Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... I do not own Naruto... I do not own Naruto...

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Sakura opened the door to her house and stepped in wearily, kicking off her shoes. She hung up her coat and scarf on the hangers, and wearily trudged into the living room. She flopped down on the couch with the remote, and was about to click on the television when-
KNOCK KNOCK.
'Damn it, go away,' moaned Sakura mentally. Her body was strangely sore, probably from staying out to long in the cold winter air. She sighed.
"It's unlocked!" she yelled, loud enough so that whomever was outside could hear her. She heard the door click open and footsteps on the stairs, and a familiar head came into view.
"Sakura? I wasn't sure if you were home," Kakashi said as he stepped into the living room.
"Hello Kakashi," she said wearily, not in the mood for company. He sat down next to her.
"Aw, what's wrong?" he asked softly. "Having a rough day?"
"Not really, just frostbitten and achy," she said simply as she flipped through channels.
"Oh, I love this show!" she squealed suddenly, stopping on a soap opera. The title was just flashing onto the screen- 'The Young and Lovelorn,' it was called. Sakura noticed Kakashi's baffled expression. "The main character is a violinist in a traveling orchestra," Sakura explained. "But he has been cursed. Everywhere he goes, he will fall in love with someone and have to leave them," she finished simply. "You really like this show, right?" Kakashi asked. "Yup. I just feel so relaxed when I watch it, it is so dramatic!" "You know, I was coming here to give you your present and treat you to lunch, but think that can wait," Kakashi said slyly. Sakura looked at him suspiciously, but returned her gaze to the television.
Suddenly, Kakashi stood up.
"What are you doing?" Sakura asked. She was cut off as Kakashi forced
her into a lying position, her back exposed. "Let go!" she shrieked.
"Calm down, I'm not going to rape you or anything," Kakashi said smoothly.
"Well, what the hell are you doing?!" Sakura shrieked angrily. Her angry tones were suddenly replaced with soft moans of pleasure as Kakashi slowly rubbed his hands up and down her back, kneading the muscles slowly.
"See now, don't you feel better?" he asked happily as Sakura's eyes closed and she smiled contentedly.
"Sensei, I didn't know that you knew how to massage," she cooed.
"I know a lot," he said as he moved his hands professionally. Sakura sighed, her muscles relaxing beneath his fingers. He smiled.
"Wow, that is about the third time I've been surprised today," Sakura said. Kakashi frowned.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, Naruto made me an awesome breakfast. When I was shopping, Sasuke gave me a note saying to meet him later today," she explained, not noticing the worry on Kakashi's face.
"Really," he said acidly.
"Yeah," she said. "I think I'm going to have a long day," she said.
"Oh," he mumbled as he massaged.
"Hey, wait a second! Do you want to see what I bought?" Sakura asked excitedly. "I absolutely love showing people my purchases!" She squirmed away from Kakashi's hands.
"Sure," he said plainly, sitting down on the couch.
"Oh, be happy! You're the first person to see this outfit!" Sakura said happily, grabbing her bag and dashing into her room.

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She appeared a moment later, wearing what she bought. Kakashi quickly grabbed a box of tissues to stifle his sign of desire (bloody nose! XD). Sakura stood in front of him, wearing the outfit proudly.

"I know that it's a bit early for summer wear," she said. "But I couldn't resist! I spent all my pocket money on it! Do I look okay?" she asked, twirling around so he got the full effect. His eye bulged, and he shoved more tissue into his face.
"Well- uh- you look great!" he said, blushing heavily.
"Thanks!" Sakura said brightly. "I really think that it is a cute ensemble!"
"Oh my god," Kakashi mumbled.
"Hey! I have a great idea! Will you do me a favor?" she asked him. He only nodded. "Since my parents are out and everything, I need someone to give me a ride somewhere," she started smoothly.
"Like where?" Kakashi asked.
"Well, there is this underage club in the next village..."

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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try and drag this out a bit. Bear with me, I'm having fun.