Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro and the Ham Hams.

Subterranean Rhapsody
by flash_fox
Parodying the song Bohemian Rhapsody


Oxnard, Boss, and Bijou:
Is this the real life?
Is this but Hamsity?
Caught in a moving van
With no escape from insanity
Open in your heart
As we begin to part and see

Hamtaro: I'm just a poor ham,
I need no sunflower seed

Oxnard, Boss, and Bijou:
Because I'm easy come easy go
Little guy, little low
Any way the van goes, doesn't really matter to me,

Hamtaro: To me

Melanie, not thrilled I am
Got to move from my home
To another home and zone
Melanie,
you're friendship's just as strong
But now it's time to for Laura to move away
Mel-lan-nie, she didn't mean to make you cry
If we're not back this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, our time has come
Put boxes in the back
Keep the fragile stuff in tact
Good bye everybody
I've got to move
Gotta leave all behind for a nice house
Mel-lan-nie,

Oxnard: When the van goes

Don't forget to write
I will always remember you from this moment

(instrumental)

Oxnard: I spy a little silhouette of a ham

Oxnard, Boss, and Bijou:
Hamtaroo Hamtaroo will you do a small Hamster dance
Boss was in the darkness, was very frightening thing

Penelope: Ookwee
Ookwee
Ookwee Ookyoo

Oxnard, Boss, and Bijou: Magnifique

Hamtaro: I'm just a happy ham everybody loves me

Oxnard, Boss, and Bijou:
He's just a happy ham have a look can it be?
There is more to this ham than the ham eye can see

Hamtaro: Easy come easy go, let's get up and go

Boss, Stan, Howdy:
No, let's not get up and go

Hamtaro: Let's us go!

Boss, Stan, Howdy:
Well hamha, Let us not get up and go

Hamtaro: Let's us go!

Boss, Stan, Howdy:
Well hamha, Let us not get up and go

Hamtaro: Let's us go!

Boss, Stan, Howdy:
Let's not get up and go

Hamtaro: Let's us go!

Boss, Stan, Howdy:
Let's not get up and go

Hamtaro: Let's us go!

Boss, Stan, Howdy: go go go go go go go

Hamtaro: Hamma mia, hamma mia

Bijou Oxnard: Hamma mia Let's us go

Hamtaro, Bijou, Oxnard:
Elder ham has a devil of a night for thee, for thee, for thee!

(Instrumental)

Hamtaro:
So you think you can impress me with you new hair tie
So you think you can love me and leave me to fry
Oh baby- gotta go to the clubhouse baby
I've gottta get out-just gotta get outta of my cage

(Instrumental)

Everyone always matters,
Anyone can see,
Everyone always matters- everyone really matters to me

Oxnard: Any way the truck goes...


Author's note: Just to explain some things, the first part that include Melanie was based off Hamtaro's previous home before he moved to the town the show is based on now a days which is described in much detail in The Precious Letter. Then it goes into the ham hams excepting Hamtaro who becomes an important member of the ham ham gang as the show progressed. The whole thing with Boss, Stan, And Howdy represents how they can be pretty pessimist at times like in Panda's Ham Fun Park. Then the song goes into the fact that Laura expects Hamtaro to stay in his cage all day but chooses to leave to go to the clubhouse. Then it ends talking about Hamtaro's caring for everyone. Probably the worst and most complicated or my song parodies 0.0. Oh well, at least it's interesting... BTW, to you old readers of A Very Hamtaro Satire, I'm trying ot start it up again, wish me luck!