Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, though he is on my Christmas list!!!!!!
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Kagome was sleeping peacefully when she heard someone else breathing near her. She awoke to find Inuyasha...there. (A/N: No lemons!!!!!) A horrified gaze crept across her face. "SIT! SITSITSITSITSIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" She ran quickly toward the well, not realizing that she had no clothing on. It just so happened that Miroku was awake and as he saw Kagome running, his lecherous side took over. He jumped up and immediately sped after her, yelling "Kagome! Wait! Will you bear my child?" over and over again. Kagome jumped into the well and disappeared in a flash of light. Miroku jumped in after her and landed on the hard ground. He came out cross-eyed and stumbled his way back over to Inuyasha. He fell face-first onto the ground. Though it was slightly muffled, he said, "Will you bear my.....bunny?" And with that he fainted.
Kagome sped toward her house, thanking God that it was night and praying that nobody was in the living room. When she opened the door, she froze. Her grandfather, mother, Souta and.....HOJO were all sitting in the living room, Hojo gripping some flowers. "Er.....Nice to...uh...s-see you......Higurashi," he said slowly. She screamed and ran up the stairs to her room, but when she got there, she found that somehow Miroku had gotten through the well and was climbing through her window. (A/N: For the sake of the story.don't ask.) She spun around again and ran back down stairs and outside again, Miroku still following her. She ran into town, and quickly found that she couldn't lose him there, so she jumped back down the well. When she was back in the Feudal Era, she was standing between Inuyasha and Miroku. "Kagome, Come here," Inuyasha said. "Will you bear my chiiiiilllldddd????" Miroku asked. Kagome ran sideways and the two men ran into one another. Miroku immediately jumped up to continue the chase, but Inuyasha tackled him from behind. Miroku then screamed something about matching pearl earrings, which startled Inuyasha enough for Miroku to start running again. And then.......Kagome woke up.
"What is WRONG with you?" Inuyasha nearly screamed at her. Kagome was in her sleeping bag and was drenched in sweat. Apparently, she had been screaming in her sleep. She gave Inuyasha a weird look and curled her sleeping bag tighter around her body. Miroku appeared soon after. "Kagome, are you all right?" he asked. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!" Kagome screamed, scrambling out of her sleeping bag and standing up. "Just...just stay AWAY!" And with that she ran off toward where Sango was, leaving Miroku and Inuyasha with "deer-in-the-headlight" stares. Miroku scratched the back of his head. "Was it something I said?"
Well...what do you think? Please review!!!!!
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Kagome was sleeping peacefully when she heard someone else breathing near her. She awoke to find Inuyasha...there. (A/N: No lemons!!!!!) A horrified gaze crept across her face. "SIT! SITSITSITSITSIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" She ran quickly toward the well, not realizing that she had no clothing on. It just so happened that Miroku was awake and as he saw Kagome running, his lecherous side took over. He jumped up and immediately sped after her, yelling "Kagome! Wait! Will you bear my child?" over and over again. Kagome jumped into the well and disappeared in a flash of light. Miroku jumped in after her and landed on the hard ground. He came out cross-eyed and stumbled his way back over to Inuyasha. He fell face-first onto the ground. Though it was slightly muffled, he said, "Will you bear my.....bunny?" And with that he fainted.
Kagome sped toward her house, thanking God that it was night and praying that nobody was in the living room. When she opened the door, she froze. Her grandfather, mother, Souta and.....HOJO were all sitting in the living room, Hojo gripping some flowers. "Er.....Nice to...uh...s-see you......Higurashi," he said slowly. She screamed and ran up the stairs to her room, but when she got there, she found that somehow Miroku had gotten through the well and was climbing through her window. (A/N: For the sake of the story.don't ask.) She spun around again and ran back down stairs and outside again, Miroku still following her. She ran into town, and quickly found that she couldn't lose him there, so she jumped back down the well. When she was back in the Feudal Era, she was standing between Inuyasha and Miroku. "Kagome, Come here," Inuyasha said. "Will you bear my chiiiiilllldddd????" Miroku asked. Kagome ran sideways and the two men ran into one another. Miroku immediately jumped up to continue the chase, but Inuyasha tackled him from behind. Miroku then screamed something about matching pearl earrings, which startled Inuyasha enough for Miroku to start running again. And then.......Kagome woke up.
"What is WRONG with you?" Inuyasha nearly screamed at her. Kagome was in her sleeping bag and was drenched in sweat. Apparently, she had been screaming in her sleep. She gave Inuyasha a weird look and curled her sleeping bag tighter around her body. Miroku appeared soon after. "Kagome, are you all right?" he asked. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!" Kagome screamed, scrambling out of her sleeping bag and standing up. "Just...just stay AWAY!" And with that she ran off toward where Sango was, leaving Miroku and Inuyasha with "deer-in-the-headlight" stares. Miroku scratched the back of his head. "Was it something I said?"
Well...what do you think? Please review!!!!!