The Epic Quest Chapter 3
A/N: Sorry it took so long to get chap 3 up I've been on
hiatus well here it goes.
Destiny Island the groups are as follows
Fry, Brain, Bender and Sora
Leela, Stewie, Zoidberg.
The go off to find the materials they need
Sora: I have wood
Fry: *laughs hysterically*
Sora: I'm talking about a log!
Fry: *falls to the floor*
Sora: Ug let's wait for Fry to contain himself
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Leela: We have to find cloth and some rope
Stewie: Why don't we just take the cloth from that boy there.
Stewie points to Tidus clamping a blanket close to him.
Leela: That wouldn't be very nice…let's do it!
Zoidberg Leela and Stewie sneak up behind Tidus
Zoidberg: Hello little planet I have no idea where we are boy!
Tidus: AHHHHHHH!
Leela: Sorry he's like that sometime
Tidus: *crawls into a fettle position sucking his thumb*
Leela: What is you're name?
Tidus: Tidus
Leela: Well hello Tidus may I see you're blanket?
Tidus: NO!
Stewie: Give it here damn it!
Stewie: *jumps onto Tidus slapping his face* GIVE IT HERE YOU INFINTILE STUPID!
Tidus: NO!
Leela tries to pull Stewie off Tidus. Stewie and Leela fly back with Tidus's blanket in Stewie's hand. Tidus flies off the guard rail and falls to the beach below making a huge imprint in the sand.
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(Since I don't want to bore you with all the supplies and provisions I'll just play some song parodies while they find it all)
Why d'ya have to go and make things so constipated
It's been one week since we got to see cheatin' lovers and cousns that marry
Pretty fly for a rabbi
Oops I farted again!
(Thanks for waiting now back to your regular programming)
The beach
The whole gang meets up and is almost finished building the raft
Fry: So Sora what is this raft for?
Sora: Well my friends Riku Kairi and me are going to fnd other worlds and see different places!
Leela: Sounds interesting we would join you if are ship wasn't so dinged up
Stewie: What the deuce! *points to the sky*
A giant ship (boat) falls clear out of the sky and lands in the water right next to the beach sending a shockwave of water causing the group to get soaked and the raft to tumble into pieces.
Bender: Damn it and all that bending for nothing
A man a woman and another man crawl out of the ship
Woman: Jack goddamn it I told you not to drive a fricken boat drunk
Woman spots the group
Woman: Oh hello I am Elizabeth Swann over there is William Turner
Will is throwing up
Elizabeth: And this is Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: That would be Capitan Jack Sparrow to you young people dogs and lobster things
Elizabeth: What lobster thing… AGH!
Leela: Oh please don't be frightened that is Zoidberg
Zoidberg: Hello earth specimen
Zoidberg eats the Destiny Island Flag: Happy freedom day
(Thanks to the Futurama freedom day episode for that one!)
Will: Ug *throws up*
Elizabeth: and who might the rest of you be?
Sora: I'm Sora *begins to introduce* this is Riku
Riku: Hey
Sora: Kairi
Kairi: How are you
Sora: Leela
Leela: Capitan Leela
Cpt. Jack Sparrow: Oh another Capitan my pleasure to meet you my sweet cyclops
Leela: Say that again and I'll kick your ass
Sora: Bender
Bender: Hey how the hell are ya
Sora: Fry
Fry: Hi
Sora: Stewie
Stewie: Burn In hell!!!!
Sora: and this is Brian
Brian: Hi I'm Brian want a drink
Elizabeth shutters
Elizabeth: But you are a robot and you are a dog and you are a baby
Stewie: Set for world domination
Elizabeth shutters once again
Thanks for reading chap 4 should be up soon Review!!!