Hermione looked around her new room and saw that it was similar to the Gryffindor common room. Though, it had a small kitchen, library, and the main colors of the room were aquamarine and peach. She thought it was quite quaint. 'I feel so tired I could fall asleep on the floor right now, I will explore the room more later.' Without bothering to notice that her room was her dream room she plopped down and fell asleep before she her head hit the pillow.

~~~~~the next day~~~~~~

"What a strange dream. I dreamt I fell back through time and meet Harry's parents and the rest of the marauders."

"Hermione, are you up yet? You are going to miss breakfast if you don't hurry."

"Lily?" Hermione said as she got up, saw lily with what she supposed would be her class schedule and fainted.

"Oh!" Lily turned around after hearing a thump from the doorway just to see Alexia (I am just going to call her alexia from now on) fall in a faint. 'Wonder what happened. She looks like she just saw a ghost, oops, I mean like something unreal came and bit her in the face. Better revive her.' She took a cold, wet washcloth from the bathroom and washed her face with it trying to wake her up. "Hey Alexia, how are you? You look like you saw someone from the dead walk out of their grave or something. Why did you faint like that?"

'You have no idea.' "I'm fine, just a bit of a shock, it is going to take awhile to get used to a new school."

"If you're sure, then come on, here is your schedule and we are going to be late for breakfast, you arrived on a Friday so today is Saturday and I can show you around the castle if you want."

"Sure, Thanks." 'Of course, I already know Hogwarts, but I can't tell her that.' Lily and Alexia walked to the Great Hall and ran into a babbling Sirius and James trying to shut him up but failing.

"Hey Lily, who is your friend? This is Alexia, Alexia this is Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James." She pointed to Remus, then Peter admiring James, Sirius who was talking about who knows what, and James who was being fawned over by Peter.

"I already met James and Sirius."

"Yea, she though I was some bloke named Harry then fainted."

"Our famous reputations have brought us together fair maiden Lexia."

"So, Lily, would you go out with me?"

"Do you always have to ask that James? The answer was and always will be no, and before you ask why not like you so predictably would, it is because you are an arrogant prick. And until you get some modesty then it will always and forever be no."

"So there is still a chance of you saying yes? I mean, why you wouldn't say yes for a good catch like me."

"Yes, I can say no, and I did say no, and I would do it again. And there isn't really a chance, I said if you get some modesty, and since I doubt you will ever get any let alone know what the word means then there isn't a chance. And your last sentence proves that."

"Oh do be quiet Sirius that is getting quite annoying." After having enough of their antics and deciding to go sit far away from them.

"What is wrong with Alexia?" Sirius asked as soon as they left.

"What do you mean what is wrong with her?" Remus asked.

"She isn't fawning over any of us that is just wrong."

"Shut up Padfoot."

"Well, it is true, right prongs?"

"Yea, she is going to be different, that much I can tell."

"Yes and her eyes are like lily pads." Not lily flower Prongs, I mean Lexia.

"Someone should have told me that in the first place."

"Prongs, even if someone did tell you, you can be just as clueless as Padfoot."

"If that was an insult I resent that. Besides, Lily and Alexia have a lot in common, I can tell that much so far."

"So what if it was an insult?"

"If it was then you will pay."

"How much will I pay? And with what?"

"You are a retard."

"So what else is new? We all are retards, except Remus. No offence James, but I think Dumbledore has finally lost his marbles, why else would he make you Head boy? Remus should have been Head boy instead."

"None taken, didn't we have this discussion already on the train?" Sirius asked puzzled as to why he felt like they did.

"Get out the History books, Padfoot remembers something."

"Shut up Prongs."

"Come on guys, let's go eat breakfast, I heard that we are finally going to get grapefruits and bananas."

"Did someone just say bananas?"

"You should not have said that." Moony says as they all watch Padfoot grab a banana, eat it, throw the peel on the floor, walk away, come back, and run on the peel, slipping on it. "You really should not have said that." And they watch as he does that too half of the bananas in the room before they have enough sense to grab him and hide the bananas.

"That was fun."

"You know how dense you two can be? Prongs, never ever mention anything that happens to do with bananas, choco-,"

"Look who is talking."

"Oops,"

"You can say that again."

"Oops," Now that he said oops again, they realized that that it was near impossible to try an restrain him now, so reluctantly they let him go and watched as he found the rest and other half of the bananas and slipped on every last one.

"My stomach doesn't feel so good."

"Well, of course it wouldn't ignoramus. You just ate every available banana peel and slipped on it. I would be surprised if you were okay. Now let's eat." And after they ate they couldn't believe that Sirius could still eat. And all he said in response to their looks was, "What? I am a growing boy, and need food."

"Even after falling on those bananas and nearly getting sick you can still eat more like you haven't had a decent meal in a century. You need help."

"No, you do Moony. After a century of not eating, one would be dead and in the afterlife, or a ghost. Now, how about playing a game of quidditch."

~~~~~~Meanwhile with Alexia and Lily~~~~~~~~

"Don't mind them, they are just a bunch of-,"

"You don't have to say it, I know what you mean. I know some people that remind me of them."

"Alright, let's eat. Oh no, this is not good, funny, but not good."

"What is it Lily?"

"There are bananas here."

"What is wrong with them?"

"Sirius is wrong with them. Never say the word banana in front of him or let him touch or see them. Many found out the hard way."

"Why?" Then they see a crazed Sirius running around eating bananas and slipping on the peels on purpose.

"That is why."

"Oh. He reminds me of Bonkers."

"Who is bonkers?"

"An animated cartoon character, he is what his name is basically, bonkers. Maybe he is related to Sirius. Though. Sirius isn't a bobcat. In one episode Sarge tells him to look out for the banana peel and to not slip on it. Bonkers says 'Did you just say banana peel?' and runs, finds it and slips on it." Then everyone who heard start laughing, which wasn't much considering it was breakfast and most people sleep in till lunch. So mainly it was a handful of people silently laughing. As they left the Great Hall they bumped into none other then. "Malfoy?!" Alexia looked at someone that resembled Draco except he had longer hair that looked more bleached.

"You know him?"

"Yes and no."

"Of course you know me, I am a Malfoy. And what is a beauty like you hanging around with such mudblood filth? You should learn to associate with higher class if you want to really learn the important facts in life. I, of course, am Lucius Malfoy, and you might be?"

"Well, you two seem similar," Lily and Malfoy looked at her in confusion, "Nevermind. Well, looks as if you always are the same disgusting Malfoy, and they all are. For your information Malfoy, I happen to be a as you so graciously call it, mudblood. And I can tell you that you will always be the same and if you want to live, then I advise you not to join the DE ranks, and, oh yea, say hi to Narcissa for me. If you have even met her yet."

"How did you know?"

"I have my ways Malfoy, now shut up; you are beginning to get on my nerves, even in death. So shut up now before I make you die before your time." Alexia and Lily walked away leaving Malfoy's jaw dropped halfway to the floor and wondering how she could have known all that. The information was classified. Then he realized he made more important things to do then to figure out the mudblood's "ways" and went to his appointment.

"Alexia, what was that about?"

"Something that I know would should him up speechless, it did work."

"True."

~~~~~~~In the present with Harry, Ron, Sirius, Remus, a yearbook, and Dumbledore~~~~~~~~~~~`

"Does anyone mind telling me what this is about and why I haven't seen Hermione for a week, and she isn't even in classes?"

"Here, Take a look at this photo."

"Why are you pointing to a picture of Lexa?"

"I remember her, she is that exchange student that. looks a lot like Hermione now that I think about it."

"Um, that is Hermione."

"You dated Hermione Sirius?"

"I didn't know she was at the time."

"Albus? I am guessing you knew this all along, anything else you would like to tell us?"

"All will be revealed in due time."

"Padfoot, I think it means, or rather all I can get understand is that there is more to tell us, but he wont till later."

"Padfoot. you dated Hermione?"

"Yes, but at the time she was Lexia, or Lex, or Alexia, or Lexa."

"You know, I think that was her favorite name."

"I think there was another exchange student now that I think about it."

"Him? He doesn't look like anyone we know and he was tutored for most of the classes for some reason or another."

"Yea, he didn't come till after Christmas."

"Moony? Do you know where Harry went off to after you told him about Lex?"

"Mumbled something about going into the forbidden territory with Ron."

"What is forbidden territory?"

"The only place they avoid getting caught in. In other words. the library."

"Figures, but we were just like that too."

"I was the only one in the group that was okay and not scared of the library. At least I knew where it was and what it looked like."

"Did you have to bring that up?"

"Thank god you don't act the same around banana peels. Do you know how strange you would look? But then again. I am not sure about you still having the banana reaction because everyone learned what not to say."

"HOLD UP!!!!!!! DID YOU JUST SAY BANANA???????? Where is the banana? I do not see any bananas, maybe they are hiding... I will go look for them."

"Okay, I take that back." And he watched as Sirius ran looking around the whole castle while following him laughing and trying to explain that there were no bananas but he would just start all over again. 'This has turned out to be a very interesting day' Remus thought while looking for the banana hunter, and realized something. 'He is going to scare the poor House elves while looking for bananas, and get a major stomach ache, when looking for Sirius looking for bananas, go to the place where you find bananas and there I will find Sirius a couple minutes later. Padfoot always had a slower brain when it came to finding bananas.' And he went to the kitchen in search of his banana friend wondering if he was directly related to the ape except sometimes an ape could be smarter.