Disclaimer:Hello!(Insert name here) how are you doin? Johnny adopts Squee!
today! oh yeah and (Ditto the first one) I need you too pick up my dry
cleaning!
Adoption how has this any connection to me?:Johnny walks along a street with Todd taking him to the adoption agency "Hey Squee how was the crazy house?did you try the stew?"Asked Johnny. Todd looks at him "It was horrible this one guy kept hitting me and the stew was the only thing there!"Said Todd speaking as fast you can say something very short.
(20 Miles later)There finally at the adoption agency filling out papers "Um excuse me Mr.C. I need the parents signature."Said some wacky looking clerk (Dont kill me!!!!) Johnny looks at her "Okeedokie!"Said Johnny simply "Todd three more trips and thats all oh wait make that four." Todd looks at him "Um whats the extra one for?"Asked the same person who was looking (For the simple minded:Squee)Johnny keeps scribbling "We gotta get something to eat at the Taco Hell/Smell!Duh!"Said Johnny.
(69 miles later NO MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......!)Todd is outta sweat hes only shriveled so skinny that the happy noodle boy looks FAT! *somekind of noise his doorbell makes* *Ditto* Johnny gets up opens the door (Oh yeah there home) and some confetti sprays and blowie thingys start blowing "Congrats Mr.C. you won one million dollars!"Said some guy (Seno'r Diablo's disguise)Johnny looks at him then takes the check and slams the door "Squee we gotta take a trip to the fizz wizz company!"Said Johnny.
(100,000 dollars later) Johnny walks back home with Todd (A/N:God that kids gonna die Johnny:Not if I can help it! Me:Shut up before I take away the fizz wizz and money Johnny:Ok!!Ok!!!you win!) "The fizz wizz will be delivered today some time."Said Johnny Todd is literally dragging himself "Hey um Mr.Nny can you help me I cant walk anymore."Says Todd before passing out AAAAAHHH theres some kind of wobbly headed thing coming!!! "*Sigh*People with there idiotic ways sleeping on the street I wish I was an imbecile too wel....."those were the last words before Johnny stabbed him.Dead.
(Short news flash)Johnnys at the tv studio "Hey you arent you the guy who reported the taco hell/smell thing?"Asked Johnny the guy looks over "Yes I am want an autograph?"Asked the guy who....talks "No say what the cop said and I'll give you a surprise!"Said Johnny with that crazy look in his eye "He-Hem,okay "It Was Wacky."is that good enough I can't repeat stuff good!"Said the dead man *RRIIIPPPP!* news caster is dead finally "I want fizz wizz."
(Johnny learns math)Johnny walks along passing a park where the happy noodle boy is yelling (A/N:I know he's johnny's comic but he's funny OBEY THE PANTS!) "Okay lets see Squee needs to combine the numbers 666 and 777,"Said Johnny crossing a sign that says (666+777=1443) (A/N:I talk a lot and heres advice keep a calculater handy!PANTS!) 'What could the answer be?"Asked Johnny to himself crossing the club '666+777+1443' Johnny looks at the club sign "Eh I'll just go with that."
(YOU OBEY THE PANTS NOW!!)Johnny walks towards his closet "Man I haven't been in there since uh that last time."Said Johnny he opens the closet and out comes PANTS! "You puny human obey me!!!"Said the pants (OBEY!!!) oh yeah and its ZIMs voice as THE PANTS! "Righ...t *pulls knive out* *RRRRIIIPPPP* damn pants they always go against you sometime!"Said Johnny walking out of the room then red glowing eyes look out then go blue (OBEY THE SHIRTS!!!!) "I wanna go home!"Said THE SHIRT! with GIRs voice.
(Ending stuff...things) I Know a little too unfunny I'll work on it I am still rusty oh yeah and DONT fight THE PANTS! or THE SHIRTS! the always win and next in the installment THE UNDERWEAR! I will think of other stuff.....THE HATS!
Adoption how has this any connection to me?:Johnny walks along a street with Todd taking him to the adoption agency "Hey Squee how was the crazy house?did you try the stew?"Asked Johnny. Todd looks at him "It was horrible this one guy kept hitting me and the stew was the only thing there!"Said Todd speaking as fast you can say something very short.
(20 Miles later)There finally at the adoption agency filling out papers "Um excuse me Mr.C. I need the parents signature."Said some wacky looking clerk (Dont kill me!!!!) Johnny looks at her "Okeedokie!"Said Johnny simply "Todd three more trips and thats all oh wait make that four." Todd looks at him "Um whats the extra one for?"Asked the same person who was looking (For the simple minded:Squee)Johnny keeps scribbling "We gotta get something to eat at the Taco Hell/Smell!Duh!"Said Johnny.
(69 miles later NO MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......!)Todd is outta sweat hes only shriveled so skinny that the happy noodle boy looks FAT! *somekind of noise his doorbell makes* *Ditto* Johnny gets up opens the door (Oh yeah there home) and some confetti sprays and blowie thingys start blowing "Congrats Mr.C. you won one million dollars!"Said some guy (Seno'r Diablo's disguise)Johnny looks at him then takes the check and slams the door "Squee we gotta take a trip to the fizz wizz company!"Said Johnny.
(100,000 dollars later) Johnny walks back home with Todd (A/N:God that kids gonna die Johnny:Not if I can help it! Me:Shut up before I take away the fizz wizz and money Johnny:Ok!!Ok!!!you win!) "The fizz wizz will be delivered today some time."Said Johnny Todd is literally dragging himself "Hey um Mr.Nny can you help me I cant walk anymore."Says Todd before passing out AAAAAHHH theres some kind of wobbly headed thing coming!!! "*Sigh*People with there idiotic ways sleeping on the street I wish I was an imbecile too wel....."those were the last words before Johnny stabbed him.Dead.
(Short news flash)Johnnys at the tv studio "Hey you arent you the guy who reported the taco hell/smell thing?"Asked Johnny the guy looks over "Yes I am want an autograph?"Asked the guy who....talks "No say what the cop said and I'll give you a surprise!"Said Johnny with that crazy look in his eye "He-Hem,okay "It Was Wacky."is that good enough I can't repeat stuff good!"Said the dead man *RRIIIPPPP!* news caster is dead finally "I want fizz wizz."
(Johnny learns math)Johnny walks along passing a park where the happy noodle boy is yelling (A/N:I know he's johnny's comic but he's funny OBEY THE PANTS!) "Okay lets see Squee needs to combine the numbers 666 and 777,"Said Johnny crossing a sign that says (666+777=1443) (A/N:I talk a lot and heres advice keep a calculater handy!PANTS!) 'What could the answer be?"Asked Johnny to himself crossing the club '666+777+1443' Johnny looks at the club sign "Eh I'll just go with that."
(YOU OBEY THE PANTS NOW!!)Johnny walks towards his closet "Man I haven't been in there since uh that last time."Said Johnny he opens the closet and out comes PANTS! "You puny human obey me!!!"Said the pants (OBEY!!!) oh yeah and its ZIMs voice as THE PANTS! "Righ...t *pulls knive out* *RRRRIIIPPPP* damn pants they always go against you sometime!"Said Johnny walking out of the room then red glowing eyes look out then go blue (OBEY THE SHIRTS!!!!) "I wanna go home!"Said THE SHIRT! with GIRs voice.
(Ending stuff...things) I Know a little too unfunny I'll work on it I am still rusty oh yeah and DONT fight THE PANTS! or THE SHIRTS! the always win and next in the installment THE UNDERWEAR! I will think of other stuff.....THE HATS!