A/N: Terribly sorry that I couldn't get this on it on time. You probably read my terrible scream already. So, I'm not going to make you wait longer. Here's the next chapter.
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Interview with the Inuyasha Characters
Chapter 6
Individual Interview #5
Shippo
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Amy: Hello everyone. Today, we have an interview with the our favorite Kitsune, Shippo!
Shippo fans(mostly girls who loved cute things): *Screaming and cheering*
Amy: Let's invite our guest out. Here's Shippo!
Shippo: *hops out from backstage* *welcomed by another wave of cheering and screaming* *hops onto his chair cutely*
Amy: Hello Shippo!
Shippo: Hello! I'm so happy today!
Amy: Why?
Shippo: Kagome let me try ice cream! And it's the best food I've ever tasted! I want more!
Amy: Great, so are you ready for your interview?
Shippo: Yes, as soon as you get them out of here! *points at his fans, hurting their feelings*
Amy: But they are your fans, Shippo! They won't hurt you!
Shippo: They just spent the last week chasing me around. What do you think I feel about them?
Amy: Well, that's what happens when fans meet famous people like you.
Shippo: I'm famous? Wow, I did not know that. Does this mean they would all buy me ice cream?
Shippo Fans: *Suddenly all disappearing, and reappearing after two seconds, each holding some kind of ice cream*
Shippo: Yay! *hops off chair to get ice cream*
Amy: Um...I don't think that's good for you.
Shippo: Wahdiusa? *too busy putting ice cream into his mouth to care*
Amy: Well, then, you leave me no choice. *clears throat*
Kagome: *pops up* What am I doing here?
Amy: The director decided to give me the power to pop people here. I need you to check on Shippo.
Kagome: *turns around to see Shippo surrounded by ice cream and freaking out* SHIPPO! what are you doing?
Shippo: Hikagome! *speech still unclear due to a large amount of ice cream in his mouth*
Kagome: Don't you know eating too much ice cream is bad for you?
Shippo: But they are so delicious!
Kagome: Stop eating at once, or you would never get more ice cream again!
Shippo: *looks guilty* Yes, Kagome. *puts down ice cream and hops sadly back into his seat*
Amy: *clears throat, popping Kagome out* Now, Shippo, let's get to some serious questions.
Shippo: *pouting just like Inuyasha does* Fine.
Amy: if you see Kagome as a mother-figure, do you see Inuyasha as an abusive father-figure?
Shippo: *jumping up in anger* What! Who told you I see Kagome as a "Mother figure"! I'm just a close friend with her, that's all!
Amy: Interesting. What about Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *popping up* Who just called my name?
Shippo: *not paying attention to Inuyasha* Nothing! I don't see him even as an abusive father-figure! He is just a dirty little hanyou. He's nothing compared to my father, who was a FULL demon!
Inuyasha: *voice turning threatening* What did you say, you Kitsune brat?
Shippo: *gulp*
Inuyasha: *grabbing Shippo up by the tail* I was the one who had killed the thunder brothers and avenged your father's death, in case you forgot!
Shippo: Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat*
Inuyasha Fans: *popping out of nowhere* *screaming and yelling at the sight of Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *seeing his fans* Oh no, not them again! *turns to run away, leaving Shippo to fall onto the floor with a thump*
Inuyasha Fans: Wait for me, insert nickname for Inuyasha here!
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, What do you call your blob form?
Shippo: I don't know...It's just something I turn into for the fun of it.
Amy: Ok...Why don't we move onto the Q&A.
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Amy: I suppose you know what we are doing here, right?
Shippo: Of course
Amy: Good, first question please
Random Fan: Can you turn into a giant fox like Sesshoumaru can turn into a giant dog? If so,will you transform so you can scare all these people at my house cause there really starting to smell and I could tell them you would eat them if they didn't leave so good bye.
Shippo: I can shapeshift into a large fox, but other than that, I can't change. I have to wait until I grow up like my father. But I'll be glad to chase the people out of your house!
Fan: Great, why don't you come over right now!
Shippo: *about to jump off his chair and follow the fan*
Amy: Not so fast. *grabbing Shippo by the tail* You are not going anywhere until the interview is done.
Shippo: Awww.
Random Fan: why dont you fight? I would like to see you fight or do you like watching Inuyasha with Kagome??
Shippo: *blink blink* What do you mean? I don't fight because I'm not strong enough. You don't have to stuff that in my face!
Inuyasha: *smiling cockily* That's right, you are not strong enough to even fight!
Amy: Hey, what are you doing here?
Inuyasha: Is it so wrong to just drop by?
Amy: *shrug* Fine with me. *clears throat*
Inuyasha: *popping out* Hey, I thought you were going to let me stay--
Amy: *speaking to the disappeared Inuyasha* Exactly, you thought. *turns attention back to Shippo's interview* Next question please.
Another Random Fan: *unaudible questions due to the noise made by Inuyasha fans who had followed him into the studio*
Inuyasha Fans: Where's insert name for Inuyasha here?
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat again, making Inuyasha fans disappear* Please repeat the question.
The Random Fan: How is it like, being beaten up by Inuyasha a lot?
Shippo: *turns slightly angry* Would you like to try sometimes?
Same Fan: No. Do you have as much as a ramen obsession as Dogboy does?
Shippo: No, I like all the food Kagome brings.
Inuyasha: *popping up again right in front of the fan asking the question* *grabbing him by the collar* Don't you ever *beep* call me "dogboy"!
Amy: *clears throat*
Kagome: *pops up again* Inuyasha, SIT!
Inuyasha: *having a nice little reunion with the studio floor* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Inuyasha Fans: *pouring into the studio* I love you, insert name for Inuyasha here *moves up to Inuyasha, taking advantage of Inuyasha still buried in the floor*
Inuyasha: *muffle muffle* *buried under thousands of his fans*
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat, making Inuyasha, his fans, and Kagome disappear* Next question, please.
Same Fan: Yes, I'm still here. Will you kill the dog-demon stated above one day?
Shippo: When I'm strong enough, I would kill Inuyasha for humiliating me so much!
Inuyasha: *pops up again with red lipstick marks all over his face and hair* Yeah right.
Amy: *snigger*
Shippo: *laughing out loud with the rest of the studio*
Inuyasha: *looking around in confusion* What? What's so funny?
Amy: *clears throat, making a mirror pop up* Here. *hands mirror to Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *taking the mirror and looking at himself in it* AHHHHH! Kagome, I need a bath! *runs out of studio in terror*
Amy: *still sniggering* Next question!
Botan: Why do you always let Inuyasha hit you? Why don't you just shift into something BIG and hit HIM?!
Shippo: *sigh* Don't think I haven't tried... I guess I'm just not strong enough.
Inuyasha: *popping up shirtless, without lipstick marks on him* That's right, you're not!
Inuyasha Fans: *appearing again* *stares at Inuyasha weirdly*
Inuyasha: *looks at his fans in fear* Why do they all look like they are in heat?
Amy: Because you aren't wearing a shirt.
Inuyasha: *looks down* Oh.
Inuyash Fans: We love you, Inuyasha! *starting to pour over him again*
Inuyasha: Back off! *starting to ran away*
Amy: *sweatdrop* I think I'll end the interview for today.
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This changed SOOOOO much from the original. I feel depressed again. I can't remember anything from the original except for Inuyasha being buried under girls and Inuyasha popping up shirtless. Oh well, I suppose this will have to do.
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Interview with the Inuyasha Characters
Chapter 6
Individual Interview #5
Shippo
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Amy: Hello everyone. Today, we have an interview with the our favorite Kitsune, Shippo!
Shippo fans(mostly girls who loved cute things): *Screaming and cheering*
Amy: Let's invite our guest out. Here's Shippo!
Shippo: *hops out from backstage* *welcomed by another wave of cheering and screaming* *hops onto his chair cutely*
Amy: Hello Shippo!
Shippo: Hello! I'm so happy today!
Amy: Why?
Shippo: Kagome let me try ice cream! And it's the best food I've ever tasted! I want more!
Amy: Great, so are you ready for your interview?
Shippo: Yes, as soon as you get them out of here! *points at his fans, hurting their feelings*
Amy: But they are your fans, Shippo! They won't hurt you!
Shippo: They just spent the last week chasing me around. What do you think I feel about them?
Amy: Well, that's what happens when fans meet famous people like you.
Shippo: I'm famous? Wow, I did not know that. Does this mean they would all buy me ice cream?
Shippo Fans: *Suddenly all disappearing, and reappearing after two seconds, each holding some kind of ice cream*
Shippo: Yay! *hops off chair to get ice cream*
Amy: Um...I don't think that's good for you.
Shippo: Wahdiusa? *too busy putting ice cream into his mouth to care*
Amy: Well, then, you leave me no choice. *clears throat*
Kagome: *pops up* What am I doing here?
Amy: The director decided to give me the power to pop people here. I need you to check on Shippo.
Kagome: *turns around to see Shippo surrounded by ice cream and freaking out* SHIPPO! what are you doing?
Shippo: Hikagome! *speech still unclear due to a large amount of ice cream in his mouth*
Kagome: Don't you know eating too much ice cream is bad for you?
Shippo: But they are so delicious!
Kagome: Stop eating at once, or you would never get more ice cream again!
Shippo: *looks guilty* Yes, Kagome. *puts down ice cream and hops sadly back into his seat*
Amy: *clears throat, popping Kagome out* Now, Shippo, let's get to some serious questions.
Shippo: *pouting just like Inuyasha does* Fine.
Amy: if you see Kagome as a mother-figure, do you see Inuyasha as an abusive father-figure?
Shippo: *jumping up in anger* What! Who told you I see Kagome as a "Mother figure"! I'm just a close friend with her, that's all!
Amy: Interesting. What about Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *popping up* Who just called my name?
Shippo: *not paying attention to Inuyasha* Nothing! I don't see him even as an abusive father-figure! He is just a dirty little hanyou. He's nothing compared to my father, who was a FULL demon!
Inuyasha: *voice turning threatening* What did you say, you Kitsune brat?
Shippo: *gulp*
Inuyasha: *grabbing Shippo up by the tail* I was the one who had killed the thunder brothers and avenged your father's death, in case you forgot!
Shippo: Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat*
Inuyasha Fans: *popping out of nowhere* *screaming and yelling at the sight of Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *seeing his fans* Oh no, not them again! *turns to run away, leaving Shippo to fall onto the floor with a thump*
Inuyasha Fans: Wait for me, insert nickname for Inuyasha here!
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, What do you call your blob form?
Shippo: I don't know...It's just something I turn into for the fun of it.
Amy: Ok...Why don't we move onto the Q&A.
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Amy: I suppose you know what we are doing here, right?
Shippo: Of course
Amy: Good, first question please
Random Fan: Can you turn into a giant fox like Sesshoumaru can turn into a giant dog? If so,will you transform so you can scare all these people at my house cause there really starting to smell and I could tell them you would eat them if they didn't leave so good bye.
Shippo: I can shapeshift into a large fox, but other than that, I can't change. I have to wait until I grow up like my father. But I'll be glad to chase the people out of your house!
Fan: Great, why don't you come over right now!
Shippo: *about to jump off his chair and follow the fan*
Amy: Not so fast. *grabbing Shippo by the tail* You are not going anywhere until the interview is done.
Shippo: Awww.
Random Fan: why dont you fight? I would like to see you fight or do you like watching Inuyasha with Kagome??
Shippo: *blink blink* What do you mean? I don't fight because I'm not strong enough. You don't have to stuff that in my face!
Inuyasha: *smiling cockily* That's right, you are not strong enough to even fight!
Amy: Hey, what are you doing here?
Inuyasha: Is it so wrong to just drop by?
Amy: *shrug* Fine with me. *clears throat*
Inuyasha: *popping out* Hey, I thought you were going to let me stay--
Amy: *speaking to the disappeared Inuyasha* Exactly, you thought. *turns attention back to Shippo's interview* Next question please.
Another Random Fan: *unaudible questions due to the noise made by Inuyasha fans who had followed him into the studio*
Inuyasha Fans: Where's insert name for Inuyasha here?
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat again, making Inuyasha fans disappear* Please repeat the question.
The Random Fan: How is it like, being beaten up by Inuyasha a lot?
Shippo: *turns slightly angry* Would you like to try sometimes?
Same Fan: No. Do you have as much as a ramen obsession as Dogboy does?
Shippo: No, I like all the food Kagome brings.
Inuyasha: *popping up again right in front of the fan asking the question* *grabbing him by the collar* Don't you ever *beep* call me "dogboy"!
Amy: *clears throat*
Kagome: *pops up again* Inuyasha, SIT!
Inuyasha: *having a nice little reunion with the studio floor* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Inuyasha Fans: *pouring into the studio* I love you, insert name for Inuyasha here *moves up to Inuyasha, taking advantage of Inuyasha still buried in the floor*
Inuyasha: *muffle muffle* *buried under thousands of his fans*
Amy: *sigh* *clears throat, making Inuyasha, his fans, and Kagome disappear* Next question, please.
Same Fan: Yes, I'm still here. Will you kill the dog-demon stated above one day?
Shippo: When I'm strong enough, I would kill Inuyasha for humiliating me so much!
Inuyasha: *pops up again with red lipstick marks all over his face and hair* Yeah right.
Amy: *snigger*
Shippo: *laughing out loud with the rest of the studio*
Inuyasha: *looking around in confusion* What? What's so funny?
Amy: *clears throat, making a mirror pop up* Here. *hands mirror to Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *taking the mirror and looking at himself in it* AHHHHH! Kagome, I need a bath! *runs out of studio in terror*
Amy: *still sniggering* Next question!
Botan: Why do you always let Inuyasha hit you? Why don't you just shift into something BIG and hit HIM?!
Shippo: *sigh* Don't think I haven't tried... I guess I'm just not strong enough.
Inuyasha: *popping up shirtless, without lipstick marks on him* That's right, you're not!
Inuyasha Fans: *appearing again* *stares at Inuyasha weirdly*
Inuyasha: *looks at his fans in fear* Why do they all look like they are in heat?
Amy: Because you aren't wearing a shirt.
Inuyasha: *looks down* Oh.
Inuyash Fans: We love you, Inuyasha! *starting to pour over him again*
Inuyasha: Back off! *starting to ran away*
Amy: *sweatdrop* I think I'll end the interview for today.
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This changed SOOOOO much from the original. I feel depressed again. I can't remember anything from the original except for Inuyasha being buried under girls and Inuyasha popping up shirtless. Oh well, I suppose this will have to do.
