Disclaimer: I just want to say that I couldn't have done this without my friend that is now really far away from here!

Chapter one

Narrator: One day in the house of Mario, the brothers were thinking about their past.

Mario: Hey! Wheresa wesa come from?

Luigi: I dunno. Letsa looka ina the photo album!

Narrator: Mario opens the chest filled with mushrooms, coins, feathers, and all sorts of other things from past adventures.

Mario: Ia remember this! (turns into a frog)

Luigi: Ahhhhhh! (Mario then turns back into human)

Mario: Luigi! Heads-up (throws hammer)

Luigi: Ooooff!

Mario: Hahahahahahahaha!

Luigi: Oh yeah!? (Eats a mushroom, fire-flower, and a star.) (in a low voice) HAHAHAHA! Eat this! (Fires a large fireball.)

Narrator: As you already know, video game characters can't die, so Mario was just in a lot of pain.

Peach: Hello!

Brothers: (in a nice voice with a cheesy grin.) Ello!

Peach: I baked a cake for you!

Brothers: (in their minds) Not another one!

Peach: Its strawberry!

Brothers: (in their minds) Theysa always strawberry.

Peach: I'll put it on the counter.

Brothers: (in their minds) hopea she doesn't noticea the other cakes in the trasha can.

Peach: So what are you doing?

Luigi: looking fora oura mommy and daddy.

Peach: (puts on a helmet and says in a low voice) Before you start, know this. Mario, Luigi, I am your fath, mother.

Brothers: Ley ley?

Peach: No! I just had to say that. I just watched "Starman wars."

Brothers: (in their minds) Whata idiota, but she so pretty.

Peach: Ok so let me help.

Toad: and me.

Yoshi: and me

Mario: Mamma mia.

Luigi: Isa found eet Isa found eet.

Narrator: Mario and the gang.

Luigi: Hey!

Narrator: Fine The brothers and the gang.

Peach, Toad, Yoshi: Hey!

Narrator: Ok Ok. Mario, Peach, Toad, Luigi, and Yoshi open the picture album. Happy?!

Mario: looka, it's me, and me, and me again. Lood theres Luigi's head, and me again, and me again.

Luigi: errrrrrg! Lood it me in LUIGI'S Mansion.

Mario: It's the whole SSBM group. Oh look its me, and oh wait you were in the bathroom. Too bad!

Luigi: OH bananas (turns the page with a real person on it) Is that our dad? He looks.

Brothers: Japanese! Mamma mia we are Japanese!

All except Yoshi: Mamma Mia we are all Japenese. Lets celebrate, by eating sushi. Yoshi Sushi that is.

Yoshi (gulps. Turns around and runs like and dino-freak)mmmmmng. (Mario and Luigi blash him with several fire balls.

Mario: Lets dig in! (Everyone eats Yoshi with wasabi and seaweed.)

All: We want more with wasabi.

Narrator: Behind the back window, bowser was planning to Princess Peach AGAIN!

Bowser (Jumps in) I have invented a super-photo-kinetic-lazer-beam-blaster- tron!

All: Huh?

Bowser: It'll blow your brains out.

All: AHHHHHHH!

Mario: Wait! We are all Japanese.

Bowser: Ahhhh (runs around in circles.)

Luigi: I have an idea! Lets go to Japan!

So how do you like my first so far? Any recommendations?