Note: Oh no!! I was just looking around for a good fan fic to read when I came accross this fan fic similar to mine! its, How to lose a guy in ten days by Lolochik.
SORRY! I didn't mean to copy or you or anything. heh, I was just really bored when I can up with this lil story of mine. SORRY!
Chapter Five
~Lily Evans-Day two~
I can't belive he didn't dump me last night.
Well he did say he had feelings for me. But I have known James long enough to know he doesn't. He must have found out about the dare or something. How do I get rid of him now?!?
"ANGELA!" I shouted.
Angela ran out of the bathroom with her hair soaking wet. "Yes?"
"Youh'v had a lot of expierence with guys right? How can you make one dump you?"
"Are you asking me this because I get dump a lot?"
"No, no! Not at all."
"Shush! I'm sleeping." Elle muttered underneat her thick blanket.
"Get up!" Ginger pulled Elle's covers. "Lil, why won't you dump him yourself?"
"The dare remember?"
"I'm talking about after the ten days is up."
Yeah, but do I really want James around for nine more days? I have to come up with something fast. Even if I have to be the worst girlfriend possible.
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Lil can you get that?" Angela asked.
I jumped out of my bed and got the door. It was Libbie.
"Lily, James' looking for you." She kindly told me.
What does he want now? Its bad enough I have to see him today, but first thing in the morning?
"Thanks Libbie."
I spotted James at the bottom of the stairs with a stupid grin on his face.
"Morning James." I said duly.
"Morning sunshine."
What was he so happy about? Oh well I might as well play along.
He pulled me into a tight hug that almost killed me. Quidditch is to blame for this.
"Yeah, I'm glad to see you too." I took a deep breath that made up for the amont of air I lost because of James' death hug. "You always look so cute in the morning."
I reached out to his hair and messed it up. (Not that it already wasn't.)
"And your hair smells like fresh daisies." He said giving me the cheapest smile I have ever seen.
We began to walk down to the great hall as soon as the others came. Breakfast suddently gave me a great idea.
"James why are you eating so little?" I asked as soon as James had finished pilling his plate up with 10 flatjacks. I added another ten to his pile.
"Here, have some eggs too."
"But hunnie bunnie," He took the egg and dumped in on my plate, "Eggs your favorite."
Evil I tell ya. Pure evil.
The rest of the Marauders showed up and sat down around James.
"Do you guys mind not sitting here? Pokie and I kind of want to be alone."
I saw the look James gave me. He has to hate me now.
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-Miss you Hunnie bunnie,
JP
Thats what the note said in red ink.
-Miss you too Pokumberrie
LE
No one better read this. Its way to emabarissing. I passed it to Ginger, she'd know what to do with it.
"Ginger Adovict!" Proffesor McGonagall (this new and rather very wrinkly teacher at hogwarts) shouted. "Passing notes in the middle of a lesson?"
Ginger tried to hide the note but Proffesor McGonagall managed to snatch it.
"Lets read what Ginger has to say," She unfolded it. "Or what Miss Evans and Mr. Potter has to say."
Oh no, she wouldn't!
"Miss you hunnie bunnie," A small grin appeared in between several wrinkles on her face, "Miss you too Pokumberrie."
The whole class roared with laughter. This is sooo embarissing.
"But Proffesor," James said trying to sound innocent (Wich he is not). "Even though were in the same room I feel like were so far away." He ran up to me and held my hand.
AHH! This is a nightnare. I have to wake up, NOW! Fortunatly I'm the kind of person who snaps back into realitly quickly.
"And I miss Pokumberrie too." Not.
"Well you two won't be missing each other tonight. Detention for Potter and, I'd never though I'd say this but, you too Evans."
This is just great.
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Why my evening is worst than being stuck in a cage full of angry mongoose's:
1) I'm with James
2) I'm with James for two hours
3) I'm stuck with James, in a class room, for two hours, ALONE!
It'll be a miracle if I survive tonight.
"If he thinks he can annoy me to death, he's wrong."
"Thats my girl." Angela said sympathetically. "But remember, ten days unless he dumps you."
"Also remember, Love works in mysterious ways." Elle said.
"Yeah I'll keep that in mind." Not.
James had met up with me a few moments later. We made our way to McGonagall's office where I would spend my time.
"I'm glad we could spend the next two hours together." I tried to sound as sarcastic as possible.
"I'm so glad you feel the same way."
"Yeah I'm sure you do." I mumbled.
"Pardon?"
"Nothing."
McGonagall's door creaked open, just like in these horror movies where the kids get detention inside some creepy castle and never come back out. Dum dum dum!
"You will remain seated untill you time is up." She began. "You are fortunate that I have to mark 300 essays by tommorow so I will have to leave you."
She left slamming the door. No come back!
Do I dare turn my head to see what James is up to? Do I dare say anything?
"Lil," He said.
"Yeah?"
"Its so boring in here. What do you want to do?" He asked as he walked up to my desk.
Stay away from you as much as possible. "Nothing ... "
"I guess doing nothing could be fun." He said sitting really close to me. "But that wouldn't be much fun."
"What do you suppose we do then?" I don't think he notices that I'm practically sitting on his lap.
"You obviously havn't been in detention with me before." He said. "We could either sneak out and come back two hours from now or just ... "
He turns and finnaly notices how close we were. Finnaly. I try to move my chair away but I can't because he's staring right into my eyes. Okay, this is weired. I'll just look away now ... look away ... stop staring ... blink ... close my eyes ... turn my neck ... blink ...
ARGH! why can't I stop staring into those brown eyes's off the guy who I have spent the last six years of my life hating?
Maybe if I move my chair now i'll be able to away from his lips wich I am now kissing. But do I really want too?
After what seems like minutes I, we, he, stops.
"Or maybe I could just do my homework." He says.
"Yeah ... I'll do mine too."
He laughed and began to work silently.
"Lil, how do you get the answer for this?" He asked after giving up on the first question. He shoved his parchment on my desk.
Ah, a simple calculation for the vanishing cream. I told James the asnwer and he just shot another question at me. The two hours soon passes by.
And the worst part of this was that I didn't give him a single wrong answer.
"Thanks Lil." He said after McGonagall let us out. "For not giving me the wrong answer."
How did he know?
He then gave me the warmest most unfakest smile I have ever recieved. Maybe James isn't all that bad after all.
"And Lily?"
I turned to face him and saw James holding a boquet of flowers. Where did he get that?
"Here, this is for you."
It would have been sweet and all if,
- it wasn't so big
- if he hadn't done it in front of everyone
- if I wasn't alergic
- if he hadn't given me this stupid big wet kiss on my cheek, in front of everyone.
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"How do I get rid of James?" I sneezed dropping the flowers. I was alergic, I suppose he knew that.
"Trying to get rid of you boyfriend?" Gabriel asked. She was in seventh year like me and was known for giving advice.
"Yeah you know how too?"
"I have been asked a lot of questions before," She said. "This is a new one." She begun to think, "Have you tried, you know, scarring him?"
"No, but I could try, James isn't the eassiest person to scare you know."
"Try breaking his broom then."
"I couldn't do that ... "
"Yeah you can. If you really wanted to get rid of him."
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Authors note:
Yay done day two!!!!!! Chapter three comming up soon, maybe not tommorow cuz of homework.
SORRY! I didn't mean to copy or you or anything. heh, I was just really bored when I can up with this lil story of mine. SORRY!
Chapter Five
~Lily Evans-Day two~
I can't belive he didn't dump me last night.
Well he did say he had feelings for me. But I have known James long enough to know he doesn't. He must have found out about the dare or something. How do I get rid of him now?!?
"ANGELA!" I shouted.
Angela ran out of the bathroom with her hair soaking wet. "Yes?"
"Youh'v had a lot of expierence with guys right? How can you make one dump you?"
"Are you asking me this because I get dump a lot?"
"No, no! Not at all."
"Shush! I'm sleeping." Elle muttered underneat her thick blanket.
"Get up!" Ginger pulled Elle's covers. "Lil, why won't you dump him yourself?"
"The dare remember?"
"I'm talking about after the ten days is up."
Yeah, but do I really want James around for nine more days? I have to come up with something fast. Even if I have to be the worst girlfriend possible.
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Lil can you get that?" Angela asked.
I jumped out of my bed and got the door. It was Libbie.
"Lily, James' looking for you." She kindly told me.
What does he want now? Its bad enough I have to see him today, but first thing in the morning?
"Thanks Libbie."
I spotted James at the bottom of the stairs with a stupid grin on his face.
"Morning James." I said duly.
"Morning sunshine."
What was he so happy about? Oh well I might as well play along.
He pulled me into a tight hug that almost killed me. Quidditch is to blame for this.
"Yeah, I'm glad to see you too." I took a deep breath that made up for the amont of air I lost because of James' death hug. "You always look so cute in the morning."
I reached out to his hair and messed it up. (Not that it already wasn't.)
"And your hair smells like fresh daisies." He said giving me the cheapest smile I have ever seen.
We began to walk down to the great hall as soon as the others came. Breakfast suddently gave me a great idea.
"James why are you eating so little?" I asked as soon as James had finished pilling his plate up with 10 flatjacks. I added another ten to his pile.
"Here, have some eggs too."
"But hunnie bunnie," He took the egg and dumped in on my plate, "Eggs your favorite."
Evil I tell ya. Pure evil.
The rest of the Marauders showed up and sat down around James.
"Do you guys mind not sitting here? Pokie and I kind of want to be alone."
I saw the look James gave me. He has to hate me now.
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-Miss you Hunnie bunnie,
JP
Thats what the note said in red ink.
-Miss you too Pokumberrie
LE
No one better read this. Its way to emabarissing. I passed it to Ginger, she'd know what to do with it.
"Ginger Adovict!" Proffesor McGonagall (this new and rather very wrinkly teacher at hogwarts) shouted. "Passing notes in the middle of a lesson?"
Ginger tried to hide the note but Proffesor McGonagall managed to snatch it.
"Lets read what Ginger has to say," She unfolded it. "Or what Miss Evans and Mr. Potter has to say."
Oh no, she wouldn't!
"Miss you hunnie bunnie," A small grin appeared in between several wrinkles on her face, "Miss you too Pokumberrie."
The whole class roared with laughter. This is sooo embarissing.
"But Proffesor," James said trying to sound innocent (Wich he is not). "Even though were in the same room I feel like were so far away." He ran up to me and held my hand.
AHH! This is a nightnare. I have to wake up, NOW! Fortunatly I'm the kind of person who snaps back into realitly quickly.
"And I miss Pokumberrie too." Not.
"Well you two won't be missing each other tonight. Detention for Potter and, I'd never though I'd say this but, you too Evans."
This is just great.
++++++++++
Why my evening is worst than being stuck in a cage full of angry mongoose's:
1) I'm with James
2) I'm with James for two hours
3) I'm stuck with James, in a class room, for two hours, ALONE!
It'll be a miracle if I survive tonight.
"If he thinks he can annoy me to death, he's wrong."
"Thats my girl." Angela said sympathetically. "But remember, ten days unless he dumps you."
"Also remember, Love works in mysterious ways." Elle said.
"Yeah I'll keep that in mind." Not.
James had met up with me a few moments later. We made our way to McGonagall's office where I would spend my time.
"I'm glad we could spend the next two hours together." I tried to sound as sarcastic as possible.
"I'm so glad you feel the same way."
"Yeah I'm sure you do." I mumbled.
"Pardon?"
"Nothing."
McGonagall's door creaked open, just like in these horror movies where the kids get detention inside some creepy castle and never come back out. Dum dum dum!
"You will remain seated untill you time is up." She began. "You are fortunate that I have to mark 300 essays by tommorow so I will have to leave you."
She left slamming the door. No come back!
Do I dare turn my head to see what James is up to? Do I dare say anything?
"Lil," He said.
"Yeah?"
"Its so boring in here. What do you want to do?" He asked as he walked up to my desk.
Stay away from you as much as possible. "Nothing ... "
"I guess doing nothing could be fun." He said sitting really close to me. "But that wouldn't be much fun."
"What do you suppose we do then?" I don't think he notices that I'm practically sitting on his lap.
"You obviously havn't been in detention with me before." He said. "We could either sneak out and come back two hours from now or just ... "
He turns and finnaly notices how close we were. Finnaly. I try to move my chair away but I can't because he's staring right into my eyes. Okay, this is weired. I'll just look away now ... look away ... stop staring ... blink ... close my eyes ... turn my neck ... blink ...
ARGH! why can't I stop staring into those brown eyes's off the guy who I have spent the last six years of my life hating?
Maybe if I move my chair now i'll be able to away from his lips wich I am now kissing. But do I really want too?
After what seems like minutes I, we, he, stops.
"Or maybe I could just do my homework." He says.
"Yeah ... I'll do mine too."
He laughed and began to work silently.
"Lil, how do you get the answer for this?" He asked after giving up on the first question. He shoved his parchment on my desk.
Ah, a simple calculation for the vanishing cream. I told James the asnwer and he just shot another question at me. The two hours soon passes by.
And the worst part of this was that I didn't give him a single wrong answer.
"Thanks Lil." He said after McGonagall let us out. "For not giving me the wrong answer."
How did he know?
He then gave me the warmest most unfakest smile I have ever recieved. Maybe James isn't all that bad after all.
"And Lily?"
I turned to face him and saw James holding a boquet of flowers. Where did he get that?
"Here, this is for you."
It would have been sweet and all if,
- it wasn't so big
- if he hadn't done it in front of everyone
- if I wasn't alergic
- if he hadn't given me this stupid big wet kiss on my cheek, in front of everyone.
++++++++++
"How do I get rid of James?" I sneezed dropping the flowers. I was alergic, I suppose he knew that.
"Trying to get rid of you boyfriend?" Gabriel asked. She was in seventh year like me and was known for giving advice.
"Yeah you know how too?"
"I have been asked a lot of questions before," She said. "This is a new one." She begun to think, "Have you tried, you know, scarring him?"
"No, but I could try, James isn't the eassiest person to scare you know."
"Try breaking his broom then."
"I couldn't do that ... "
"Yeah you can. If you really wanted to get rid of him."
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Authors note:
Yay done day two!!!!!! Chapter three comming up soon, maybe not tommorow cuz of homework.