Konbanwa!
Here's a Love Hina songfic, based upon an old classic by Queen!
Enjoy!
I don't own anything that isn't mine.
HINATA RHAPSODY
A Love Hina SongFic by Yami Goku
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Freddie Mercury
-+*+-
[Keitaro] Is this my real life?
Or just a fantasy?
Stuck as the landlord
of a girl's dormitory.
I'll go into the bath, and try to relax, and see,
I'm just a ronin, I need some sympathy.
They said life's "Easy Come, Easy Go." Why does fate, mock me so?
Anyways, this place blows, yet it really matters to me...
To me.
Naru, I'm just a man.
There's a voice inside my head
trying to get you into my bed.
Tokyo U. sounded like fun,
But when we tried to get in, scores said "No way!"
Shinobu, ([Shinobu] Waaahhh!)
Didn't mean to make you cry,
I'm sorry, but you're just too young for me!
Kaolla, and Sarah, you drive me mad as a hatter!
Kitsune, you're just like Lum,
You send shivers down my spine,
trying to get wit' me all the time.
Mutsumi, my double, you've got to know,
That you're just too blind with love to see the truth.
Motoko, OWWWW!
I don't want to die!
So why don't you just gently put down that katana?!
[instrumental]
[Naru] I see a little lurking shadow of a perv!
[Kitsune] Keitaro! Keitaro! Won't you do the bed mambo?
[Motoko] That turtle, Tama is, really really frightening, me!
[Shinobu] Urashima! (Urashima!)
Urashima! (Urashima!)
Urashima-sem-pa-i!
[All girls]Leave us alo-o-o-one!
[Keitaro] I'm just a ronin, Naru won't love me.
[All girls] He's just a ronin, from a bad family!
Spare him, as God just had to make him this clumsy!
[Keitaro] "Easy Come, Easy Go." I go up through the hole...
[Naru] YOU PERVERT! AAAHH! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! ([Keitaro] Not my fault!)
YOU PERVERT! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! (Not my fault!)
YOU PERVERT! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! (Not my fault!)
OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! (Not my fault!)
OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! (Not my faaaaauuuuullllt...!)
(POW! POW! POW! POW! WHANG! CRASH! BOOM!)
[Shinobu] Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
[Keitaro] Oh, it's really not your fault!
Grandma Hina had this burden set aside for me...
For me...
For meeeeeeeee...!
So you think you can punch me, giving me a black eye?
So you think you can love me, and leave me to cry?!
Nooooo, ladies! Can't do this to me, ladies!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
[instrumental]
Naru really matters,
Anyone can see.
Naru really matters,
Naru really matters, to me...
[All the members of the Hinata Lodge] Anyways, this place blows...
-+*+-
Sorry that there were a few spots in which I couldn't think of good wording. Maybe I'll re-write this eventually.
Maybe I'll a fanfic or lemon based on this Anime! It's become one of my favorite Anime/Manga series, and I haven't even seen/read the entire thing!
Yami Goku: dark_magician720@att.net
Here's a Love Hina songfic, based upon an old classic by Queen!
Enjoy!
I don't own anything that isn't mine.
HINATA RHAPSODY
A Love Hina SongFic by Yami Goku
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Freddie Mercury
-+*+-
[Keitaro] Is this my real life?
Or just a fantasy?
Stuck as the landlord
of a girl's dormitory.
I'll go into the bath, and try to relax, and see,
I'm just a ronin, I need some sympathy.
They said life's "Easy Come, Easy Go." Why does fate, mock me so?
Anyways, this place blows, yet it really matters to me...
To me.
Naru, I'm just a man.
There's a voice inside my head
trying to get you into my bed.
Tokyo U. sounded like fun,
But when we tried to get in, scores said "No way!"
Shinobu, ([Shinobu] Waaahhh!)
Didn't mean to make you cry,
I'm sorry, but you're just too young for me!
Kaolla, and Sarah, you drive me mad as a hatter!
Kitsune, you're just like Lum,
You send shivers down my spine,
trying to get wit' me all the time.
Mutsumi, my double, you've got to know,
That you're just too blind with love to see the truth.
Motoko, OWWWW!
I don't want to die!
So why don't you just gently put down that katana?!
[instrumental]
[Naru] I see a little lurking shadow of a perv!
[Kitsune] Keitaro! Keitaro! Won't you do the bed mambo?
[Motoko] That turtle, Tama is, really really frightening, me!
[Shinobu] Urashima! (Urashima!)
Urashima! (Urashima!)
Urashima-sem-pa-i!
[All girls]Leave us alo-o-o-one!
[Keitaro] I'm just a ronin, Naru won't love me.
[All girls] He's just a ronin, from a bad family!
Spare him, as God just had to make him this clumsy!
[Keitaro] "Easy Come, Easy Go." I go up through the hole...
[Naru] YOU PERVERT! AAAHH! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! ([Keitaro] Not my fault!)
YOU PERVERT! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! (Not my fault!)
YOU PERVERT! KEITARO, GET OUT NOW! (Not my fault!)
OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! (Not my fault!)
OF COURSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! (Not my faaaaauuuuullllt...!)
(POW! POW! POW! POW! WHANG! CRASH! BOOM!)
[Shinobu] Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
[Keitaro] Oh, it's really not your fault!
Grandma Hina had this burden set aside for me...
For me...
For meeeeeeeee...!
So you think you can punch me, giving me a black eye?
So you think you can love me, and leave me to cry?!
Nooooo, ladies! Can't do this to me, ladies!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
[instrumental]
Naru really matters,
Anyone can see.
Naru really matters,
Naru really matters, to me...
[All the members of the Hinata Lodge] Anyways, this place blows...
-+*+-
Sorry that there were a few spots in which I couldn't think of good wording. Maybe I'll re-write this eventually.
Maybe I'll a fanfic or lemon based on this Anime! It's become one of my favorite Anime/Manga series, and I haven't even seen/read the entire thing!
Yami Goku: dark_magician720@att.net