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Subaru x Kamui, cause they're so damn cute!

It's kind of stupid. And there's rampant OOC-ness.

Don't flame me! Please?

~*The Anti-Angst?*~

Subaru:angst angst angst

Kamui: angst angst angst

Subaru: "..."

Kamui: "..."

Subaru: smokingangst angst ang...

"Hey, Subaru?"

Subaru was shocked! Cut off, mid-angst! After all, how could one properly angst and hold a conversation at the same time?! Their daily routine was broken! This was something new, something he wasn't sure how to deal with. Socializing was never one of his strong suits. He left stuff like that to Hokuto... oh, Hokuto... angst angst Wait! Back to the situation at hand.

"Yeah?"

"I was thinking, and, um... this angsting thing seems to be getting kind of old."

What?! Was Kamui trying to destroy the natural order of things? Angsting was what he *did*! Ever since he lost that stupid bet! Seishirou left him! Hokuto died! He had damn good reason to angst!

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I mean, I know it's what we're supposed to do and all, but it's not really any fun."

"..."

"You know, Sora is always so happy, and he knows he's going to *die*, for God's sake!"

"..."

"Subaru? You listening?"

"I guess that's true enough, but what can we do? It's a personality thing, isn't it? It's not really something you can turn on and off, you know. And it's not like we have anything to be happy about."

"Uh, well, I was thinking that, maybe, since you're angsting over an assassin that dumped you and killed your sister, and I'm angsting over a guy gone sadomasochistic that killed my best friend... that since our situations are so much alike and all..."

"That we should get together and that would make us both happy?"

"...you can read my mind?!"

It's not that he hadn't thought of it before; Kamui was pretty damn hot, they spent a whole lot of time together, got along great... it was just that it seemed a little too easy. Hell, he was supposed to be in love with Seishirou, wasn't he? He wasn't supposed to even consider falling for another guy! You can't exactly change your heart whenever you feel like it, can you? And, happiness? After 9 years of angsting?! Not to mention...

"Hey, Kamui. That's not such a bad idea; I could definitely fall for you and all...but we're both ukes!"

"Oh... I hadn't thought of that. Now that you mention it..."

"..."

"..."

"Screw it, I guess I could try seme for once."

"Or if you want, we could switch off."

"Sounds good to me!"

And so, the poster boys of angst brightened up a bit, and the world was a happier place.