!
Manta: o_o
Horo Horo: Just do it already!
Yoh: Let's see your power!
Anna: *concentrates* Your soul will not enter heaven... it will not touch hell... it will not see purgatory. It will be imprison forever more...
Anna: IN THIS RUBBER DUCKY!
All: *ANIME FALL!!!!!!!!*
Ruler of 4 Kids's soul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*gets trapped in rubber ducky*
Rubber Ducky: NOOO! YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T!
Anna: *tosses rubber ducky into the REAL Pacific Ocean.*
Rubber Ducky: T_T *sinks*
Lyserg: The portal!
Ren: Finally!
Yoh: HOME!
Manta: HOME!
Horo Horo: FOOD! *stomach grumbles*
All: ... ._.'
Horo Horo: What?
Ren: *mutters* Nothing.
Narrator: And so, they went through the portal, and had a feast when they got home, and had lots of fun.
-During the feast-
Yoh: This is great! Everything turned out okay!
Manta: Yup!
Yoh: *turn son his new Bob CD'S*
Manta: YOH!!! I thought Anna told you to put them back!
Yoh: She never said that I couldn't put them back, then take them again while she wasn't looking!
Manta: *sweatdrop*
Anna: *glares at Yoh* 50 extra laps around the lake. 1000 push ups after dinner.
Yoh: NANI!!! T_T
Ren: *growls*
Horo Horo: Ren, was that you, or my stomach?
Ren: Probably your empty HEAD!!
Horo Horo: BAKA!
Ren: KISAMA!!
Lyserg: Be quiet, onegai...
Ren: *growls again*
Horo Horo: My empty head says you're a baka, Ren.
Narrator: Screams could be heard in the Asakura/Kyoyama house.
-1,000,000,000 years later.-
Archaeologist 1: The Pacific Ocean has dried up!
Archaeologist 2: Yeah. Let's start digging for any TREASURE!
-A few minutes later-
Archaeologist 2: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Archaeologist 1: Huh?
Archaeologist 2: *holds up a rubber ducky*
Rubber Ducky: NOOO! IT'S NOT FAIR! MY CREATION! MY PEOPLE! MY LIFE! IT'S RUINED, ALL RUINED! *cries*
Archaeologist 1: Wow! Cool! It's so stupid! Let's put it in a museum so everyone can laugh at it and the little kids and put gum on it and tease it and throw stuff like rocks at it!
Archaeologist 2: Yeah! Good idea! Let's put it in a museum!
-And so they did.-
~THE END!~
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WOW! Finally! THE STORY'S OVER!!!! *hugs all reviewers* PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! I'm really happy that I managed to finish my story AND get over 100 reviews! ^___^ Thank you all, minna-san! Maybe I should write another story! But then again, I'm not sure if I should! Anyway, either way, I will remember you all forever(XD)! I never realized this story would be such a big hit.. but it is!
And since it is, I'd like to dedicate it, which I haven't done so yet, TO ALL OF YOU! ^____^ THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Yoh: Sankyuu!
SANKYUU INDEED! I hoped you liked! ^____^ BYEEEE!
Note: Just for you guys, I've hired the dubbies to make a SPECIAL performance for you!!! I hope you LIKE it! *sweatdrop* Also, I've made this into Episode Format, commercials, theme song, breaks, and all. NO editing, however! YAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. End of story. *grabs Takei-sama* SHAMAN KING!!! T___T
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Attack of the Dubbies: Finale
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Narrator: We start the show with some fun! _;;
*Dub ManKin theme plays*
DubbieYoh: Look around you, look beyond *holds up a pair of binoculars*
A-mid-a-maru: We can make an unbreakable bond *glues himself to DubbieYoh using CrazyGlue*
Lenny: The world around you is not what it seems *travels to space in a rocket* *gasp* THE EARTH IS SQUARE.
Tray: Know the feel beyond your wildest dreams *has a dream that he is in the wild safari. He gets bitten by a lion in his dream.* OW! I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! .
DubbieAnna: So many things I never could see *screams* I SEE MOLECULES!
Ju-nuh: So many choices fallin' on me *multiple choice questions and answers fall on Ju-nuh* .
Corey(o_o): Could it be my destiny-to be Shaman King?
All: Shaman King, to be Shaman King (Echo: Shaman King?)
Lisa: If your spirit is strong, *shows A-mid-a-maru in a wresting suit lifting weights*
Harry: you could be the ONE. *dressed up in a "number 1" costume*
Bass-oon: I could look at the world in a different light *gasp* OMIGOD THE WORLD IS RED!
Chocolate, Silver-Kun(NOT ME DARNIT!): I know what it takes to make it right *corrects people's work with Proofreading Marks and ommissions
Fruity Five: I won't give up the fight *holds up boxing gloves*
All: To be Shaman King!!! (Echo: Shaman King!)
All: SHA! MAN! KING!
Music: Da! Da! DA!
Logo: SHONEN JUMP(yeah RIGHT!)'S "SHAMAN KING"!!!!
***
Dubbie Yoh: PREVIOUSLY! ON SHAMAN KING!
~*Flashback*~
Ren: Whatever. We found Manta. Let's go.
Manta: Hai!
???: Not just yet..
??? 2: Prepare to face the biggest challenge of your life...
DubbieYoh: Yeah!
???: Lenny..
??? 2: Ma name'z Ha-ro Ha-ro! But... TRAY'S IN DA HOUSE CUZ I'M DA DUDE WITH DA SNOWBOARD!
Manta: -_-'
Lenny: PREPARE TO FIGHT, OL' CHUM YOH!
Horo Horo: HEY! DON'T EXCLUDE US!
Ren: I'm ready to cut his head off. *points at Lenny*
Lenny: POINTIN'S RUDE, OL' CHUM!
Ren: Whatever.
Lenny: YOH! AND YOH'S FRIENDS! PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Tray, DubbieYoh: Yeah!
~*End Flashback*~
***
Lenny: ALRIGHT, OL' CHUM! IT'S YOUR TURN TO FEEL PAIN!
Tray: YEAHHHH! YEAH DUDE! LIKE TOTALLY! LIKE, YEAH!
DubbieYoh: AHAHAHHA!
Yoh: o_o'
Manta: Yoh-kun! Be careful, okay? I saw your dub practising and I don't mean to encourage him or anything but he's REALLY getting better!
Lenny: I KNOW HOW TO SLICE A TRUCK IN HALF!
Ren: I know how to cut your head off. *glare*
Lenny: T_T
Tray: AHAHAH! I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SPIKE COME OUT OF THE GROUND!
Horo Horo: My hair is spikey!
Tray: Mine too!
Horo Horo: Mine is spikier.
Tray: NO, MINE!
Horo Horo: MINE!
Tray: MINE!
Horo Horo: MINE!
Tray: MI-
Anna: SHUT UP!
Horo Horo, Tray: *gulp*
Lenny: BASS-OON!
Bass-oon: Yeah!
Lenny: SPIRIT FORM!
Ren: BASON!
Bason: Hai!
Ren: SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Lenny: BASS-OON GO INTO SWORD-ON-A-STICK! SPIRIT CONTROL!
Anna: He's learned the oversoul..
Lenny: HUH? HUHHHH? OVER - SOLE!?
All: *sweatdrop*
Ren: BASON IN KWAN-DAO! OVERSOUL!!!
Lenny: AHAHHAA! I SHALL WIN!
Ren: Yeah, right.
Lenny: RIGHT! OL' CHUM! PREPARE TO DIE! RAPID TEMPO ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren: *blinks as Lenny's glowing sword-on-a-stick scratches him... okay, not even.*
Lenny: WHAT!!!
Ren: BASON! CHUUKA ZANMAI!
Lenny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crashes into a stone wall* @_@
Tray: MUAHAHHA! MY TURN!
Horo Horo: NO KIDDING!
Tray: COREY!
Horo Horo: KORORO!
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~Commercial Time!~
Commercial 1: Take one!
Yoh: TIRED of house cleaning!
Manta: Yeah T_T
Yoh: THEN HIRE...
Yoh: THE HOUSE-CLEAN-BOT!
Yoh: Satisfaction, non-guarentee!
House Clean Bot: I. Shall. Clean. Your. House. *blows things up*
Manta: O.O
Anna: DIIIIE! *chases bot with a broomstick*
Yoh: Buy it now! Only $15.99 because it SUCKS!
Director: CUT! IT'S A WRAP!
Commercial 2: Take one!
Narrator: Once upon a time.
Yoh: Ladeeda de daaaa!
Narrator: There was a boy.
Yoh: Bob love!!!
Narrator: And he.
Yoh: *eats oranges*
Narrator: Loved to slack off.
Yoh: *asleep*
Narrator: But then one day, something happened...
Yoh: *still asleep*
Narrator: That would change his life forever.
Anna: WAKE UP DAMMIT! *slaps Yoh*
Yoh: AHHH!
Anna: I am...
Anna: YOUR MOTHER!
Yoh: O.O
Narrator: The story of a young boy and his mother...
Narrator: Going off to search for his dad.
Yoh: I FOUND HIM!!! *points to Manta*
Manta: WHAT?!?!?
Narrator: "BOB LOVE!"... Rated "R"(kidding.). Coming to theatres far away from you on July 109234, 2001435810948510934851.
Director: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!
Commercial 3: Take one!
Ren: Huh? Are we on camera?
Horo Horo: I dunno.
Yoh: *shrug*
Manta: I think we are.
Ren: Oh.. um.. OMG!
Horo Horo: Er.. *holds up a sign* JOIN THE "WE ARE AFRAID OF ANNA" CLUB!
Ren: Yeah! For people who are afraid of the bossy woman!
Manta: I'm afraid of her!
Yoh: Me too!
Horo Horo: Then join! It's FREE! Only $99.99!
Yoh, Manta: OKAY!!!
Ren: For people who want to join, call 1-800-i-afraid! Toll free!
Manta: YAY!!!
Yoh: YAY!!!
Horo Horo: *holds up the sign again* JOIN TODAY!
Director: CUT! THAT'S A WRAP! EVERYTHING'S A WRAP!
~We're Back To The Show!~
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Horo Horo: KORORO, SPIRIT BALL MODE!
Tray: COREY! SPIRIT FORM!
Horo Horo: KORORO IN SNOWBOARD! OVERSOUL!
Tray: COREY IN SNOWBOARD! OVERSOUL!
Tray: Hah! You can't beat me now! I have the ultimate weapon! *holds up spray paint and sprays it in Horo Horo's eyes*
Horo Horo: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Manta: HORO HORO-KUN!
Yoh: HORO HORO!
Anna: Horo Horo...
Ren: HEY! THAT'S PLAYING DIRTY! BACK OFF! *slices Tray's head off* (Awww. Sorry for haters of shonen-ai. Couldn't help myself.)
Tray: *puts it back on* HAH!
Ren: Grr! HOW'D YOU DO THAT! *kicks Tray to the ground*
Horo Horo: AUGH! I CAN'T SEE!
Ren: *splashes Horo Horo's eyes with his milk*
Horo Horo: Hey.. I CAN SEE!
All: *sweatdrop*
Horo Horo: MOSOSO KORUPPE!
Tray: AUGH! *spikes go thourgh Tray and Corey*
Horo Horo: Hah! I beat him all on my own!
Ren: *looks at Horo Horo*
Horo Horo: *sweatdrops*
DubbieYoh: Ah... I see you have defeated my friends, Yoh and company...
DubbieYoh: *glares at them with a weird expression on his face, and his eyes glow red*
DubbieYoh: I see you think you're the best there is, because you defeated them???
Horo Horo: Er, no.. we don't... not really...
Yoh: Not at all.
DubbieYoh: Either way... you WILL lose! *raises Sword of Light*
A-mid-a-maru: YEAH SO THERE! IN YOUR FACE TURKEYS!!!
All: ... *silence... sweatdrop... more silence.*
DubbieYoh: A-MID-A-MARU!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU!
DubbieYoh: A-MID-A-MARU, SPIRIT BALL MODE! INTO SOWORD OF LIGHT! SPIRIT CONTROL!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU! SPIRIT BALL MODE! AMIDAMARU IN HARUSAME! OVERSOUL!
DubbieYoh: *attack Yoh*
Yoh: Kyah! *blocks it*
-This continues for a while, just attacking and dodging.-
Anna: *fingers her bead* He's better than I thought..
Yoh: NOT... REALLY! *blocks another attack*
DubbieYoh: Hah! A-MID-A-MARU!
DubbieYoh: CELESTIAL SLASH!
Yoh: SHINKUU BUTAGIRI!
-Loud crash.-
Anna: *blocks dust from getting in her eyes with her right arm*
Ren: Argh... I can't see a thing!
Horo Horo: Same here _
Manta: YOH-KUN!!!
Yoh: *coughs, then smiles*
Yoh: Yeah... I'm fine!
DubbieYoh: WoaaAAAAAAhhhHHHHHHhhHHHHH.... Someone tell the EarrrTTTTTttttHHHhhh to STTTTooppPPPPPP SPPINnnnnniinnng(Someone tell the Earth to stop spinning!)!
DubbieYoh: *dies*
All: YAY!!!
Yoh: I did it!
Manta: YOU DID IT, YOH-KUN!
Anna: Now... we have much more serious things to worry about.
Yoh: *fingers the pendulum they got back from Lisa* Yeah...
DubbieYoh: Just you wait... Asakura Yoh... They'll get you... I'm sure of that... *now REALLY dies*
Yoh: We'll see about that, dubbie. We'll see.
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~Commercial Break Again!~
Commercial 4: Take one!
Lyserg: Join us!
Marco: Yes, join us!
Lyserg: Join the X-Laws, and we can defeat Hao together!
Marco: After defeating Hao, we can restore peace to this world!
Lyserg: *holds up an X-Laws sign* It's free!
Iron Maiden Jeanne: I sense a powerful aura.
Hao: *burst in* Hello! *burns the place up*
Lyserg, Marco: AUGH!!!!
Iron Maiden Jeanne: Oh, dear. *walks out*
Director: *roof falls on him* OW! AUGH! AUGH! CUT!!!!! IT'S NOT A WRAP!
Commercial 5: Take one!
Horo Horo: Want a cool snowboard? Come to We-Mart!
Yoh: At We-Mart, WE help YOU!
Manta: Why shop at We-Mart? Because: *holds up a sign*
Sign:
• More Products At Every Day Low Prices
• No-Cost Returns
• Safe & Secure Online Shopping
(I don't own that sign. I got that sign right off Walmart.com. I don't own Walmart, either. *sighs annoyedly*)
Yoh: Yeah!
Horo Horo: Yeah!
Director: CUT! IT'S A WRAP!!!
~We're Back Again!~
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-After a few hours of walking, Yoh-tachi finally reach the store again.-
Anna: Here it is...
Horo Horo: Let's go in!
Yoh: I can't wait to save Lyserg!
All: *enters store*
Yoh: HEY LOOK!
All: Huh?
Yoh: THEY HAVE TOKYO MEW MEW MANGA!!!
Horo Horo: COOL!
Ren: Idiots.
Manta: I never knew you liked Tokyo Mew Mew, Yoh-kun and Horo Horo-kun.
Yoh: I DO! I think Ichigo is COOL!
Horo Horo: Retasu is more of my type.
Yoh: She's smart, Horo Horo!
Horo Horo: SO? I'm smart too! RIGHT?
All: ...
Horo Horo: *sweatdrop*
Ren: *takes milk out of the little fridge thing that sells coke etc.*
Horo Horo: HEY! THAT'S STEALING!
Ren: Not like anyone would care.
Horo Horo: *picks up the Tokyo Mew Mew manga* I'm taking this, then!
Manta: *picks up a magnifying glass*
Yoh: *picks two new Bob CD's*
Anna: ... What are you all doing?
Yoh: We're taking stuff, Anna!
Anna: *slaps Yoh* You put that back, right now!
Yoh: T_T
Ren: As I had said, there must be a secret passage somewhere here.
Horo Horo: *trips over something sticking out of the floor* WOAH!
Wall: *opens up and reveals a thin, narrow passage way*
Horo Horo: O.O;;
Anna: YOU actually found it?
Horo Horo: *shrug*
Yoh: Let's go!
Narrator: Little did they know, they were being watched...
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Ruler of 4 Kids: MUAHAHAH! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, INDEED! I CAN'T WAIT! THEY'RE GOING TO DIE THE SECOND THEY REACH THE ENTRANCE TO OUR BASE!
Chris: So do I glue his mouth up yet, O Great Ruler?
Ruler of 4 Kids: Not yet.
Lyserg: Dammit! YOU GUYS LEMME GO THIS INSTANT! I WANT TO HELP MY FRIENDS!
Mandy: Uh-uh, pal. You're staying here.
Lyserg: THEN AT LEAST GIVE ME MY PENDULUM BACK! NOW!!
Morphin: *hides behind Lyserg*
Ruler of 4 Kids: We don't have it.
Chris: They do. *jabs thumb at the screaan which is showing Yoh-tachi walking through the passageway*
Lyserg: Oh.. well, why can't you just let us go?!
Ruler of 4 Kids: It's true that I can no longer continue my Man-tou research... but I can't forgive them for what they've done.
Chris, Mandy: *cries* Oh, O Great Ruler is so dramatic!
Lyserg: *rolls eyes*
Yoh: AHA!
Lyserg: Huh?
Horo Horo: AHAHA! We're here!
Ruler of 4 Kids: WHAT! How did you get all the way up here?! I thought you were fighting my guards!
Ren: *holds up two mice* These things?
Ruler of 4 Kids: ... yeah. o_o;;
All: *SWEATDROP.*
Ruler of 4 Kids: What?
Ruler of 4 Kids: WAIT! But how'd you get through all my employees?!??!!
Ren: Horo Horo promised them they could take a peek at his Tokyo Mew Mew manga.
Horo Horo: *grin*
Manta: You kidnapped me! You made my friends go through all this trouble just to get me back!
Yoh: Manta...
Manta: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MONSTERS!
Anna: ...
Manta: *marches up to Chris* YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS! *jump up 5 feet and punches Chris in the face*
Chris: AUGH! *dies* *twitch* *DIES.*
All: WOAH THERE.
Yoh: M-MANTA!
Manta: Hai, Yoh-kun?
Yoh: How did you..
Horo Horo: ...
Lyserg: .. DO that?
Ren: He's... amazing...
Manta: *shrug* I don't know..
All: *anime fall*
Mandy: Hah! If you want your frined Lee-syrg back, you gotta fight ME!
Yoh: Are you a boy or a girl?
Mandy: *shrug* I don't know..
All: *anime fall again*
Horo Horo: I can't believe this!
Ren: Hey, if you didn't notice, Horo Horo, you're the only one still in your oversoul.
Horo Horo: Oh.. that's right...
Mandy: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!!
All: *ignores Mandy*
Mandy: HELLOOOOOOOO!
Mandy: WAH! NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME! EVER! *commits suicide, dies*
All: *notices him* YAY!
Mandy: X_X
Yoh: *walks up to Lyserg and unties him*
Lyserg: Thanks, guys!
Anna: It was no problem.
Ren: No problem indeed! *dripping with sarcasm.. no, not literally.*
Manta: Let's go!
Yoh: Yeah!
Ruler of 4 Kids: No!
All: Huh!?
Ruler of 4 Kids: You! YOU! YOU!!!!
All: We what?
Ruler of 4 Kids: YOU RUINED MY LIFE! AS A DUBBER! YOU KILLED ALL MY PEOPLE, MY FAITHFUL PEOPLE! YOU KILLED MY NEWEST CREATIONS! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! YOU'VE RUINED.. ME!
Ruler of 4 Kids: *cries SD tears*
Anna: That would've been moving.. if you had a different physical appearance.
All: *anime falls for the third time*
Ruler of 4 Kids: PREPARE TO DIE!
Horo Horo: NIPOPOTEKENPE HARAKIHOKU!(His avalanche attack)
Everyone: WOAH!!!
Ruler of 4 Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Anna: And now for my specialty...
Yoh: You're going to summon someone?
Anna: *nerve pops* NO! My OTHER specialty! My SECRET one. *raises her beads, and Morty's rubber ducky*
Lyserg: Where'd you get THAT?!
Anna: *shrug* I foudn it just now.
Manta: Ehehe... that's mine.
All: *sweatdrop*
Anna: You don't mind if I use it, do you, Manta?
Manta: Oh, no, I have 32 more at home.
Ren: THAT'S MY NUMBER!!!
Manta: o_o
Horo Horo: Just do it already!
Yoh: Let's see your power!
Anna: *concentrates* Your soul will not enter heaven... it will not touch hell... it will not see purgatory. It will be imprison forever more...
Anna: IN THIS RUBBER DUCKY!
All: *ANIME FALL!!!!!!!!*
Ruler of 4 Kids's soul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*gets trapped in rubber ducky*
Rubber Ducky: NOOO! YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T!
Anna: *tosses rubber ducky into the REAL Pacific Ocean.*
Rubber Ducky: T_T *sinks*
Lyserg: The portal!
Ren: Finally!
Yoh: HOME!
Manta: HOME!
Horo Horo: FOOD! *stomach grumbles*
All: ... ._.'
Horo Horo: What?
Ren: *mutters* Nothing.
Narrator: And so, they went through the portal, and had a feast when they got home, and had lots of fun.
-During the feast-
Yoh: This is great! Everything turned out okay!
Manta: Yup!
Yoh: *turn son his new Bob CD'S*
Manta: YOH!!! I thought Anna told you to put them back!
Yoh: She never said that I couldn't put them back, then take them again while she wasn't looking!
Manta: *sweatdrop*
Anna: *glares at Yoh* 50 extra laps around the lake. 1000 push ups after dinner.
Yoh: NANI!!! T_T
Ren: *growls*
Horo Horo: Ren, was that you, or my stomach?
Ren: Probably your empty HEAD!!
Horo Horo: BAKA!
Ren: KISAMA!!
Lyserg: Be quiet, onegai...
Ren: *growls again*
Horo Horo: My empty head says you're a baka, Ren.
Narrator: Screams could be heard in the Asakura/Kyoyama house.
-1,000,000,000 years later.-
Archaeologist 1: The Pacific Ocean has dried up!
Archaeologist 2: Yeah. Let's start digging for any TREASURE!
-A few minutes later-
Archaeologist 2: LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Archaeologist 1: Huh?
Archaeologist 2: *holds up a rubber ducky*
Rubber Ducky: NOOO! IT'S NOT FAIR! MY CREATION! MY PEOPLE! MY LIFE! IT'S RUINED, ALL RUINED! *cries*
Archaeologist 1: Wow! Cool! It's so stupid! Let's put it in a museum so everyone can laugh at it and the little kids and put gum on it and tease it and throw stuff like rocks at it!
Archaeologist 2: Yeah! Good idea! Let's put it in a museum!
-And so they did.-
~THE END!~
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WOW! Finally! THE STORY'S OVER!!!! *hugs all reviewers* PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! I'm really happy that I managed to finish my story AND get over 100 reviews! ^___^ Thank you all, minna-san! Maybe I should write another story! But then again, I'm not sure if I should! Anyway, either way, I will remember you all forever(XD)! I never realized this story would be such a big hit.. but it is!
And since it is, I'd like to dedicate it, which I haven't done so yet, TO ALL OF YOU! ^____^ THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Yoh: Sankyuu!
SANKYUU INDEED! I hoped you liked! ^____^ BYEEEE!