Characters played by:
Alice- Balex
White Rabbit- Wolfie
Cheshire Cat- Me
March Hare- Jon
Mad Hatter- Some random drunk pedophile hobo
Dodo Bird- My mom (xD)
Blonde Alice- Lizard-Chan
Queen- Bink
Card Knight- Vash

So, we greet Alice at yet another junction, but this time she just follows the sign. It says "Mad Tea Party" on one sign, and "White Rabbit's Home" on the other. Alice is stupid and illiterate. All she can read is tea party.

Alice: Yay! Tea party! -lifts up skirt and runs full force.

(The cheshire cat takes this time to appear behind her... laughing like a maniac.)

Cheshire Cat: Stupid, STUPID girl...

(Then disappears.)

Alice: -skips along 'til she comes to a gate-
Mad Hatter: -cackles loudly-
March Hare- Well, I DO SAY. We are QUITE lucky!

(evil laughter is heard)

Alice: O_o cool. -opens gate and runs in- HI! I'M AL-
March Hare: -curls up with a plushie twitching-
Mad Hatter: SHYAT ANUDDER BIZ TAH FUCK?! WOW! DIS ONE -hiccups- DIS ONE IZ JUNG TOO!
March Hare: -cuddles with plushie- n.n 3
Alice: o__O "Biz"? SHYAT! Yer drunk! Gimme summa dat yoo ho!
Mad Hatter: FUCK ME SLYUT!
Alice: -looks him over- Ew. Gross.
March Hare: -cries- Stop being so mean.
Little Red Riding Hood: -spasms- OMG GIMME DRUGZ GRAMMA! -spasms and runs by in the wrong story-
Alice: .... o__o;''
Mad Hatter: -puts hand under the table... tongue lolls out-
Alice: O_O;' DO YOO HAVE DRUGS?!
March Hare: YES! -pulls out crack- Wanna joint, yo? 8D
Alice: -steals all da joints and smokes them- doood. That's trippy... -passes out-
Mad Hatter: -yees and reaches for alice- Whoo momma! 8D
Cheshire Cat: -appears and slaps the Hatter's hand with her paw- ... STICK TO THE STORY YOU DOLT!
Mad Hatter: ;_; you hurted meh hand...
March Hair: ;_; yer mean..

So eventually Alice wakes up.. to find herself in a bottle, all shrunken down somehow.

Alice (in an australian accent): w-t-f, mate. I'm in a bottle all shrunken down.
Dodo Bird:
Fury said to a
mouse, That he
met in the
house,
"Let us
both go to
law: -I- will
prosecute
-you-. -Come,
I'll take no
denial; We
must have a
trial: ...
Why! Hello there!
Alice: o_O What the fuck was THAT?
Dodo Bird: My song? Do you like it? =D
Alice: No. o_o it was retarded.
Dodo Bird: O_O;' I have been insulted. ;_;
Alice: o__O Yer crazy.
Dodo Bird: No crap. o_o
Alice: Do yoo have drugs?! =D
Dodo Bird: -gasps- DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU! BEGON! BEGON!
Alice: o_O Dude... I can't, yo. I'm all shrunken down in a bottle.
Dodo Bird: BEGON OR AH VILL EET J00!
Alice: -screams and tries to paddle away-
Dodo Bird: -foams at mouth- AH VILL EET J00!
Alice: -screams more-
Dodo Bird: -pushes the bottle away-
Alice: -screams and.. floats- o_o trippy.

(The screen fades to black, then we come across a courtyard...)

Blonde Alice is standing at a stand, waiting to be trialed, as a Card Knight comes up. The Queen, greatly angered, snaps all gheto-like and waits for an explanation.

Queen: @_@ Why am -I- the one to do this.
Cheshire Cat: -appears.. slaps queen with tail- STICK TO SCRIPT! -disappears-
Queen: -glares angrily and rubs at hand- Fine. *gheto snap* WHAT YER BUSINESS, HO!
Card Knight: @_o there's intruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuders!
Queen: So stop them. DUH.
Card Knight: err... o_o you might want to meet her though.
Queen: STOP THEM! -spasms-
Card Knight: AYE-AYE, MAH QUEEN!

(screaming is heard... Alice comes in clinging to the card knight, who is screaming and running around)

Alice: VASH!!!
Card Knight: NO! NO NO NO NO NO! GET HER OFF OF MEEEE!! -screams-
Alice: n.n I love vaaaaash.
Card Knight: -screams more-
Blonde Alice: -plays with self- I have boobs. n.n
Alice: MINE ARE BIGGER HO!
Blonde Alice: ;_; meany.
Card Knight: GET HER OFF!!!
Queen: @__@

So this goes on for a while. Finally, we have both Alice and Blonde Alice up at the stand, waiting to be trialed. The Card Knight pants, then comes to the stand to ask questions.

Little Red Riding Hood: -spasms- OMG GIMME DRUGZ GRAMMA! -spasms and runs by in the wrong story... again-
Blonde Alice: =o I like her outfit.
Alice: I like yer brain. Cun I eat you. =D
Blonde Alice: -screams-
Card Knight: X_o um.. so... is it not true that you two intruded!
Alice: o_o actually, she intruded, I was placed here by her. -points to Cheshire Cat-
Cheshire Cat: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Blonde Alice: I didn't intrude either! =o I followed her! -points to a petunia-
Queen, Card Knight & Alice: ... o__O riiiight.
Alice: I'm the one on drugs, dumb ass. _
Blonde Alice: -picks nose-
Queen: ... she's just retarded. =o
Card Knight: o_o

So this also goes on for a while. Jeez. I feel bad for Vash. I really need to stop putting him in stories that Balex is in...

(More to come later!)