Disclaimer: J.K Rowling stole the Harry Potter idea from ME! That's right, I was writing it in a small café when she came along roaring like a lion and stole it! Yes , so I should be the one rolling in millions .
WAIT STOP!!! I was just kidding! Kidding. Please don't sue! Ahhh!!!!!
*Two angry lawyers enter the room and grab Sbsammy by the feet and drag her kicking and screaming from the room*
Noooooooooooooooo!!!! That was fiction! Pure fiction!!! Noooooooooooooo!
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Several weeks later.
"Okay, I'm writing this story from my quaint little jail cell, but they say I'm still aloud to post stories, under there supervision of course, but don't worry, my lawyers are on it!"
A/N: Thank you so much! I lllllllllloooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee reviews!
A BIG thanks to:
Tiger Lily21: Your very welcome, so glad you like my story!
Rockabye: I am smiling this very minute! :) that is me, yes, I think it's better than the first one too, and it probably will get better! Uh-oh, *touches wood* Phew! Anyway glad you think so (if that made sense).
Sakegirlintrainingjannel: my brother reviewed that, he signed in my name because he can't be stuffed (lazy git) to get his own account
A/N2: Well, my sister (Ingrid7) has been helping me a lot with this story and she would like some credit too, she would like to be known as a co-writer.
So anyway ON TO THE STORY!!
Chapter Three: Not as harmless as you think
Harry entered the great hall and felt his jaw drop. Practically all the students were clapping in unison for all the teachers were swing dancing, and they were pretty good too. Ron immiediently joined the Griffindors and started clapping with them. Harry, resisting the urge to join in too, turned to Hermione
"We should do something about this," He said
"What for?" She replied, "I mean, it hasn't done any harm yet, has it?"
"Hermione, we can't leave things like it is forever,"
"Yes, but it does make a few people a little more bearable," she said with a glance at the Slytherins, who were all clapping the hardest.
"Well, yeah, but...I...," was all he managed to say
"Look, don't worry, I mean, who knows, maybe it wears off or something,"
"Yeah, maybe," he said, he was slightly surprised at her for not taking this very seriously but he just sat down and joined in the clapping. When the teaches had stopped dancing they bowed as everyone clapped and whistled. Then there was an eerie silence. Harry looked over at Cho and, stood up on the table and he felt a desperate urge to start singing.
And, (to his horror, later) he did.
" 'Well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked I fell in love with
her,' "Ron, Neville and Seamus started to sing the background
" ' Sheeeeee wouldn't dance with another, ohhhhhhhhhh, and I saw her standing there,' "He sung the song and everyone clapped and cheered, and Harry went over to Cho and kissed her hand. Then Cho started to sing.
" 'A kiss on the hand may be, quite continental, but diamonds,' " She is suddenly wearing a pink dress covered in diamonds and surrounded by guys in tuxedos holding out jewels, " 'Are a girls best friend,' "just after the song had ended the bell went, the classes were quite uneventful, except the occasional song, but it was outside Hogwarts that there was something very important was happening.
MEANWHILE (Evil laugh, by and evil guy)
*A Long Way Outside Hogwarts in a darkened freaky room*
"Did everything go as planned Wormtail?," asked a high cruel voice
"Y-yes my Lord," stuttered Wormtail
"Tell me Wormtail, what curse did you use?"
"The M-minerite curse my Lord, quite like the Imperius curse but much much s-stronger,"
"Oh really? You realize Wormtail I hear some very strange things have been going on at Hogwarts,"
"S-strange t-things?" Wormtail asked, clearly very frightened
"Yes Wormtail, strange things, singing and dancing, from what I hear," he said, quite calmly
"S-singing and d-dancing?" he asked, now quite petrified
"Yes, it seems that something has gone wrong," He said menacingly
"W-wrong m-my Lord?" he said, now shaking
"Singing and dancing is not what I wanted Wormtail, you shall be punished," he said, raising his wand
"N-no master!" he said, flinging himself on the floor at Voldemorts feet "M-master, please! The curse will work! the singing and dancing must be the result of another curse! The Minerite curse will come into effect at midnight tonight!" Voldemort lowered his wand and considered this for as moment
"Very well Wormtail, but if it doesn't work at midnight you will be punished, understood?"
"Yes my Lord, thank you,"
"Tell me Wormtail, who does the curse work on?"
"Full bloods master,"
"What about half bloods?"
"The curse isn't as strong for them, but it can effect them,"
"And the mudbloods?"
"It doesn't effect them at all,"
"So it will happen at midnight tonight?"
"Y-yes my Lord,"
"Very good Wormtail, very good indeed," this made Voldemort happy, very happy
*Back At Hogwarts*
Harry suddenly felt a shooting pain across his scar
"Ouch!" Harry clapped his hand on his scar
"What is it?" asked Hermione
"Scar," he said shortly, still rubbing it with his free hand, as he was holding a stack of toast he was feeding the giant squid.
"is he near here?" she asked sounding a little frightened
"No," he said reassuringly "he's, happy about something, he..."Harry had a sudden brain wave
"Full bloods," he blurted out "The wave only affected full bloods and it effects half bloods, that's why I can sometimes throw it off, but muggle borns aren't affected!" Hermione blinked at him
"I-I think your right Harry,"
After a brief conversation about the wave Harry heard something to his left and lifted his head, which he was resting on the tree by the lake, he saw Ron, wearing leather, standing on the hood of the old ford Anglia , surrounded by people, and he was singing. Hermione and Harry jumped up and rushed over, in the time it took to get over there Neville and Seamus had jumped up on the car and had started singing too. Harry, not being able to control himself and slipping from Hermione's attempts to hold him back, he jumped on the car too.
" 'oh grease lighting,' "Ron was singing, and the others were singing in the background drawing there fingers in a semi-circle in front of them (grease lightning style)
" GO, grease lightning ... "(A/N I'm sorry! I don't know the words!) they finished the song and the car disappeared but Ron was still in leather, Harry came to his senses and realised what he must have done, when the cheering had died down Harry looked back at Ron who now had a cigarette in his mouth
"Ron," Harry hissed "you don't smoke!" he snatched the cigarette and butted it on the ground then looked back at him to see he had another one in his mouth, Ron looked at Hermione and started singing
" 'I got chillllllllllllls, there multiplyin and I'm looooooosin control, but the power, your supplyin, it's electrifyin!' "Harry looked over at Hermione who was wearing a blonde wig and leather and was starting to sing
" 'You better shape up,' "(Pavati and Lavender were singing 'oh oh oh') " 'cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you, you better shape up, you gotta understand, to my heat you must be true' "
"Hermione!" Harry hissed "your not effected!"
"I know," she replied "It's fun 'your the one that I want!' "after the song, and after everyone had returned to normal, they headed back to the castle, but when they stepped into the Great Hall for dinner, Harry felt, for the second time today, his jaw drop.
A/N: Well, there you go, what do you think? PLEASE tell me! It's the only inspiration I have in this prison cell, I know this chapter was a little slow but that was because I had to explain everything, I don't care how you review! I just like to know my story is being read!
All you have to do is click the button right there
\/ were my arrow is pointing,
Next chapter up soon
~sbsammy
WAIT STOP!!! I was just kidding! Kidding. Please don't sue! Ahhh!!!!!
*Two angry lawyers enter the room and grab Sbsammy by the feet and drag her kicking and screaming from the room*
Noooooooooooooooo!!!! That was fiction! Pure fiction!!! Noooooooooooooo!
*********
Several weeks later.
"Okay, I'm writing this story from my quaint little jail cell, but they say I'm still aloud to post stories, under there supervision of course, but don't worry, my lawyers are on it!"
A/N: Thank you so much! I lllllllllloooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee reviews!
A BIG thanks to:
Tiger Lily21: Your very welcome, so glad you like my story!
Rockabye: I am smiling this very minute! :) that is me, yes, I think it's better than the first one too, and it probably will get better! Uh-oh, *touches wood* Phew! Anyway glad you think so (if that made sense).
Sakegirlintrainingjannel: my brother reviewed that, he signed in my name because he can't be stuffed (lazy git) to get his own account
A/N2: Well, my sister (Ingrid7) has been helping me a lot with this story and she would like some credit too, she would like to be known as a co-writer.
So anyway ON TO THE STORY!!
Chapter Three: Not as harmless as you think
Harry entered the great hall and felt his jaw drop. Practically all the students were clapping in unison for all the teachers were swing dancing, and they were pretty good too. Ron immiediently joined the Griffindors and started clapping with them. Harry, resisting the urge to join in too, turned to Hermione
"We should do something about this," He said
"What for?" She replied, "I mean, it hasn't done any harm yet, has it?"
"Hermione, we can't leave things like it is forever,"
"Yes, but it does make a few people a little more bearable," she said with a glance at the Slytherins, who were all clapping the hardest.
"Well, yeah, but...I...," was all he managed to say
"Look, don't worry, I mean, who knows, maybe it wears off or something,"
"Yeah, maybe," he said, he was slightly surprised at her for not taking this very seriously but he just sat down and joined in the clapping. When the teaches had stopped dancing they bowed as everyone clapped and whistled. Then there was an eerie silence. Harry looked over at Cho and, stood up on the table and he felt a desperate urge to start singing.
And, (to his horror, later) he did.
" 'Well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked I fell in love with
her,' "Ron, Neville and Seamus started to sing the background
" ' Sheeeeee wouldn't dance with another, ohhhhhhhhhh, and I saw her standing there,' "He sung the song and everyone clapped and cheered, and Harry went over to Cho and kissed her hand. Then Cho started to sing.
" 'A kiss on the hand may be, quite continental, but diamonds,' " She is suddenly wearing a pink dress covered in diamonds and surrounded by guys in tuxedos holding out jewels, " 'Are a girls best friend,' "just after the song had ended the bell went, the classes were quite uneventful, except the occasional song, but it was outside Hogwarts that there was something very important was happening.
MEANWHILE (Evil laugh, by and evil guy)
*A Long Way Outside Hogwarts in a darkened freaky room*
"Did everything go as planned Wormtail?," asked a high cruel voice
"Y-yes my Lord," stuttered Wormtail
"Tell me Wormtail, what curse did you use?"
"The M-minerite curse my Lord, quite like the Imperius curse but much much s-stronger,"
"Oh really? You realize Wormtail I hear some very strange things have been going on at Hogwarts,"
"S-strange t-things?" Wormtail asked, clearly very frightened
"Yes Wormtail, strange things, singing and dancing, from what I hear," he said, quite calmly
"S-singing and d-dancing?" he asked, now quite petrified
"Yes, it seems that something has gone wrong," He said menacingly
"W-wrong m-my Lord?" he said, now shaking
"Singing and dancing is not what I wanted Wormtail, you shall be punished," he said, raising his wand
"N-no master!" he said, flinging himself on the floor at Voldemorts feet "M-master, please! The curse will work! the singing and dancing must be the result of another curse! The Minerite curse will come into effect at midnight tonight!" Voldemort lowered his wand and considered this for as moment
"Very well Wormtail, but if it doesn't work at midnight you will be punished, understood?"
"Yes my Lord, thank you,"
"Tell me Wormtail, who does the curse work on?"
"Full bloods master,"
"What about half bloods?"
"The curse isn't as strong for them, but it can effect them,"
"And the mudbloods?"
"It doesn't effect them at all,"
"So it will happen at midnight tonight?"
"Y-yes my Lord,"
"Very good Wormtail, very good indeed," this made Voldemort happy, very happy
*Back At Hogwarts*
Harry suddenly felt a shooting pain across his scar
"Ouch!" Harry clapped his hand on his scar
"What is it?" asked Hermione
"Scar," he said shortly, still rubbing it with his free hand, as he was holding a stack of toast he was feeding the giant squid.
"is he near here?" she asked sounding a little frightened
"No," he said reassuringly "he's, happy about something, he..."Harry had a sudden brain wave
"Full bloods," he blurted out "The wave only affected full bloods and it effects half bloods, that's why I can sometimes throw it off, but muggle borns aren't affected!" Hermione blinked at him
"I-I think your right Harry,"
After a brief conversation about the wave Harry heard something to his left and lifted his head, which he was resting on the tree by the lake, he saw Ron, wearing leather, standing on the hood of the old ford Anglia , surrounded by people, and he was singing. Hermione and Harry jumped up and rushed over, in the time it took to get over there Neville and Seamus had jumped up on the car and had started singing too. Harry, not being able to control himself and slipping from Hermione's attempts to hold him back, he jumped on the car too.
" 'oh grease lighting,' "Ron was singing, and the others were singing in the background drawing there fingers in a semi-circle in front of them (grease lightning style)
" GO, grease lightning ... "(A/N I'm sorry! I don't know the words!) they finished the song and the car disappeared but Ron was still in leather, Harry came to his senses and realised what he must have done, when the cheering had died down Harry looked back at Ron who now had a cigarette in his mouth
"Ron," Harry hissed "you don't smoke!" he snatched the cigarette and butted it on the ground then looked back at him to see he had another one in his mouth, Ron looked at Hermione and started singing
" 'I got chillllllllllllls, there multiplyin and I'm looooooosin control, but the power, your supplyin, it's electrifyin!' "Harry looked over at Hermione who was wearing a blonde wig and leather and was starting to sing
" 'You better shape up,' "(Pavati and Lavender were singing 'oh oh oh') " 'cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you, you better shape up, you gotta understand, to my heat you must be true' "
"Hermione!" Harry hissed "your not effected!"
"I know," she replied "It's fun 'your the one that I want!' "after the song, and after everyone had returned to normal, they headed back to the castle, but when they stepped into the Great Hall for dinner, Harry felt, for the second time today, his jaw drop.
A/N: Well, there you go, what do you think? PLEASE tell me! It's the only inspiration I have in this prison cell, I know this chapter was a little slow but that was because I had to explain everything, I don't care how you review! I just like to know my story is being read!
All you have to do is click the button right there
\/ were my arrow is pointing,
Next chapter up soon
~sbsammy