Chapter 2
A/N: I 'm really sorry about all the characters and If you get kind of mixed up
Chapter 2 Planet Express to Destiny Island
Sora is sleeping on the beach. Kairi walks over to him
Kairi: Wake up Sora you lazy bum
Sora: Five more minutes mommy ZZZZZZZZZ
Kairi: ERRRRRR *Kairi takes a sledgehammer and holds it over Sora* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!
Sora: AHHHH what Kairi what are you doing with that hammer
Kairi quickly hides the hammer behind her back
Kairi: what hammer
Sora: The one you just slipped behind your back
Kairi: Uh well that's a long story… One you don't have time to hear because…
Sora: Because…
Kairi: Because… We have to finish building the raft. Now go get the supplies
Sora: Why me?
Kairi: *Pulls out sledgehammer* BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Sora walks away slowly
Sora: (under his breath) crazy
Kairi: I HEARD THAT!
Sora walks to the beach to fish. He looks up at the sky and sees a twinkle of light he watches and the light gets closer to him it seems to turn green. Sora jumps out of the way and the green light hit's the ground. Once the sand sets he sees a green spaceship. Sora reads the logo on the ship.
Sora: Planet Express… Hmm…
All of a sudden Stewie and Brian fall out of a plot hole in the sky
Stewie: Blast AHHHHHH
Brian: Oh shut up
They hit the ground
THUNKSora: Who who are you
Stewie: Well I am Steward Griffin and this is the dog
Brian: Brian's the name how are you oh and do have and dry martinis around?
Sora: AHHH a talking baby and a talking alcoholic dog I must be going crazy
A TV infomercial guy walks on
TV guy: Is this you? Are talking babies and alcoholic dogs appearing in your life all of a sudden? Then you need Extra Extra Strength Tylenol
He disappears
Sora: Uh… Well ok I must be dreaming so I'll play along. Ok so your Steward and your Brian right?
Brian: Correct but everybody calls the baby Stewie Oh my God
Stewie: What the deuce? AHH
Sora: What?
A shadow is creeping up behind him
Brain and Stewie: Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha
Sora: What are you trying to say guys?
Brian: Behind you
Sora turns around and the shadow turns out to be Zoidberg
Zoidberg: Hello
Sora Brian and Stewie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leela climbs out of the busted up ship
Leela: Zoidberg are you trying to give the locals a heart attack *turns to the three frightened people* How are you I am Capitan Leela of the Planet Express in New New York
The three stay silent
Bender: Aw my bending ass is killing me
Fry: Really only my regular ass is killing me
Sora walks over to Bender
Sora: Are you a… robot?
Bender: Yea kid I'm a robot now can it!
Leela puts her hand on Sora's shoulder
Sora: And you're a well what do you call people with one eye again?
Leela: I'm a Cyclops
Brian: What time did you say you we're from?
Leela: Oh I didn't put we are from the time 3003
Brian: Really?
Fry: Yea what time are you from?
Brian: 2003
Fry: Wow cool I used to live in 2003
Brian: Used to?
Fry: Yea the I got cryogenically frozen and woke up in 3000
Zoidberg: Hooray Fish my favorite
Sora: Do you know him?
Leela: Yea that's Dr. Zoidberg
Sora: Doctor? But he's a lobster
Leela: But he was trained well
Stewie: Shut up you vile people!
Leela: Aw what a cute baby.
Stewie: BURN IN HELL!
Brian: Sorry he's teething
Sora: Well anyway I need to find some stuff to build a raft
Fry: For what?
Sora: I'll tell you later
Fry: Ok
Leela: We can help
Sora: Really thanks
Brain: Stewie and I can help as well
Sora: Thanks
Bender: Aw crap
Sora hands them each a piece of paper with the object they need top find. They all go off in they're own direction and thus ends this chapter of The Epic Quest
Hi thanks for reading Chapter 2 sorry it was so long but I couldn't help it well Chapter 3 will be up soon!
