Pegasus and his DIARY! (Ooo! His DIARY!)
Dear Diary,
It is the third day at the wine tasting convention and I'm missing Funny Bunny! What's the world coming to? That plush, lovable, and the most cutest bunny ever… OH I just cringe at the thought. Of course you know that I'm desperate to watch Funny Bunny so I bought a TV. And don't be concerned, I'm rich and I can afford it. Then I went back to my hotel and had room service hook it up (because why ruin my good looks when I can pay others to work for me!). Then I looked through all the channels. I watched this one show called "Pegasus est une grande pile de crap". Talk about educational! Then the most heavenly show on the planet came on. That rabbit popped out and did a dance. (Sigh) I love that dance. Anyways, the episode was that Ruff Gruff McGruff detective dog chasing after Funny Bunny (since the Ruff Gruff McGraw was on vacation.) Then McGruff pulled out a plunger and stuck it on his head. Then he spun him around his head. What the heck was he thinking?!? That is very mean. So, being the psycho I am, I kicked the TV and, yes, broke it. I then called the animators for the series and threatened to kick their Italian butts if they didn't remake the episode. But, unfortunately, I pressed a wrong button or two and dialed the wrong number. To be exact, the Mafia's number. Then I hung up and went home before I got a "cap in my ass". I believe that's black talk. Well, I got home and somebody ( I don't know who) burned my Funny Bunny tapes, slippers, and underwear. I was flipping furious! Then I went to the Police and they laughed at me. Then I went back home to cry like a little baby (shh! Don't tell anyone!). Then Croquette was playing croquette on the Internet. I yelled for some tea and he refused to get me any. I said a few curse words (butthead, poophead, stinckypants, etc.) and he came quickly. Then he put salt in my tea instead of sugar. Ooo! That deserves a thrashing or two. But considering I just got my nails done, I was saving it for later. So that's how my day went. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Halloween night. There was this short little dude wearing a Yugi Moto costume. I was as nice as possible. I gave him no candy and said to scram. But he kicked my shin and I dropped the candy in his bag. He ran off before I could steal his bloody soul. Then I had a phone call. My new guard dog, Cuddles, ran off and bit my neighbor, Mr. Takahashi. He threatened to erase me from the series if it happened again. What ever that meant… That's all I have to say. I'm in a state of PMS but I'm sure I can run to Walgreen's and get some Midol.