I hate my nephew! He is such a brat. He's four right now and lives with
me and my family and you know, that 'terrible two' stage lasts longer then
the twos. Arg!
Now that I think I'm done ranting, the story…oh yeah! Last time, some psycho of a saiyan showed up on Earth and demanded Gohan to battle him. Now let's face it, saiyans don't do that sort of thing, so what's up? Find out today on Dragonball Z!!! (I always wanted to say that! ^_^)
Disclaimers: I wish I didn't always have to write this, it's depressing. Well I don't own DBZ, or much of anything else at this time. Do I have to keep writing disclaimers on all the chapters?!
Ch 6: Talking, Talking, and More Talking
Hours later, the saiyans had left to make camp (Gohan had made Tron promise to kill no humans at least until the contest was over) and the Z Warriors were sitting around Capsule Corp. Vegeta couldn't see what was wrong with Tron's position.
"That's the way saiyans have always been!"
"But it's not the way they've been since you left and the planet was wished back," Gohan growled. "We have become peaceful-"
"We? We!" Vegeta snorted. "There is no 'we'! You are no saiyan!"
Gohan stood up so fast you would have thought there was a tack in his chair. The fire in his eyes showed his anger at Vegeta's rash statement. Hera and Goku, both sensing danger, stood up too, Hera going to her husband and Goku to Vegeta.
"That was uncalled for, Vegeta," Goku told him warningly. "We haven't got the time for this!"
"Gohan, ignore him," Hera added. Then she whispered something in his ear, and he snickered and nodded. Everyone glanced at each other in confusion.
"Don't worry about it," Gohan said in answer to their looks. "Anyway…what do you want to know?"
"What's with you and this Tron guy?" Goku asked.
"I thought that'd been explained. He believes I stole Hera from him. When she was called to the palace that day-"
"What? Why was she called to the palace? And what were you doing there?"
Gohan sighed. "This was when I'd first landed. When I'd crashed, the King's men found me, and took me to him. He told me later that he'd never seen anyone in such bad condition, and with obviously no will to live. So they healed my body up as best as they could, and asked me things about my past, such as my bloodline. When they figured out that anything dealing with my father broke me, the King came to a decision. While I was still in the hospital, he started sending me women, one at a time-"
"WHAT?!" all the women but Hera yelled in shock.
"Not like that! Jeez, you people have the nastiest imaginations. As I was sayings before that little interruption-" he glared for a moment at them, "-when these people were sent to me, they were only allowed to talk to me, no – what did you call it, Goten? Hitting on me? – none allowed.
"When I was released from the hospital, the King sent for me. We talked for a few hours about various things, for you see, I wanted to know more about that planet, and he wanted to know about Earth. Finally though, the conversation turned to what he deemed my 'problem' – my complete refusal to let anyone inside my heart. I explained it to him and he sat there for what seemed like forever. Finally, he said, 'Gohan, I know what you need. You need a friend, preferably female, whom you can idenify with, and understand. And I will make sure you find that friend!'" Gohan sighed. "He was so determined to help me, even though he still didn't truelly know me. And so it began.
"Every other day, it seemed like, someone new showed up everyday. Sometimes it was guys, but for the most part it was girls. Any speices you can think of, every face, every size, every shape and every color, I met them during those two years. That's how long this went on, two years. When I felt like I'd met half the galaxy, the King sent…well…do you want to tell this part, Hera? You know it better then I do."
She smiled and nodded. Trading places with Gohan (he'd been sitting in the center so he could be seen and heard easier) she started. "When this happened, I'd been working in the palace as a royal maid. My parents, of course, thought I was too old not to be married, and so they arranged for me to be wed to a handsome young man, called Tron."
Gohan snorted, and Hera laughed. "Well, he was back then Gohan, you know that very well."
"I don't see what all the girls were after. He was the same back then as he is now; still the same, weakass blockhead."
Hera grinned and continued. "Anyway, as you might imagine, I wasn't all too eager to marry him. And I'd seen Gohan around the palace, the entire planet knew of the King's quest to find him a wife. So I gathered my courage up and went directly to the King. I asked, in somewhat blunt terms, if I could meet with Gohan, that perhaps he'd grow to like me. He said yes – but you know, the only reason he said yes was, in my opinion, because he didn't like Gohan not taking to anybody."
"I took to someone!" Gohan protested.
"Who?"
"Piemer. You remember, that skinny blond who was always banging his drums? We remained friends until I left the world."
"Boys don't count. As I was saying…The King allowed me to see Gohan, and he didn't seem to mind much when I asked for the key to his room. And so I went to Gohan's room to talk to him, but unlike his other suiters-"
"You locked both of us in and threatened to shoot the first person to try and bust in," Gohan grinned. "Good grief, the King had half the armed forces on the lawn. She also made a very irrational demand – that I had to like her to get out!"
Vegeta sneered. "She took you hostage?"
"Laugh all you want to," Gohan replied as he watched Goku, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta roar with laughter. "Just remember, all the females who you have married or are interested in for any long period of time have that same power over you."
That shut up the saiyans, and the women smiled. Gohan then kept going. "Well, we were stuck in there for three freakin' days before she FINALLY let the two of us out. By then, I'd gotten so used to her it didn't really bother me anymore. From there, obviously, our relationship grew until about a year or two after that, when I married her, and the twins were born.
"This is where the major hubub began. You see, after Hera, the King sent no one, so the whole saiyan race believed the Hera ws 'the one'. And you might guess from the way Vegeta used to be that saiyans really believe their legends. So when the twins were born, and word got around of their birth…well, let's just say if you'd been there, you'd run away."
"It seemed like the entire galaxy had heard of us and sent us presents," Hera commented. "We got every jewel, every precious metal in the galaxy, all sorts of animals and every rare item the galaxy has ever seen. Don't we still have some of the jewels and gold left from that?"
Gohan grinned. "Yeah, we never did get rid of it completely. Of course, after the King found out, he made us…sort of unofficial royalty. Technically, I had the right to take the saiyan crown as my own because of the legend of Seerow's Twins. But Ratiz had been so kind to me, and I knew he had nothing else to do. I always reserved the right to take it, though. That's what worries me now."
"What should worry you?" Vegeta demanded. "Take it."
"I can't, you moron. There's a little something called a REVOLUTION that makes it somewhat hard to do now."
"Are you stronger then Tron?"
"I think so, yes. Unless he's gone and got some new power-up."
"Then beat him and take it!"
"Are you not understanding me at all? I don't want the crown! For all I care, you could take it until Cyram is ready!" He paused for a moment. "No, that wouldn't work. You'd probably go back to the old system."
Now he stood. "I don't know what I'll do, either way. I'll leave it for tomorrow." He glanced at Bulma. "If you don't mind, I'd like to turn in early today. See you all later." He left, his family following him out.
The remaining Z Warriors looked at each other. "Confusing, isn't it?" Trunks asked.
"It'll get worse," Goku sighed.
~ONTO CHAPTER 8!!!~
A/N: Ha ha, that's done! You know, some of this I only just made up! Oh well, next time I'll do a little talking from Tron's side and the long- awaited battle (Bull, huh?) between Gohan and Tron will begin. Next time on Dragonball Z (wait, this would be in GT, wouldn't it? Oh, who cares!)!!!
Keep reading, keep reviewing! OH yeah – ssj2m is now on ff.net! She's got one story that kinda goes with my What the…? story and another one that…well, you've got to read it to understand it. And as always, Shooting Star, super-saiyan-monkey, and Beanie Booper (did I spell that right?) have awesome stories so read them too! Okay, I'm done, bye bye! -saiyagal
Now that I think I'm done ranting, the story…oh yeah! Last time, some psycho of a saiyan showed up on Earth and demanded Gohan to battle him. Now let's face it, saiyans don't do that sort of thing, so what's up? Find out today on Dragonball Z!!! (I always wanted to say that! ^_^)
Disclaimers: I wish I didn't always have to write this, it's depressing. Well I don't own DBZ, or much of anything else at this time. Do I have to keep writing disclaimers on all the chapters?!
Ch 6: Talking, Talking, and More Talking
Hours later, the saiyans had left to make camp (Gohan had made Tron promise to kill no humans at least until the contest was over) and the Z Warriors were sitting around Capsule Corp. Vegeta couldn't see what was wrong with Tron's position.
"That's the way saiyans have always been!"
"But it's not the way they've been since you left and the planet was wished back," Gohan growled. "We have become peaceful-"
"We? We!" Vegeta snorted. "There is no 'we'! You are no saiyan!"
Gohan stood up so fast you would have thought there was a tack in his chair. The fire in his eyes showed his anger at Vegeta's rash statement. Hera and Goku, both sensing danger, stood up too, Hera going to her husband and Goku to Vegeta.
"That was uncalled for, Vegeta," Goku told him warningly. "We haven't got the time for this!"
"Gohan, ignore him," Hera added. Then she whispered something in his ear, and he snickered and nodded. Everyone glanced at each other in confusion.
"Don't worry about it," Gohan said in answer to their looks. "Anyway…what do you want to know?"
"What's with you and this Tron guy?" Goku asked.
"I thought that'd been explained. He believes I stole Hera from him. When she was called to the palace that day-"
"What? Why was she called to the palace? And what were you doing there?"
Gohan sighed. "This was when I'd first landed. When I'd crashed, the King's men found me, and took me to him. He told me later that he'd never seen anyone in such bad condition, and with obviously no will to live. So they healed my body up as best as they could, and asked me things about my past, such as my bloodline. When they figured out that anything dealing with my father broke me, the King came to a decision. While I was still in the hospital, he started sending me women, one at a time-"
"WHAT?!" all the women but Hera yelled in shock.
"Not like that! Jeez, you people have the nastiest imaginations. As I was sayings before that little interruption-" he glared for a moment at them, "-when these people were sent to me, they were only allowed to talk to me, no – what did you call it, Goten? Hitting on me? – none allowed.
"When I was released from the hospital, the King sent for me. We talked for a few hours about various things, for you see, I wanted to know more about that planet, and he wanted to know about Earth. Finally though, the conversation turned to what he deemed my 'problem' – my complete refusal to let anyone inside my heart. I explained it to him and he sat there for what seemed like forever. Finally, he said, 'Gohan, I know what you need. You need a friend, preferably female, whom you can idenify with, and understand. And I will make sure you find that friend!'" Gohan sighed. "He was so determined to help me, even though he still didn't truelly know me. And so it began.
"Every other day, it seemed like, someone new showed up everyday. Sometimes it was guys, but for the most part it was girls. Any speices you can think of, every face, every size, every shape and every color, I met them during those two years. That's how long this went on, two years. When I felt like I'd met half the galaxy, the King sent…well…do you want to tell this part, Hera? You know it better then I do."
She smiled and nodded. Trading places with Gohan (he'd been sitting in the center so he could be seen and heard easier) she started. "When this happened, I'd been working in the palace as a royal maid. My parents, of course, thought I was too old not to be married, and so they arranged for me to be wed to a handsome young man, called Tron."
Gohan snorted, and Hera laughed. "Well, he was back then Gohan, you know that very well."
"I don't see what all the girls were after. He was the same back then as he is now; still the same, weakass blockhead."
Hera grinned and continued. "Anyway, as you might imagine, I wasn't all too eager to marry him. And I'd seen Gohan around the palace, the entire planet knew of the King's quest to find him a wife. So I gathered my courage up and went directly to the King. I asked, in somewhat blunt terms, if I could meet with Gohan, that perhaps he'd grow to like me. He said yes – but you know, the only reason he said yes was, in my opinion, because he didn't like Gohan not taking to anybody."
"I took to someone!" Gohan protested.
"Who?"
"Piemer. You remember, that skinny blond who was always banging his drums? We remained friends until I left the world."
"Boys don't count. As I was saying…The King allowed me to see Gohan, and he didn't seem to mind much when I asked for the key to his room. And so I went to Gohan's room to talk to him, but unlike his other suiters-"
"You locked both of us in and threatened to shoot the first person to try and bust in," Gohan grinned. "Good grief, the King had half the armed forces on the lawn. She also made a very irrational demand – that I had to like her to get out!"
Vegeta sneered. "She took you hostage?"
"Laugh all you want to," Gohan replied as he watched Goku, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta roar with laughter. "Just remember, all the females who you have married or are interested in for any long period of time have that same power over you."
That shut up the saiyans, and the women smiled. Gohan then kept going. "Well, we were stuck in there for three freakin' days before she FINALLY let the two of us out. By then, I'd gotten so used to her it didn't really bother me anymore. From there, obviously, our relationship grew until about a year or two after that, when I married her, and the twins were born.
"This is where the major hubub began. You see, after Hera, the King sent no one, so the whole saiyan race believed the Hera ws 'the one'. And you might guess from the way Vegeta used to be that saiyans really believe their legends. So when the twins were born, and word got around of their birth…well, let's just say if you'd been there, you'd run away."
"It seemed like the entire galaxy had heard of us and sent us presents," Hera commented. "We got every jewel, every precious metal in the galaxy, all sorts of animals and every rare item the galaxy has ever seen. Don't we still have some of the jewels and gold left from that?"
Gohan grinned. "Yeah, we never did get rid of it completely. Of course, after the King found out, he made us…sort of unofficial royalty. Technically, I had the right to take the saiyan crown as my own because of the legend of Seerow's Twins. But Ratiz had been so kind to me, and I knew he had nothing else to do. I always reserved the right to take it, though. That's what worries me now."
"What should worry you?" Vegeta demanded. "Take it."
"I can't, you moron. There's a little something called a REVOLUTION that makes it somewhat hard to do now."
"Are you stronger then Tron?"
"I think so, yes. Unless he's gone and got some new power-up."
"Then beat him and take it!"
"Are you not understanding me at all? I don't want the crown! For all I care, you could take it until Cyram is ready!" He paused for a moment. "No, that wouldn't work. You'd probably go back to the old system."
Now he stood. "I don't know what I'll do, either way. I'll leave it for tomorrow." He glanced at Bulma. "If you don't mind, I'd like to turn in early today. See you all later." He left, his family following him out.
The remaining Z Warriors looked at each other. "Confusing, isn't it?" Trunks asked.
"It'll get worse," Goku sighed.
~ONTO CHAPTER 8!!!~
A/N: Ha ha, that's done! You know, some of this I only just made up! Oh well, next time I'll do a little talking from Tron's side and the long- awaited battle (Bull, huh?) between Gohan and Tron will begin. Next time on Dragonball Z (wait, this would be in GT, wouldn't it? Oh, who cares!)!!!
Keep reading, keep reviewing! OH yeah – ssj2m is now on ff.net! She's got one story that kinda goes with my What the…? story and another one that…well, you've got to read it to understand it. And as always, Shooting Star, super-saiyan-monkey, and Beanie Booper (did I spell that right?) have awesome stories so read them too! Okay, I'm done, bye bye! -saiyagal