A/N: Sorry about being dead for so long. But you try having the school dance, two people's birthdays, a science test, a math test, a computer assignment, a HUGE social studies project due, and a HUGE socials test in the same week. I feel like I'm going die of stress.
Anyway, onto the chapter. I should probably give some warnings right now. This chapter is going to be on Sesshomaru--the character that I like to make fun of the most. Excuse me if I couldn't help but, um...make him into a huge clown with my witty words. Anyway, here's the much awaited next chapter. Enjoy!
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Interview With The Inuyasha Characters
Chapter 8
Interview #7
Sesshomaru/Fluffy
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Amy: All right. Today, we have Sesshomaru *cough*Fluffy*cough* as our guest.
Sessy Fans (too lazy to type Sesshomaru's full name. So from now on, he is either Sessy or Fluffy): *Cheer and screaming loud enough to make you deaf*
Amy: *covering ears painfully* Ow, calm down, will you?
Sessy Fans: *Cheering slightly quieter...*
Amy: *taking hands away from ears* That's better. Now, let's invite in our guest, Sesshomaru!
Sessy Fans: *Cheering and screaming loud enough to shatter the roof of the studio*
Fluffy: *Walking onto stage slowly and importantly* What am I doing here? I have more important things to do than sitting on a chair and answering questions.
Sessy Fans: *fainting at his voice and the prettyness of him*
Amy: You are here because you are bounded to me until I decide that I've interviewed you enough. Now sit down and answer my questions! *pointing at the guest chair threateningly*
Fluffy: *looking slightly scared* *using same bored voice* All right. *sits down*
Studio staff immediately puts electonic devices onto his body
Fluffy: *looks at the devices on his body expressionlessly* What are these for?
Amy: turn on the big screen. These are used to help you express your true emotions. From our heat sensitive plugs, we will be able to detect your real emotions and project it onto the big screen.
Fluffy: *face remains expressionless*
Big screen: *typing the following words--fear, anger, and interest*
Fluffy: *sees the screen* *stands up in indignation* How...That's not true!
Amy: *extremely sarcasic* Of course not. Our devices have never been wrong before, so HA!
Sessy Fans: Awww...Our Fluffy-chan has feelings.
Fluffy: Don't call me that!
big screen: *anger, slight hatred, anger, embarrassment, anger, and did we mention anger?*
Fluffy: *pointing at big screen* SHUT UP!
Amy: Um...sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't think it can, considering it never talked in the first place.
Fluffy: *takes out Tensaiga* That's it. I'm killing you right now!
Amy: *clears throat*
Inuyasha: *pops up randomly* *sees Sesshomaru* *takes our Tetsusaiga* DIE!
Sessy Fans: *running up and standing in front of Fluffy* Don't hurt Fluffy-chan!
Big Screen: *embarrassment, anger, hatred, jealousy, and extreme embarrassment*
Inuyasha: Fluffy-chan? They call you Fluffy-chan? *falling onto the floor laughing*
Fluffy: *muffle muffle* *being buried under Sessy Fans*
Amy: I supposed you've had enough torture. *clears throat*
Inuyasha and Sessy Fans on top of Fluffy: *pops out*
Fluffy: *standing up indignantly*
Amy: *evil smile* *asking sweetly* Do you still want to kill me?
Fluffy: *face slightly stubborn* No. I have more use for you.
Big Screen: *embarrassment, fear, fear, fear, denial* *SMASH*
Fluffy: *Had the Tensaiga in the big screen, currently trying to get his sword away so that he would not be electricuted* Serves you right. (I don't know if he actually says that, but that's just random adding of lines. Sorry)
Amy: *shaking head helplessly* You cannot kill the screen.
Fluffy: What? What kind of thing cannot die. Is it not a god?
Big Screen: *weakly typing in words--confusion, anger, hatred for moi, and Sesshomaru is a stupid BAKA!*
Amy: *snigger*
Fluffy: DIE!
Big Screen: *extreme hatred*
Fluffy: Shut up!
Amy: I think our technology is driving him to insanity.
Random Backstage Worker: You -THINK-? *points at Fluffy, who is now whimpering in pain*
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, why don't we just move on...
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Amy: You can stop whimpering now, Fluffy. We are not going to use the big screen anymore. This is the Q&A section.
Fluffy: *suddenly looking dignated* Why would I, the Great Sesshomaru, be whimpering?
Amy: Um...right...anyway, questions people!
Random Fan: Are you in love in Rin? Isn't she a bit young for you, considering she is just 7 and you are about 700. Can't you get a real girlfriend?
Fluffy: *stare* Are you suggesting that I'm in love with Rin?
Random Fan: That's exactly what I'm saying.
Fluffy: Let me make this clear, I am not in love with Rin. Unless you want to die the most horrible death ever, do not say that again. *holding up a glowing green claw*
Random Fan: *suddenly looks happy* Really? You mean I can actually die a horrible death? Yay. *starts singing "we are going to die a horrible death"* (for those people who don't know, this is a song that we sing after we do the Tasuki/Koji (from Fushigi Yuugi) dialogue. If you think this friend of mine is insane, then you absolutely correct.)
Fluffy: *staring for one second* You want to die a horrible death?
Ranodm Fan: Of course, why else would I be singing that song?
Amy: Um...next question please. *to the director in whispers* and call the insane asylum, I think they might be missing a patient...
Another Random Fan, or Rei: How do you feel about all the fanfics online about your homosexual relationships with your brother or other characters.
Sesshomaru: *looking angry* they WHAT?
Inuyasha: *popping out of nowhere* What did you just say?
Jaken: *also popping out of nowhere* *looking really happy* Master, you should've told me you were gay. At least that way we can be together.
Sessy Fans: Eww...
Fluffy: *takes out Tenssaiga and prepared to kill Jaken*
Amy: Hey, don't do that. Well, at least until we are finished with Jaken's interview.
Inuyasha: *jumps onto the questioner (who by the way is a girl who is absolutely in love with Inuyasha)* What did you say about Sesshomaru and me being -GAY- together?
Rei: *looking dazed* OMG! I can't believe it! Inuyasha is right here in front of me...holding me...
Kagome: *popping into the studio* SIT!
Inuyasha: *well, you know the drill* *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Fluffy: *taking advantage of Inuyasha's temporary unability to move, and about to kill him*
Amy: Ok, this is going a bit too far. We cannot have the star of the show being dead right now. *clears throat*
Inuyasha, Kagome, Jaken all pops out of the studio
Amy: Please answer the question, Fluffy.
Fluffy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Amy: *shrug*
Fluffy: *facing Rei* Tell whoever writing these fics that I would hunt all of them down and kill them.
First Random Fan: *muttering* really? I guess I have to start writing those fanfics...
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, next question.
Kaori (NOT a Fluffy fan): Why do you wear make-up?
Fluffy: What is so wrong with men wearing make-up? It just shows we are secure with our masculinity. Besides, it give my uncomparable beauty more of a realistic touch. *keeps on ranting about how beautiful he is*
Sessy Fans: *all have stars in their eyes*
Kaori: *scoff* *slowly falling asleep to Fluffy's rant*
Amy: *also slowly falling asleep* Ok, that's it. STOP RANTING RIGHT NOW!
Fluffy: BUt I'm not even half way done yet.
Amy: That's it, today's show is OVER. Go, NOW! *pushes Fluffy into the middle of Sessy Fans* *falls asleep*
Sessy Fans: *screaming in joy, and tearing Fluffy apart*
Kaori: *sweatdrop*
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Excuse me for the lateness, I really didn't mean to update this late. I'm just kind of addicted to drawing comics right now...hehehe....please don't kill me? Yeah anyway, the usual--questions, comments death threats are ALL welcome, just please REVIEW!
Anyway, onto the chapter. I should probably give some warnings right now. This chapter is going to be on Sesshomaru--the character that I like to make fun of the most. Excuse me if I couldn't help but, um...make him into a huge clown with my witty words. Anyway, here's the much awaited next chapter. Enjoy!
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Interview With The Inuyasha Characters
Chapter 8
Interview #7
Sesshomaru/Fluffy
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Amy: All right. Today, we have Sesshomaru *cough*Fluffy*cough* as our guest.
Sessy Fans (too lazy to type Sesshomaru's full name. So from now on, he is either Sessy or Fluffy): *Cheer and screaming loud enough to make you deaf*
Amy: *covering ears painfully* Ow, calm down, will you?
Sessy Fans: *Cheering slightly quieter...*
Amy: *taking hands away from ears* That's better. Now, let's invite in our guest, Sesshomaru!
Sessy Fans: *Cheering and screaming loud enough to shatter the roof of the studio*
Fluffy: *Walking onto stage slowly and importantly* What am I doing here? I have more important things to do than sitting on a chair and answering questions.
Sessy Fans: *fainting at his voice and the prettyness of him*
Amy: You are here because you are bounded to me until I decide that I've interviewed you enough. Now sit down and answer my questions! *pointing at the guest chair threateningly*
Fluffy: *looking slightly scared* *using same bored voice* All right. *sits down*
Studio staff immediately puts electonic devices onto his body
Fluffy: *looks at the devices on his body expressionlessly* What are these for?
Amy: turn on the big screen. These are used to help you express your true emotions. From our heat sensitive plugs, we will be able to detect your real emotions and project it onto the big screen.
Fluffy: *face remains expressionless*
Big screen: *typing the following words--fear, anger, and interest*
Fluffy: *sees the screen* *stands up in indignation* How...That's not true!
Amy: *extremely sarcasic* Of course not. Our devices have never been wrong before, so HA!
Sessy Fans: Awww...Our Fluffy-chan has feelings.
Fluffy: Don't call me that!
big screen: *anger, slight hatred, anger, embarrassment, anger, and did we mention anger?*
Fluffy: *pointing at big screen* SHUT UP!
Amy: Um...sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't think it can, considering it never talked in the first place.
Fluffy: *takes out Tensaiga* That's it. I'm killing you right now!
Amy: *clears throat*
Inuyasha: *pops up randomly* *sees Sesshomaru* *takes our Tetsusaiga* DIE!
Sessy Fans: *running up and standing in front of Fluffy* Don't hurt Fluffy-chan!
Big Screen: *embarrassment, anger, hatred, jealousy, and extreme embarrassment*
Inuyasha: Fluffy-chan? They call you Fluffy-chan? *falling onto the floor laughing*
Fluffy: *muffle muffle* *being buried under Sessy Fans*
Amy: I supposed you've had enough torture. *clears throat*
Inuyasha and Sessy Fans on top of Fluffy: *pops out*
Fluffy: *standing up indignantly*
Amy: *evil smile* *asking sweetly* Do you still want to kill me?
Fluffy: *face slightly stubborn* No. I have more use for you.
Big Screen: *embarrassment, fear, fear, fear, denial* *SMASH*
Fluffy: *Had the Tensaiga in the big screen, currently trying to get his sword away so that he would not be electricuted* Serves you right. (I don't know if he actually says that, but that's just random adding of lines. Sorry)
Amy: *shaking head helplessly* You cannot kill the screen.
Fluffy: What? What kind of thing cannot die. Is it not a god?
Big Screen: *weakly typing in words--confusion, anger, hatred for moi, and Sesshomaru is a stupid BAKA!*
Amy: *snigger*
Fluffy: DIE!
Big Screen: *extreme hatred*
Fluffy: Shut up!
Amy: I think our technology is driving him to insanity.
Random Backstage Worker: You -THINK-? *points at Fluffy, who is now whimpering in pain*
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, why don't we just move on...
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Amy: You can stop whimpering now, Fluffy. We are not going to use the big screen anymore. This is the Q&A section.
Fluffy: *suddenly looking dignated* Why would I, the Great Sesshomaru, be whimpering?
Amy: Um...right...anyway, questions people!
Random Fan: Are you in love in Rin? Isn't she a bit young for you, considering she is just 7 and you are about 700. Can't you get a real girlfriend?
Fluffy: *stare* Are you suggesting that I'm in love with Rin?
Random Fan: That's exactly what I'm saying.
Fluffy: Let me make this clear, I am not in love with Rin. Unless you want to die the most horrible death ever, do not say that again. *holding up a glowing green claw*
Random Fan: *suddenly looks happy* Really? You mean I can actually die a horrible death? Yay. *starts singing "we are going to die a horrible death"* (for those people who don't know, this is a song that we sing after we do the Tasuki/Koji (from Fushigi Yuugi) dialogue. If you think this friend of mine is insane, then you absolutely correct.)
Fluffy: *staring for one second* You want to die a horrible death?
Ranodm Fan: Of course, why else would I be singing that song?
Amy: Um...next question please. *to the director in whispers* and call the insane asylum, I think they might be missing a patient...
Another Random Fan, or Rei: How do you feel about all the fanfics online about your homosexual relationships with your brother or other characters.
Sesshomaru: *looking angry* they WHAT?
Inuyasha: *popping out of nowhere* What did you just say?
Jaken: *also popping out of nowhere* *looking really happy* Master, you should've told me you were gay. At least that way we can be together.
Sessy Fans: Eww...
Fluffy: *takes out Tenssaiga and prepared to kill Jaken*
Amy: Hey, don't do that. Well, at least until we are finished with Jaken's interview.
Inuyasha: *jumps onto the questioner (who by the way is a girl who is absolutely in love with Inuyasha)* What did you say about Sesshomaru and me being -GAY- together?
Rei: *looking dazed* OMG! I can't believe it! Inuyasha is right here in front of me...holding me...
Kagome: *popping into the studio* SIT!
Inuyasha: *well, you know the drill* *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Fluffy: *taking advantage of Inuyasha's temporary unability to move, and about to kill him*
Amy: Ok, this is going a bit too far. We cannot have the star of the show being dead right now. *clears throat*
Inuyasha, Kagome, Jaken all pops out of the studio
Amy: Please answer the question, Fluffy.
Fluffy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Amy: *shrug*
Fluffy: *facing Rei* Tell whoever writing these fics that I would hunt all of them down and kill them.
First Random Fan: *muttering* really? I guess I have to start writing those fanfics...
Amy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, next question.
Kaori (NOT a Fluffy fan): Why do you wear make-up?
Fluffy: What is so wrong with men wearing make-up? It just shows we are secure with our masculinity. Besides, it give my uncomparable beauty more of a realistic touch. *keeps on ranting about how beautiful he is*
Sessy Fans: *all have stars in their eyes*
Kaori: *scoff* *slowly falling asleep to Fluffy's rant*
Amy: *also slowly falling asleep* Ok, that's it. STOP RANTING RIGHT NOW!
Fluffy: BUt I'm not even half way done yet.
Amy: That's it, today's show is OVER. Go, NOW! *pushes Fluffy into the middle of Sessy Fans* *falls asleep*
Sessy Fans: *screaming in joy, and tearing Fluffy apart*
Kaori: *sweatdrop*
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Excuse me for the lateness, I really didn't mean to update this late. I'm just kind of addicted to drawing comics right now...hehehe....please don't kill me? Yeah anyway, the usual--questions, comments death threats are ALL welcome, just please REVIEW!